Alan Curbishley, left, and Kevin Keegan were expecting to wield power like the managers used to.
Alan Curbishley, left, and Kevin Keegan were expecting to wield power like the managers used to.
Alan Curbishley, left, and Kevin Keegan were expecting to wield power like the managers used to.
Alan Curbishley, left, and Kevin Keegan were expecting to wield power like the managers used to.

Working-class heroes


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The English football fixtures are supposedly arranged by computer before the start of the season, but you sometimes wonder if there is not a guiding hand fiddling about with the Premier League's software to ensure extra piquancy in the weekend's matches.

Take tomorrow's match at Upton Park between West Ham and Newcastle. True, it is unlikely to have much bearing on the destination of the title, or even the European qualification spots, at the end of the season. In fact, if it is not too cruel to say so at this early stage, it looks suspiciously like a relegation six-pointer. But notwithstanding Manchester United's showdown with Chelsea, it is a match to which many football supporters' eyes will turn. It is arguably a clash to determine Britain's most chaotic club.

Football in the UK is going through cataclysmic change. Big sums of money, often from foreign investors, are pouring into British clubs, forcing a shift in attitudes and often a rethinking of the whole structure of the club. To understand why this process is proving so problematic - particularly at West Ham and Newcastle - you need to know the way football used to be run in the days when the two recently departed managers, Alan Curbishley from West Ham and Kevin Keegan from Newcastle, were players.

In those days, the football club was the manager's fiefdom. He had control of every aspect. The directors were usually local businessmen, fans essentially, with a few pounds in their pocket, whose investment bought them little more than good seats at the ground and the chance to join the club captain for a post-match drink. They did not command a great deal of respect around the football club. One player, Len Shackleton - a Newcastle United player in the 1950s, as it happens - famously wrote a chapter in his autobiography entitled The Average Director's Knowledge of Football, which consisted of an entirely blank page.

These days, football directors may still not have an intimate knowledge of how to employ a midfield holding player or an attacker playing in the hole behind the main striker, but they do know that they have bought into a global brand, and are understandably keen to protect their investment. Conventional wisdom appears to be that that is not best achieved by employing one of those ego-driven oligarchs who used to strut around the stage of English football, like Brian Clough, who not only had complete control of all football matters, but was not above bawling out the catering manager if the snack bar ran out of Wagon Wheels (a chocolate biscuit without which, mystifyingly, English football would have ground to a halt in the 1970s and 1980s).

Cloughie was a highly effective manager, of course, winning the European Cup with Nottingham Forest, but in an era when he was not exposed to multi-media scrutiny and the vagaries of global money markets. While neither Curbishley nor Keegan is a Clough-like figure, each left his club because he felt control was being taken out of his hands. Neither was happy with the system under which a director of football buys and sells the club's assets - the players, that is - leaving the manager to concentrate purely on coaching matters. The fans have broadly sided with the managers on this issue, even though Curbishley was not universally popular among West Ham followers.

The key, for new owners of football clubs, would appear to be consultation. At Arsenal and Manchester United, for instance, I am sure Wenger and Ferguson are kept fully informed of any changes. It helps that at the Emirates stadium and Old Trafford, trophies are realistic aspirations, while at West Ham and Newcastle, they are wild dreams, which two passionate sets of fans have somehow translated into non- negotiable demands.

But then, Tyneside and London's East End are two old-fashioned working-class areas, where historically the will of the people is very important. Given the very powerful voice - and the impossible dreams - of these fans, it is unlikely West Ham and Newcastle will ever be what you might call thoroughly modern football clubs. They will always provide entertainment, though - on and off the pitch. martin.kelner@yahoo.co.uk

RESULTS

5pm: Maiden (PA) Dh80,000 2,200m
Winner: Arjan, Fabrice Veron (jockey), Eric Lemartinel (trainer).

5.30pm: Maiden (PA) Dh80,000 1,400m​​​​​​​
Winner: Jap Nazaa, Royston Ffrench, Irfan Ellahi.

6pm: Al Ruwais Group 3 (PA) Dh300,000 1,200m​​​​​​​
Winner: RB Lam Tara, Fabrice Veron, Eric Lemartinal.

6.30pm: Shadwell Gold Cup Prestige Dh125,000 1,600m​​​​​​​
Winner: AF Sanad, Bernardo Pinheiro, Khalifa Al Neyadi.

7pm: Shadwell Farm Stallions Handicap (PA) Dh70,000 1,600m​​​​​​​
Winner: Jawal Al Reef, Patrick Cosgrave, Abdallah Al Hammadi.

7.30pm: Maiden (TB) Dh80,000 1,600m​​​​​​​
Winner: Dubai Canal, Harry Bentley, Satish Seemar.

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Groom and Two Brides

Director: Elie Samaan

Starring: Abdullah Boushehri, Laila Abdallah, Lulwa Almulla

Rating: 3/5

The specs
  • Engine: 3.9-litre twin-turbo V8
  • Power: 640hp
  • Torque: 760nm
  • On sale: 2026
  • Price: Not announced yet
MATCH INFO

Rugby World Cup (all times UAE)

Final: England v South Africa, Saturday, 1pm

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Women's Prize for Fiction shortlist

The Silence of the Girls by Pat Barker

My Sister, the Serial Killer by Oyinkan Braithwaite

Milkman by Anna Burns

Ordinary People by Diana Evans

An American Marriage by Tayari Jones

Circe by Madeline Miller

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ENGLAND SQUAD

Goalkeepers: Jack Butland, Jordan Pickford, Nick Pope 
Defenders: John Stones, Harry Maguire, Phil Jones, Kyle Walker, Kieran Trippier, Gary Cahill, Ashley Young, Danny Rose, Trent Alexander-Arnold 
Midfielders: Eric Dier, Jordan Henderson, Dele Alli, Jesse Lingard, Raheem Sterling, Ruben Loftus-Cheek, Fabian Delph 
Forwards: Harry Kane, Jamie Vardy, Marcus Rashford, Danny Welbeck

Profile

Co-founders of the company: Vilhelm Hedberg and Ravi Bhusari

Launch year: In 2016 ekar launched and signed an agreement with Etihad Airways in Abu Dhabi. In January 2017 ekar launched in Dubai in a partnership with the RTA.

Number of employees: Over 50

Financing stage: Series B currently being finalised

Investors: Series A - Audacia Capital 

Sector of operation: Transport

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How much do leading UAE’s UK curriculum schools charge for Year 6?
  1. Nord Anglia International School (Dubai) – Dh85,032
  2. Kings School Al Barsha (Dubai) – Dh71,905
  3. Brighton College Abu Dhabi - Dh68,560
  4. Jumeirah English Speaking School (Dubai) – Dh59,728
  5. Gems Wellington International School – Dubai Branch – Dh58,488
  6. The British School Al Khubairat (Abu Dhabi) - Dh54,170
  7. Dubai English Speaking School – Dh51,269

*Annual tuition fees covering the 2024/2025 academic year

SERIE A FIXTURES

Saturday Benevento v Atalanta (2pm), Genoa v Bologna (5pm), AC Milan v Torino (7.45pm)

Sunday Roma v Inter Milan (3.30pm), Udinese v Napoli, Hellas Verona v Crotone, Parma v Lazio (2pm), Fiorentina v Cagliari (9pm), Juventus v Sassuolo (11.45pm)

Monday Spezia v Sampdoria (11.45pm)

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Name: Hassan Mohsen Elhais

Position: legal consultant with Al Rowaad Advocates and Legal Consultants.

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Specs

Engine: Duel electric motors
Power: 659hp
Torque: 1075Nm
On sale: Available for pre-order now
Price: On request

RESULTS

5pm: Wathba Stallions Cup – Handicap (PA) Dh70,000 (Turf) 2,200m
Winner: M'A Yaromoon, Jesus Rosales (jockey), Khalifa Al Neydai (trainer)

5.30pm: Khor Al Baghal – Conditions (PA) Dh80,000 (T) 1,600m
Winner: No Riesgo Al Maury, Antonio Fresu, Ibrahim Al Hadhrami

6pm: Khor Faridah – Handicap (PA) Dh80,000 (T) 1,600m
Winner: JAP Almahfuz, Royston Ffrench, Irfan Ellahi

6.30pm: Abu Dhabi Fillies Classic – Prestige (PA) Dh110,000 (T) 1,400m
Winner: Mahmouda, Pat Cosgrave, Abdallah Al Hammadi

7pm: Abu Dhabi Colts Classic – Prestige (PA) Dh110,000 (T) 1,400m
Winner: AS Jezan, George Buckell, Ahmed Al Mehairbi

7.30pm: Khor Laffam – Handicap (TB) Dh80,000 (T) 2,200m
Winner: Dolman, Antonio Fresu, Bhupath Seemar

PSL FINAL

Multan Sultans v Peshawar Zalmi
8pm, Thursday
Zayed Cricket Stadium, Abu Dhabi

UAE currency: the story behind the money in your pockets
The specs: 2017 Dodge Ram 1500 Laramie Longhorn

Price, base / as tested: Dhxxx
Engine: 5.7L V8
Transmission: Eight-speed automatic
Power: 395hp @ 5,600rpm
Torque: 556Nm @ 3,950rpm
Fuel economy, combined: 12.7L / 100km

How to protect yourself when air quality drops

Install an air filter in your home.

Close your windows and turn on the AC.

Shower or bath after being outside.

Wear a face mask.

Stay indoors when conditions are particularly poor.

If driving, turn your engine off when stationary.

UAE currency: the story behind the money in your pockets
COMPANY PROFILE

Company: Bidzi

● Started: 2024

● Founders: Akshay Dosaj and Asif Rashid

● Based: Dubai, UAE

● Industry: M&A

● Funding size: Bootstrapped

● No of employees: Nine

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