Jason Statham doesn't offer any surprises in his portrayal of Parker, the anti-hero from Donald E Westlake's crime novels. Rex Features
Jason Statham doesn't offer any surprises in his portrayal of Parker, the anti-hero from Donald E Westlake's crime novels. Rex Features

Parker treads familiar ground



Director: Taylor Hackford

Starring: Jason Statham, Jennifer Lopez, Nick Nolte, Michael Chiklis

**

Parker brings the uncompromising anti-hero of Donald E Westlake's crime novels back to the big screen following outings in Point Blank, The Outfit and Payback, played by Lee Marvin, Robert Duvall and Mel Gibson, respectively.

Arguably the least of these efforts, this brutal and bloody revenge thriller is notable mainly for its unlikely pairing of the director Taylor Hackford, whose eclectic credits include An Officer and a Gentleman and Ray, and the ubiquitous British action star Jason Statham.

This is the biggest - and, really, only - surprise in a film that is happy to tread familiar ground, dotting its well-worn route with the odd A-list face.

Parker is a crook with a code. He believes in loyalty, an absolute adherence to orders and the idea that a man's word is his bond. "If I say I'll do something, I will. If you say you'll do something and don't, I'll make sure you'll regret it," he warns someone gravely.

The film starts on a high, with a taut robbery sequence at the Ohio State Fair in which one of Parker's crew disobeys a command, causing unintended deaths. When Parker refuses to join the gang on their next job, a violent altercation ends with him being left for dead by the road. Picked up by a passing family, he survives his injuries and sets out to take revenge on his former partners in crime - a mission complicated by one partner's ties to a big-time crime boss in Chicago.

Along the way, Parker is helped by a down-on-her-luck estate agent called Leslie (Jennifer Lopez) whose life has taken a turn for the worse following a divorce. By turns desperate, resourceful, scared, feisty and sad, Lopez is a likeable presence and her character's varied emotional palette provides a welcome contrast to Parker's stolidity.

There are no surprises in Statham's performance, nor in John J McLaughlin's script, which is short on twists and leaves the likes of Michael Chiklis as a bull-necked thug and Nick Nolte as Leslie's father struggling to flesh-out cliched, thinly drawn characters.

Lacking the doomy, brooding existentialism of, say, the brilliant Point Blank, Parker ultimately feels undercooked, although it far exceeds the earlier film in terms of graphic violence. Statham's fans shouldn't be disappointed. However, since Parker requires nothing new of him, this efficient but unadventurous outing is unlikely to expand his audience.

Washmen Profile

Date Started: May 2015

Founders: Rami Shaar and Jad Halaoui

Based: Dubai, UAE

Sector: Laundry

Employees: 170

Funding: about $8m

Funders: Addventure, B&Y Partners, Clara Ventures, Cedar Mundi Partners, Henkel Ventures

Kill

Director: Nikhil Nagesh Bhat

Starring: Lakshya, Tanya Maniktala, Ashish Vidyarthi, Harsh Chhaya, Raghav Juyal

Rating: 4.5/5

Know your Camel lingo

The bairaq is a competition for the best herd of 50 camels, named for the banner its winner takes home

Namoos - a word of congratulations reserved for falconry competitions, camel races and camel pageants. It best translates as 'the pride of victory' - and for competitors, it is priceless

Asayel camels - sleek, short-haired hound-like racers

Majahim - chocolate-brown camels that can grow to weigh two tonnes. They were only valued for milk until camel pageantry took off in the 1990s

Millions Street - the thoroughfare where camels are led and where white 4x4s throng throughout the festival

RESULTS

5pm Maiden (PA) Dh80,000 (Turf) 1,600m

Winner Thabet Al Reef, Bernardo Pinheiro (jockey), Abdallah Al Hammadi (trainer)

5.30pm Handicap (PA) Dh80,000 (T) 1,600m

Winner Blue Diamond, Pat Cosgrave, Abdallah Al Hammadi

6pm Arabian Triple Crown Round-1 Listed (PA) Dh230,000 (T) 1,600m

Winner Hameem, Adrie de Vries, Abdallah Al Hammadi

6.30pm Wathba Stallions Cup Handicap (PA) Dh70,000 (T) 1,400m

Winner Shoja’A Muscat, Szczepan Mazur, Ibrahim Al Hadhrami

7pm Maiden (PA) Dh80,000 (T) 1,200m

Winner Heros De Lagarde, Szczepan Mazur, Ibrahim Al Hadhrami

7.30pm Handicap (TB) Dh100,000 (T) 2,400m

Winner Good Tidings, Antonio Fresu, Musabah Al Muhairi

The Roundup : No Way Out

Director: Lee Sang-yong
Stars: Don Lee, Lee Jun-hyuk, Munetaka Aoki
Rating: 3/5

MATCH INFO

Uefa Champions League final:

Who: Real Madrid v Liverpool
Where: NSC Olimpiyskiy Stadium, Kiev, Ukraine
When: Saturday, May 26, 10.45pm (UAE)
TV: Match on BeIN Sports

UAE v Gibraltar

What: International friendly

When: 7pm kick off

Where: Rugby Park, Dubai Sports City

Admission: Free

Online: The match will be broadcast live on Dubai Exiles’ Facebook page

UAE squad: Lucas Waddington (Dubai Exiles), Gio Fourie (Exiles), Craig Nutt (Abu Dhabi Harlequins), Phil Brady (Harlequins), Daniel Perry (Dubai Hurricanes), Esekaia Dranibota (Harlequins), Matt Mills (Exiles), Jaen Botes (Exiles), Kristian Stinson (Exiles), Murray Reason (Abu Dhabi Saracens), Dave Knight (Hurricanes), Ross Samson (Jebel Ali Dragons), DuRandt Gerber (Exiles), Saki Naisau (Dragons), Andrew Powell (Hurricanes), Emosi Vacanau (Harlequins), Niko Volavola (Dragons), Matt Richards (Dragons), Luke Stevenson (Harlequins), Josh Ives (Dubai Sports City Eagles), Sean Stevens (Saracens), Thinus Steyn (Exiles)

Director: Nag Ashwin

Starring: Prabhas, Saswata Chatterjee, Deepika Padukone, Amitabh Bachchan, Shobhana

Rating: ★★★★

Sarfira

Director: Sudha Kongara Prasad

Starring: Akshay Kumar, Radhika Madan, Paresh Rawal

Rating: 2/5

Usain Bolt's World Championships record

2007 Osaka

200m Silver

4x100m relay Silver

2009 Berlin

100m Gold

200m Gold

4x100m relay Gold

2011 Daegu

100m Disqualified in final for false start

200m Gold

4x100m relay Gold

2013 Moscow

100m Gold

200m Gold

4x100m relay Gold

2015 Beijing

100m Gold

200m Gold

4x100m relay Gold

ROUTE TO TITLE

Round 1: Beat Leolia Jeanjean 6-1, 6-2
Round 2: Beat Naomi Osaka 7-6, 1-6, 7-5
Round 3: Beat Marie Bouzkova 6-4, 6-2
Round 4: Beat Anastasia Potapova 6-0, 6-0
Quarter-final: Beat Marketa Vondrousova 6-0, 6-2
Semi-final: Beat Coco Gauff 6-2, 6-4
Final: Beat Jasmine Paolini 6-2, 6-2