Despite somehow creating a sound so incredibly inoffensive it proves bitterly divisive, Coldplay's commercial stature is beyond dispute – ranking among the 50 best-selling musical artists ever, having sold more than 100 million records. The band's last tour was the fourth highest-grossing in history, banking about Dh1.8 billion.
Yet there remains one powerfully potent symbol of rock star success – and excess – the British quartet are yet to hurdle: the fabled double album. Until now, that is, with Coldplay recently announcing that its first LP in four years will be a two-parter, dropping on November 22.
Entitled Everyday Life – and with smatterings of Arabic on the cover likely to flare regional opinions – the band's eighth release will see Coldplay join the pantheon of great pop and rock acts that, for better or worse, elected to unleash their sonic vision in the cumbersome two-disc format.
Despite the understandable scepticism of casual listeners looking for more killer than filler, releasing a double album is historically established as a sacred rite of passage – an uncompromising statement of intent and import which marks out a serious artist.
By trekking this hubristic path, Coldplay follow in the steps of 2LP sets by The Beatles, the Rolling Stones, The Who, Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin, The Clash, Prince, Sonic Youth, Joni Mitchell, Bruce Springsteen and Bob Dylan. Critics might argue that Coldplay's Marmite-y mundanity doesn't belong in such esteemed company – but more still might wonder if there's any point even bothering to try, in an era when the very idea of a double album feels like a cute cultural curiosity. After all, how relevant or powerful is a two-disc set when the majority of music consumers will never hold a physical copy in the first place?
Is the two-disc album an analogue approach for a digital world?
If the double album has become a misty-eyed anachronism in an interconnected world, then this is surely something that has not escaped the band – or at least its marketing team. The nostalgic, offline methods utilised to drip-feed Everyday Life's arrival reek of the self-conscious throwback.
In mid-October, the band hinted at their return with a series of grandiose monochrome posters, spotted in different cities, including Berlin, Hong Kong and Sydney, featuring the band chilling with German philosopher Friedrich Nietzsche. Next, a spectacularly antiquated (and expensive) step: sending random fans a barmy letter – yes, in the post – offering greetings from "hibernation" and signed "chris, jonny, guy and Will Champion, esq".
Then, on October 22, came the beguiling turn of revealing the track listing – split between two themed halves, Sunrise and Sunset – in a series of classified newspaper ads. This included tiny, home town British papers such as Devon's Express and Echo, where news of Coldplay's album reportedly sits between lodger requests and a car boot sale listing. Coldplay's news ran above ads for bales of hay in North Wales's Daily Post (where guitarist Jonny Buckland once had a holiday job). Higher profile global titles also took the booking, including The Sydney Morning Herald and Le Monde, presumably to make sure the internet caught up with the news.
Two days later, the World Wide Web was finally employed to share the only actual music from the album heard to date: the double single Orphans / Arabesque, presented as the virtual equivalent of a double A-side single.
The truth about double albums and why they don't always work
This twee, offline approach clearly works for a format which was always restricted by physical media constraints. In its heyday, the double album was necessarily defined by the length of the vinyl disc it was circulated on. Entering the longer CD age, the format already became conceptually confused, kept buoyant only through the misty-eyed recollections of baby boomer music editors – and a handful of ego-fuelled artists intent on climbing the twin-disc summit, whatever the cost.
But however seriously Coldplay might take its music, people simply don’t listen to records that way any more. In the digital age, an album can be any length, and even calling a release a double album feels kind of, well, irrelevant.
What’s more, streaming platforms such as Spotify might prove the dagger that finally kills off the idea of the album for good. Today, it appears more common for listeners to cherry pick tracks or turn to curated playlists for an instant musical hit – with a finger poised over the skip button for anything which doesn’t strike the synapses in seconds.
Gen-Zers are growing up with no nostalgic memory of saving up pocket money to buy a big new artist release, or ripping the wrapping like Christmas \Day and poring over the liner notes for creative clues. And even most millennial and Gen X musos I meet admit their streaming habits have changed; with the entire history of music at our fingertips, even the greatest purist will prove untethered by temptation. Why sit through a double album when there’s 50 million other tracks to be discovered, just a click away?
Arguably the last high-profile double disc release was Red Hot Chili Peppers' 2006 release Stadium Arcadium, the two-CD gatefold's last stand, released in the days when record companies still dictated how music was heard. Two years later, Spotify had been launched, while two years earlier YouTube was just a click away.
These platforms have freed artistic visions from the kind of arbitrary restrictions physical media proffered and, crucially, better connected creators and consumers; today a steady stream of single tracks, EPs, mini-albums and mixtapes proliferate the online streaming landscape. Some receive the big-hype drop of yore, many more slip out unannounced, riding on nothing but their critical momentum.
With Everyday Life, Coldplay appear undeniably antiquated, in the thrall of an unhealthily aloof nostalgia, harking back to a day when their listeners were forced to queue up at record stores for their music. And without even a consensus on what runtime constitutes a double album, the grandiose gesture feels more than a little bit self-important. But once you've sold as many records as your heroes, what's left to do but imitate them?
RESULT
Brazil 2 Croatia 0
Brazil: Neymar (69'), Firmino (90' 3)
PSA DUBAI WORLD SERIES FINALS LINE-UP
Men’s:
Mohamed El Shorbagy (EGY)
Ali Farag (EGY)
Simon Rosner (GER)
Tarek Momen (EGY)
Miguel Angel Rodriguez (COL)
Gregory Gaultier (FRA)
Karim Abdel Gawad (EGY)
Nick Matthew (ENG)
Women's:
Nour El Sherbini (EGY)
Raneem El Welily (EGY)
Nour El Tayeb (EGY)
Laura Massaro (ENG)
Joelle King (NZE)
Camille Serme (FRA)
Nouran Gohar (EGY)
Sarah-Jane Perry (ENG)
Ferrari 12Cilindri specs
Engine: naturally aspirated 6.5-liter V12
Power: 819hp
Torque: 678Nm at 7,250rpm
Price: From Dh1,700,000
Available: Now
Abu Dhabi traffic facts
Drivers in Abu Dhabi spend 10 per cent longer in congested conditions than they would on a free-flowing road
The highest volume of traffic on the roads is found between 7am and 8am on a Sunday.
Travelling before 7am on a Sunday could save up to four hours per year on a 30-minute commute.
The day was the least congestion in Abu Dhabi in 2019 was Tuesday, August 13.
The highest levels of traffic were found on Sunday, November 10.
Drivers in Abu Dhabi lost 41 hours spent in traffic jams in rush hour during 2019
MATCH INFO
West Ham United 2 (Antonio 73', Ogbonna 90 5')
Tottenham Hotspur 3 (Son 36', Moura 42', Kane 49')
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Libya's Gold
UN Panel of Experts found regime secretly sold a fifth of the country's gold reserves.
The panel’s 2017 report followed a trail to West Africa where large sums of cash and gold were hidden by Abdullah Al Senussi, Qaddafi’s former intelligence chief, in 2011.
Cases filled with cash that was said to amount to $560m in 100 dollar notes, that was kept by a group of Libyans in Ouagadougou, Burkina Faso.
A second stash was said to have been held in Accra, Ghana, inside boxes at the local offices of an international human rights organisation based in France.
Essentials
The flights
Return flights from Dubai to Windhoek, with a combination of Emirates and Air Namibia, cost from US$790 (Dh2,902) via Johannesburg.
The trip
A 10-day self-drive in Namibia staying at a combination of the safari camps mentioned – Okonjima AfriCat, Little Kulala, Desert Rhino/Damaraland, Ongava – costs from $7,000 (Dh25,711) per person, including car hire (Toyota 4x4 or similar), but excluding international flights, with The Luxury Safari Company.
When to go
The cooler winter months, from June to September, are best, especially for game viewing.
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The specs: 2018 Dodge Durango SRT
Price, base / as tested: Dh259,000
Engine: 6.4-litre V8
Power: 475hp @ 6,000rpm
Torque: 640Nm @ 4,300rpm
Transmission: Eight-speed automatic
Fuel consumption, combined: 7.7L / 100km
Dubai World Cup Carnival Thursday race card
6.30pm: Dubai Millennium Stakes Group Three US$200,000 (Turf) 2,000m
7.05pm: Handicap $135,000 (T) 1,600m
7.40pm: UAE Oaks Group Three $250,000 (Dirt) 1,900m
8.15pm: Zabeel Mile Group Two $250,000 (T) 1,600m
8.50pm: Meydan Sprint Group Two $250,000 (T) 1,000m
9.25pm: Handicap $135,000 (D) 1,400m
10pm: Handicap $135,000 (T) 1,600m
Mercer, the investment consulting arm of US services company Marsh & McLennan, expects its wealth division to at least double its assets under management (AUM) in the Middle East as wealth in the region continues to grow despite economic headwinds, a company official said.
Mercer Wealth, which globally has $160 billion in AUM, plans to boost its AUM in the region to $2-$3bn in the next 2-3 years from the present $1bn, said Yasir AbuShaban, a Dubai-based principal with Mercer Wealth.
“Within the next two to three years, we are looking at reaching $2 to $3 billion as a conservative estimate and we do see an opportunity to do so,” said Mr AbuShaban.
Mercer does not directly make investments, but allocates clients’ money they have discretion to, to professional asset managers. They also provide advice to clients.
“We have buying power. We can negotiate on their (client’s) behalf with asset managers to provide them lower fees than they otherwise would have to get on their own,” he added.
Mercer Wealth’s clients include sovereign wealth funds, family offices, and insurance companies among others.
From its office in Dubai, Mercer also looks after Africa, India and Turkey, where they also see opportunity for growth.
Wealth creation in Middle East and Africa (MEA) grew 8.5 per cent to $8.1 trillion last year from $7.5tn in 2015, higher than last year’s global average of 6 per cent and the second-highest growth in a region after Asia-Pacific which grew 9.9 per cent, according to consultancy Boston Consulting Group (BCG). In the region, where wealth grew just 1.9 per cent in 2015 compared with 2014, a pickup in oil prices has helped in wealth generation.
BCG is forecasting MEA wealth will rise to $12tn by 2021, growing at an annual average of 8 per cent.
Drivers of wealth generation in the region will be split evenly between new wealth creation and growth of performance of existing assets, according to BCG.
Another general trend in the region is clients’ looking for a comprehensive approach to investing, according to Mr AbuShaban.
“Institutional investors or some of the families are seeing a slowdown in the available capital they have to invest and in that sense they are looking at optimizing the way they manage their portfolios and making sure they are not investing haphazardly and different parts of their investment are working together,” said Mr AbuShaban.
Some clients also have a higher appetite for risk, given the low interest-rate environment that does not provide enough yield for some institutional investors. These clients are keen to invest in illiquid assets, such as private equity and infrastructure.
“What we have seen is a desire for higher returns in what has been a low-return environment specifically in various fixed income or bonds,” he said.
“In this environment, we have seen a de facto increase in the risk that clients are taking in things like illiquid investments, private equity investments, infrastructure and private debt, those kind of investments were higher illiquidity results in incrementally higher returns.”
The Abu Dhabi Investment Authority, one of the largest sovereign wealth funds, said in its 2016 report that has gradually increased its exposure in direct private equity and private credit transactions, mainly in Asian markets and especially in China and India. The authority’s private equity department focused on structured equities owing to “their defensive characteristics.”
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Real estate tokenisation project
Dubai launched the pilot phase of its real estate tokenisation project last month.
The initiative focuses on converting real estate assets into digital tokens recorded on blockchain technology and helps in streamlining the process of buying, selling and investing, the Dubai Land Department said.
Dubai’s real estate tokenisation market is projected to reach Dh60 billion ($16.33 billion) by 2033, representing 7 per cent of the emirate’s total property transactions, according to the DLD.
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The Sheikh Zayed Future Energy Prize
This year’s winners of the US$4 million Sheikh Zayed Future Energy Prize will be recognised and rewarded in Abu Dhabi on January 15 as part of Abu Dhabi Sustainable Week, which runs in the capital from January 13 to 20.
From solutions to life-changing technologies, the aim is to discover innovative breakthroughs to create a new and sustainable energy future.
The specs: Lamborghini Aventador SVJ
Price, base: Dh1,731,672
Engine: 6.5-litre V12
Gearbox: Seven-speed automatic
Power: 770hp @ 8,500rpm
Torque: 720Nm @ 6,750rpm
Fuel economy: 19.6L / 100km
Nepotism is the name of the game
Salman Khan’s father, Salim Khan, is one of Bollywood’s most legendary screenwriters. Through his partnership with co-writer Javed Akhtar, Salim is credited with having paved the path for the Indian film industry’s blockbuster format in the 1970s. Something his son now rules the roost of. More importantly, the Salim-Javed duo also created the persona of the “angry young man” for Bollywood megastar Amitabh Bachchan in the 1970s, reflecting the angst of the average Indian. In choosing to be the ordinary man’s “hero” as opposed to a thespian in new Bollywood, Salman Khan remains tightly linked to his father’s oeuvre. Thanks dad.
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Company profile
Date started: January, 2014
Founders: Mike Dawson, Varuna Singh, and Benita Rowe
Based: Dubai
Sector: Education technology
Size: Five employees
Investment: $100,000 from the ExpoLive Innovation Grant programme in 2018 and an initial $30,000 pre-seed investment from the Turn8 Accelerator in 2014. Most of the projects are government funded.
Partners/incubators: Turn8 Accelerator; In5 Innovation Centre; Expo Live Innovation Impact Grant Programme; Dubai Future Accelerators; FHI 360; VSO and Consult and Coach for a Cause (C3)
How to volunteer
The UAE volunteers campaign can be reached at www.volunteers.ae , or by calling 800-VOLAE (80086523), or emailing info@volunteers.ae.
Scoreline
Al Wasl 1 (Caio Canedo 90 1')
Al Ain 2 (Ismail Ahmed 3', Marcus Berg 50')
Red cards: Ismail Ahmed (Al Ain) 77'
The specs
Engine: 8.0-litre, quad-turbo 16-cylinder
Transmission: 7-speed auto
0-100kmh 2.3 seconds
0-200kmh 5.5 seconds
0-300kmh 11.6 seconds
Power: 1500hp
Torque: 1600Nm
Price: Dh13,400,000
On sale: now
MATCH INFO
Uefa Champions League semi-finals, first leg
Liverpool v Roma
When: April 24, 10.45pm kick-off (UAE)
Where: Anfield, Liverpool
Live: BeIN Sports HD
Second leg: May 2, Stadio Olimpico, Rome
Is it worth it? We put cheesecake frap to the test.
The verdict from the nutritionists is damning. But does a cheesecake frappuccino taste good enough to merit the indulgence?
My advice is to only go there if you have unusually sweet tooth. I like my puddings, but this was a bit much even for me. The first hit is a winner, but it's downhill, slowly, from there. Each sip is a little less satisfying than the last, and maybe it was just all that sugar, but it isn't long before the rush is replaced by a creeping remorse. And half of the thing is still left.
The caramel version is far superior to the blueberry, too. If someone put a full caramel cheesecake through a liquidiser and scooped out the contents, it would probably taste something like this. Blueberry, on the other hand, has more of an artificial taste. It's like someone has tried to invent this drink in a lab, and while early results were promising, they're still in the testing phase. It isn't terrible, but something isn't quite right either.
So if you want an experience, go for a small, and opt for the caramel. But if you want a cheesecake, it's probably more satisfying, and not quite as unhealthy, to just order the real thing.
UAE currency: the story behind the money in your pockets