Pow! Bam! Bif! That's the sound of Ang Lee's 2003 movie Hulk being whupped at the hands of Edward Norton and Louis Leterrier.
The critically panned earlier version, starring Eric Bana, was enough of a disaster for Marvel to entirely "reboot" it with a different plot (closer to the original comic books), a different style and a different star, Norton. And it worked, largely because they kept it simple. It's a great, old-fashioned adventure, beautifully shot, well acted, well executed and, most importantly, exciting.
One can try too hard with a superhero movie, and that's where so many of these films fail. Does the audience really want to watch an exposition of the character's psychological complexity over the course of more than two hours, or does it want explosions, impossible feats and a thwarted love interest?
The blueprint, of course, is the revived Batman franchise. After the first series of films fizzled into facile mediocrity, Christopher Nolan's dark directing and Christian Bale's thoughtful, accomplished performance in Batman Begins got the rest of Tinseltown salivating at the thought of that rare, magical combination: glowing reviews and huge box office returns. Ang Lee fell for it and attempted (but failed) to give Hulk depth of character.
The problem is, what we love comic book characters for - especially in celluloid form - is the pace, the action and the internal and external fights between good and evil. Hulk, Iron Man, Batman: all struggle internally with their own dark tendencies but are redeemed when they defeat the bad guys.
It's a simple scenario, and The Incredible Hulk gets it absolutely spot on in this outing. Norton (who, as ever, has been vocal about the fact that he rewrote Zak Penn's screenplay daily during the shoot) turns in a subtle performance, using his slight physique and mild features as an effective foil to his more violent, angry motion-capture performance of the monster. As Major Emile Blonsky, the British actor Tim Roth is a convincingly sinewy presence, transforming himself from an ageing, ruthless, special forces thug into a relentlessly nasty super-soldier and finally into the truly horrible super-villain Abomination. William Hurt's menacing Major Ross and Liv Tyler's sweet-natured Elizabeth Ross are both pleasingly straightforward, too, with no hamfisted attempts to add "motivation". Laudably, a montage tells the backstory during the opening credits, presumably in the belief that everyone knows it anyway, which allows the movie to plunge straight into a spectacular sequence in the favelas of Rio de Janeiro. Luckily, the studio resisted Norton's pressure to show a longer, more thoughtful version of the movie, at over two hours, and went for the short, sharp cut. Artistic integrity is one thing, but this is not art and it's not literature. It's just really, really fun.
In the words of the big green man himself: "Hulk smash!"
From Zero
Artist: Linkin Park
Label: Warner Records
Number of tracks: 11
Rating: 4/5
What drives subscription retailing?
Once the domain of newspaper home deliveries, subscription model retailing has combined with e-commerce to permeate myriad products and services.
The concept has grown tremendously around the world and is forecast to thrive further, according to UnivDatos Market Insights’ report on recent and predicted trends in the sector.
The global subscription e-commerce market was valued at $13.2 billion (Dh48.5bn) in 2018. It is forecast to touch $478.2bn in 2025, and include the entertainment, fitness, food, cosmetics, baby care and fashion sectors.
The report says subscription-based services currently constitute “a small trend within e-commerce”. The US hosts almost 70 per cent of recurring plan firms, including leaders Dollar Shave Club, Hello Fresh and Netflix. Walmart and Sephora are among longer established retailers entering the space.
UnivDatos cites younger and affluent urbanites as prime subscription targets, with women currently the largest share of end-users.
That’s expected to remain unchanged until 2025, when women will represent a $246.6bn market share, owing to increasing numbers of start-ups targeting women.
Personal care and beauty occupy the largest chunk of the worldwide subscription e-commerce market, with changing lifestyles, work schedules, customisation and convenience among the chief future drivers.
The specs
Engine: Long-range single or dual motor with 200kW or 400kW battery
Transmission: Single-speed automatic
Max touring range: 620km / 590km
Price: From Dh250,000 (estimated)
Electoral College Victory
Trump has so far secured 295 Electoral College votes, according to the Associated Press, exceeding the 270 needed to win. Only Nevada and Arizona remain to be called, and both swing states are leaning Republican. Trump swept all five remaining swing states, North Carolina, Georgia, Pennsylvania, Michigan and Wisconsin, sealing his path to victory and giving him a strong mandate.
Popular Vote Tally
The count is ongoing, but Trump currently leads with nearly 51 per cent of the popular vote to Harris’s 47.6 per cent. Trump has over 72.2 million votes, while Harris trails with approximately 67.4 million.
The specs: Rolls-Royce Cullinan
Price, base: Dh1 million (estimate)
Engine: 6.75-litre twin-turbo V12
Transmission: Eight-speed automatic
Power: 563hp @ 5,000rpm
Torque: 850Nm @ 1,600rpm
Fuel economy, combined: 15L / 100km
ZIMBABWE V UAE, ODI SERIES
All matches at the Harare Sports Club:
1st ODI, Wednesday - Zimbabwe won by 7 wickets
2nd ODI, Friday, April 12
3rd ODI, Sunday, April 14
4th ODI, Tuesday, April 16
UAE squad: Mohammed Naveed (captain), Rohan Mustafa, Ashfaq Ahmed, Shaiman Anwar, Mohammed Usman, CP Rizwan, Chirag Suri, Mohammed Boota, Ghulam Shabber, Sultan Ahmed, Imran Haider, Amir Hayat, Zahoor Khan, Qadeer Ahmed
COMPANY PROFILE
Name: HyperSpace
Started: 2020
Founders: Alexander Heller, Rama Allen and Desi Gonzalez
Based: Dubai, UAE
Sector: Entertainment
Number of staff: 210
Investment raised: $75 million from investors including Galaxy Interactive, Riyadh Season, Sega Ventures and Apis Venture Partners
Citadel: Honey Bunny first episode
Directors: Raj & DK
Stars: Varun Dhawan, Samantha Ruth Prabhu, Kashvi Majmundar, Kay Kay Menon
Rating: 4/5