A group of British comedians is preparing to charm audiences in London’s West End by exploring their Middle Eastern heritage in a humorous way while raising funds for earthquake survivors.
The Weapons of Mass Hilarity show at Soho Theatre will unite performers of Iraqi, Iranian and Palestinian origin for the benefit of people affected by the natural disaster in Turkey and Syria.
Laith Elzubaidi, a stand-up comedian and storyteller, is among those taking part.
Born in London to Iraqi refugee parents, the 25 year old has won accolades at the Edinburgh TV Festival for daring to delve into exploring his background.
He told The National that using his talents to raise cash important because of how much his native country has suffered.
“I think from my own experience of constantly seeing people in Iraq who have to go through such awful things, fund-raising [seems like] a very necessary thing and it’s something that I am very used to,” he said. “It’s something that our community in the UK is very used to. It’s almost like a reflex — something happens and we do what we can.
“It’s really important, especially because the news coverage of the earthquake and the relief efforts have been shockingly brief.
“We just felt that this is a way that we can raise some money and help people.”
Mr Elzubaidi admitted that while he finds the idea of jumping on stage to tell his story daunting, he just gets on with the task at hand.
“I have done Weapons of Mass Hilarity shows before and the audience is about 90 per cent Middle Eastern,” he said.
“The stories I tell mostly come from generational refugee experiences, like my family’s experiences in Iraq and their journey to the UK and the effect it’s had on me.
“It’s terrifying and I don’t know why I do it!”
He will be joined by Hajar Woodland, a comedian who is also keen to use her Middle Eastern background to entertain.
Born to an Iranian father and a British mother, she lived in Iran as a toddler before returning to the UK.
Ms Woodland said her struggle to create an identity for herself as a British woman of mixed ethnicity was an experience to which many others could relate.
“I am this woman who has spent her 20s trying to grapple with her own identity,” she said. “I tried to fit into each camp. I tried to fit in with posh, white people. I am almost 37 now and think, how much does this even matter?
“I am very early on in my comedy career and I have to try out stuff that’s going to upset people or that’s going to come out the wrong way,” she added. “I would not necessarily be treading on eggshells but because of my background I have always felt misunderstood and in a way have always been treading on eggshells.”
Having been well received by audiences in her local community in Surrey, Ms Woodland has no reservations about her West End debut.
Her only regret, she said, is not starting her career in comedy sooner. She attributes this to a lack of performers to whom she could relate.
She said. “I always found confidence through singing but speaking authentically is a very vulnerable thing and I think it was what I always wanted to do when I was younger. But I didn’t see anyone [like me] doing it. I feel disappointed in myself that I was unable to communicate that sooner.”
The Weapons of Mass Hilarity show in aid of earthquake survivors will take place at Soho Theatre in central London at 8.30pm on Wednesday, March 1.
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Dialysis is a way of cleaning your blood when your kidneys fail and can no longer do the job.
It gets rid of your body's wastes, extra salt and water, and helps to control your blood pressure. The main cause of kidney failure is diabetes and hypertension.
There are two kinds of dialysis — haemodialysis and peritoneal.
In haemodialysis, blood is pumped out of your body to an artificial kidney machine that filter your blood and returns it to your body by tubes.
In peritoneal dialysis, the inside lining of your own belly acts as a natural filter. Wastes are taken out by means of a cleansing fluid which is washed in and out of your belly in cycles.
It isn’t an option for everyone but if eligible, can be done at home by the patient or caregiver. This, as opposed to home haemodialysis, is covered by insurance in the UAE.
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"They see their tomorrows slipping out of their reach. And though it seems to them that everything outside this reality is heaven, yet they do not want to go to that heaven. They stay, because they are afflicted with hope." - Mahmoud Darwish, to attendees of the Palestine Festival of Literature, 2008
His life in brief: Born in a village near Galilee, he lived in exile for most of his life and started writing poetry after high school. He was arrested several times by Israel for what were deemed to be inciteful poems. Most of his work focused on the love and yearning for his homeland, and he was regarded the Palestinian poet of resistance. Over the course of his life, he published more than 30 poetry collections and books of prose, with his work translated into more than 20 languages. Many of his poems were set to music by Arab composers, most significantly Marcel Khalife. Darwish died on August 9, 2008 after undergoing heart surgery in the United States. He was later buried in Ramallah where a shrine was erected in his honour.
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Pay varies significantly depending on the school, its rating and the curriculum. Here's a rough guide as of January 2021:
- top end schools tend to pay Dh16,000-17,000 a month - plus a monthly housing allowance of up to Dh6,000. These tend to be British curriculum schools rated 'outstanding' or 'very good', followed by American schools
- average salary across curriculums and skill levels is about Dh10,000, recruiters say
- it is becoming more common for schools to provide accommodation, sometimes in an apartment block with other teachers, rather than hand teachers a cash housing allowance
- some strong performing schools have cut back on salaries since the pandemic began, sometimes offering Dh16,000 including the housing allowance, which reflects the slump in rental costs, and sheer demand for jobs
- maths and science teachers are most in demand and some schools will pay up to Dh3,000 more than other teachers in recognition of their technical skills
- at the other end of the market, teachers in some Indian schools, where fees are lower and competition among applicants is intense, can be paid as low as Dh3,000 per month
- in Indian schools, it has also become common for teachers to share residential accommodation, living in a block with colleagues
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There are a number of speciality art bookshops in the UAE.
In Dubai, The Lighthouse at Dubai Design District has a wonderfully curated selection of art and design books. Alserkal Avenue runs a pop-up shop at their A4 space, and host the art-book fair Fully Booked during Art Week in March. The Third Line, also in Alserkal Avenue, has a strong book-publishing arm and sells copies at its gallery. Kinokuniya, at Dubai Mall, has some good offerings within its broad selection, and you never know what you will find at the House of Prose in Jumeirah. Finally, all of Gulf Photo Plus’s photo books are available for sale at their show.
In Abu Dhabi, Louvre Abu Dhabi has a beautiful selection of catalogues and art books, and Magrudy’s – across the Emirates, but particularly at their NYU Abu Dhabi site – has a great selection in art, fiction and cultural theory.
In Sharjah, the Sharjah Art Museum sells catalogues and art books at its museum shop, and the Sharjah Art Foundation has a bookshop that offers reads on art, theory and cultural history.
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