I'm not good with public transport. Or, should I say, rather, it is not good with me. No matter my location (be it in Glasgow or meandering along Sheikh Zayed Road), the time of day, or even the mode of getting from A to B, fate always decries that I end up sitting next to the person who stuck Play Doh up their nose when they were young.
Essentially, it has come to my attention that I attract eccentric people like nobody's business.
Flying back to Abu Dhabi from my most recent holiday, a long weekend spent in Jordan, it didn't go unnoticed that the portly gentleman sitting next to me had decided to spend the entire three-hour journey sporting a pair of plastic gloves. Sure, planes are a regular hotbed for germs (or so the scaremongers say), but unless my hygiene-loving neighbour was about to encase himself in a hermetically sealed oxygen tank, those gloves were going to do nothing.
Then again, I also remember the time, many years ago, when I found myself sitting next to a sweet-looking old lady on a long-haul flight to Toronto. Taking note of her purple rinse and book of crosswords and puzzles, I let out a sigh of relief that I'd landed such a perfect travelling partner.
How wrong could I have been.
Barely had the plane achieved lift-off before she decided that the best thing for me and the other 200 or so passengers on board would be a concert: that is, we were treated to her singing - with her very off-key voice - the soundtrack to Grease.
But it wasn't until a recent journey from Abu Dhabi to Dubai, on the bus, that I realised just how much worse a situation my unwelcome skill could create. On my way to an interview, my journey was continually interrupted by the woman to my left. Having spent the majority of the drive tutting loudly, unhappy that the poor driver was so stupid as to stick to the speed limit, she eventually tipped over into even more extreme territory. Wanting to get off the bus before it reached it's final (and only) stop, my companion decided the best way to negotiate with the driver was to scream in his face, before ordering him to stop upon pain of death. To his credit, he just kept on driving.
Still, given my track record, possibly the best idea would be to take up walking, and stick to destinations I can reach by foot.
Apple's Lockdown Mode at a glance
At launch, Lockdown Mode will include the following protections:
Messages: Most attachment types other than images are blocked. Some features, like link previews, are disabled
Web browsing: Certain complex web technologies, like just-in-time JavaScript compilation, are disabled unless the user excludes a trusted site from Lockdown Mode
Apple services: Incoming invitations and service requests, including FaceTime calls, are blocked if the user has not previously sent the initiator a call or request
Connectivity: Wired connections with a computer or accessory are blocked when an iPhone is locked
Configurations: Configuration profiles cannot be installed, and the device cannot enroll into mobile device management while Lockdown Mode is on
The specs
Engine: Single front-axle electric motor
Power: 218hp
Torque: 330Nm
Transmission: Single-speed automatic
Max touring range: 402km (claimed)
Price: From Dh215,000 (estimate)
On sale: September
Saturday's schedule at the Abu Dhabi Grand Prix
GP3 race, 12:30pm
Formula 1 final practice, 2pm
Formula 1 qualifying, 5pm
Formula 2 race, 6:40pm
Performance: Sam Smith
COMPANY PROFILE
Company name: Revibe
Started: 2022
Founders: Hamza Iraqui and Abdessamad Ben Zakour
Based: UAE
Industry: Refurbished electronics
Funds raised so far: $10m
Investors: Flat6Labs, Resonance and various others
Company Profile
Company name: myZoi
Started: 2021
Founders: Syed Ali, Christian Buchholz, Shanawaz Rouf, Arsalan Siddiqui, Nabid Hassan
Based: UAE
Number of staff: 37
Investment: Initial undisclosed funding from SC Ventures; second round of funding totalling $14 million from a consortium of SBI, a Japanese VC firm, and SC Venture
A Cat, A Man, and Two Women
Junichiro Tamizaki
Translated by Paul McCarthy
Daunt Books
So what is Spicy Chickenjoy?
Just as McDonald’s has the Big Mac, Jollibee has Spicy Chickenjoy – a piece of fried chicken that’s crispy and spicy on the outside and comes with a side of spaghetti, all covered in tomato sauce and topped with sausage slices and ground beef. It sounds like a recipe that a child would come up with, but perhaps that’s the point – a flavourbomb combination of cheap comfort foods. Chickenjoy is Jollibee’s best-selling product in every country in which it has a presence.
WHAT MACRO FACTORS ARE IMPACTING META TECH MARKETS?
• Looming global slowdown and recession in key economies
• Russia-Ukraine war
• Interest rate hikes and the rising cost of debt servicing
• Oil price volatility
• Persisting inflationary pressures
• Exchange rate fluctuations
• Shortage of labour/skills
• A resurgence of Covid?
COMPANY PROFILE
Name: Xpanceo
Started: 2018
Founders: Roman Axelrod, Valentyn Volkov
Based: Dubai, UAE
Industry: Smart contact lenses, augmented/virtual reality
Funding: $40 million
Investor: Opportunity Venture (Asia)