If you're a fidgety soul with crawly skin who likes to jump when things go bump in the rainforest night, odds are you'll get your full quota of tingles from The River, the latest TV outing from Steven Spielberg that some critics have dubbed "Paranormal Activity outdoors".
But if you think spirits are something you try to raise when you're feeling down, then this action-horror hybrid is unlikely to sweep your imagination away in its spooky undertows despite its visual smash-cuts, sudden loud noises and found-footage approach (think The Blair Witch Project) to thrills.
Joining Spielberg here as executive producers are the series creator Oren Peli (the director of the low-budget blockbuster Paranormal Activity) as well as Zack Estrin and Michael Green, to name a few.
"We want you to be not just scared, but worried for the people," says Estrin. "There are a lot of actors out there … We like them to feel disposable. The Amazon is a place with real threats."
In last week's premiere, the famed TV explorer Dr Emmet Cole (Bruce Greenwood) headed deep into the uncharted Amazon basin and never returned. Six months after he vanishes, his emergency beacon goes off, and his son Lincoln (Joe Anderson) and wife Tess (Leslie Hope) head up the big creek. To fund their rescue, they permit the cagey producer Clark (Paul Blackthorne) to film the mission, documentary-style. Soon they find themselves stalked by the unexplainable, to put it mildly, and the body count begins.
On the personal level, when it comes to the ghoulish, Greenwood - who portrayed Captain Pike with such gravitas in the Star Trek film franchise reboot - doesn't like to let his mind dwell on "the other side".
"I just don't like being terrified," the Canadian actorsays. "When they find me, we're not sure what's happened to me - but I've seen something that's profound."
This is Lost-style storytelling with a nod to Heart of Darkness, and when things do go supernaturally eerie, there are plenty of frissons and goosebumps to go around.
With The River's lush production values, one vicariously feels the humidity, the claustrophobia of dense foliage and the fears spawned by wilderness nights as black as the darkest hour of the soul.
In this week's episode, the searchers, having escaped death by the skin of their teeth, boldly chug farther up the river in their boat, The Magus. When a spirit mysteriously enters the crew member Jahel - a sumptuously creepy performance by the Mexican actress Paulina Gaitan - the message is clear: go home! Naturally, the dogged Tess pushes deeper into the jungle.
It's a fair question to ask whether Spielberg - with his name hung like a shingle on so many TV series recently, including Terra Nova and Smash - actually contributes creatively and impacts the direction and development of his TV properties.
"[Spielberg's] influence with stories, his influence when he watches the cuts, is amazing," Estrin says. "I mean, he's off doing a movie - or two - and … he finds time to watch these cuts and give us notes."
"He'll weigh in with key points while we're in development of the series," adds Green. During production, Spielberg emails his thoughts to the team. "Sometimes it's a wonderful idea, and sometimes it's not exactly what we want to do but it's always cool to hear it. [His suggestions] are never not worth our time."
The River is broadcast on Tuesdays at 11pm on OSN First HD and OSN First; and on Wednesdays at 1am and at 5am on OSN First +2, at 2am on OSN First HD and at 3am on OSN First
Black Panther
Dir: Ryan Coogler
Starring: Chadwick Boseman, Michael B Jordan, Lupita Nyong'o
Five stars
KEY HIGHLIGHTS
Healthcare spending to double to $2.2 trillion rupees
Launched a 641billion-rupee federal health scheme
Allotted 200 billion rupees for the recapitalisation of state-run banks
Around 1.75 trillion rupees allotted for privatisation and stake sales in state-owned assets
The specs
Price, base / as tested Dh1,100,000 (est)
Engine 5.2-litre V10
Gearbox seven-speed dual clutch
Power 630bhp @ 8,000rpm
Torque 600Nm @ 6,500rpm
Fuel economy, combined 15.7L / 100km (est)
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Newcastle United 1 (Carroll 82')
Leicester City 2 (Maddison 55', Tielemans 72')
Man of the match James Maddison (Leicester)
The lowdown
Badla
Rating: 2.5/5
Produced by: Red Chillies, Azure Entertainment
Director: Sujoy Ghosh
Cast: Amitabh Bachchan, Taapsee Pannu, Amrita Singh, Tony Luke
Citizenship-by-investment programmes
United Kingdom
The UK offers three programmes for residency. The UK Overseas Business Representative Visa lets you open an overseas branch office of your existing company in the country at no extra investment. For the UK Tier 1 Innovator Visa, you are required to invest £50,000 (Dh238,000) into a business. You can also get a UK Tier 1 Investor Visa if you invest £2 million, £5m or £10m (the higher the investment, the sooner you obtain your permanent residency).
All UK residency visas get approved in 90 to 120 days and are valid for 3 years. After 3 years, the applicant can apply for extension of another 2 years. Once they have lived in the UK for a minimum of 6 months every year, they are eligible to apply for permanent residency (called Indefinite Leave to Remain). After one year of ILR, the applicant can apply for UK passport.
The Caribbean
Depending on the country, the investment amount starts from $100,000 (Dh367,250) and can go up to $400,000 in real estate. From the date of purchase, it will take between four to five months to receive a passport.
Portugal
The investment amount ranges from €350,000 to €500,000 (Dh1.5m to Dh2.16m) in real estate. From the date of purchase, it will take a maximum of six months to receive a Golden Visa. Applicants can apply for permanent residency after five years and Portuguese citizenship after six years.
“Among European countries with residency programmes, Portugal has been the most popular because it offers the most cost-effective programme to eventually acquire citizenship of the European Union without ever residing in Portugal,” states Veronica Cotdemiey of Citizenship Invest.
Greece
The real estate investment threshold to acquire residency for Greece is €250,000, making it the cheapest real estate residency visa scheme in Europe. You can apply for residency in four months and citizenship after seven years.
Spain
The real estate investment threshold to acquire residency for Spain is €500,000. You can apply for permanent residency after five years and citizenship after 10 years. It is not necessary to live in Spain to retain and renew the residency visa permit.
Cyprus
Cyprus offers the quickest route to citizenship of a European country in only six months. An investment of €2m in real estate is required, making it the highest priced programme in Europe.
Malta
The Malta citizenship by investment programme is lengthy and investors are required to contribute sums as donations to the Maltese government. The applicant must either contribute at least €650,000 to the National Development & Social Fund. Spouses and children are required to contribute €25,000; unmarried children between 18 and 25 and dependent parents must contribute €50,000 each.
The second step is to make an investment in property of at least €350,000 or enter a property rental contract for at least €16,000 per annum for five years. The third step is to invest at least €150,000 in bonds or shares approved by the Maltese government to be kept for at least five years.
Candidates must commit to a minimum physical presence in Malta before citizenship is granted. While you get residency in two months, you can apply for citizenship after a year.
Egypt
A one-year residency permit can be bought if you purchase property in Egypt worth $100,000. A three-year residency is available for those who invest $200,000 in property, and five years for those who purchase property worth $400,000.
Source: Citizenship Invest and Aqua Properties
How to protect yourself when air quality drops
Install an air filter in your home.
Close your windows and turn on the AC.
Shower or bath after being outside.
Wear a face mask.
Stay indoors when conditions are particularly poor.
If driving, turn your engine off when stationary.
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UAE squad
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Timeline
1947
Ferrari’s road-car company is formed and its first badged car, the 125 S, rolls off the assembly line
1962
250 GTO is unveiled
1969
Fiat becomes a Ferrari shareholder, acquiring 50 per cent of the company
1972
The Fiorano circuit, Ferrari’s racetrack for development and testing, opens
1976
First automatic Ferrari, the 400 Automatic, is made
1987
F40 launched
1988
Enzo Ferrari dies; Fiat expands its stake in the company to 90 per cent
2002
The Enzo model is announced
2010
Ferrari World opens in Abu Dhabi
2011
First four-wheel drive Ferrari, the FF, is unveiled
2013
LaFerrari, the first Ferrari hybrid, arrives
2014
Fiat Chrysler announces the split of Ferrari from the parent company
2015
Ferrari launches on Wall Street
2017
812 Superfast unveiled; Ferrari celebrates its 70th anniversary
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The specs
Engine: 1.5-litre 4-cyl turbo
Power: 194hp at 5,600rpm
Torque: 275Nm from 2,000-4,000rpm
Transmission: 6-speed auto
Price: from Dh155,000
On sale: now
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Porsche Taycan Turbo specs
Engine: Two permanent-magnet synchronous AC motors
Transmission: two-speed
Power: 671hp
Torque: 1050Nm
Range: 450km
Price: Dh601,800
On sale: now
The biog
Born: near Sialkot, Pakistan, 1981
Profession: Driver
Family: wife, son (11), daughter (8)
Favourite drink: chai karak
Favourite place in Dubai: The neighbourhood of Khawaneej. “When I see the old houses over there, near the date palms, I can be reminded of my old times. If I don’t go down I cannot recall my old times.”
MATCH INFO
Europa League final
Who: Marseille v Atletico Madrid
Where: Parc OL, Lyon, France
When: Wednesday, 10.45pm kick off (UAE)
TV: BeIN Sports