In 1974, an ageing centre-forward stepped on to the first rung of the managerial leader. He inherited an East Stirlingshire side with precisely eight players. It is too few, as even the most casual football fan needs no reminding, to constitute a team.
More than 36 years, over 2,000 games and the small matter of 46 trophies later, Sir Alex Ferguson turns 69 this week. He does so able to field a full 11 of his former players, albeit without a goalkeeper, who are employed as managers themselves, even without taking into account Eric Cantona's occasional and undemanding responsibilities with France's Beach Soccer team.
And he does so by welcoming one of the most distinguished of them back to Old Trafford. Steve Bruce, the former United defender and how Sunderland manager, shares a birthday with his mentor, just as they shared in success for much of the decade they spent together at United.
"The big Geordie was a banker, one of the dourest and most dependable defenders ever to play for me," Ferguson said in his autobiography, Managing My Life.
"His resolution was mingled with warmth and modesty, so that he commanded respect and affection in equal measure. He led by example."
It is a reason Bruce is always welcomed back to his former home. Another is a dismal record against Ferguson. Sixteen games have brought four draws and 12 defeats. Approaching 50, the ageing apprentice is yet to conquer the old master.
The one consolation is that Bruce is getting closer. He entered injury time in the lead at Old Trafford last season, before Anton Ferdinand's own goal preserved Ferguson's unbeaten record against his former captain.
In October's stalemate at the Stadium of Light, the United manager admitted his side were fortunate to escape defeat and described it as their toughest away game of the season.
If the gap is closing, the majority may be more preoccupied with worrying to repeat a cheeky request.
In 2005, with Birmingham City heading for a 3-1 defeat, their manager responded to the United fans' chorus of "Brucie, give us a wave." The absent-minded acknowledgement brought boos from the home supporters.
Routine wins, however, are what Ferguson has come to expect. His former charges rarely upset him: 74 games against nine of them in all competitions have brought a mere five defeats.
In 24 Premier League meetings on home turf, Ferguson has only lost twice: once each to Bryan Robson and Mark Hughes.
Even then, there is a mitigating circumstance: the United manager was at his sister-in-law's funeral when Robson's Middlesbrough triumphed at Old Trafford in 1998.
As Bruce argues, it helps to have good players, an advantage Ferguson invariably possesses. The results alone would suggest he still has a psychological hold, too.
They also indicate that the Scot's alchemy is not transferable; an inferiority complex may be a sign of inferior managers.
By taking Sunderland into the top six, Bruce is bucking a trend. Hughes and Alex McLeish are nearer the relegation zone, Roy Keane and Darren Ferguson in danger of the sack in the Championship.
Rewind a few years and the assumption was that Liverpool's boot room contained magical qualities and that all who entered it would be imbued with wisdom. The managerial careers of John Barnes, Ian Rush, Phil Neal, Ronnie Whelan and Mark Lawrenson would indicate otherwise.
Now, with his proteges everywhere, the temptation is to brand Ferguson the godfather or, for those who prefer images of Marlon Brando and Al Pacino as models of Machiavellian ruthlessness, 'the Godfather'. Son Darren's January appointment at Preston increased the suggestion of a family business, especially in a year when five United players were sent to Deepdale on loan.
That is an extreme example but United's emerging talents can be farmed out to his former players: Danny Welbeck, scorer of five goals in six games but ineligible today, is at Sunderland, where Keane both borrowed and bought from his old club during his time on Wearside.
Ferguson, in turn, arranged to sign Antonio Valencia from Wigan when Bruce was there. Their closeness may provide a clue about the possible destination of Jordan Henderson, Sunderland's highly-rated midfielder.
Ferguson has a vested interest almost everywhere, exerting influence behind the scenes at many clubs. He recommended Bruce, along with Hughes, to Wigan owner Dave Whelan in 2007, and can generally be relied upon for advice and encouragement (unless, as Hughes did, they choose to manage Manchester City, when the lines of communication do break down).
When the Welshman left Eastlands, Ferguson was among the first to call. Those 18 months nevertheless gave Hughes an insight into their evolving relationship.
"He likes to make sure we know our place," he explained in August. "And rightly so. He is always competitive and to come up against guys he has worked with and brought through, he has a lot of affection for them and he is always supportive.
"But he always likes to beat them, that's for sure. Invariably he picks his strongest team against me. Maybe that's a sign of respect because he knows I set up my teams to give them a hard time."
Hughes' return of two wins in 13 games against United is not outstanding, but it is far superior to Bruce's. Men who spent years taking tips from Ferguson are still searching for the formula to beat him.
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Teachers' pay - what you need to know
Pay varies significantly depending on the school, its rating and the curriculum. Here's a rough guide as of January 2021:
- top end schools tend to pay Dh16,000-17,000 a month - plus a monthly housing allowance of up to Dh6,000. These tend to be British curriculum schools rated 'outstanding' or 'very good', followed by American schools
- average salary across curriculums and skill levels is about Dh10,000, recruiters say
- it is becoming more common for schools to provide accommodation, sometimes in an apartment block with other teachers, rather than hand teachers a cash housing allowance
- some strong performing schools have cut back on salaries since the pandemic began, sometimes offering Dh16,000 including the housing allowance, which reflects the slump in rental costs, and sheer demand for jobs
- maths and science teachers are most in demand and some schools will pay up to Dh3,000 more than other teachers in recognition of their technical skills
- at the other end of the market, teachers in some Indian schools, where fees are lower and competition among applicants is intense, can be paid as low as Dh3,000 per month
- in Indian schools, it has also become common for teachers to share residential accommodation, living in a block with colleagues
Nepotism is the name of the game
Salman Khan’s father, Salim Khan, is one of Bollywood’s most legendary screenwriters. Through his partnership with co-writer Javed Akhtar, Salim is credited with having paved the path for the Indian film industry’s blockbuster format in the 1970s. Something his son now rules the roost of. More importantly, the Salim-Javed duo also created the persona of the “angry young man” for Bollywood megastar Amitabh Bachchan in the 1970s, reflecting the angst of the average Indian. In choosing to be the ordinary man’s “hero” as opposed to a thespian in new Bollywood, Salman Khan remains tightly linked to his father’s oeuvre. Thanks dad.
Terror attacks in Paris, November 13, 2015
- At 9.16pm, three suicide attackers killed one person outside the Atade de France during a foootball match between France and Germany
- At 9.25pm, three attackers opened fire on restaurants and cafes over 20 minutes, killing 39 people
- Shortly after 9.40pm, three other attackers launched a three-hour raid on the Bataclan, in which 1,500 people had gathered to watch a rock concert. In total, 90 people were killed
- Salah Abdeslam, the only survivor of the terrorists, did not directly participate in the attacks, thought to be due to a technical glitch in his suicide vest
- He fled to Belgium and was involved in attacks on Brussels in March 2016. He is serving a life sentence in France
Wicked: For Good
Director: Jon M Chu
Starring: Ariana Grande, Cynthia Erivo, Jonathan Bailey, Jeff Goldblum, Michelle Yeoh, Ethan Slater
Rating: 4/5
Classification of skills
A worker is categorised as skilled by the MOHRE based on nine levels given in the International Standard Classification of Occupations (ISCO) issued by the International Labour Organisation.
A skilled worker would be someone at a professional level (levels 1 – 5) which includes managers, professionals, technicians and associate professionals, clerical support workers, and service and sales workers.
The worker must also have an attested educational certificate higher than secondary or an equivalent certification, and earn a monthly salary of at least Dh4,000.
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Sholto Byrnes on Myanmar politics
MATCH INFO
Rugby World Cup (all times UAE)
Third-place play-off: New Zealand v Wales, Friday, 1pm
Final: England v South Africa, Saturday, 1pm
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Who's who in Yemen conflict
Houthis: Iran-backed rebels who occupy Sanaa and run unrecognised government
Yemeni government: Exiled government in Aden led by eight-member Presidential Leadership Council
Southern Transitional Council: Faction in Yemeni government that seeks autonomy for the south
Habrish 'rebels': Tribal-backed forces feuding with STC over control of oil in government territory
Retail gloom
Online grocer Ocado revealed retail sales fell 5.7 per cen in its first quarter as customers switched back to pre-pandemic shopping patterns.
It was a tough comparison from a year earlier, when the UK was in lockdown, but on a two-year basis its retail division, a joint venture with Marks&Spencer, rose 31.7 per cent over the quarter.
The group added that a 15 per cent drop in customer basket size offset an 11.6. per cent rise in the number of customer transactions.
'The Lost Daughter'
Director: Maggie Gyllenhaal
Starring: Olivia Colman, Jessie Buckley, Dakota Johnson
Rating: 4/5
Indoor cricket in a nutshell
Indoor Cricket World Cup – Sep 16-20, Insportz, Dubai
16 Indoor cricket matches are 16 overs per side
8 There are eight players per team
9 There have been nine Indoor Cricket World Cups for men. Australia have won every one.
5 Five runs are deducted from the score when a wickets falls
4 Batsmen bat in pairs, facing four overs per partnership
Scoring In indoor cricket, runs are scored by way of both physical and bonus runs. Physical runs are scored by both batsmen completing a run from one crease to the other. Bonus runs are scored when the ball hits a net in different zones, but only when at least one physical run is score.
Zones
A Front net, behind the striker and wicketkeeper: 0 runs
B Side nets, between the striker and halfway down the pitch: 1 run
C Side nets between halfway and the bowlers end: 2 runs
D Back net: 4 runs on the bounce, 6 runs on the full