If her Twitter feed was any guide, Lady Gaga was spitting mad. Her gig in Paris had been cancelled due to the adverse weather conditions currently paralysing Europe and she wasn't particularly impressed by her unscheduled night off.
"I am furious and devastated. It's unfair to my fans and to me," she fumed. But refreshingly, Lady Gaga actually did something about it. Rather than postpone the gig until the new year, or simply cancel it indefinitely, she rescheduled for just two days later. On Tuesday, Paris just danced.
And it was refreshing because, increasingly, pop stars are finding any excuse to simply cancel their gigs - in fact, 2010 must be the year that lame excuses became de rigueur. Ridicule her all you like for her outlandish behaviour and preposterous clothes, but her Monster Ball world tour has undoubtedly revealed that she genuinely cares about her fans. The show is an enthralling spectacle: when somebody threw a book on stage at her London show, she opened it, stopped the show and began reading it aloud. And when a home-made T-shirt was thrown at her, she decided to wear it rather than dismissively chucking it at the nearest stage hand.
Such commitment to entertainment is why Gaga's dates sell out around the world - although the spot-on pop of Bad Romance and Just Dance certainly helps. She doesn't let fans down. Compare her attitude to the rockers Kings of Leon. It can't have been particularly pleasant for them to be peppered by the excrement from unimpressed pigeons at their gig in St Louis earlier this year, but to ditch a concert three songs in because of it does seem a little extreme. Umbrellas might not have been a good look, but still.
In fact, such bad luck follows Kings of Leon around - a triumphant pre-Christmas gig in London last week was postponed after a tour bus caught fire. You can imagine there won't be such an atmosphere of celebration when they try again on a dreary evening in February. Yes, on both occasions Kings Of Leon were victims of circumstance - but can you imagine Lady Gaga being unable to play because she was locked in her house? This was the scenario in which Courtney Love found herself last February. Admittedly there was a mini-riot after a Facebook party got out of hand on her street in London, but maybe she should have, you know, left earlier?
This year also saw the oft-peddled "unforeseen circumstances", "scheduling conflicts" or mystery illnesses cited as the reasons for a raft of cancellations and postponements in America from the likes of Jonas Brothers, Rihanna, Limp Bizkit and Christina Aguilera. Suspiciously, these artists then promptly popped up in the same big cities in which they had previously sold out. Could it be that no one was buying the tickets in the first place? But for Justin Bieber, the exact opposite was true. His Sydney gig in April was cancelled because he was too popular, Australian police fearing that there might be a crush amid the teenage girls desperate to see the pop poppet. At least he appears to be learning from Lady Gaga. "I want to make this clear. I don't cancel," he tweeted.
Kings of Leon, Courtney Love and Rihanna have a long way to go before they can match the excuses of Morrissey, though. Maybe the reason he hasn't scheduled any gigs this year is simply because he's run out of reasons not to do them; this is the vegetarian, after all, who has pulled out of three separate gigs because sausages were thrown at him, because he could smell the barbecue backstage and because he learnt the venue was once an abattoir. But his moans haven't all been meat-based. A burst water main, snow on the roof and poor central heating have also all kept Mozza in his hotel room. You couldn't make it up.
In fact, if bands are going to continue these excuses into 2011, we'd like them at least to pay us the compliment of fashioning entertaining stories. Stories like the one Arcade Fire came up with for cancelling their Lisbon gig last month. They couldn't play, they said, because they were literally taken down by Nato, one of the most powerful military alliances in the world. The thing is, it was actually true. The Nato summit was going on at the same time and it was deemed too much of a security risk to have 20,000 excitable gig-goers mingling around the leaders of the world. Well, Arcade Fire do have a song called Rebellion.
* Ben East
The Bio
Favourite holiday destination: Either Kazakhstan or Montenegro. I’ve been involved in events in both countries and they are just stunning.
Favourite book: I am a huge of Robin Cook’s medical thrillers, which I suppose is quite apt right now. My mother introduced me to them back home in New Zealand.
Favourite film or television programme: Forrest Gump is my favourite film, that’s never been up for debate. I love watching repeats of Mash as well.
Inspiration: My late father moulded me into the man I am today. I would also say disappointment and sadness are great motivators. There are times when events have brought me to my knees but it has also made me determined not to let them get the better of me.
Abu Dhabi race card
5pm: Maiden (PA) | Dh80,000 | 1,600m
5.30pm: Maiden (PA) | Dh80,000 | 1,400m
6pm: Liwa Oasis (PA) Group 2 | Dh300,000 | 1,400m
6.30pm: Arabian Triple Crown Round-2 (PA) Group 3 | Dh300,000 | 2,200m
7pm: Wathba Stallions Cup (PA) Handicap | Dh70,000 | 1,600m
7.30pm: Maiden (TB) | Dh80,000 | 2,200m
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Match info
Huddersfield Town 0
Chelsea 3
Kante (34'), Jorginho (45' pen), Pedro (80')
Ruwais timeline
1971 Abu Dhabi National Oil Company established
1980 Ruwais Housing Complex built, located 10 kilometres away from industrial plants
1982 120,000 bpd capacity Ruwais refinery complex officially inaugurated by the founder of the UAE Sheikh Zayed
1984 Second phase of Ruwais Housing Complex built. Today the 7,000-unit complex houses some 24,000 people.
1985 The refinery is expanded with the commissioning of a 27,000 b/d hydro cracker complex
2009 Plans announced to build $1.2 billion fertilizer plant in Ruwais, producing urea
2010 Adnoc awards $10bn contracts for expansion of Ruwais refinery, to double capacity from 415,000 bpd
2014 Ruwais 261-outlet shopping mall opens
2014 Production starts at newly expanded Ruwais refinery, providing jet fuel and diesel and allowing the UAE to be self-sufficient for petrol supplies
2014 Etihad Rail begins transportation of sulphur from Shah and Habshan to Ruwais for export
2017 Aldar Academies to operate Adnoc’s schools including in Ruwais from September. Eight schools operate in total within the housing complex.
2018 Adnoc announces plans to invest $3.1 billion on upgrading its Ruwais refinery
2018 NMC Healthcare selected to manage operations of Ruwais Hospital
2018 Adnoc announces new downstream strategy at event in Abu Dhabi on May 13
Source: The National
RESULT
Bayern Munich 3 Chelsea 2
Bayern: Rafinha (6'), Muller (12', 27')
Chelsea: Alonso (45' 3), Batshuayi (85')
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A State of Passion
Directors: Carol Mansour and Muna Khalidi
Stars: Dr Ghassan Abu-Sittah
Rating: 4/5
No more lice
Defining head lice
Pediculus humanus capitis are tiny wingless insects that feed on blood from the human scalp. The adult head louse is up to 3mm long, has six legs, and is tan to greyish-white in colour. The female lives up to four weeks and, once mature, can lay up to 10 eggs per day. These tiny nits firmly attach to the base of the hair shaft, get incubated by body heat and hatch in eight days or so.
Identifying lice
Lice can be identified by itching or a tickling sensation of something moving within the hair. One can confirm that a person has lice by looking closely through the hair and scalp for nits, nymphs or lice. Head lice are most frequently located behind the ears and near the neckline.
Treating lice at home
Head lice must be treated as soon as they are spotted. Start by checking everyone in the family for them, then follow these steps. Remove and wash all clothing and bedding with hot water. Apply medicine according to the label instructions. If some live lice are still found eight to 12 hours after treatment, but are moving more slowly than before, do not re-treat. Comb dead and remaining live lice out of the hair using a fine-toothed comb.
After the initial treatment, check for, comb and remove nits and lice from hair every two to three days. Soak combs and brushes in hot water for 10 minutes.Vacuum the floor and furniture, particularly where the infested person sat or lay.
Courtesy Dr Vishal Rajmal Mehta, specialist paediatrics, RAK Hospital
Williams at Wimbledon
Venus Williams - 5 titles (2000, 2001, 2005, 2007 and 2008)
Serena Williams - 7 titles (2002, 2003, 2009, 2010, 2012, 2015 and 2016)
TUESDAY'S ORDER OF PLAY
Centre Court
Starting at 2pm:
Malin Cilic (CRO) v Benoit Paire (FRA) [8]
Not before 4pm:
Dan Evans (GBR) v Fabio Fogini (ITA) [4]
Not before 7pm:
Pablo Carreno Busta (SPA) v Stefanos Tsitsipas (GRE) [2]
Roberto Bautista Agut (SPA) [5] v Jan-Lennard Struff (GER)
Court One
Starting at 2pm
Prajnesh Gunneswaran (IND) v Dennis Novak (AUT)
Joao Sousa (POR) v Filip Krajinovic (SRB)
Not before 5pm:
Rajeev Ram (USA) and Joe Salisbury (GBR) [1] v Marin Cilic v Novak Djokovic (SRB)
Nikoloz Basilashvili v Ricardas Berankis (LTU)
Results
6.30pm: Al Maktoum Challenge Round-2 Group 1 (PA) US$75,000 (Dirt) 1,900m
Winner: Ziyadd, Richard Mullen (jockey), Jean de Roualle (trainer).
7.05pm: Al Rashidiya Group 2 (TB) $250,000 (Turf) 1,800m
Winner: Barney Roy, William Buick, Charlie Appleby.
7.40pm: Meydan Cup Listed Handicap (TB) $175,000 (T) 2,810m
Winner: Secret Advisor, Tadhg O’Shea, Charlie Appleby.
8.15pm: Handicap (TB) $175,000 (D) 1,600m
Winner: Plata O Plomo, Carlos Lopez, Susanne Berneklint.
8.50pm: Handicap (TB) $135,000 (T) 1,600m
Winner: Salute The Soldier, Adrie de Vries, Fawzi Nass.
9.25pm: Al Shindagha Sprint Group 3 (TB) $200,000 (D) 1,200m
Winner: Gladiator King, Mickael Barzalona, Satish Seemar.
The specs
AT4 Ultimate, as tested
Engine: 6.2-litre V8
Power: 420hp
Torque: 623Nm
Transmission: 10-speed automatic
Price: From Dh330,800 (Elevation: Dh236,400; AT4: Dh286,800; Denali: Dh345,800)
On sale: Now
At a glance
Global events: Much of the UK’s economic woes were blamed on “increased global uncertainty”, which can be interpreted as the economic impact of the Ukraine war and the uncertainty over Donald Trump’s tariffs.
Growth forecasts: Cut for 2025 from 2 per cent to 1 per cent. The OBR watchdog also estimated inflation will average 3.2 per cent this year
Welfare: Universal credit health element cut by 50 per cent and frozen for new claimants, building on cuts to the disability and incapacity bill set out earlier this month
Spending cuts: Overall day-to day-spending across government cut by £6.1bn in 2029-30
Tax evasion: Steps to crack down on tax evasion to raise “£6.5bn per year” for the public purse
Defence: New high-tech weaponry, upgrading HM Naval Base in Portsmouth
Housing: Housebuilding to reach its highest in 40 years, with planning reforms helping generate an extra £3.4bn for public finances
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Selling a stock today in the belief its price will fall in the future
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An illegal practice
The specs: 2018 Nissan Patrol Nismo
Price: base / as tested: Dh382,000
Engine: 5.6-litre V8
Gearbox: Seven-speed automatic
Power: 428hp @ 5,800rpm
Torque: 560Nm @ 3,600rpm
Fuel economy, combined: 12.7L / 100km
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Analysis
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Specs
Engine: Duel electric motors
Power: 659hp
Torque: 1075Nm
On sale: Available for pre-order now
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UAE SQUAD
Mohammed Naveed (captain), Rohan Mustafa, Ashfaq Ahmed, Rameez Shahzad, Shaiman Anwar, Mohammed Usman, Mohammed Boota, Zawar Farid, Ghulam Shabber, Ahmed Raza, Sultan Ahmed, Imran Haider, Qadeer Ahmed, Chirag Suri , Zahoor Khan
MATCH INFO
Who: UAE v USA
What: first T20 international
When: Friday, 2pm
Where: ICC Academy in Dubai