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"Don't you think we should stop doing these now?" groans a weary Richard Herring, as the clock ticks down on his 91st podcast. "I thought by now we'd have our own radio show. I thought we'd do this for about three months -" The British stand-up and former television regular has been recording a free hour-long show every week for almost two years, alongside the writer, broadcaster and on-air straight-man Andrew Collins. His suggestion may sound perfectly reasonable, then, given that the duo has now done the equivalent of four full days' podcasting together, but don't be fooled: Herring is actually a bit of a revolutionary when it comes to these audio gifts. He recently started an ambitious new one and was forced to pass up proper paid work in the process.

British broadcast comedy is going through something of a crisis at the moment and many of its brightest talents are now basking in the freedom of the DIY internet approach. Herring, for example, booked a theatre in London's Leicester Square for several months, hired two comedy actors as sidekicks, and spent each weekend writing topical material, hoping that enough paying customers would show up to keep it all afloat. The resulting podcast, As It Occurs to Me, follows the template of a typical radio sketch show, but unedited and with added profanity.

"I'd been frustrated by the level of interference and censorship on the radio," explains Herring, who had been eager to do a show based on his daily, diary-style blog. "I think, as things get technically easier to do, that more people will make their own shows rather than go through the hassles of convincing execs to commission them, and [having to endure] producers cutting out the wrong stuff." The lack of editing here is all budget-related, but "accidentally, that might be the genius of it," he suggests. "You get to hear everything, even the things that don't work, which somehow makes it more real and funnier when it is funny."

The project was a relative success, with healthy attendances and the podcast entered the iTunes chart at No2. On the downside, Herring did lose a job on a new TV series due to As It Occurs to Me, albeit one he had taken to help fund the free show. "I have to be careful to get the balance right," he says. "As long as I get some paid work it all works out fine." His show with Collins is more traditional. However, it is proving influential and it continues to evolve. Herring had been a regular guest on Collins' old radio show. When it was axed they began the simplest of podcasts instead: recorded straight on to a laptop, then released over the internet, unedited. To keep things interesting they have now taken it into several novel new areas, including numerous live shows - which bring in some useful cash - one slightly disastrous Twitter-cast, and an episode recorded while driving, with the laptop on Collins' knees. The latter idea has provedmore successful elsewhere.

Robert Llewellyn is blessed with a ready-made worldwide fan base thanks to his role as Kryten, the erudite android in the sci-fi sitcom Red Dwarf. After numerous web-based projects he now presents a video podcast - or "vodcast" - called CarPool, which involves the host interviewing guests while giving them a lift in his camera-laden hybrid. It's a regular chat show, but chauffeur-driven rather than sofa-driven.

"One of the things that appealed to me was the potential international audience -I know people from all over the world watch the show," explains Llewellyn, of his route into vodcasts. "You could never do that with the traditional broadcasting model. The net is such an exciting place to broadcast from - the reaction is so immediate, the contact with the viewers is far more one-to-one and I love that. It's also something that you, quite literally, can do on your own, no meetings, no compromise."

Writer-performers such as Herring and Llewellyn invariably struggle with the machinations of the broadcast-comedy process, but this relationship between artist and medium has taken a sinister twist over the past 12 months. The media furore following an overly lewd radio show by Russell Brand and Jonathan Ross led to Ross leaving the BBC and strict new guidelines being imposed at the broadcasting company, which produces much of the UK's comedy output. "dgy" humour continues to make unwanted headlines. Hence, the fan-focused, less restrictive world of podcasting is attracting a varied array of performers.

The comedy agent Mike Leigh knows more than most about this subject. He recently founded a sports podcast company - Playback Media - and managed to persuade the hugely popular actor-comedian Alan Davies to host one, free of charge. It is all about his beloved Arsenal FC, but Davies' fan base is so large that the show is being downloaded by numerous non-Arsenal fans too. Meanwhile Leigh co-hosts The Spurs Show with the impressionist Phil Cornwell, best known for a cult sitcom called Stella Street, which has a few unlikely fans now.

"You'll have people abroad who've never heard of someone like Phil Cornwell," says Leigh, of the podcast effect. "But we've got young fans saying, 'I finally went on Amazon and bought Stella Street, which you happened to mention once.' It does give certain people a resurgence again." Sponsorship is Leigh's proposed route to profitability, although Playback did once trial a paid-for show which "worked well," he says, "but we felt a bit dirty doing it." When Ricky Gervais launched a paid-for podcast back in the mid-Noughties, he seemed to be opening up a new revenue stream for established comics, but most podcasts remain free, albeit often as promotional tools for more traditional media.

The newspaper-backed podcast The Bugle is an intriguingly transatlantic affair hosted by the London-based political comic Andy Zaltzman and his old stand-up partner John Oliver, who is now the resident Brit at the US TV phenomenon The Daily Show. Reaching 100 weekly episodes is quite a feat for the displaced duo, and a testament to the joys of being left to your own devices. Although being paid also helps.

"It's the thing I've enjoyed most in comedy," announces Zaltzman, who also enjoys regular commissions from the BBC. "Generally in radio you get a finite series and try to make every word count, whereas with this we can just let ideas have a bit of space, that you wouldn't necessarily have in stand-up either." Zaltzman is actually a member of podcasting's first family, "just like the Kennedys", as his sister, Helen, is also a notable exponent. She and her fellow newcomer Olly Mann began a quasi-consumer show called Answer Me This! in 2007, which now receives a million downloads a year, and they have just become the first dedicated podcasters to be given their own radio spin-off, a one-off special on the BBC station 5Live.

The hosts have also started charging for early editions of Answer Me This!, "as a way of making sure we could cover our costs in the future," says Mann. So are they making a decent living from podcasting? "In three years we've each probably made about £300 out of the show," he laughs. "You don't do a podcast for money." Herring would heartily agree, but did also genuinely hope that Collins and he might be offered a regular radio slot. "Maybe," he suggests, "the rudeness puts people off."

Their show certainly isn't for the easily offended, and actually goes by the purposefully misspelled title, Collings and Herrin, in order to distance the off-air duo from their podcast personas. Herring - or Herrin - has been horribly rude about everyone from the Queen to Collins' mum over the years, if usually with tongue firmly in cheek. His colleague is more reserved but does regret one joint attack, which has subsequently become a YouTube favourite. The target was their rival podcaster George Lamb, then a controversial DJ at 6Music, the BBC station that had dispensed with Collins' services. Enjoyably embittered, the duo swearily dismissed Lamb's talents, only for Collins to bump into him shortly afterwards.

"I think it created an atmosphere that was unnecessary," says the contrite broadcaster. "But hey, if you put a podcast out in the public domain, you have to live by what's in it." Oddly enough, Lamb recently left 6Music and was temporarily replaced by, yes, Andrew Collins, who is again getting regular work at the station. He has even presented a couple of shows with Herring, so the rudeness may not be so off-putting after all. "We're professional enough to be able to turn the controversial stuff on and off," concludes Collins.

Let's hope so, or the BBC really will be under fire. You should hear their running gag about the tortoise -

Company Profile

Company name: Namara
Started: June 2022
Founder: Mohammed Alnamara
Based: Dubai
Sector: Microfinance
Current number of staff: 16
Investment stage: Series A
Investors: Family offices

ANATOMY OF A FALL

Director: Justine Triet

Starring: Sandra Huller, Swann Arlaud, Milo Machado-Graner

Rating: 5/5

'Top Gun: Maverick'

Rating: 4/5

Directed by: Joseph Kosinski

Starring: Tom Cruise, Val Kilmer, Jennifer Connelly, Jon Hamm, Miles Teller, Glen Powell, Ed Harris

COMPANY PROFILE

Company: Olive Gaea
Started: 2021
Co-founders: Vivek Tripathi, Jessica Scopacasa
Based: Dubai
Licensed by: Dubai World Trade Centre
Industry: Climate-Tech, Sustainability
Funding: $1.1 million
Investors: Cornerstone Venture Partners and angel investors
Number of employees: 8

KEY DATES IN AMAZON'S HISTORY

July 5, 1994: Jeff Bezos founds Cadabra Inc, which would later be renamed to Amazon.com, because his lawyer misheard the name as 'cadaver'. In its earliest days, the bookstore operated out of a rented garage in Bellevue, Washington

July 16, 1995: Amazon formally opens as an online bookseller. Fluid Concepts and Creative Analogies: Computer Models of the Fundamental Mechanisms of Thought becomes the first item sold on Amazon

1997: Amazon goes public at $18 a share, which has grown about 1,000 per cent at present. Its highest closing price was $197.85 on June 27, 2024

1998: Amazon acquires IMDb, its first major acquisition. It also starts selling CDs and DVDs

2000: Amazon Marketplace opens, allowing people to sell items on the website

2002: Amazon forms what would become Amazon Web Services, opening the Amazon.com platform to all developers. The cloud unit would follow in 2006

2003: Amazon turns in an annual profit of $75 million, the first time it ended a year in the black

2005: Amazon Prime is introduced, its first-ever subscription service that offered US customers free two-day shipping for $79 a year

2006: Amazon Unbox is unveiled, the company's video service that would later morph into Amazon Instant Video and, ultimately, Amazon Video

2007: Amazon's first hardware product, the Kindle e-reader, is introduced; the Fire TV and Fire Phone would come in 2014. Grocery service Amazon Fresh is also started

2009: Amazon introduces Amazon Basics, its in-house label for a variety of products

2010: The foundations for Amazon Studios were laid. Its first original streaming content debuted in 2013

2011: The Amazon Appstore for Google's Android is launched. It is still unavailable on Apple's iOS

2014: The Amazon Echo is launched, a speaker that acts as a personal digital assistant powered by Alexa

2017: Amazon acquires Whole Foods for $13.7 billion, its biggest acquisition

2018: Amazon's market cap briefly crosses the $1 trillion mark, making it, at the time, only the third company to achieve that milestone

Other simple ideas for sushi rice dishes

Cheat’s nigiri 
This is easier to make than sushi rolls. With damp hands, form the cooled rice into small tablet shapes. Place slices of fresh, raw salmon, mackerel or trout (or smoked salmon) lightly touched with wasabi, then press, wasabi side-down, onto the rice. Serve with soy sauce and pickled ginger.

Easy omurice
This fusion dish combines Asian fried rice with a western omelette. To make, fry cooked and cooled sushi rice with chopped vegetables such as carrot and onion and lashings of sweet-tangy ketchup, then wrap in a soft egg omelette.

Deconstructed sushi salad platter 
This makes a great, fuss-free sharing meal. Arrange sushi rice on a platter or board, then fill the space with all your favourite sushi ingredients (edamame beans, cooked prawns or tuna, tempura veggies, pickled ginger and chilli tofu), with a dressing or dipping sauce on the side.

Company Profile

Company name: Hoopla
Date started: March 2023
Founder: Jacqueline Perrottet
Based: Dubai
Number of staff: 10
Investment stage: Pre-seed
Investment required: $500,000

COMPANY PROFILE

Company name: Revibe
Started: 2022
Founders: Hamza Iraqui and Abdessamad Ben Zakour
Based: UAE
Industry: Refurbished electronics
Funds raised so far: $10m
Investors: Flat6Labs, Resonance and various others

Company Profile

Name: HyveGeo
Started: 2023
Founders: Abdulaziz bin Redha, Dr Samsurin Welch, Eva Morales and Dr Harjit Singh
Based: Cambridge and Dubai
Number of employees: 8
Industry: Sustainability & Environment
Funding: $200,000 plus undisclosed grant
Investors: Venture capital and government

UAE squad

Humaira Tasneem (c), Chamani Senevirathne (vc), Subha Srinivasan, NIsha Ali, Udeni Kuruppuarachchi, Chaya Mughal, Roopa Nagraj, Esha Oza, Ishani Senevirathne, Heena Hotchandani, Keveesha Kumari, Judith Cleetus, Chavi Bhatt, Namita D’Souza.

BAD BOYS: RIDE OR DIE

Director: Adil El Arbi and Bilall Fallah

Starring: Will Smith, Martin Lawrence, Joe Pantoliano

Rating: 3.5/5

Brahmastra: Part One - Shiva

Director: Ayan Mukerji

Stars: Ranbir Kapoor, Alia Bhatt and Amitabh Bachchan

Rating: 2/5

BACK TO ALEXANDRIA

Director: Tamer Ruggli

Starring: Nadine Labaki, Fanny Ardant

Rating: 3.5/5

Who is Allegra Stratton?

 

  • Previously worked at The Guardian, BBC’s Newsnight programme and ITV News
  • Took up a public relations role for Chancellor Rishi Sunak in April 2020
  • In October 2020 she was hired to lead No 10’s planned daily televised press briefings
  • The idea was later scrapped and she was appointed spokeswoman for Cop26
  • Ms Stratton, 41, is married to James Forsyth, the political editor of The Spectator
  • She has strong connections to the Conservative establishment
  • Mr Sunak served as best man at her 2011 wedding to Mr Forsyth
Company profile

Company name: Fasset
Started: 2019
Founders: Mohammad Raafi Hossain, Daniel Ahmed
Based: Dubai
Sector: FinTech
Initial investment: $2.45 million
Current number of staff: 86
Investment stage: Pre-series B
Investors: Investcorp, Liberty City Ventures, Fatima Gobi Ventures, Primal Capital, Wealthwell Ventures, FHS Capital, VN2 Capital, local family offices

RESULTS

Bantamweight: Victor Nunes (BRA) beat Azizbek Satibaldiev (KYG). Round 1 KO

Featherweight: Izzeddin Farhan (JOR) beat Ozodbek Azimov (UZB). Round 1 rear naked choke

Middleweight: Zaakir Badat (RSA) beat Ercin Sirin (TUR). Round 1 triangle choke

Featherweight: Ali Alqaisi (JOR) beat Furkatbek Yokubov (UZB). Round 1 TKO

Featherweight: Abu Muslim Alikhanov (RUS) beat Atabek Abdimitalipov (KYG). Unanimous decision

Catchweight 74kg: Mirafzal Akhtamov (UZB) beat Marcos Costa (BRA). Split decision

Welterweight: Andre Fialho (POR) beat Sang Hoon-yu (KOR). Round 1 TKO

Lightweight: John Mitchell (IRE) beat Arbi Emiev (RUS). Round 2 RSC (deep cuts)

Middleweight: Gianni Melillo (ITA) beat Mohammed Karaki (LEB)

Welterweight: Handesson Ferreira (BRA) beat Amiran Gogoladze (GEO). Unanimous decision

Flyweight (Female): Carolina Jimenez (VEN) beat Lucrezia Ria (ITA), Round 1 rear naked choke

Welterweight: Daniel Skibinski (POL) beat Acoidan Duque (ESP). Round 3 TKO

Lightweight: Martun Mezhlumyan (ARM) beat Attila Korkmaz (TUR). Unanimous decision

Bantamweight: Ray Borg (USA) beat Jesse Arnett (CAN). Unanimous decision

UAE currency: the story behind the money in your pockets
ABU DHABI ORDER OF PLAY

Starting at 10am:

Daria Kasatkina v Qiang Wang

Veronika Kudermetova v Annet Kontaveit (10)

Maria Sakkari (9) v Anastasia Potapova

Anastasia Pavlyuchenkova v Ons Jabeur (15)

Donna Vekic (16) v Bernarda Pera 

Ekaterina Alexandrova v Zarina Diyas

SHADOWS AND LIGHT: THE EXTRAORDINARY LIFE OF JAMES MCBEY

Author: Alasdair Soussi

Pages: 300

Publisher: Scotland Street Press

Available: December 1

Profile

Company: Libra Project

Based: Masdar City, ADGM, London and Delaware

Launch year: 2017

Size: A team of 12 with six employed full-time

Sector: Renewable energy

Funding: $500,000 in Series A funding from family and friends in 2018. A Series B round looking to raise $1.5m is now live.

GRAN TURISMO

Director: Neill Blomkamp

Stars: David Harbour, Orlando Bloom, Archie Madekwe, Darren Barnet

Rating: 3/5

COMPANY PROFILE

Company name: Supy
Started: 2021
Founders: Dani El-Zein, Yazeed bin Busayyis, Ibrahim Bou Ncoula
Based: Dubai
Industry: Food and beverage, tech, hospitality software, Saas
Funding size: Bootstrapped for six months; pre-seed round of $1.5 million; seed round of $8 million
Investors: Beco Capital, Cotu Ventures, Valia Ventures and Global Ventures

COMPANY PROFILE

Company name: Klipit

Started: 2022

Founders: Venkat Reddy, Mohammed Al Bulooki, Bilal Merchant, Asif Ahmed, Ovais Merchant

Based: Dubai, UAE

Industry: Digital receipts, finance, blockchain

Funding: $4 million

Investors: Privately/self-funded

Bawaal

Director: Nitesh Tiwari

Stars: Varun Dhawan, Janhvi Kapoor

Rating: 1/5

Oppenheimer

Director: Christopher Nolan

Stars: Cillian Murphy, Emily Blunt, Robert Downey Jr, Florence Pugh, Matt Damon

Rating: 5/5

Company Profile

Company name: Cargoz
Date started: January 2022
Founders: Premlal Pullisserry and Lijo Antony
Based: Dubai
Number of staff: 30
Investment stage: Seed