The Dubai-based comedian Wonho Chung’s phone calls for takeaway meals always end up with the restaurant attendant hanging up, assuming someone is playing a prank on them.
“I call Zaatar W Zeit or KFC and the guy who answers is Arab, so I give him my order in Arabic,” says Chung, effortlessly switching between English and Arabic to rattle off his usual order as an example.
“Then they ask ‘shu ismak?’ [what’s your name?] and when I say Wonho Chung, they think I’m joking and hang up. It happens so often that I’ve made it part of my stand-up act.”
Chung’s name is not just a moniker used by an Arab entertainer to throw people off – he is of Korean and Vietnamese descent. What is hard to believe is that a non-Arab has built such a successful career in comedy and entertainment by speaking in Arabic.
Chung has had a very busy year. He appears in the Emirati director Ali F Mostafa's From A to B, which will open the Abu Dhabi Film Festival on October 23; he performed at the Miss Lebanon Australia beauty pageant; he has been on a world tour that took him to New York, Toronto, London and Sydney; and he recently released his DVD Wonho Chung in New York City: Live at the Comic Strip, featuring his shows in the Big Apple.
He is back in the UAE for his first Dubai solo performance in two years, which is at Ductac on Tuesday.
Chung – who grew up in Jordan and considers Arabic his first language – has had to explain his multilingual upbringing many times, even before it became his opening joke when he first took the stage with the former Axis of Evil comedy troupe in 2007.
He was discovered at Mall of the Emirates by an OSN TV boss and completed the line-up of the Axis – the group’s name satirises the antiterrorism term coined by the former US president, George W Bush – when the broadcaster decided to screen their show.
“My parents were very forward-thinking even back when we moved to Jordan, not being able to stay in Korea or Vietnam because of the turmoil and poor conditions,” says Chung, whose father is from South Korea and mother is Vietnamese.
“Work opportunities brought us here and my father made sure we were enrolled in Arabic schools to learn the culture and language. He wanted us to live as Arabs, not foreigners, because he thought that was best for our future.”
At home, though, his father insisted they learn English and, as a result, Chung considers Korean and Vietnamese his weakest languages. But his father’s forward-thinking paid off. Chung’s unique selling point is that though he may not look the part, he is every bit an Arab, not just speaking the language but mastering the accent and mannerisms.
Chung, who earned a degree in marketing in Jordan before moving to the UAE in 2004, says pitching his work to a niche market has boosted his popularity.
“Doing English stand-up comedy for me is like being a small fish in a big pond,” he says. “Doing it in Arabic in this part of the world is like being a big fish in a small pond.
“There are thousands of English stand-up shows you can watch on YouTube, but I’m probably one in eight or 10 people that you’ll see doing it in Arabic.”
Chung’s comedy is based around personal experiences, observations and ethnic stereotyping. In Dubai, he will also share some of the funny experiences he had in Korea this year and bring up the hot topic of Arab Idol.
“I pick things up at gatherings or public places such as the airport,” he says. “Again, a lot of topics, such as sex, religion, politics, cussing and bathroom material are off-limits. This makes it halal comedy, which appeals to Arab families.”
Performing for Arabs from different parts of the region means altering the material to suit each particular audience.
“The jokes do change quite a bit,” he says. “I find the Lebanese audience liberal, so you can talk about a lot of things on stage, but at the same time, they are also an experienced audience so are hard to please. Saudis are actually quite loud at shows and crave the entertainment. I’ve noticed Emiratis tend to be a bit more conservative. I think it’s part of their personality – they are proud people.”
To properly connect with the audience, getting the dialect down to a tee is essential.
“Certain words that I use might not be understood in different countries,” says Chung.
“I had an instance where the punchline was ‘Idhikt alaikum’ [I’ve played a joke on you]. When I did it in Kuwait no one laughed. A friend told me later that it was a Jordanian colloquialism and that in Kuwait it was ‘Gussait alaikum’ instead. Now, at least 20 per cent of my act is always in the local dialect.”
When not preparing for his comedy nights, Chung has his hands full with guest appearances, hosting television shows, endorsements and trying his hand at music. He says his lifelong dream has been to break into the music industry. He recorded a song with the United Kingdom-based Lebanese recording artist Ramzi and plans to collaborate with the Arab Idol judge Hassan El Shafei in the future.
Last year, Chung was selected as one of 10 advocates for the Dubai Department of Tourism and Commerce Marketing’s My Dubai campaign.
“Ultimately, I want to make a switch into TV presenting, have my own Arabic talk show, similar to Jimmy Fallon and Ellen DeGeneres,” he says. “The region needs it.”
• Wonho Chung will perform at Ductac, Mall of the Emirates, tomorrow at 8pm. Tickets, priced from Dh150, are available from www.ductac.org
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UEFA CHAMPIONS LEAGUE FIXTURES
All kick-off times 10.45pm UAE ( 4 GMT) unless stated
Tuesday
Sevilla v Maribor
Spartak Moscow v Liverpool
Manchester City v Shakhtar Donetsk
Napoli v Feyenoord
Besiktas v RB Leipzig
Monaco v Porto
Apoel Nicosia v Tottenham Hotspur
Borussia Dortmund v Real Madrid
Wednesday
Basel v Benfica
CSKA Moscow Manchester United
Paris Saint-Germain v Bayern Munich
Anderlecht v Celtic
Qarabag v Roma (8pm)
Atletico Madrid v Chelsea
Juventus v Olympiakos
Sporting Lisbon v Barcelona
MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE – FINAL RECKONING
Director: Christopher McQuarrie
Starring: Tom Cruise, Hayley Atwell, Simon Pegg
Rating: 4/5
UAE currency: the story behind the money in your pockets
UAE currency: the story behind the money in your pockets
The specs: 2018 Renault Megane
Price, base / as tested Dh52,900 / Dh59,200
Engine 1.6L in-line four-cylinder
Transmission Continuously variable transmission
Power 115hp @ 5,500rpm
Torque 156Nm @ 4,000rpm
Fuel economy, combined 6.6L / 100km
Mohammed bin Zayed Majlis
Skewed figures
In the village of Mevagissey in southwest England the housing stock has doubled in the last century while the number of residents is half the historic high. The village's Neighbourhood Development Plan states that 26% of homes are holiday retreats. Prices are high, averaging around £300,000, £50,000 more than the Cornish average of £250,000. The local average wage is £15,458.
Barings Bank
Barings, one of Britain’s oldest investment banks, was
founded in 1762 and operated for 233 years before it went bust after a trading
scandal.
Barings Bank collapsed in February 1995 following colossal
losses caused by rogue trader Nick Lesson.
Leeson gambled more than $1 billion in speculative trades,
wiping out the venerable merchant bank’s cash reserves.
Previous men's records
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- 2:03:38: Patrick Makau (KEN) on 25/09/2011 in Berlin
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- 2:04:55: Paul Tergat (KEN) on 28/09/2003 in Berlin
- 2:05:38: Khalid Khannouchi (USA) 14/04/2002 in London
- 2:05:42: Khalid Khannouchi (USA) 24/10/1999 in Chicago
- 2:06:05: Ronaldo da Costa (BRA) 20/09/1998 in Berlin
UAE currency: the story behind the money in your pockets
Director: Romany Saad
Starring: Mirfat Amin, Boumi Fouad and Tariq Al Ibyari
THE SPECS
Engine: 1.5-litre
Transmission: 6-speed automatic
Power: 110 horsepower
Torque: 147Nm
Price: From Dh59,700
On sale: now
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The Sand Castle
Director: Matty Brown
Stars: Nadine Labaki, Ziad Bakri, Zain Al Rafeea, Riman Al Rafeea
Rating: 2.5/5
SPECS
Engine: Two-litre four-cylinder turbo
Power: 235hp
Torque: 350Nm
Transmission: Nine-speed automatic
Price: From Dh167,500 ($45,000)
On sale: Now
The specs: 2018 Nissan Patrol Nismo
Price: base / as tested: Dh382,000
Engine: 5.6-litre V8
Gearbox: Seven-speed automatic
Power: 428hp @ 5,800rpm
Torque: 560Nm @ 3,600rpm
Fuel economy, combined: 12.7L / 100km
Is it worth it? We put cheesecake frap to the test.
The verdict from the nutritionists is damning. But does a cheesecake frappuccino taste good enough to merit the indulgence?
My advice is to only go there if you have unusually sweet tooth. I like my puddings, but this was a bit much even for me. The first hit is a winner, but it's downhill, slowly, from there. Each sip is a little less satisfying than the last, and maybe it was just all that sugar, but it isn't long before the rush is replaced by a creeping remorse. And half of the thing is still left.
The caramel version is far superior to the blueberry, too. If someone put a full caramel cheesecake through a liquidiser and scooped out the contents, it would probably taste something like this. Blueberry, on the other hand, has more of an artificial taste. It's like someone has tried to invent this drink in a lab, and while early results were promising, they're still in the testing phase. It isn't terrible, but something isn't quite right either.
So if you want an experience, go for a small, and opt for the caramel. But if you want a cheesecake, it's probably more satisfying, and not quite as unhealthy, to just order the real thing.
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World Cup final
Who: France v Croatia
When: Sunday, July 15, 7pm (UAE)
TV: Game will be shown live on BeIN Sports for viewers in the Mena region
Sustainable Development Goals
1. End poverty in all its forms everywhere
2. End hunger, achieve food security and improved nutrition and promote sustainable agriculture
3. Ensure healthy lives and promote well-being for all at all ages
4. Ensure inclusive and equitable quality education and promote lifelong learning opportunities for all
5. Achieve gender equality and empower all women and girls
6. Ensure availability and sustainable management of water and sanitation for all
7. Ensure access to affordable, reliable, sustainable and modern energy for all
8. Promote sustained, inclusive and sustainable economic growth, full and productive employment and decent work for all
9. Build resilient infrastructure, promote inclusive and sustainable industrialisation and foster innovation
10. Reduce inequality within and among countries
11. Make cities and human settlements inclusive, safe, resilient and sustainable
12. Ensure sustainable consumption and production patterns
13. Take urgent action to combat climate change and its effects
14. Conserve and sustainably use the oceans, seas and marine resources for sustainable development
15. Protect, restore and promote sustainable use of terrestrial ecosystems, sustainably manage forests, combat desertification, and halt and reverse land degradation and halt biodiversity loss
16. Promote peaceful and inclusive societies for sustainable development, provide access to justice for all and build effective, accountable and inclusive institutions at all levels
17. Strengthen the means of implementation and revitalise the global partnership for sustainable development
WHAT ARE NFTs?
Non-fungible tokens (NFTs) are tokens that represent ownership of unique items. They allow the tokenisation of things such as art, collectibles and even real estate.
An NFT can have only one official owner at one time. And since they're minted and secured on the Ethereum blockchain, no one can modify the record of ownership, not even copy-paste it into a new one.
This means NFTs are not interchangeable and cannot be exchanged with other items. In contrast, fungible items, such as fiat currencies, can be exchanged because their value defines them rather than their unique properties.
RESULTS
6.30pm: Emirates Holidays Maiden (TB) Dh 82,500 (Dirt) 1,900m
Winner: Lady Snazz, Richard Mullen (jockey), Satish Seemar (trainer).
7.05pm: Arabian Adventures Maiden (TB) Dh 82,500 (D) 1,200m
Winner: Zhou Storm, Connor Beasley, Ali Rashid Al Raihe.
7.40pm: Emirates Skywards Handicap (TB) Dh 82,500 (D) 1,200m
Winner: Rich And Famous, Royston Ffrench, Salem bin Ghadayer.
8.15pm: Emirates Airline Conditions (TB) Dh 120,000 (D) 1,400m
Winner: Rio Angie, Sam Hitchcock, Doug Watson.
8.50pm: Emirates Sky Cargo (TB) Dh 92,500 (D) 1,400m
Winner: Kinver Edge, Richard Mullen, Satish Seemar.
9.15pm: Emirates.com (TB) Dh 95,000 (D) 2,000m
Winner: Firnas, Xavier Ziani, Salem bin Ghadayer.
Match info
Arsenal 0
Manchester City 2
Sterling (14'), Bernardo Silva (64')
The specs: 2018 Chevrolet Trailblazer
Price, base / as tested Dh99,000 / Dh132,000
Engine 3.6L V6
Transmission: Six-speed automatic
Power 275hp @ 6,000rpm
Torque 350Nm @ 3,700rpm
Fuel economy combined 12.2L / 100km
Honeymoonish
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Porsche Taycan Turbo specs
Engine: Two permanent-magnet synchronous AC motors
Transmission: two-speed
Power: 671hp
Torque: 1050Nm
Range: 450km
Price: Dh601,800
On sale: now
Schedule for Asia Cup
Sept 15: Bangladesh v Sri Lanka (Dubai)
Sept 16: Pakistan v Qualifier (Dubai)
Sept 17: Sri Lanka v Afghanistan (Abu Dhabi)
Sept 18: India v Qualifier (Dubai)
Sept 19: India v Pakistan (Dubai)
Sept 20: Bangladesh v Afghanistan (Abu Dhabi) Super Four
Sept 21: Group A Winner v Group B Runner-up (Dubai)
Sept 21: Group B Winner v Group A Runner-up (Abu Dhabi)
Sept 23: Group A Winner v Group A Runner-up (Dubai)
Sept 23: Group B Winner v Group B Runner-up (Abu Dhabi)
Sept 25: Group A Winner v Group B Winner (Dubai)
Sept 26: Group A Runner-up v Group B Runner-up (Abu Dhabi)
Sept 28: Final (Dubai)
Du Football Champions
The fourth season of du Football Champions was launched at Gitex on Wednesday alongside the Middle East’s first sports-tech scouting platform.“du Talents”, which enables aspiring footballers to upload their profiles and highlights reels and communicate directly with coaches, is designed to extend the reach of the programme, which has already attracted more than 21,500 players in its first three years.
The five pillars of Islam
The design
The protective shell is covered in solar panels to make use of light and produce energy. This will drastically reduce energy loss.
More than 80 per cent of the energy consumed by the French pavilion will be produced by the sun.
The architecture will control light sources to provide a highly insulated and airtight building.
The forecourt is protected from the sun and the plants will refresh the inner spaces.
A micro water treatment plant will recycle used water to supply the irrigation for the plants and to flush the toilets. This will reduce the pavilion’s need for fresh water by 30 per cent.
Energy-saving equipment will be used for all lighting and projections.
Beyond its use for the expo, the pavilion will be easy to dismantle and reuse the material.
Some elements of the metal frame can be prefabricated in a factory.
From architects to sound technicians and construction companies, a group of experts from 10 companies have created the pavilion.
Work will begin in May; the first stone will be laid in Dubai in the second quarter of 2019.
Construction of the pavilion will take 17 months from May 2019 to September 2020.
UAE currency: the story behind the money in your pockets
NO OTHER LAND
Director: Basel Adra, Yuval Abraham, Rachel Szor, Hamdan Ballal
Stars: Basel Adra, Yuval Abraham
Rating: 3.5/5
ASHES SCHEDULE
First Test
November 23-27 (The Gabba, Brisbane)
Second Test
December 2-6 (Adelaide Oval, Adelaide)
Third Test
December 14-18 (Waca Ground, Perth)
Fourth Test
December 26-30 (Melbourne Cricket Ground, Melbourne)
Fifth Test
January 4-8, 2018 (Sydney Cricket Ground, Sydney)