People walk through Canary Wharf in London's financial district.
People walk through Canary Wharf in London's financial district.
People walk through Canary Wharf in London's financial district.
People walk through Canary Wharf in London's financial district.

Time for a new school of thought


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We've been brainwashed. You, me, all of us. No, I'm not having an Orwellian moment. It's just that for more years than we can remember, we have been listening to business gurus going on about strategies and new business concepts. We've read the success stories of captains of industry, managers of the year (even of the decade), business titans and almost anyone awarded a glorified title by a business newspaper or magazine.

We've also rehearsed business models and management theories, and enrolled in MBA and other post-graduate programmes where we learnt to draw matrices and use fancy programmable calculators. Having done all of this and plenty more, we are collectively suffering what psychologists call a "follower-induced psychosis". Look around the business world today and you can reach only one conclusion: we're all identical clones shovelled out by the bucket loads by the business schools.

We have been mass-produced, standardised, made homogenous, identical. All the same. Arguably, thanks for this in some ways goes to Henry Ford, who introduced mass production for cars. Aldous Huxley, writing in Brave New World, even named the dating system after him, referring to it as "In the Year of Our Ford". Mass production changed the business world. Economies of scale were introduced as a key commercial variable to reach that lodestone of productivity and efficiency. And standardisation made it all the more achievable.

It was thus only a short leap to begin to see that standardisation and mass production were the preferred way to produce future business leaders and financial industry professionals. But the virtues of standardisation have a counter phenomenon: people who think the same way and use the same sources of information also end up making the same mistakes. Moreover, that cookie-cutter approach has stifled our ability to think creatively. Despite the cliched mantra of the 1990s to "think outside the box", did anyone mean it?

And how many actually followed the exhortation to do so? Far better to stay inside the box and keep your head down. Sure, there was some innovation in management, but this was more in the way of tinkering around the edge than anything radically paradigm changing. Not too long ago, a career in business involved, foremost, a period of apprenticeship. You found out about business by working alongside veterans.

In the process, a newcomer would pick up tips about the importance of relationships between the company and its clients and suppliers. He or she would come to appreciate why things are done in the way they are done through real-life examples and in the process see and appreciate the rationale behind practices. People become immersed in the practical world of business. In contrast, today we think we can create young businessmen and women by subjecting them to the theoretical study of commerce in the isolation of the classroom. Then, we unleash them on businesses with their youthful hubris unchecked.

They come without experience but with enthusiasm for tearing down the old and rebuilding commerce into models learnt at school. Indeed, business school often reinforces the notion among new MBAs that they know it all, know better than the veterans who have been working in the industry for a couple of dozen years. In fact, a short course in humility wouldn't be wasted at Harvard, Columbia, Insead and elsewhere.

And if the financial and economic crisis has taught us anything, it is that we desperately need change. Business and commerce will continue to see more business school graduates fill their ranks. Particularly as retrenchment in the financial services industry pushes more people to ride out the storm by enrolling in these institutions. So management education must change. As a first step we need to recognise our clone thinking. Then, we need to reach deep inside and start to formulate a new language of business that is based on principles of economic justice.

Also, we must ask ourselves whether a greater level of diversity in the business world would have acted as a safeguard that might have prevented the global meltdown. Has the globalised business culture, with its emphasis on economies of scale, worsened what might have been a relatively small event of defaults on mortgages into a global crisis of hitherto unimaginable proportions? If we hadn't been cloned so well, the world probably wouldn't have seen the exponential growth it experienced in the past decade.

Yet, it must just as much be admitted that growth of that kind comes at a cost. Still, if today you ask the glum faces around town if they would be content instead with slower and sustainable growth, you know what the answer would be. I do too. And that is the shame of it all. Rehan Khan is a senior executive at a development company in the UAE

Know before you go
  • Jebel Akhdar is a two-hour drive from Muscat airport or a six-hour drive from Dubai. It’s impossible to visit by car unless you have a 4x4. Phone ahead to the hotel to arrange a transfer.
  • If you’re driving, make sure your insurance covers Oman.
  • By air: Budget airlines Air Arabia, Flydubai and SalamAir offer direct routes to Muscat from the UAE.
  • Tourists from the Emirates (UAE nationals not included) must apply for an Omani visa online before arrival at evisa.rop.gov.om. The process typically takes several days.
  • Flash floods are probable due to the terrain and a lack of drainage. Always check the weather before venturing into any canyons or other remote areas and identify a plan of escape that includes high ground, shelter and parking where your car won’t be overtaken by sudden downpours.

 

Ms Yang's top tips for parents new to the UAE
  1. Join parent networks
  2. Look beyond school fees
  3. Keep an open mind
Timeline

2012-2015

The company offers payments/bribes to win key contracts in the Middle East

May 2017

The UK SFO officially opens investigation into Petrofac’s use of agents, corruption, and potential bribery to secure contracts

September 2021

Petrofac pleads guilty to seven counts of failing to prevent bribery under the UK Bribery Act

October 2021

Court fines Petrofac £77 million for bribery. Former executive receives a two-year suspended sentence 

December 2024

Petrofac enters into comprehensive restructuring to strengthen the financial position of the group

May 2025

The High Court of England and Wales approves the company’s restructuring plan

July 2025

The Court of Appeal issues a judgment challenging parts of the restructuring plan

August 2025

Petrofac issues a business update to execute the restructuring and confirms it will appeal the Court of Appeal decision

October 2025

Petrofac loses a major TenneT offshore wind contract worth €13 billion. Holding company files for administration in the UK. Petrofac delisted from the London Stock Exchange

November 2025

180 Petrofac employees laid off in the UAE

RACE CARD

5pm: Sheikh Mansour bin Zayed Al Nahyan Racing Festival Purebred Arabian Cup Conditions (PA); Dh 200,000 (Turf) 1,600m
5.30pm: Sheikha Fatima bint Mubarak Cup Conditions (PA); Dh 200,000 (T) 1,600m
6pm: Sheikh Sultan bin Zayed Al Nahyan National Day Cup Listed (TB); Dh 380,000 (T) 1,600m
6.30pm: Sheikh Sultan bin Zayed Al Nahyan National Day Group 3 (PA); Dh 500,000 (T) 1,600m
7pm: Sheikh Sultan bin Zayed Al Nahyan National Day Jewel Crown Group 1 (PA); Dh 5,000,000 (T) 2,200m
7.30pm: Sheikh Mansour bin Zayed Al Nahyan Racing Festival Handicap (PA); Dh 150,000 (T) 1,400m
8pm: Wathba Stallions Cup Handicap (PA) Dh 100,000 (T); 1,400m

Groom and Two Brides

Director: Elie Semaan

Starring: Abdullah Boushehri, Laila Abdallah, Lulwa Almulla

Rating: 3/5

Expo details

Expo 2020 Dubai will be the first World Expo to be held in the Middle East, Africa and South Asia

The world fair will run for six months from October 20, 2020 to April 10, 2021.

It is expected to attract 25 million visits

Some 70 per cent visitors are projected to come from outside the UAE, the largest proportion of international visitors in the 167-year history of World Expos.

More than 30,000 volunteers are required for Expo 2020

The site covers a total of 4.38 sqkm, including a 2 sqkm gated area

It is located adjacent to Al Maktoum International Airport in Dubai South

Baby Driver

Director: Edgar Wright

Starring: Ansel Elgort, Kevin Spacey, Jamie Foxx, Lily James

Three and a half stars

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If you go

The flights
Emirates and Etihad fly direct to Nairobi, with fares starting from Dh1,695. The resort can be reached from Nairobi via a 35-minute flight from Wilson Airport or Jomo Kenyatta International Airport, or by road, which takes at least three hours.

The rooms
Rooms at Fairmont Mount Kenya range from Dh1,870 per night for a deluxe room to Dh11,000 per night for the William Holden Cottage.

What is 'Soft Power'?

Soft power was first mentioned in 1990 by former US Defence Secretary Joseph Nye. 
He believed that there were alternative ways of cultivating support from other countries, instead of achieving goals using military strength. 
Soft power is, at its root, the ability to convince other states to do what you want without force. 
This is traditionally achieved by proving that you share morals and values.

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The rules on fostering in the UAE

A foster couple or family must:

  • be Muslim, Emirati and be residing in the UAE
  • not be younger than 25 years old
  • not have been convicted of offences or crimes involving moral turpitude
  • be free of infectious diseases or psychological and mental disorders
  • have the ability to support its members and the foster child financially
  • undertake to treat and raise the child in a proper manner and take care of his or her health and well-being
  • A single, divorced or widowed Muslim Emirati female, residing in the UAE may apply to foster a child if she is at least 30 years old and able to support the child financially