The Kyalami Racing Circuit, near Johannesburg in South Africa, where our writer tested the 2016 Porsche 911 Turbo S. Courtesy: Porsche
The Kyalami Racing Circuit, near Johannesburg in South Africa, where our writer tested the 2016 Porsche 911 Turbo S. Courtesy: Porsche

The 2016 Porsche 911 Turbo improves on perfection for one test driver



You’re doubtless familiar with the law of diminishing returns – a dictum that essentially advises you to stopping pumping more time and resources into an endeavour at a given point in time because it won’t yield any added benefits.

Someone clearly forgot to impart this pearl of wisdom to the Porsche labcoats, because their propensity for eking out more of everything – notably performance, safety and fuel economy – from the venerable 911 is seemingly interminable. What makes this a particularly head-scratching feat is that the layout of the 911 is basically, err wrong. With its flat-six engine (which weighs in excess of 200 kilograms) slung over the rear axle, the Stuttgart stormer is heavier at the back than at the front, hence the tendency of early models to disappear backwards into the scenery in the hands of less-skilled drivers.

Yet the 911 has not just continued to keep pace with rest of the (more conventionally engineered) sports-car pack since its birth in 1963, but also remained the benchmark by which others are judged. When Audi launched the R8 back in 2007, and Nissan debuted the GT-R later in the same year, car mags around the world immediately rushed out to line them up not against a Ferrari or Aston, but head-to-head with the 911 Turbo of the era.

And so it is today, as incremental improvements mean the German tail gunner is still arguably the pick of the bunch. How do I know this? I have just completed a series of flat-out laps in the new 911 Turbo S at the revamped Kyalami Racing Circuit – a dipping, diving track nestled on the outskirts of the South African metropolis of ­Johannesburg. It’s a perilous venue – the combination of fast, off-camber, blind-crested corners and minimal run-offs mean there’s scope for a massive shunt if you get it wrong.

Despite this – or perhaps because of it – Kyalami is an ideal venue to showcase the dynamic excellence of the 2016 Turbo S, which somehow manages to eclipse the car it replaces. And that’s taking into account my first experience driving the oldie in 2013, when it blew me away with its bottomless performance ­reserves.

The latest changes aren’t dramatic, but they’re significant. New turbos have upped power by 20hp to 540hp in the “entry-level” 911 Turbo, while the ­Turbo S gains the same horse­power hike to take its quota to a towering 580hp. This enables the latter to pile on 100kph from standstill in 2.9 seconds, and if you keep the loafer planted, it won’t stop accelerating until you hit 330kph. Yet the newbie is also more economical than before, burning 9.1L of fuel per 100km if you drive sedately.

Porsche loves acronyms, and among the alphabet soup in the 911 Turbo’s spec sheet is PASM (Porsche Active ­Suspension Management), which in the latest iteration provides the adaptive dampers with a greater bandwidth between hard-core, track-attack settings and comfort for day-to-day trundling. Suffice to say, it works.

Our challenge for the track session is to hang on to the coattails of the ­Porsche factory racer Jörg Bergmeister, who will be setting the pace in a bright-orange 911 GT3 RS – a car that, on the circuit, is the equal of almost any other road-­registrable vehicle on the planet.

Wringing the neck of a scorchingly fast car on a difficult, unfamiliar racetrack can result in an impromptu cold sweat and clammy hands, but the beautifully sorted Turbo S makes it all seem rather easy. The fact that power is relayed to the tarmac by all four tyres, and that the rear wheels also steer (albeit only by a couple of degrees at speed), makes for great poise and balance at pace. Consequently, the towering 750Nm torque quota is effortlessly deployed out of corners, and the few short straights between bends are devoured in a blink.

Just as well, then, that the PCCB ­(Porsche Ceramic Composite Brakes) are up to the task of wiping off huge velocities with disdain. The 911’s rear-engined layout aids its composure here, as the mass over the rear axle ensures there isn’t a huge weight transfer to the front when you stand on the anchors.

After five hard laps, it takes a short while for the adrenaline to settle and the on-track impressions to be assimilated. The conclusion is inescapable. Nothing else out there comes close as an all-weather, everyday supercar that’s just as comfortable pootling down to the shops for a loaf of bread as it is making mincemeat of a racetrack.

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THE BIO

Favourite car: Koenigsegg Agera RS or Renault Trezor concept car.

Favourite book: I Am Pilgrim by Terry Hayes or Red Notice by Bill Browder.

Biggest inspiration: My husband Nik. He really got me through a lot with his positivity.

Favourite holiday destination: Being at home in Australia, as I travel all over the world for work. It’s great to just hang out with my husband and family.

 

 

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Conservative MPs who have publicly revealed sending letters of no confidence
  1. Steve Baker
  2. Peter Bone
  3. Ben Bradley
  4. Andrew Bridgen
  5. Maria Caulfield​​​​​​​
  6. Simon Clarke 
  7. Philip Davies
  8. Nadine Dorries​​​​​​​
  9. James Duddridge​​​​​​​
  10. Mark Francois 
  11. Chris Green
  12. Adam Holloway
  13. Andrea Jenkyns
  14. Anne-Marie Morris
  15. Sheryll Murray
  16. Jacob Rees-Mogg
  17. Laurence Robertson
  18. Lee Rowley
  19. Henry Smith
  20. Martin Vickers 
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If you go

The Flights

Emirates and Etihad fly direct to Johannesburg from Dubai and Abu Dhabi respectively. Economy return tickets cost from Dh2,650, including taxes.

The trip

Worldwide Motorhoming Holidays (worldwidemotorhomingholidays.co.uk) operates fly-drive motorhome holidays in eight destinations, including South Africa. Its 14-day Kruger and the Battlefields itinerary starts from Dh17,500, including campgrounds, excursions, unit hire and flights. Bobo Campers has a range of RVs for hire, including the 4-berth Discoverer 4 from Dh600 per day.

Also on December 7 to 9, the third edition of the Gulf Car Festival (www.gulfcarfestival.com) will take over Dubai Festival City Mall, a new venue for the event. Last year's festival brought together about 900 cars worth more than Dh300 million from across the Emirates and wider Gulf region – and that first figure is set to swell by several hundred this time around, with between 1,000 and 1,200 cars expected. The first day is themed around American muscle; the second centres on supercars, exotics, European cars and classics; and the final day will major in JDM (Japanese domestic market) cars, tuned vehicles and trucks. Individuals and car clubs can register their vehicles, although the festival isn’t all static displays, with stunt drifting, a rev battle, car pulls and a burnout competition.

Match info

Huddersfield Town 0

Chelsea 3
Kante (34'), Jorginho (45' pen), Pedro (80')

UAE v Gibraltar

What: International friendly

When: 7pm kick off

Where: Rugby Park, Dubai Sports City

Admission: Free

Online: The match will be broadcast live on Dubai Exiles’ Facebook page

UAE squad: Lucas Waddington (Dubai Exiles), Gio Fourie (Exiles), Craig Nutt (Abu Dhabi Harlequins), Phil Brady (Harlequins), Daniel Perry (Dubai Hurricanes), Esekaia Dranibota (Harlequins), Matt Mills (Exiles), Jaen Botes (Exiles), Kristian Stinson (Exiles), Murray Reason (Abu Dhabi Saracens), Dave Knight (Hurricanes), Ross Samson (Jebel Ali Dragons), DuRandt Gerber (Exiles), Saki Naisau (Dragons), Andrew Powell (Hurricanes), Emosi Vacanau (Harlequins), Niko Volavola (Dragons), Matt Richards (Dragons), Luke Stevenson (Harlequins), Josh Ives (Dubai Sports City Eagles), Sean Stevens (Saracens), Thinus Steyn (Exiles)

US tops drug cost charts

The study of 13 essential drugs showed costs in the United States were about 300 per cent higher than the global average, followed by Germany at 126 per cent and 122 per cent in the UAE.

Thailand, Kenya and Malaysia were rated as nations with the lowest costs, about 90 per cent cheaper.

In the case of insulin, diabetic patients in the US paid five and a half times the global average, while in the UAE the costs are about 50 per cent higher than the median price of branded and generic drugs.

Some of the costliest drugs worldwide include Lipitor for high cholesterol. 

The study’s price index placed the US at an exorbitant 2,170 per cent higher for Lipitor than the average global price and the UAE at the eighth spot globally with costs 252 per cent higher.

High blood pressure medication Zestril was also more than 2,680 per cent higher in the US and the UAE price was 187 per cent higher than the global price.

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- David Bowie

- Paul McCartney

- Albert Einstein

- Jack the Ripper

- Barack Obama

- Helen Keller

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Document everything immediately; including dates, times, locations and witnesses

Seek professional advice from a legal expert

You can report an incident to HR or an immediate supervisor

You can use the Ministry of Human Resources and Emiratisation’s dedicated hotline

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GULF MEN'S LEAGUE

Pool A Dubai Hurricanes, Bahrain, Dubai Exiles, Dubai Tigers 2

Pool B Abu Dhabi Harlequins, Jebel Ali Dragons, Dubai Knights Eagles, Dubai Tigers

 

Opening fixtures

Thursday, December 5

6.40pm, Pitch 8, Abu Dhabi Harlequins v Dubai Knights Eagles

7pm, Pitch 2, Jebel Ali Dragons v Dubai Tigers

7pm, Pitch 4, Dubai Hurricanes v Dubai Exiles

7pm, Pitch 5, Bahrain v Dubai Eagles 2

 

Recent winners

2018 Dubai Hurricanes

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2015 Abu Dhabi Harlequins

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Name: Almnssa
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