From the desk of Frank Kane: Old Firm and old men with new ideas


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The National's business editor has told me not to write any more about my English Premier League football team, Tottenham Hotspur (he's an Arsenal fan). So instead I've decided to write about my Scottish football team, Celtic.

Imagine my shock on hearing the news that our bitter Glasgow rivals, Rangers, had filed papers to put themselves into administration, which is accountant-speak for broke, bust, potless.

Apparently there's been a wee problem with the taxman. Well, not that wee really, about £49 million (Dh283m) worth of problem. And, as things stand, Rangers don't have the cash to pay what the taxman is asking.

It's not just the ignominy of administration and the possibility of winding-up orders, disposal of assets, and the slow disappearance of Rangers into a quagmire of scandal. The club would also have 10 points automatically deducted from its current Scottish Premier League total, which would more or less make Celtic champions this season and probably for many seasons to come.

But my initial reaction - best described as having a man in a green-and-white hooped shirt jumping up and down in my head - was tempered as I realised the inevitable long-term consequences: no more exhilarating Old Firm games, no more barbed banter with Rangers fans, and, quite possibly, no more Scottish football.

The game there relies so heavily on the Old Firm that its financial future would be under threat without them.

I don't think it will come to that. Rangers have 10 days to do some kind of deal with their bankers and the taxman, or find a sugar daddy to pay the bill.

There have been suggestions before that the Gulf may be interested in the Glasgow club, with the Scottish press reporting Qatari interest. Russian investors have also been mentioned.

I hope somebody bails out The Bears. Without good and evil, yin and yang, light and dark, there's no point really, is there?

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I see the media magnate Rupert Murdoch recently announced details of his planned launch of Sky News Arabia, headquartered in the UAE, proving that there is life in the old feller yet.

The same cannot be said of his UK newspaper operations. As each day goes by, the revelations following on from the hacking scandal become more serious. What began almost as a mischievous journalistic prank became much darker when a murdered teenager's voice mail was found to have been hacked last year. Now it looks as though the steady drip of resignations, sackings and arrests has become a haemorrhage.

Last weekend, five journalists from The Sun newspaper had the early morning knock from the constabulary, who were this time investigating allegations of police bribery at the newspaper that was once the sister title to the late, lamented News of the World. More than 20 journalists or executives are now helping with inquiries.

No wonder that some employees of News International, the company that owns Mr Murdoch's UK newspaper interests, are seeking a bit of time away from it all in the sun.

I met up with one recently in Dubai. The poor chap had been in the emirate for less than 24 hours, staying at one of the big beach hotels, and you could tell: his shorts (bit risky for Dubai at this time of year) revealed legs the colour of an English winter morning - grey with steaks of frosty white.

He works for The Times, which until recently was virtually untouched by the scandal. Then James Harding, the editor, had to confess to just a little bit of hacking that had previously slipped his mind.

My pal, just beginning to shiver in the early-evening Gulf chill, told me that the common gossip in Wapping was that Mr Murdoch had had enough of the print business in Britain, was going to close down The Sun and bundle up Times Newspapers (which owns the daily and Sunday titles) for sale.

Talks had already begun with Lord Rothermere's Associated Newspapers, he said, before rushing off for a jumper and a pair of trousers. To me it had the ring of truth, and of desperation.

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The National photo project

Chris Whiteoak, a photographer at The National, spent months taking some of Jacqui Allan's props around the UAE, positioning them perfectly in front of some of the country's most recognisable landmarks. He placed a pirate on Kite Beach, in front of the Burj Al Arab, the Cheshire Cat from Alice in Wonderland at the Burj Khalifa, and brought one of Allan's snails (Freddie, which represents her grandfather) to the Dubai Frame. In Abu Dhabi, a dinosaur went to Al Ain's Jebel Hafeet. And a flamingo was taken all the way to the Hatta Mountains. This special project suitably brings to life the quirky nature of Allan's prop shop (and Allan herself!).

Gender pay parity on track in the UAE

The UAE has a good record on gender pay parity, according to Mercer's Total Remuneration Study.

"In some of the lower levels of jobs women tend to be paid more than men, primarily because men are employed in blue collar jobs and women tend to be employed in white collar jobs which pay better," said Ted Raffoul, career products leader, Mena at Mercer. "I am yet to see a company in the UAE – particularly when you are looking at a blue chip multinationals or some of the bigger local companies – that actively discriminates when it comes to gender on pay."

Mr Raffoul said most gender issues are actually due to the cultural class, as the population is dominated by Asian and Arab cultures where men are generally expected to work and earn whereas women are meant to start a family.

"For that reason, we see a different gender gap. There are less women in senior roles because women tend to focus less on this but that’s not due to any companies having a policy penalising women for any reasons – it’s a cultural thing," he said.

As a result, Mr Raffoul said many companies in the UAE are coming up with benefit package programmes to help working mothers and the career development of women in general. 

Cases of coronavirus in the GCC as of March 15

Saudi Arabia – 103 infected, 0 dead, 1 recovered

UAE – 86 infected, 0 dead, 23 recovered

Bahrain – 210 infected, 0 dead, 44 recovered

Kuwait – 104 infected, 0 dead, 5 recovered

Qatar – 337 infected, 0 dead, 4 recovered

Oman – 19 infected, 0 dead, 9 recovered

Day 3 stumps

New Zealand 153 & 249
Pakistan 227 & 37-0 (target 176)

Pakistan require another 139 runs with 10 wickets remaining

The five pillars of Islam

1. Fasting 

2. Prayer 

3. Hajj 

4. Shahada 

5. Zakat 

Country-size land deals

US interest in purchasing territory is not as outlandish as it sounds. Here's a look at some big land transactions between nations:

Louisiana Purchase

If Donald Trump is one who aims to broker "a deal of the century", then this was the "deal of the 19th Century". In 1803, the US nearly doubled in size when it bought 2,140,000 square kilometres from France for $15 million.

Florida Purchase Treaty

The US courted Spain for Florida for years. Spain eventually realised its burden in holding on to the territory and in 1819 effectively ceded it to America in a wider border treaty. 

Alaska purchase

America's spending spree continued in 1867 when it acquired 1,518,800 km2 of  Alaskan land from Russia for $7.2m. Critics panned the government for buying "useless land".

The Philippines

At the end of the Spanish-American War, a provision in the 1898 Treaty of Paris saw Spain surrender the Philippines for a payment of $20 million. 

US Virgin Islands

It's not like a US president has never reached a deal with Denmark before. In 1917 the US purchased the Danish West Indies for $25m and renamed them the US Virgin Islands.

Gwadar

The most recent sovereign land purchase was in 1958 when Pakistan bought the southwestern port of Gwadar from Oman for 5.5bn Pakistan rupees. 

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The more serious side of specialty coffee

While the taste of beans and freshness of roast is paramount to the specialty coffee scene, so is sustainability and workers’ rights.

The bulk of genuine specialty coffee companies aim to improve on these elements in every stage of production via direct relationships with farmers. For instance, Mokha 1450 on Al Wasl Road strives to work predominantly with women-owned and -operated coffee organisations, including female farmers in the Sabree mountains of Yemen.

Because, as the boutique’s owner, Garfield Kerr, points out: “women represent over 90 per cent of the coffee value chain, but are woefully underrepresented in less than 10 per cent of ownership and management throughout the global coffee industry.”

One of the UAE’s largest suppliers of green (meaning not-yet-roasted) beans, Raw Coffee, is a founding member of the Partnership of Gender Equity, which aims to empower female coffee farmers and harvesters.

Also, globally, many companies have found the perfect way to recycle old coffee grounds: they create the perfect fertile soil in which to grow mushrooms. 

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UK’s AI plan
  • AI ambassadors such as MIT economist Simon Johnson, Monzo cofounder Tom Blomfield and Google DeepMind’s Raia Hadsell
  • £10bn AI growth zone in South Wales to create 5,000 jobs
  • £100m of government support for startups building AI hardware products
  • £250m to train new AI models

Managing the separation process

  • Choose your nursery carefully in the first place
  • Relax – and hopefully your child will follow suit
  • Inform the staff in advance of your child’s likes and dislikes.
  • If you need some extra time to talk to the teachers, make an appointment a few days in advance, rather than attempting to chat on your child’s first day
  • The longer you stay, the more upset your child will become. As difficult as it is, walk away. Say a proper goodbye and reassure your child that you will be back
  • Be patient. Your child might love it one day and hate it the next
  • Stick at it. Don’t give up after the first day or week. It takes time for children to settle into a new routine.And, finally, don’t feel guilty.  
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Rating: 3/5