Beauty, famously, is in the eye of beholder. So, it would appear, is a high level of performance on a football field. David Moyes thought Manchester United played well at Stoke on Saturday.
Very few others did. This was not playing well. Not by United’s standards. Nor, for that matter, by Everton’s, and not just Roberto Martinez’s re-branded, more stylish side. Moyes’s coherent, committed Everton had a habit of drawing at Stoke. His disjointed, demoralised United deservedly lost.
His was an odd appraisal and one that leaves United with a worrying gap, and not just the seven-point distance that separates them from Liverpool, in fourth place. The bigger issue is the credibility gap developing around Moyes.
His problems are mushrooming. They began in the transfer market last summer, expanded to the pitch in an awkward autumn and winter of discontent. Now they extend to the press-conference rooms Sir Alex Ferguson rarely visited.
Moyes insisted he was pleased with the performances in the January losses to Tottenham and Chelsea. Strangest of all, he insisted United played well in September’s wretched defeat at Anfield. He was fooling few, unlike his garlanded predecessor.
Unreasonable rhetoric became one of the tools of Ferguson’s trade. It is a moot point if his outbursts were diversionary tactics that deflected from the real issues or simply bad-tempered rants, but winning 13 league titles and two Uefa Champions Leagues meant millions believed his every utterance, no matter how intemperate.
Moyes’s record offers him no such advantage. He is replacing the irreplaceable, a task rendered all the harder by not being Jose Mourinho. The Portuguese, like Ferguson, has the ability to dictate the narrative, even – or perhaps especially – in defeat. Moyes has neither Mourinho’s rapier wit nor his mischievous streak. The Chelsea manager can be a convincing conspiracy theorist, voicing outlandish ideas with the certainty of a zealot. He has the stature that such comments garner support among the diehards.
Moyes is different. Upright and direct, his character was a reason to appoint him while others boasted superior track records. If Everton were a gritty northern drama where Moyes’s downbeat realism seemed suitable, United represents a blockbuster, complete with the improbable endings Ferguson scripted. Moyes’s preference for reducing expectations plays less well on the big screen.
Honesty had long been one of his great merits. Ferguson and Mourinho-esque attempts to rewrite history were rarely his approach at Everton. So if his honest assessment is that United played well at Stoke – or against Liverpool, or in other setbacks – he is gravely mistaken and it should be a major cause for concern.
In their lamentable defence of their title, United have played well, but only on a handful of occasions: the opening-day victory at Swansea, during the October comeback against Stoke, in the three-goal salvo at Fulham and, eight days later, on the November afternoon when they defeated Arsenal.
There is a case to be made for the win at West Ham and for periods of the draw against Tottenham. Even if they are included, that amounts to only six fine performances. At most, they have played well in a quarter of their league games.
The common denominator is that none are recent, either. During the past two months, the problem is not just that United are not progressing, but that they are regressing. Many a Moyes team has improved over the course of a season. This one seems to get worse.
A greater exposure to his management and methods has, if anything, made United look less and less like a champion team. The sole boost to his standing was the recruitment of Juan Mata, and the mediocre display at Stoke meant the feel-good factor generated by a £37 million (Dh224m) signing lasted one week. It was an expensive form of therapy.
Instead, the sense now is that Moyes is not sure where best to use Mata when Robin van Persie and Wayne Rooney are available. A coup has led to confusion.
Each was upstaged on Saturday when Charlie Adam scored a wonderful winner, contributing to Moyes’s claim United were unfortunate, although, if Van Persie scores a world-class decider next week, presumably he will not argue victory was lucky. While Adam’s other goal was deflected and Moyes lost the services of two injured centre-backs, the Scot ought to reconsider his statement that this is the worst run of luck he has had.
Granted, United ought to have had a penalty against Tottenham, but Moyes seems to have forgotten United could have ended both legs of their League Cup semi-final against Sunderland with 10 men and that Rooney should have been sent off in the opening minutes at Cardiff.
He has suffered from injuries but has a squad with too many injury-prone players, so it ought not to be much of a surprise. If he looks outside Old Trafford, he will see that Arsenal, Liverpool and Everton are depleted more by injuries now and are coping rather better.
But, then, Moyes was a man who used to eschew excuses. After forging a reputation based on honesty, he ought to recognise that United, seventh in the league after suffering eight defeats, are precisely where they deserve to be. If he cannot acknowledge that, it will only further the image of a manager struggling with the realities of life at Old Trafford.
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Surianah's top five jazz artists
Billie Holliday: for the burn and also the way she told stories.
Thelonius Monk: for his earnestness.
Duke Ellington: for his edge and spirituality.
Louis Armstrong: his legacy is undeniable. He is considered as one of the most revolutionary and influential musicians.
Terence Blanchard: very political - a lot of jazz musicians are making protest music right now.
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Timeline
2012-2015
The company offers payments/bribes to win key contracts in the Middle East
May 2017
The UK SFO officially opens investigation into Petrofac’s use of agents, corruption, and potential bribery to secure contracts
September 2021
Petrofac pleads guilty to seven counts of failing to prevent bribery under the UK Bribery Act
October 2021
Court fines Petrofac £77 million for bribery. Former executive receives a two-year suspended sentence
December 2024
Petrofac enters into comprehensive restructuring to strengthen the financial position of the group
May 2025
The High Court of England and Wales approves the company’s restructuring plan
July 2025
The Court of Appeal issues a judgment challenging parts of the restructuring plan
August 2025
Petrofac issues a business update to execute the restructuring and confirms it will appeal the Court of Appeal decision
October 2025
Petrofac loses a major TenneT offshore wind contract worth €13 billion. Holding company files for administration in the UK. Petrofac delisted from the London Stock Exchange
November 2025
180 Petrofac employees laid off in the UAE
MOUNTAINHEAD REVIEW
Starring: Ramy Youssef, Steve Carell, Jason Schwartzman
Director: Jesse Armstrong
Rating: 3.5/5
Real estate tokenisation project
Dubai launched the pilot phase of its real estate tokenisation project last month.
The initiative focuses on converting real estate assets into digital tokens recorded on blockchain technology and helps in streamlining the process of buying, selling and investing, the Dubai Land Department said.
Dubai’s real estate tokenisation market is projected to reach Dh60 billion ($16.33 billion) by 2033, representing 7 per cent of the emirate’s total property transactions, according to the DLD.
Generation Start-up: Awok company profile
Started: 2013
Founder: Ulugbek Yuldashev
Sector: e-commerce
Size: 600 plus
Stage: still in talks with VCs
Principal Investors: self-financed by founder
Third Test
Day 3, stumps
India 443-7 (d) & 54-5 (27 ov)
Australia 151
India lead by 346 runs with 5 wickets remaining
FIXTURES
Thu Mar 15 – West Indies v Afghanistan, UAE v Scotland
Fri Mar 16 – Ireland v Zimbabwe
Sun Mar 18 – Ireland v Scotland
Mon Mar 19 – West Indies v Zimbabwe
Tue Mar 20 – UAE v Afghanistan
Wed Mar 21 – West Indies v Scotland
Thu Mar 22 – UAE v Zimbabwe
Fri Mar 23 – Ireland v Afghanistan
The top two teams qualify for the World Cup
Classification matches
The top-placed side out of Papua New Guinea, Hong Kong or Nepal will be granted one-day international status. UAE and Scotland have already won ODI status, having qualified for the Super Six.
Thu Mar 15 – Netherlands v Hong Kong, PNG v Nepal
Sat Mar 17 – 7th-8th place playoff, 9th-10th place play-off
Race 3
Produced: Salman Khan Films and Tips Films
Director: Remo D’Souza
Cast: Salman Khan, Anil Kapoor, Jacqueline Fernandez, Bobby Deol, Daisy Shah, Saqib Salem
Rating: 2.5 stars
Tips from the expert
Dobromir Radichkov, chief data officer at dubizzle and Bayut, offers a few tips for UAE residents looking to earn some cash from pre-loved items.
- Sellers should focus on providing high-quality used goods at attractive prices to buyers.
- It’s important to use clear and appealing photos, with catchy titles and detailed descriptions to capture the attention of prospective buyers.
- Try to advertise a realistic price to attract buyers looking for good deals, especially in the current environment where consumers are significantly more price-sensitive.
- Be creative and look around your home for valuable items that you no longer need but might be useful to others.
Grand Slam Los Angeles results
Men:
56kg – Jorge Nakamura
62kg – Joao Gabriel de Sousa
69kg – Gianni Grippo
77kg – Caio Soares
85kg – Manuel Ribamar
94kg – Gustavo Batista
110kg – Erberth Santos
Women:
49kg – Mayssa Bastos
55kg – Nathalie Ribeiro
62kg – Gabrielle McComb
70kg – Thamara Silva
90kg – Gabrieli Pessanha
Reading List
Practitioners of mindful eating recommend the following books to get you started:
Savor: Mindful Eating, Mindful Life by Thich Nhat Hanh and Dr Lilian Cheung
How to Eat by Thich Nhat Hanh
The Mindful Diet by Dr Ruth Wolever
Mindful Eating by Dr Jan Bays
How to Raise a Mindful Eaterby Maryann Jacobsen
Results:
5pm: Maiden (PA) Dh80,000 2,200m | Winner: AF Al Montaqem, Bernardo Pinheiro (jockey), Ernst Oertel (trainer)
5.30pm: Maiden (PA) Dh80,000 1,200m | Winner: Daber W’Rsan, Connor Beasley, Jaci Wickham
6pm: Handicap (PA) Dh85,000 1,600m | Winner: Bainoona, Fabrice Veron, Eric Lemartinel
6.30pm: Handicap (PA) Dh80,000 1,600m | Winner: AF Makerah, Antonio Fresu, Ernst Oertel
7pm: Wathba Stallions Cup Handicap (PA) Dh70,000 | Winner: AF Motaghatres, Antonio Fresu, Ernst Oertel
7.30pm: Handicap (TB) Dh90,000 1,600m | Winner: Tafakhor, Ronan Whelan, Ali Rashid Al Raihe
Brief scores:
Kashima Antlers 0
River Plate 4
Zuculini 24', Martinez 73', 90 2', Borre 89' (pen)
The bio
Favourite food: Japanese
Favourite car: Lamborghini
Favourite hobby: Football
Favourite quote: If your dreams don’t scare you, they are not big enough
Favourite country: UAE
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Five hymns the crowds can join in
Papal Mass will begin at 10.30am at the Zayed Sports City Stadium on Tuesday
Some 17 hymns will be sung by a 120-strong UAE choir
Five hymns will be rehearsed with crowds on Tuesday morning before the Pope arrives at stadium
‘Christ be our Light’ as the entrance song
‘All that I am’ for the offertory or during the symbolic offering of gifts at the altar
‘Make me a Channel of your Peace’ and ‘Soul of my Saviour’ for the communion
‘Tell out my Soul’ as the final hymn after the blessings from the Pope
The choir will also sing the hymn ‘Legions of Heaven’ in Arabic as ‘Assakiroo Sama’
There are 15 Arabic speakers from Syria, Lebanon and Jordan in the choir that comprises residents from the Philippines, India, France, Italy, America, Netherlands, Armenia and Indonesia
The choir will be accompanied by a brass ensemble and an organ
They will practice for the first time at the stadium on the eve of the public mass on Monday evening
UAE Premiership
Results
Dubai Exiles 24-28 Jebel Ali Dragons
Abu Dhabi Harlequins 43-27 Dubai Hurricanes
Fixture
Friday, March 29, Abu Dhabi Harlequins v Jebel Ali Dragons, The Sevens, Dubai
Ammar 808:
Maghreb United
Sofyann Ben Youssef
Glitterbeat
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