As his Ford Mustang roars along an American motorway, Jeremy Clarkson is positively beaming. No wonder – he probably can’t believe his luck.
After he was dismissed from Top Gear in the aftermath of an "unprovoked physical and verbal attack" on a BBC producer, here he is, 18 months later, starring in a quite remarkable opening sequence for his new show.
It says everything about the brash, confident and, yes, self-satisfied atmosphere that surrounds The Grand Tour, which reportedly cost nearly US$4 million (Dh14m) an episode. It began last month on Amazon's Prime streaming-video service which launched in the UAE last week.
Five episodes of the weekly show have been released so far, with seven more to come in season one, the finale of which is currently filming in Dubai.
Naturally, perhaps, the first episode begins with a little dig at the BBC bosses who put an end to Clarkson's Top Gear shenanigans with co-presenters James May and Richard Hammond, who followed him out the door and onto The Grand Tour.
Clarkson is seen leaving a BBC-type building, handing his pass in to security in the rain. Next thing, he is in California, the sun is shining and he is driving along to the sound of the song, I Can See Clearly Now.
Two cars pull up alongside him, driven by Hammond and May sporting incredibly cheesy grins. They pull off into the desert and become part of a convoy headed to a Burning Man-style counterculture festival – except this one is called Burning Van (get it?), where a live band (1980s Irish soft rockers Hothouse Flowers) is playing the song Clarkson was listening to.
The musicians welcome the boys on stage to a heroes’ reception. Hammond promises not to tell jokes that will get them in trouble, and then they inevitably do, telling a couple that would undoubtedly have caused a huge furore on the BBC.
We are then introduced to the big tent, the show’s mobile studio (which is currently at the Burj Khalifa) and then... well, it really is like they have never been away.
There is some obviously scripted banter with the American audience and a Stig-like driver doing track tests, except this time he has a face and a name (Mike Skinner, although they call him The American).
They also have star guests, although not in reasonably-priced cars, because in the one real flat spot of The Grand Tour, they accidentally "kill" American actors Armie Hammer, Jeremy Renner and British TV presenter Carol Vorderman before they have spoken a word. Such larks.
Then, of course, there are the cars. The main feature of the first episode is a group test of a McLaren P1, Ferrari LaFerrari and Porsche 918 – tellingly a long-held, unfulfilled ambition from the Top Gear days.
The boys muck about with about $3m of automobiles in Portugal in their usual high-octane, gorgeously shot style, except it goes on a bit too long – in fact the whole show is 10 minutes longer than the BBC version, and feels it.
Still, Top Gear fans are sure to love The Grand Tour regardless.
And maybe Clarkson and his cronies have come back at exactly the right time. After all, there is something very 2016 about incredibly wealthy, white, conservative men enjoying huge acclaim for “sticking it to the establishment” – while actually doing nothing of the sort.
With The Grand Tour, Hammond, May and Clarkson are obviously enjoying the freedom – creatively and financially – to do and say whatever they wish. And it is fun watching them.
But the show will need some more gas in the remainder of the season if it is to avoid being just a little too self-referential.
• Amazon’s video-streaming service is available now and costs $2.99 (Dh11) a month for the first six months ($5.99 thereafter). Go to www.primevideo.com for a free seven-day trial
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Joker: Folie a Deux
Starring: Joaquin Phoenix, Lady Gaga, Brendan Gleeson
Director: Todd Phillips
Rating: 2/5
The Details
Kabir Singh
Produced by: Cinestaan Studios, T-Series
Directed by: Sandeep Reddy Vanga
Starring: Shahid Kapoor, Kiara Advani, Suresh Oberoi, Soham Majumdar, Arjun Pahwa
Rating: 2.5/5
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ACL Elite (West) - fixtures
Monday, Sept 30
Al Sadd v Esteghlal (8pm)
Persepolis v Pakhtakor (8pm)
Al Wasl v Al Ahli (8pm)
Al Nassr v Al Rayyan (10pm)
Tuesday, Oct 1
Al Hilal v Al Shorta (10pm)
Al Gharafa v Al Ain (10pm)
JUDAS AND THE BLACK MESSIAH
Directed by: Shaka King
Starring: Daniel Kaluuya, Lakeith Stanfield, Jesse Plemons
Four stars
MATCH INFO
Uefa Champions League final:
Who: Real Madrid v Liverpool
Where: NSC Olimpiyskiy Stadium, Kiev, Ukraine
When: Saturday, May 26, 10.45pm (UAE)
TV: Match on BeIN Sports
Company Profile
Founders: Tamara Hachem and Yazid Erman
Based: Dubai
Launched: September 2019
Sector: health technology
Stage: seed
Investors: Oman Technology Fund, angel investor and grants from Sharjah's Sheraa and Ma'an Abu Dhabi
UFC Fight Night 2
1am – Early prelims
2am – Prelims
4am-7am – Main card
7:30am-9am – press cons
MATCH INFO
Iceland 0 England 1 (Sterling pen 90 1)
Man of the match Kari Arnason (Iceland)
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RESULTS
Catchweight 82kg
Piotr Kuberski (POL) beat Ahmed Saeb (IRQ) by decision.
Women’s bantamweight
Corinne Laframboise (CAN) beat Cornelia Holm (SWE) by unanimous decision.
Welterweight
Omar Hussein (PAL) beat Vitalii Stoian (UKR) by unanimous decision.
Welterweight
Josh Togo (LEB) beat Ali Dyusenov (UZB) by unanimous decision.
Flyweight
Isaac Pimentel (BRA) beat Delfin Nawen (PHI) TKO round-3.
Catchweight 80kg
Seb Eubank (GBR) beat Emad Hanbali (SYR) KO round 1.
Lightweight
Mohammad Yahya (UAE) beat Ramadan Noaman (EGY) TKO round 2.
Lightweight
Alan Omer (GER) beat Reydon Romero (PHI) submission 1.
Welterweight
Juho Valamaa (FIN) beat Ahmed Labban (LEB) by unanimous decision.
Featherweight
Elias Boudegzdame (ALG) beat Austin Arnett (USA) by unanimous decision.
Super heavyweight
Maciej Sosnowski (POL) beat Ibrahim El Sawi (EGY) by submission round 1.
ADCC AFC Women’s Champions League Group A fixtures
October 3: v Wuhan Jiangda Women’s FC
October 6: v Hyundai Steel Red Angels Women’s FC
October 9: v Sabah FA