Listening to some boring engineers drone on for 60 minutes about all-wheel-drive is surely the cure for the sleepless night. Even the most incurable insomniacs can only take so many torque splits and slippage ratios before their eyes start that relentless droop downwards that the eternally restless crave. Throw in seemingly endless discussions on multi-plate friction clutches and a marketing guru who waxes lyrical about 3.7 million Quattro-equipped Audis already sold and you have a presentation that even the apparition of Pamela Anderson wielding a big pointer for the presentatioin can't cure.
A remedy, however, is not very far away. Indeed, one ride through the Quebec woods with Harald Demuth in his 1985 short-wheelbase rally racer is quite enough to keep one awake for a week. Yes, Formula One is faster and Nascar more lucrative, but there's nothing quite like jumping over a blind hill on the wrong side of 140kph through a deeply wooded goat path covered with ice so slippery you can't even walk on to get the old adrenaline gland pumping.
Even for we Canadians such antics are truly outrageous. Yes, we are the land of the mukluk and the igloo but most of us hate the cold as much as the rest of the world, and are just as scared of driving around on slick roads. So when Demuth was tossing the ancient Quattro into some seemingly out-of-control, full-lock slides with really big fir trees looming out my side window, I too was suddenly wishing that I really had paid more attention to the discussion of the superior tractive abilities of the 60/40 torque split.
It is the 30th anniversary of Audi's introduction of the famed Quattro, hence the presence of 1982 German rally champion Demuth and his 450hp Group B racer (as well as Frank Sprongl, Canada's all-time leading rally racer, and his even older long-wheelbase version). Like most such anniversaries, Quattro's 30th is being accompanied by a public relations campaign (in this case "Fascination") and a push of some newer all-wheel-drive technology that promises, as with all such product advances, to do nothing short of solving all of Audi's problems, perfect the automobile and possibly even cook the perfect eggs Benedict. Despite the caffeine-like jolt of my plummet through the woods with Demuth, my natural scepticism tells me this will be another minor advancement akin to all the other high-tech wizardry that engineers luxuriate upon automobiles these days - yes, I can feel the difference the adjustable suspension/revised veh -adjustable steering makes but only if I concentrate all my limited sensitivity into my seat-of-the-pants dynamometer.
Not so with Audi's new sport differential.
First, a little bit of background. Read any recent Audi road test (save the R8 coupe) and the results are pretty much the same; great car, fantastic interior, will never handle as well as a BMW because of the awkward weight distribution. You see, Audi, in its quest for superior interior space, places its engines as far forward as possible in the chassis, often ahead of the front axle. All that weight concentrated in the front of the car inevitably results in understeer, that feeling that the front wheels are slightly less enthusiastic about turning than the driver. Though it's hardly a limitation in a normal saloon driven by normal motorists on normal roads, it can be a severe limitation for Audi's sporting products. Even the best of them - the TT RS, S4, etc. - will push the front end, sometimes dramatically, when seriously hooning down twisty roads.
No more. While most critics thought the only solution would be for Audi to move its engines rearward, Audi's engineers were unwilling to compromise their interior packaging. Instead, they came up with a complex new rear sport differential and centre crown gear system that all but cures the problem. It's a complex system, with multiple clutch packs, twin "sun" gears, two more "crown" gears and a really nifty bi-functional hydraulic actuator that compresses multiple functions into an apparatus not much bigger than a cigarette package. It's an amazing system though I fear that any more complex discussion may need graphs and pie charts to get you through the complexities of torque-vectoring and differential speeds. All that you need to know about this last is that a) it essentially distributes more power to the outside rear wheel whenever the car is cornering and b) it really works well.
Beyond expectations, actually. Drive a conventional Audi round a very slippery 60-metre ice circle, for instance, and even the tiniest application of the throttle sees the front end-skidding towards the trees that suddenly feel too close for comfort. Flip the MMA computer control so that the sport differential is now in dynamic mode and, suddenly, the very same car is transformed; you can actually punch the throttle and have the big A7 hold its line tenaciously. Flip the traction control completely off and suddenly you're Demuth, able to hold the big Audi in long, lurid drifts as if you know what you're doing.
The difference is even more dramatic in the new ultra-sporty RS5. Normally, 450 horsepower and ice as slick as a hockey rink would not be a good mix. Indeed, in its conventional mode, I'm tiptoeing the big sports coupe through the icy race track Audi has set up in northern Quebec like Mariah Carey in full diva mode; don't touch the throttle and absolutely no jerky movements on the steering wheel.
Flip the system again into full dynamic mode and I can do no wrong. I power out of corners in one great-perfectly snow-spewing slide, the new Quattro system's various clutches and sensors determining exactly how much power to send to which wheel to maintain that perfect yaw angle. Even the most diabolical off-camber, uphill hairpin with minimal traction becomes a simple procedure of holding the steering wheel in a constant position and just mashing the throttle. I'm suddenly ready for World Rally Championship competition. Unlike most such technologies, Audi's new sport differential - available on Q7, S4, S5 and RS5 models as well as standard on the A8 - makes a dramatic difference in real-world performance.
So torque vectoring, at least the Audi rendition of it, works. Certainly, on slippery ice. We'll have to wait for another test of how much advantage it offers on dry tarmac, though Audi engineers assure us that the system's advantages are even more dramatic when the road is grippy. Of course, these are the same guys who were putting me to sleep with endless technical videos just the night before. They may have a bit more credibility now, however.
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Total funding: Self funded
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Wicked
Director: Jon M Chu
Stars: Cynthia Erivo, Ariana Grande, Jonathan Bailey
A Cat, A Man, and Two Women
Junichiro Tamizaki
Translated by Paul McCarthy
Daunt Books
The specs
Engine: 2x201bhp AC Permanent-magnetic electric
Transmission: n/a
Power: 402bhp
Torque: 659Nm
Price estimate: Dh200,000
On sale: Q3 2022
Meatless Days
Sara Suleri, with an introduction by Kamila Shamsie
Penguin
The specs: 2019 GMC Yukon Denali
Price, base: Dh306,500
Engine: 6.2-litre V8
Transmission: 10-speed automatic
Power: 420hp @ 5,600rpm
Torque: 621Nm @ 4,100rpm
Fuel economy, combined: 12.9L / 100km
ABU DHABI ORDER OF PLAY
Starting at 10am:
Daria Kasatkina v Qiang Wang
Veronika Kudermetova v Annet Kontaveit (10)
Maria Sakkari (9) v Anastasia Potapova
Anastasia Pavlyuchenkova v Ons Jabeur (15)
Donna Vekic (16) v Bernarda Pera
Ekaterina Alexandrova v Zarina Diyas
RESULTS
Women:
55kg brown-black belt: Amal Amjahid (BEL) bt Amanda Monteiro (BRA) via choke
62kg brown-black belt: Bianca Basilio (BRA) bt Ffion Davies (GBR) via referee’s decision (0-0, 2-2 adv)
70kg brown-black belt: Ana Carolina Vieira (BRA) bt Jessica Swanson (USA), 9-0
90kg brown-black belt: Angelica Galvao (USA) bt Marta Szarecka (POL) 8-2
Men:
62kg black belt: Joao Miyao (BRA) bt Wan Ki-chae (KOR), 7-2
69kg black belt: Paulo Miyao (BRA) bt Gianni Grippo (USA), 2-2 (1-0 adv)
77kg black belt: Espen Mathiesen (NOR) bt Jake Mackenzie (CAN)
85kg black belt: Isaque Braz (BRA) bt Faisal Al Ketbi (UAE), 2-0
94kg black belt: Felipe Pena (BRA) bt Adam Wardzinski (POL), 4-0
110kg black belt final: Erberth Santos (BRA) bt Lucio Rodrigues (GBR) via rear naked choke
The specs
Engine: 2.0-litre 4-cylinder turbo hybrid
Transmission: eight-speed automatic
Power: 390bhp
Torque: 400Nm
Price: Dh340,000 ($92,579
Engine: 80 kWh four-wheel-drive
Transmission: eight-speed automatic
Power: 402bhp
Torque: 760Nm
Price: From Dh280,000
Real Madrid 1
Ronaldo (87')
Athletic Bilbao 1
Williams (14')
The specs: 2018 Mercedes-Benz S 450
Price, base / as tested Dh525,000 / Dh559,000
Engine: 3.0L V6 biturbo
Transmission: Nine-speed automatic
Power: 369hp at 5,500rpm
Torque: 500Nm at 1,800rpm
Fuel economy, combined: 8.0L / 100km
PROFILE OF CURE.FIT
Started: July 2016
Founders: Mukesh Bansal and Ankit Nagori
Based: Bangalore, India
Sector: Health & wellness
Size: 500 employees
Investment: $250 million
Investors: Accel, Oaktree Capital (US); Chiratae Ventures, Epiq Capital, Innoven Capital, Kalaari Capital, Kotak Mahindra Bank, Piramal Group’s Anand Piramal, Pratithi Investment Trust, Ratan Tata (India); and Unilever Ventures (Unilever’s global venture capital arm)
Wednesday's results
Finland 3-0 Armenia
Faroes Islands 1-0 Malta
Sweden 1-1 Spain
Gibraltar 2-3 Georgia
Romania 1-1 Norway
Greece 2-1 Bosnia and Herzegovina
Liechtenstein 0-5 Italy
Switzerland 2-0 Rep of Ireland
Israel 3-1 Latvia
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This article is part of a guide on where to live in the UAE. Our reporters will profile some of the country’s most desirable districts, provide an estimate of rental prices and introduce you to some of the residents who call each area home.
Heather, the Totality
Matthew Weiner,
Canongate
PROFILE OF STARZPLAY
Date started: 2014
Founders: Maaz Sheikh, Danny Bates
Based: Dubai, UAE
Sector: Entertainment/Streaming Video On Demand
Number of employees: 125
Investors/Investment amount: $125 million. Major investors include Starz/Lionsgate, State Street, SEQ and Delta Partners
Electoral College Victory
Trump has so far secured 295 Electoral College votes, according to the Associated Press, exceeding the 270 needed to win. Only Nevada and Arizona remain to be called, and both swing states are leaning Republican. Trump swept all five remaining swing states, North Carolina, Georgia, Pennsylvania, Michigan and Wisconsin, sealing his path to victory and giving him a strong mandate.
Popular Vote Tally
The count is ongoing, but Trump currently leads with nearly 51 per cent of the popular vote to Harris’s 47.6 per cent. Trump has over 72.2 million votes, while Harris trails with approximately 67.4 million.
Kanguva
Director: Siva
Stars: Suriya, Bobby Deol, Disha Patani, Yogi Babu, Redin Kingsley
UEFA CHAMPIONS LEAGUE FIXTURES
All kick-off times 10.45pm UAE ( 4 GMT) unless stated
Tuesday
Sevilla v Maribor
Spartak Moscow v Liverpool
Manchester City v Shakhtar Donetsk
Napoli v Feyenoord
Besiktas v RB Leipzig
Monaco v Porto
Apoel Nicosia v Tottenham Hotspur
Borussia Dortmund v Real Madrid
Wednesday
Basel v Benfica
CSKA Moscow Manchester United
Paris Saint-Germain v Bayern Munich
Anderlecht v Celtic
Qarabag v Roma (8pm)
Atletico Madrid v Chelsea
Juventus v Olympiakos
Sporting Lisbon v Barcelona
Cracks in the Wall
Ben White, Pluto Press
Like a Fading Shadow
Antonio Muñoz Molina
Translated from the Spanish by Camilo A. Ramirez
Tuskar Rock Press (pp. 310)
Nayanthara: Beyond The Fairy Tale
Starring: Nayanthara, Vignesh Shivan, Radhika Sarathkumar, Nagarjuna Akkineni
Director: Amith Krishnan
Rating: 3.5/5
From Zero
Artist: Linkin Park
Label: Warner Records
Number of tracks: 11
Rating: 4/5
Stage 3 results
1 Adam Yates (GBR) Mitchelton-Scott 4:42:33
2 Tadej Pocagar (SLO) UAE Team Emirates 0:01:03
3 Alexey Lutsenko (KAZ) Astana 0:01:30
4 David Gaudu (FRA) Groupama-FDJ
5 Rafal Majka (POL) Bora-Hansgrohe
6 Diego Ulissi (ITA) UAE Team Emirates 0:01:56
General Classification after Stage 3:
1 Adam Yates (GBR) Mitchelton-Scott 12:30:02
2 Tadej Pocagar (SLO) UAE Team Emirates 0:01:07
3 Alexey Lutsenko (KAZ) Astana 0:01:35
4 David Gaudu (FRA) Groupama-FDJ 0:01:40
5 Rafal Majka (POL) Bora-Hansgrohe
6 Wilco Kelderman (NED) Team Sunweb) 0:02:06
The Baghdad Clock
Shahad Al Rawi, Oneworld
Race card:
6.30pm: Baniyas (PA) Group 2 Dh195,000 1,400m.
7.05pm: Maiden (TB) Dh165,000 1,400m.
7.40pm: Handicap (TB) Dh190,000 1,200m.
8.15pm: Maiden (TB) Dh165,000 1,200m.
8.50pm: Rated Conditions (TB) Dh240,000 1,600m.
9.20pm: Handicap (TB) Dh165,000 1,400m.
10pm: Handicap (TB) Dh175,000 2,000m.
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How to protect yourself when air quality drops
Install an air filter in your home.
Close your windows and turn on the AC.
Shower or bath after being outside.
Wear a face mask.
Stay indoors when conditions are particularly poor.
If driving, turn your engine off when stationary.
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