Terminator Genisys
Directed by: Alan Taylor
Starring: Arnold Schwarzenegger, Emilia Clarke, Byung-hun Lee, Jai Courtney
Three stars
Thirty-one years and counting, and the Terminators keep rolling off the assembly line like new iPhones, upgraded with shape-shifting abilities, rebooted Sarah Connor assassination levels and, one presumes, better selfie cameras. Terminator Genisys, directed by Alan Taylor (Thor: The Dark World), is the fifth entry in the series begun by James Cameron and a naked money-grab aimed at rejuvenating a flagging franchise.
The three-plus decades of Terminator have spread across the relentless march of technology and the internet, but the movies are curiously stuck between their pre-digital 1980s origins and a dystopian vision of machines' ruling over the planet.
However many Terminators are unveiled, the mechanical heart and soul of the series will always be Arnold Schwarzenegger’s T-800. He’s the android version of earlier, cast-aside operating systems: a Game Boy with a gun. The muscle man’s return to his most iconic role (he was absent in the forgettable 2009 entry Terminator Salvation while governor of California) provides much of the appeal of this otherwise purposeless redo.
Not only does his leather jacket-clad hulk continually best newer, better Terminators, in Genisys the 67-year-old successfully wrestles a synthetic version of his younger, bodybuilding self. Ageing is a hard fact of life, even for the machines sent from the future to kill us.
Five films in, Genisys works very hard to explain its existence. Screenwriters Laeta Kalogridis and Patrick Lussier begin in 2029, long after Skynet robots destroyed most of humanity in Judgement Day. John Connor (Jason Clarke) is leading a promising if grim revolution when the fight begins hopping through time.
To rescue John's mother, Sarah Connor, John sends his loyal soldier Kyle Reese (Jai Courtney) to 1984. But the machines are aware of the plot and after Reese lands with a thud in a Los Angeles back alley, the familiar T-1000 of Terminator 2 (he of liquid metal, played here by Byung-hun Lee) is just around the corner.
Sarah (Emilia Clarke) is more the one doing the rescuing, though. With Schwarzenegger’s Terminator in tow (“Pops” she calls her long-time cyborg protector), she informs Reese of a very different mission from the one he was expecting.
An alternate timeline, caused by the criss-crossing time travel, is offered up for why many of the events of previous Terminator films – often in the same locations, with the same catchphrases – are repeated. It makes for a cautionary tale: hand reboot-crazy Hollywood a plot device such as a time machine and the most advisable course of action is to run for cover.
The movies may be acquiring another potentially dangerous tool: the means to clone. Terminator Genisys may well be most remembered for the digital cameo of a young Schwarzenegger. Granted, monosyllabic blocks of wood are likely easier to photocopy than other actors. But the digital rendering is nevertheless impressive.
Sarah, Reese and the T-800 travel ahead to 2017 to prevent Judgement Day, postponed (through a great deal of illogical, belaboured description) from its original 1997 date. The film tries to claw its way into the present, and, hopefully, into a future trilogy.
Linda Hamilton devotees will likely never accept another in the role. But Clarke, the ascendant dragon mother of Game of Thrones, gives the film enough grit and a touch of depth.
But as Taylor leads the movie from set piece to set piece, the time-travelling thread of Terminator begins to unravel and its welcome playful tone (Genisys is often enjoyably ludicrous) bleeds into ill-advised self-parody.
The Terminator films are about a ceaseless, impossible quest to close the Pandora's box of technology before it ruins us. But Genisys is too busy remixing franchise favourites and setting up further sequels to devote much attention to the sci-fi anxieties that spurred it in the first place. As Alex Garland's recent Ex Machina showed, those are questions worth rebooting.
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How to wear a kandura
Dos
- Wear the right fabric for the right season and occasion
- Always ask for the dress code if you don’t know
- Wear a white kandura, white ghutra / shemagh (headwear) and black shoes for work
- Wear 100 per cent cotton under the kandura as most fabrics are polyester
Don’ts
- Wear hamdania for work, always wear a ghutra and agal
- Buy a kandura only based on how it feels; ask questions about the fabric and understand what you are buying
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Uefa Champions League semi-finals, first leg
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Where: Anfield, Liverpool
Live: BeIN Sports HD
Second leg: May 2, Stadio Olimpico, Rome
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Other ways to buy used products in the UAE
UAE insurance firm Al Wathba National Insurance Company (AWNIC) last year launched an e-commerce website with a facility enabling users to buy car wrecks.
Bidders and potential buyers register on the online salvage car auction portal to view vehicles, review condition reports, or arrange physical surveys, and then start bidding for motors they plan to restore or harvest for parts.
Physical salvage car auctions are a common method for insurers around the world to move on heavily damaged vehicles, but AWNIC is one of the few UAE insurers to offer such services online.
For cars and less sizeable items such as bicycles and furniture, Dubizzle is arguably the best-known marketplace for pre-loved.
Founded in 2005, in recent years it has been joined by a plethora of Facebook community pages for shifting used goods, including Abu Dhabi Marketplace, Flea Market UAE and Arabian Ranches Souq Market while sites such as The Luxury Closet and Riot deal largely in second-hand fashion.
At the high-end of the pre-used spectrum, resellers such as Timepiece360.ae, WatchBox Middle East and Watches Market Dubai deal in authenticated second-hand luxury timepieces from brands such as Rolex, Hublot and Tag Heuer, with a warranty.
Britain's travel restrictions
- A negative test 2 days before flying
- Complete passenger locator form
- Book a post-arrival PCR test
- Double-vaccinated must self-isolate
- 11 countries on red list quarantine
WHEN TO GO:
September to November or March to May; this is when visitors are most likely to see what they’ve come for.
WHERE TO STAY:
Meghauli Serai, A Taj Safari - Chitwan National Park resort (tajhotels.com) is a one-hour drive from Bharatpur Airport with stays costing from Dh1,396 per night, including taxes and breakfast. Return airport transfers cost from Dh661.
HOW TO GET THERE:
Etihad Airways regularly flies from Abu Dhabi to Kathmandu from around Dh1,500 per person return, including taxes. Buddha Air (buddhaair.com) and Yeti Airlines (yetiairlines.com) fly from Kathmandu to Bharatpur several times a day from about Dh660 return and the flight takes just 20 minutes. Driving is possible but the roads are hilly which means it will take you five or six hours to travel 148 kilometres.