I have a house like this of my own, said ‘Sharjah’ Mohan, after he introduced himself to the tea sippers. It took him five years, he said. He was making so much money in Sharjah, it was crazy. Bullshit, said Krishnan Kutty – no man should make that in five years. But I did, assured ‘Sharjah’ Mohan, inviting them in for a tour of the place, smiling thanks as a tea sipper carried the dented Akai on his head.
The house, two stories, built to actual scale, was made of wax. The furnishings were also wax. The vegetables in the fridge were wax, ditto the cupboards in the bedroom, and the imported china and silverware in the kitchen. There was a wax baby in the crib, a wax scooter in the driveway, even an attached wax garage anticipating that wax car. I swear on my baby boy’s health, ‘Sharjah’ Mohan said, five years could lift your futures – companies are desperate for employees.
A woman with lice in her hair, the wife of the man who carried the TV, inquired about the logistics involved in sending a man to the Gulf. ‘Sharjah’ Mohan named a sum; a bargain, he added. He offered a discount and reassured her that he’d be helping with the paperwork. He even volunteered to accompany the husband to the Gulf, as long as everything checked out. It’s a bargain, woman with lice confirmed with her husband. A bargain, expectant mothers reminded menfolk. Bargain, sons informed parents with badly bitten nails, as crickets chirped and frogs lassoed bugs with their tongues. Bargain, ‘Sharjah’ Mohan smiled when asked about women, as shiny-eyed youth gladly poured homemade hooch.
A month later, the menfolk left. ‘Sharjah’ Mohan arranged four flat-top lorries to take them to the airport. They left with fresh passports, secured work permits, and a suitcase each. They all got haircuts, nice shoes, and kissed their lovers long and hard. They stashed their cash in secret pockets and some packed enough provisions for a month. Don’t worry, ‘Sharjah’ Mohan promised weeping relatives, they will be back in a year – fatter and richer – and in five, they’d be ready to retire.
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COMPANY PROFILE
● Company: Bidzi
● Started: 2024
● Founders: Akshay Dosaj and Asif Rashid
● Based: Dubai, UAE
● Industry: M&A
● Funding size: Bootstrapped
● No of employees: Nine
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Director: Sudha Kongara Prasad
Starring: Akshay Kumar, Radhika Madan, Paresh Rawal
Rating: 2/5
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Specs
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Range: 400km
Power: 134bhp
Torque: 175Nm
Price: From Dh98,800
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White hydrogen: Naturally occurring hydrogen
Chromite: Hard, metallic mineral containing iron oxide and chromium oxide
Ultramafic rocks: Dark-coloured rocks rich in magnesium or iron with very low silica content
Ophiolite: A section of the earth’s crust, which is oceanic in nature that has since been uplifted and exposed on land
Olivine: A commonly occurring magnesium iron silicate mineral that derives its name for its olive-green yellow-green colour
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Director: Majid Al Ansari
Rating: 4/5
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Red flags
- Promises of high, fixed or 'guaranteed' returns.
- Unregulated structured products or complex investments often used to bypass traditional safeguards.
- Lack of clear information, vague language, no access to audited financials.
- Overseas companies targeting investors in other jurisdictions - this can make legal recovery difficult.
- Hard-selling tactics - creating urgency, offering 'exclusive' deals.
Courtesy: Carol Glynn, founder of Conscious Finance Coaching
Who was Alfred Nobel?
The Nobel Prize was created by wealthy Swedish chemist and entrepreneur Alfred Nobel.
- In his will he dictated that the bulk of his estate should be used to fund "prizes to those who, during the preceding year, have conferred the greatest benefit to humankind".
- Nobel is best known as the inventor of dynamite, but also wrote poetry and drama and could speak Russian, French, English and German by the age of 17. The five original prize categories reflect the interests closest to his heart.
- Nobel died in 1896 but it took until 1901, following a legal battle over his will, before the first prizes were awarded.
COMPANY PROFILE
Name: Kumulus Water
Started: 2021
Founders: Iheb Triki and Mohamed Ali Abid
Based: Tunisia
Sector: Water technology
Number of staff: 22
Investment raised: $4 million
GAC GS8 Specs
Engine: 2.0-litre 4cyl turbo
Power: 248hp at 5,200rpm
Torque: 400Nm at 1,750-4,000rpm
Transmission: 8-speed auto
Fuel consumption: 9.1L/100km
On sale: Now
Price: From Dh149,900
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Starring: Hiam Abbass, Diamand Bo Abboud, Mohsen Abbas and Juliette Navis
Verdict: Four stars
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The two finalists advance to the next stage of qualifying, in Malaysia in August
Results
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What is the FNC?
The Federal National Council is one of five federal authorities established by the UAE constitution. It held its first session on December 2, 1972, a year to the day after Federation.
It has 40 members, eight of whom are women. The members represent the UAE population through each of the emirates. Abu Dhabi and Dubai have eight members each, Sharjah and Ras al Khaimah six, and Ajman, Fujairah and Umm Al Quwain have four.
They bring Emirati issues to the council for debate and put those concerns to ministers summoned for questioning.
The FNC’s main functions include passing, amending or rejecting federal draft laws, discussing international treaties and agreements, and offering recommendations on general subjects raised during sessions.
Federal draft laws must first pass through the FNC for recommendations when members can amend the laws to suit the needs of citizens. The draft laws are then forwarded to the Cabinet for consideration and approval.
Since 2006, half of the members have been elected by UAE citizens to serve four-year terms and the other half are appointed by the Ruler’s Courts of the seven emirates.
In the 2015 elections, 78 of the 252 candidates were women. Women also represented 48 per cent of all voters and 67 per cent of the voters were under the age of 40.
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The specs: 2018 Mazda CX-5
Price, base / as tested: Dh89,000 / Dh130,000
Engine: 2.5-litre four-cylinder
Power: 188hp @ 6,000rpm
Torque: 251Nm @ 4,000rpm
Transmission: Six-speed automatic
Fuel consumption, combined: 7.1L / 100km
COMPANY PROFILE
Name: Grubtech
Founders: Mohamed Al Fayed and Mohammed Hammedi
Launched: October 2019
Employees: 50
Financing stage: Seed round (raised $2 million)
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