David Brent, played by Ricky Gervais, shows off some dance moves to his co-workers in The Office.
David Brent, played by Ricky Gervais, shows off some dance moves to his co-workers in The Office.

Researchers discover a man's key to staying alive on the dance floor



LONDON // Bob Hope once explained: "I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom." And that, unfortunately, is how too many of us males seem to learn. Did you ever see footballer Peter Crouch's cringe-inducing attempt at robotic dancing after scoring for England? Or Ricky Gervais's performance in The Office? Or, indeed, your dad's gyrations at the last family wedding?

Now, though, university researchers in Britain are claiming that women can be powerfully attracted to a man who knows how to skip the light fantastic. More than that, psychologists at Northumbria University say that, for the first time, their research has established what moves make men good or bad dancers in the eyes of the opposite sex. And it seems from the report in this week's Royal Society journal, Biology Letters, the ability of a male to make exaggerated and varied movements with his neck and torso on the dance floor (think John Travolta in Saturday Night Fever) are the main ingredients for attracting the ladies.

Oddly, perhaps, the speed of movement of a man's right knee and his left shoulder were also found to have a lot of sex appeal. Nick Neave, who headed the research project, said: "We thought that people's arms and legs would be really important. The kind of expressive gestures the hands make, for example. But in fact this was not the case. "We found that women paid more attention to the core body region: the torso, the neck, the head. It was not just the speed of the movements, it was also the variability of the movement. So someone who is twisting, bending, moving, nodding."

Mr Neave conducted the research by getting a group of 19 young men, who were not professional dancers, to dance in a laboratory to a very basic drum rhythm and filmed their movements with a dozen 3D cameras. The dancing was then converted into computer-generated cartoon figures - avatars - to prevent a 35-strong female panel from being influenced by the physical appearances of the dancers. Each performance was then rated by the women on a scale of one to seven and the results showed that eight variables, including that all-important right knee movement, influenced the panel's perceptions.

Mr Neave said he believes that the various dance movements not only indicated to the women which partners might be the least embarrassing at a disco but, more importantly, indicated a man's reproductive qualities in terms of health, vigour or strength. "This is the first study to show objectively what differentiates a good dancer from a bad one," he said. "Men all over the world will be interested to know what moves they can throw to attract women.

"If a man knows what the key moves are, he can get some training and improve his chances of attracting a female through his dance style." Researcher Kristofor McCarty added: "Our results clearly show there seems to be a strong general consensus as to what is seen as a good and bad dance, and that women appear to like and look for the same sort of moves." dsapsted@thenational.ae

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Name: Direct Debit System
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Industry: FinTech
Funding: Undisclosed
Investors: Elaine Jones
Number of employees: 8

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Started: December 2023
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Started: 2022
Founders: Hamza Iraqui and Abdessamad Ben Zakour
Based: UAE
Industry: Refurbished electronics
Funds raised so far: $10m
Investors: Flat6Labs, Resonance and various others

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The Pope's itinerary

Sunday, February 3, 2019 - Rome to Abu Dhabi
1pm: departure by plane from Rome / Fiumicino to Abu Dhabi
10pm: arrival at Abu Dhabi Presidential Airport


Monday, February 4
12pm: welcome ceremony at the main entrance of the Presidential Palace
12.20pm: visit Abu Dhabi Crown Prince at Presidential Palace
5pm: private meeting with Muslim Council of Elders at Sheikh Zayed Grand Mosque
6.10pm: Inter-religious in the Founder's Memorial


Tuesday, February 5 - Abu Dhabi to Rome
9.15am: private visit to undisclosed cathedral
10.30am: public mass at Zayed Sports City – with a homily by Pope Francis
12.40pm: farewell at Abu Dhabi Presidential Airport
1pm: departure by plane to Rome
5pm: arrival at the Rome / Ciampino International Airport

Results

6.30pm: Baniyas (PA) Group 2 Dh195,000 1,400m | Winner: ES Ajeeb, Sam Hitchcock (jockey), Ibrahim Aseel (trainer)

7.05pm: Maiden (TB) Dh165,000 1,400m | Winner: Al Shamkhah, Royston Ffrench, Sandeep Jadhav

7.40pm: Handicap (TB) Dh190,000 1,200m | Winner: Lavaspin, Richard Mullen, Satish Seemar

8.15pm: Maiden (TB) Dh165,000 1,200m | Winner: Kawasir, Dane O’Neill, Musabah Al Muhairi

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9.20pm: Handicap (TB) Dh165,000 1,400m | Winner: Bochart, Richard Mullen, Satish Seemar

10pm: Handicap (TB) Dh175,000 2,000m | Winner: Quartier Francais, Fernando Jara, Ali Rashid Al Raihe

 

Coming soon

Torno Subito by Massimo Bottura

When the W Dubai – The Palm hotel opens at the end of this year, one of the highlights will be Massimo Bottura’s new restaurant, Torno Subito, which promises “to take guests on a journey back to 1960s Italy”. It is the three Michelinstarred chef’s first venture in Dubai and should be every bit as ambitious as you would expect from the man whose restaurant in Italy, Osteria Francescana, was crowned number one in this year’s list of the World’s 50 Best Restaurants.

Akira Back Dubai

Another exciting opening at the W Dubai – The Palm hotel is South Korean chef Akira Back’s new restaurant, which will continue to showcase some of the finest Asian food in the world. Back, whose Seoul restaurant, Dosa, won a Michelin star last year, describes his menu as,  “an innovative Japanese cuisine prepared with a Korean accent”.

Dinner by Heston Blumenthal

The highly experimental chef, whose dishes are as much about spectacle as taste, opens his first restaurant in Dubai next year. Housed at The Royal Atlantis Resort & Residences, Dinner by Heston Blumenthal will feature contemporary twists on recipes that date back to the 1300s, including goats’ milk cheesecake. Always remember with a Blumenthal dish: nothing is quite as it seems. 

US tops drug cost charts

The study of 13 essential drugs showed costs in the United States were about 300 per cent higher than the global average, followed by Germany at 126 per cent and 122 per cent in the UAE.

Thailand, Kenya and Malaysia were rated as nations with the lowest costs, about 90 per cent cheaper.

In the case of insulin, diabetic patients in the US paid five and a half times the global average, while in the UAE the costs are about 50 per cent higher than the median price of branded and generic drugs.

Some of the costliest drugs worldwide include Lipitor for high cholesterol. 

The study’s price index placed the US at an exorbitant 2,170 per cent higher for Lipitor than the average global price and the UAE at the eighth spot globally with costs 252 per cent higher.

High blood pressure medication Zestril was also more than 2,680 per cent higher in the US and the UAE price was 187 per cent higher than the global price.

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Champions League quarter-final, first leg

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Match on BeIN Sports


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