Envy is a common emotion among neighbours. And England's capital provides a case-in-point.
Tottenham Hotspur have spent 13 years looking across North London and coveting Arsenal's lot. The Gunners live in palatial surroundings at the Emirates Stadium. Spurs are now planning to construct a sparkling new stadium of their own. Now they visit the Emirates Stadium level on points with Arsenal.
Despite regularly out-spending their rivals and with a squad that cost around twice as much as Arsenal's, Spurs have never finished above them or qualified for the Champions League since Arsene Wenger's arrival in 1996.
As Tottenham insist, but for the dodgy lasagne that gave several players food poisoning in May 2006, they may have deprived their neighbours of fourth place.
It is Wenger's blend of style and substance that has discomforted Tottenham. When George Graham was at Highbury, Spurs could at least content themselves with the thought they often played a superior brand of football.
Despite repeated attempts, imitation has not brought parity. From Christian Gross to Juande Ramos via Jacques Santini, Tottenham's managerial appointments have been repeated attempts to find their own Wenger.
His former associates - Glenn Hoddle, who played for the Frenchman at Monaco, and former director of football Damien Comolli, a long-time Arsenal scout - appear not to have been sprinkled with stardust by their former employer.
Harry Redknapp, in contrast, is a defiantly Cockney alternative. A boyhood Arsenal fan, more renowned for entertaining one-liners than dietary advice, he can seem the antithesis of Wenger. But both share an enthusiasm for attacking football and both have revived their respective clubs. Only a surprise setback at home to Stoke last Saturday prevented them entering the derby with an advantage over Arsenal. It is an examination of Tottenham's credentials and, given their contrasting careers at White Hart Lane, two former Gunners merit particular scrutiny.
Tottenham's improvement under Redknapp can be attributed in a large part to Wilson Palacios. Few talents escape Wenger's clutches, but the rampaging Honduran midfielder may represent the one that got away for the Frenchman. Taken on trial by Arsenal, Palacios did not earn a contract but impressed Wenger sufficiently for the latter to recommend him to Steve Bruce.
Signed for £14million (Dh85m) by Tottenham in January, he has brought a power to the Spurs midfield that his Arsenal counterparts, for all their technical gifts, cannot rival. Redknapp will require his forceful presence, not least because his normal providers of pace and guile are absent. Without the injured Aaron Lennon and Luka Modric on either flank, there is the prospect of a return to Arsenal for David Bentley.
Upon his emergence, it was noted he shared the same initials and some similar attributes to Dennis Bergkamp. Bentley's sole goal in the Premier League for Spurs came in Redknapp's second game at the helm, a superlative 45-yard volley in a 4-4 draw at the Emirates Stadium last season. It merited comparison with Arsenal's Dutch master; the rest of Bentley's Tottenham career has been more notable for its likeness to those of previous expensive underachievers.
Today presents an opportunity for him, but it is scarcely ideal timing for Tottenham. Jermain Defoe completes his three-match suspension for his dismissal at Portsmouth, leaving them looking less potent in the final third. It was not the best time for Robbie Keane to pick to proclaim that Spurs possess more strength in depth than the Gunners.
But investment has brought them pedigree. Peter Crouch, one of the summer signings, said: "I watched the game at the Emirates last season; it was unbelievable. I'm not sure it's good for the managers or anyone else concerned when you see a 4-4 game, but we'll take any sort of a win."
Indeed, this tends to be a dramatic derby, with 38 goals in the last 10 meetings, but it has been a distinctly one-sided rivalry. Tottenham have not won any of the last 19 league meetings, dating back to November 1999. Then it was a former Arsenal manager, Graham, who oversaw their triumph. Now Redknapp, Palacios and Bentley, whose allegiances once lay with Gunners, form a disparate and unlikely trio trying to make Arsenal, for once, envious of Tottenham.
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La Mer lowdown
La Mer beach is open from 10am until midnight, daily, and is located in Jumeirah 1, well after Kite Beach. Some restaurants, like Cupagahwa, are open from 8am for breakfast; most others start at noon. At the time of writing, we noticed that signs for Vicolo, an Italian eatery, and Kaftan, a Turkish restaurant, indicated that these two restaurants will be open soon, most likely this month. Parking is available, as well as a Dh100 all-day valet option or a Dh50 valet service if you’re just stopping by for a few hours.
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Milestones on the road to union
1970
October 26: Bahrain withdraws from a proposal to create a federation of nine with the seven Trucial States and Qatar.
December: Ahmed Al Suwaidi visits New York to discuss potential UN membership.
1971
March 1: Alex Douglas Hume, Conservative foreign secretary confirms that Britain will leave the Gulf and “strongly supports” the creation of a Union of Arab Emirates.
July 12: Historic meeting at which Sheikh Zayed and Sheikh Rashid make a binding agreement to create what will become the UAE.
July 18: It is announced that the UAE will be formed from six emirates, with a proposed constitution signed. RAK is not yet part of the agreement.
August 6: The fifth anniversary of Sheikh Zayed becoming Ruler of Abu Dhabi, with official celebrations deferred until later in the year.
August 15: Bahrain becomes independent.
September 3: Qatar becomes independent.
November 23-25: Meeting with Sheikh Zayed and Sheikh Rashid and senior British officials to fix December 2 as date of creation of the UAE.
November 29: At 5.30pm Iranian forces seize the Greater and Lesser Tunbs by force.
November 30: Despite a power sharing agreement, Tehran takes full control of Abu Musa.
November 31: UK officials visit all six participating Emirates to formally end the Trucial States treaties
December 2: 11am, Dubai. New Supreme Council formally elects Sheikh Zayed as President. Treaty of Friendship signed with the UK. 11.30am. Flag raising ceremony at Union House and Al Manhal Palace in Abu Dhabi witnessed by Sheikh Khalifa, then Crown Prince of Abu Dhabi.
December 6: Arab League formally admits the UAE. The first British Ambassador presents his credentials to Sheikh Zayed.
December 9: UAE joins the United Nations.
UAE WARRIORS RESULTS
Featherweight
Azouz Anwar (EGY) beat Marcelo Pontes (BRA)
TKO round 2
Catchweight 90kg
Moustafa Rashid Nada (KSA) beat Imad Al Howayeck (LEB)
Split points decision
Welterweight
Gimbat Ismailov (RUS) beat Mohammed Al Khatib (JOR)
TKO round 1
Flyweight (women)
Lucie Bertaud (FRA) beat Kelig Pinson (BEL)
Unanimous points decision
Lightweight
Alexandru Chitoran (ROU) beat Regelo Enumerables Jr (PHI)
TKO round 1
Catchweight 100kg
Marc Vleiger (NED) beat Mohamed Ali (EGY)
Rear neck choke round 1
Featherweight
James Bishop (NZ) beat Mark Valerio (PHI)
TKO round 2
Welterweight
Abdelghani Saber (EGY) beat Gerson Carvalho (BRA)
TKO round 1
Middleweight
Bakhtiyar Abbasov (AZE) beat Igor Litoshik (BLR)
Unanimous points decision
Bantamweight
Fabio Mello (BRA) beat Mark Alcoba (PHI)
Unanimous points decision
Welterweight
Ahmed Labban (LEB) v Magomedsultan Magomedsultanov (RUS)
TKO round 1
Bantamweight
Trent Girdham (AUS) beat Jayson Margallo (PHI)
TKO round 3
Lightweight
Usman Nurmagomedov (RUS) beat Roman Golovinov (UKR)
TKO round 1
Middleweight
Tarek Suleiman (SYR) beat Steve Kennedy (AUS)
Submission round 2
Lightweight
Dan Moret (USA) v Anton Kuivanen (FIN)
TKO round 2
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Engine: Four-cylinder 2.5-litre
Transmission: Seven-speed auto
Power: 165hp
Torque: 241Nm
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If you go
Where to stay: Courtyard by Marriott Titusville Kennedy Space Centre has unparalleled views of the Indian River. Alligators can be spotted from hotel room balconies, as can several rocket launch sites. The hotel also boasts cool space-themed decor.
When to go: Florida is best experienced during the winter months, from November to May, before the humidity kicks in.
How to get there: Emirates currently flies from Dubai to Orlando five times a week.
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