The other day the cousin of a friend thought he was having a heart attack. He was driven to the emergency department of the American University Hospital in Beirut, only to find the entrance blocked by a big black SUV. The hospital security guard shrugged. It was a minister’s car. He was, my friend said, unable to grasp the notion, that public servants were not only above the law but should set a higher standard of conduct.
I heard this after having spent a few days in England, where the leader of the Labour opposition, Ed Miliband, was ridiculed for the way he ate a sandwich. I wondered what plague and pestilence would be visited upon a British cabinet minister who deliberately blocked a hospital emergency.
And yet we Lebanese just suck it up. We tolerate the fact that not only has the economy been mismanaged to the point of abandonment for nigh on three years, but that we grin and bear the extra burden placed on productivity and morale by the fatuous antics and terrible policies of our political class.
The public sector, a hotbed of sinecure and waste at the best of times, is demanding a pay rise with regular strikes and demonstrations that burden our daily lives. Parliament knows the money just isn’t there (and that it would set a dangerous precedent for the private sector), but when so much political loyalty is based on patronage, especially within the ranks of Hizbollah and the Amal Movement, the result is deadlock. Enter the IMF, which declared that the issue “has diverted attention away from the need for broader fiscal consolidation”. You think?
Elsewhere, there are rumblings from the tens of thousands of protected tenants who for decades have been paying “old rent”– rates set before the civil war when 5 Lebanese pounds, rather than today’s 1,500 pounds (Dh3.6), bought US$1. Understandably, landlords want them out, but even with relatively generous compensation they would be unable to find similar housing.
On so many levels, the chickens are coming come home to roost. OK, the Central Bank still has $33.6 billion worth of gross foreign currency reserves and is sitting on 286.8 tonnes of gold, but let us not forget that Lebanon had the second and third-fastest growing Arab economies in 2009 and 2010. By 2012, it had the slowest and we haven’t looked back. In that time, GDP has plummeted from 9 per cent in 2009-10 to 1 per cent today. Not only have we been unable to sufficiently insulate ourselves from the Syrian civil war, our political class deliberately took sides and to hell with the consequences.
As the economy ran out of steam, the public was served up a spectacular and well-timed, red herring: Lebanon was on track to generate billions of dollars from our plentiful natural oil and gas reserves. We would, we were told, be the Norway of the Middle East.
The former energy minister, Gebran Bassil, of the whiter than white Free Patriotic Movement, even had the audacity to publish an illustrated brochure in which a father, with an uncanny likeness to himself, shows his son a future in a Lebanon all green and clean and modern, no doubt as a result of how the FPM skilfully, benevolently and transparently husbanded our natural assets.
Of course it was all smoke and mirrors. There are still no guarantees we have any exploitable reserves as no exploration licenses have been issued; there is still an irritating boundary dispute with Israel and the story seems to have fallen off the front pages as oil companies remain in a holding pattern to see if it is worth doing business in a system that will never fast-track anything unless all political parties can wet their beaks.
So we’re back to 1 per cent GDP and facing an economic and social crisis with a political class that has become even more of a hindrance.
It’s enough to give you a heart attack.
Michael Karam is a freelance writer based in Beirut
'Panga'
Directed by Ashwiny Iyer Tiwari
Starring Kangana Ranaut, Richa Chadha, Jassie Gill, Yagya Bhasin, Neena Gupta
Rating: 3.5/5
COMPANY PROFILE
Name: HyperSpace
Started: 2020
Founders: Alexander Heller, Rama Allen and Desi Gonzalez
Based: Dubai, UAE
Sector: Entertainment
Number of staff: 210
Investment raised: $75 million from investors including Galaxy Interactive, Riyadh Season, Sega Ventures and Apis Venture Partners
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If you go
Where to stay: Courtyard by Marriott Titusville Kennedy Space Centre has unparalleled views of the Indian River. Alligators can be spotted from hotel room balconies, as can several rocket launch sites. The hotel also boasts cool space-themed decor.
When to go: Florida is best experienced during the winter months, from November to May, before the humidity kicks in.
How to get there: Emirates currently flies from Dubai to Orlando five times a week.
How to avoid crypto fraud
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The details
Colette
Director: Wash Westmoreland
Starring: Keira Knightley, Dominic West
Our take: 3/5
Emergency
Director: Kangana Ranaut
Stars: Kangana Ranaut, Anupam Kher, Shreyas Talpade, Milind Soman, Mahima Chaudhry
Rating: 2/5
Dubai Rugby Sevens
November 30-December 2, at The Sevens, Dubai
Gulf Under 19
Pool A – Abu Dhabi Harlequins, Jumeirah College Tigers, Dubai English Speaking School 1, Gems World Academy
Pool B – British School Al Khubairat, Bahrain Colts, Jumeirah College Lions, Dubai English Speaking School 2
Pool C - Dubai College A, Dubai Sharks, Jumeirah English Speaking School, Al Yasmina
Pool D – Dubai Exiles, Dubai Hurricanes, Al Ain Amblers, Deira International School
COMPANY PROFILE
Name: Almnssa
Started: August 2020
Founder: Areej Selmi
Based: Gaza
Sectors: Internet, e-commerce
Investments: Grants/private funding
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Founders: Alhaan Ahmed, Alyina Ahmed and Maximo Tettamanzi
Total funding: Self funded
Dubai Bling season three
Cast: Loujain Adada, Zeina Khoury, Farhana Bodi, Ebraheem Al Samadi, Mona Kattan, and couples Safa & Fahad Siddiqui and DJ Bliss & Danya Mohammed
Rating: 1/5
Game Changer
Director: Shankar
Stars: Ram Charan, Kiara Advani, Anjali, S J Suryah, Jayaram
Rating: 2/5
Formula Middle East Calendar (Formula Regional and Formula 4)
Round 1: January 17-19, Yas Marina Circuit – Abu Dhabi
Round 2: January 22-23, Yas Marina Circuit – Abu Dhabi
Round 3: February 7-9, Dubai Autodrome – Dubai
Round 4: February 14-16, Yas Marina Circuit – Abu Dhabi
Round 5: February 25-27, Jeddah Corniche Circuit – Saudi Arabia
The biog
Name: Abeer Al Shahi
Emirate: Sharjah – Khor Fakkan
Education: Master’s degree in special education, preparing for a PhD in philosophy.
Favourite activities: Bungee jumping
Favourite quote: “My people and I will not settle for anything less than first place” – Sheikh Mohammed bin Rashid.
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The specs
Engine: 77.4kW all-wheel-drive dual motor
Power: 320bhp
Torque: 605Nm
Transmission: Single-speed automatic
Price: From Dh219,000
On sale: Now
The biog
Born: near Sialkot, Pakistan, 1981
Profession: Driver
Family: wife, son (11), daughter (8)
Favourite drink: chai karak
Favourite place in Dubai: The neighbourhood of Khawaneej. “When I see the old houses over there, near the date palms, I can be reminded of my old times. If I don’t go down I cannot recall my old times.”
The specs
Engine: 3.0-litre six-cylinder turbo
Power: 398hp from 5,250rpm
Torque: 580Nm at 1,900-4,800rpm
Transmission: Eight-speed auto
Fuel economy, combined: 6.5L/100km
On sale: December
Price: From Dh330,000 (estimate)