British, Muslim, female: Fatiha El-Ghorri is funny, but this is no act


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Divorce is not funny. In fact, coming from the mouth of a Muslim British woman who wears a hijab, the only laughter to be elicited on the topic is likely to be a nervous titter.

Many do not consider it a topic people such as Fatiha El-Ghorri speak about.

"I was married, and then I was divorced, and then I was married again and then I got divorced again because I don't learn the first time," the comedienne told The National.

"After my second marriage, I wanted to do something for myself. Not because he didn't let me do that, but when you're in a relationship, you give so much time to the relationship and working that your hobbies get put on the backburner.

"I’d always wanted to try stand-up comedy, so I did.”

British-Moroccan stand-up comedienne, Fatiha El-Ghorri
British-Moroccan stand-up comedienne, Fatiha El-Ghorri

A few years later, London-born El-Ghorri is touring the UK and abroad, having performed in Dubai to an audience of Emiratis and residents with her deadpan delivery.

I like smashing the stereotypes people have of Muslim, hijabi women and I also like to talk about my experiences of a Muslim, hijabi, British woman

It’s important to branch out from the Muslim comedy circuit, she says, if you want to resonate with as many audiences as possible.

“Comedy has to be personal to you," El-Ghorri says. "I like smashing the stereotypes people have of Muslim, hijabi women and I also like to talk about my experiences of a Muslim, hijabi, British woman.”

Stereotypes

She’s British-Moroccan, North African, Arab and a hijab-wearing Muslim woman by her own description, so there are plenty of prejudices to take aim at.

The example she gives is of walking down the street wearing earphones and a hijab.

“You can’t see I’ve got headphones in because I’m wearing the hijab. But if someone speaks to me in the street and I can’t hear them, they start asking whether I speak English. I say: ‘I do, but I’m just ignoring you'.”

'I like smashing the stereotypes,' says Fatiha El Ghorri
'I like smashing the stereotypes,' says Fatiha El Ghorri

The novelty of seeing a group as under-represented as Muslim women certainly hasn’t worn off for British audiences.

Such curiosity, however, has made the gigs tougher than they might have been for a more run-of-the-mill comedienne.

“I’ve learnt that I need to explain myself at the beginning of a set and tell the audience that I was born here and I am Muslim and this ain’t an act,” she says.

“Otherwise you can see them trying to work you out in their heads, and they’re not actually listening to you.

“I’m not going to lie to you, you do get the odd racist or Islamophobe or someone who will be shouting out, you know. The hecklers can be quite offensive.

"But I don’t have a problem with that, I just tear them up. I might have a set planned out but if someone’s being disruptive, I will spend the whole time tearing them to shreds and get a laugh out of it.”

'Nobody looks like you' 

El-Ghorri didn’t set out to be the one starting a dialogue on Muslim women in comedy but the mantle has fallen to her regardless.

There’s much more to be done to make the stand-up trade an inclusive business, she says.

“When you first start performing doing open mic nights, a lot of it is in pubs and obviously Muslims don’t drink, so that’s a part of it," she says.

"A bigger part is representation. How are you going to go into something where there’s nobody that looks like you or sounds like you or believes what you believe or dresses how you dress?”

Fatiha El Ghorri says her comedy is about 'spreading a message, breaking down barriers and opening up conversations'
Fatiha El Ghorri says her comedy is about 'spreading a message, breaking down barriers and opening up conversations'

They aren’t questions she has answers to, but she’s fighting hard to perform in places that wouldn’t usually admit people like her.

That goes a small way towards opening lines of communication for Muslims and non-Muslims, perhaps paving the way for anyone who want to follow in her footsteps.

“I’m a performer. It’s not just about being funny and people seeing my comedy,” she says.

“It’s about spreading a message, breaking down barriers and opening up conversations.”

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Mercer Wealth, which globally has $160 billion in AUM, plans to boost its AUM in the region to $2-$3bn in the next 2-3 years from the present $1bn, said Yasir AbuShaban, a Dubai-based principal with Mercer Wealth.

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Will the pound fall to parity with the dollar?

The idea of pound parity now seems less far-fetched as the risk grows that Britain may split away from the European Union without a deal.

Rupert Harrison, a fund manager at BlackRock, sees the risk of it falling to trade level with the dollar on a no-deal Brexit. The view echoes Morgan Stanley’s recent forecast that the currency can plunge toward $1 (Dh3.67) on such an outcome. That isn’t the majority view yet – a Bloomberg survey this month estimated the pound will slide to $1.10 should the UK exit the bloc without an agreement.

New Prime Minister Boris Johnson has repeatedly said that Britain will leave the EU on the October 31 deadline with or without an agreement, fuelling concern the nation is headed for a disorderly departure and fanning pessimism toward the pound. Sterling has fallen more than 7 per cent in the past three months, the worst performance among major developed-market currencies.

“The pound is at a much lower level now but I still think a no-deal exit would lead to significant volatility and we could be testing parity on a really bad outcome,” said Mr Harrison, who manages more than $10 billion in assets at BlackRock. “We will see this game of chicken continue through August and that’s likely negative for sterling,” he said about the deadlocked Brexit talks.

The pound fell 0.8 per cent to $1.2033 on Friday, its weakest closing level since the 1980s, after a report on the second quarter showed the UK economy shrank for the first time in six years. The data means it is likely the Bank of England will cut interest rates, according to Mizuho Bank.

The BOE said in November that the currency could fall even below $1 in an analysis on possible worst-case Brexit scenarios. Options-based calculations showed around a 6.4 per cent chance of pound-dollar parity in the next one year, markedly higher than 0.2 per cent in early March when prospects of a no-deal outcome were seemingly off the table.

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