Matteo Garrone's Pinocchio is not your opulent Disney cash-grab of a remake.
It does not ruin a charming story with hyperglycaemic rewriting. It does not try to dazzle you with soaring production values. Garrone's film should not even be called a remake. The Italian film is, rather, a fresh but faithful take of the 1883 novel by Carlo Collodi. And it is a story retold with love.
Few stories have been told on film as frequently as The Adventures of Pinocchio. First, there was the 1911 Italian live-action silent film by Giulio Antamoro. Two adaptations later came the 1940 Disney animation, which – even after 80 years – reigns as the most popular take of the story.
Since then, filmmakers have rushed to retell and reimagine the story in all kinds of far-fetched, whimsical and horrific ways, including the 1976 Soviet musical The Adventures of Buratino, the 1996 slasher Pinocchio's Revenge, the 2002 Roberto Benigni fantasy and the 2004 computer-animation Pinocchio 3000 that reimagines the boy-puppet as a robot.
More recently, Back to the Future director Robert Zemeckis was reportedly at the helm of a Disney remake whereas Guillermo del Toro is working on a stop-motion version for Netflix.
However, with this film, Garrone has set a standard that will be hard for future adaptations to meet. The film’s prowess is clear even within its first few minutes, when Geppetto (Benigni), an elderly, poverty-stricken woodcarver, walks into an inn, looking for something to fix in exchange for a meal. The dialogue is sharp and funny. The acting theatrical, but not over the top.
Garrone trusts the story and his passion for it is evident. His retelling of it is caring and compassionate, and though the film is full of fun, it does not shy away from showing the darker aspects of the story. If anything, it dives headfirst into them.
Our wooden protagonist is subjected to all kinds of horrific and uncomfortable situations. He is hung by the neck from a tree, claustrophobically mobbed by other puppets, and is cajoled into kissing a puppeteer on the nose a handful of times. Perhaps the most spine-chilling moment is when Pinocchio turns into a donkey in the Land of Toys. His limbs stretch and disjoint, fur grows from his body as his horrified cries transform into braying. So if you are planning on watching this with your children, be advised.
While the film is aimed at adults and children alike, it is not your vibrantly coloured Disney serving. With muted, dimly lit aesthetics, the film gracefully swerves along the borders of fantasy and nightmare.
Still, Pinocchio is replete with tender moments, especially the scenes that feature Geppetto.
Benigni wrote and directed his 2002 adaptation of Pinocchio, starring in the titular role even though he was almost 50 at the time. The film was a visual treat, boasting a superb set and costume design, but Benigni's decision to play the wooden puppet himself – scampering around the scene yelling like a four-year-old – capsized the whole production.
However, he excels in the role as the elderly woodcarver. With this film, the Italian actor – who won the 1999 Best Actor Oscar for his role in La Vita e Bella (Life is Beautiful) – has found his place in the story of Pinocchio.
The casting, overall, is impeccable, such as Marine Vacth's soft-hearted depiction of Fata Turchina (the fairy with turquoise hair) and Massimo Ceccherini's wonderfully greasy performance as Volpe.
Ten-year-old Federico Ielapi does a stellar job taking on the role of Pinocchio. It is, perhaps, the most persuasive depiction of the boy-puppet on screen yet. And as commendable as Ielapi’s performance is, an equal measure of credit should go to prosthetic make-up artist Mark Coulier, who has made our protagonist look like he is really carved out of a block of firewood. The sound design ensures the depiction is carried home as well, with Pinocchio’s limbs creaking like old floorboards as he giddily laughs.
The film, at times, does feel like its barrelling forward from scene to scene, from misadventure to misadventure. This is largely because of the episodic nature of the story itself, which was initially written as serialised magazine submissions. So Pinocchio's journey seems to jolt forward. Still, overall the film manages to deliver an endearing retelling of a timeless classic.
Pinocchio will be in cinemas across the UAE from Thursday, September 17
Wicked: For Good
Director: Jon M Chu
Starring: Ariana Grande, Cynthia Erivo, Jonathan Bailey, Jeff Goldblum, Michelle Yeoh, Ethan Slater
Rating: 4/5
Anghami
Started: December 2011
Co-founders: Elie Habib, Eddy Maroun
Based: Beirut and Dubai
Sector: Entertainment
Size: 85 employees
Stage: Series C
Investors: MEVP, du, Mobily, MBC, Samena Capital
MATCH INFO
Uefa Champions League quarter-final (first-leg score):
Juventus (1) v Ajax (1), Tuesday, 11pm UAE
Match will be shown on BeIN Sports
All the Money in the World
Director: Ridley Scott
Starring: Charlie Plummer, Mark Wahlberg, Michelle Williams, Christopher Plummer
Four stars
THE LOWDOWN
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Rating: 4/5
Produced by: Poetic License Motion Pictures; RSVP Movies
Director: Ritesh Batra
Cast: Nawazuddin Siddiqui, Sanya Malhotra, Farrukh Jaffar, Deepak Chauhan, Vijay Raaz
The specs
Engine: four-litre V6 and 3.5-litre V6 twin-turbo
Transmission: six-speed and 10-speed
Power: 271 and 409 horsepower
Torque: 385 and 650Nm
Price: from Dh229,900 to Dh355,000
The specs: Rolls-Royce Cullinan
Price, base: Dh1 million (estimate)
Engine: 6.75-litre twin-turbo V12
Transmission: Eight-speed automatic
Power: 563hp @ 5,000rpm
Torque: 850Nm @ 1,600rpm
Fuel economy, combined: 15L / 100km
THE POPE'S ITINERARY
Sunday, February 3, 2019 - Rome to Abu Dhabi
1pm: departure by plane from Rome / Fiumicino to Abu Dhabi
10pm: arrival at Abu Dhabi Presidential Airport
Monday, February 4
12pm: welcome ceremony at the main entrance of the Presidential Palace
12.20pm: visit Abu Dhabi Crown Prince at Presidential Palace
5pm: private meeting with Muslim Council of Elders at Sheikh Zayed Grand Mosque
6.10pm: Inter-religious in the Founder's Memorial
Tuesday, February 5 - Abu Dhabi to Rome
9.15am: private visit to undisclosed cathedral
10.30am: public mass at Zayed Sports City – with a homily by Pope Francis
12.40pm: farewell at Abu Dhabi Presidential Airport
1pm: departure by plane to Rome
5pm: arrival at the Rome / Ciampino International Airport
Tickets
Tickets start at Dh100 for adults, while children can enter free on the opening day. For more information, visit www.mubadalawtc.com.
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Normcore explained
Something of a fashion anomaly, normcore is essentially a celebration of the unremarkable. The term was first popularised by an article in New York magazine in 2014 and has been dubbed “ugly”, “bland’ and "anti-style" by fashion writers. It’s hallmarks are comfort, a lack of pretentiousness and neutrality – it is a trend for those who would rather not stand out from the crowd. For the most part, the style is unisex, favouring loose silhouettes, thrift-shop threads, baseball caps and boyish trainers. It is important to note that normcore is not synonymous with cheapness or low quality; there are high-fashion brands, including Parisian label Vetements, that specialise in this style. Embraced by fashion-forward street-style stars around the globe, it’s uptake in the UAE has been relatively slow.
The specs: 2018 Nissan 370Z Nismo
The specs: 2018 Nissan 370Z Nismo
Price, base / as tested: Dh182,178
Engine: 3.7-litre V6
Power: 350hp @ 7,400rpm
Torque: 374Nm @ 5,200rpm
Transmission: Seven-speed automatic
Fuel consumption, combined: 10.5L / 100km
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Mercer, the investment consulting arm of US services company Marsh & McLennan, expects its wealth division to at least double its assets under management (AUM) in the Middle East as wealth in the region continues to grow despite economic headwinds, a company official said.
Mercer Wealth, which globally has $160 billion in AUM, plans to boost its AUM in the region to $2-$3bn in the next 2-3 years from the present $1bn, said Yasir AbuShaban, a Dubai-based principal with Mercer Wealth.
“Within the next two to three years, we are looking at reaching $2 to $3 billion as a conservative estimate and we do see an opportunity to do so,” said Mr AbuShaban.
Mercer does not directly make investments, but allocates clients’ money they have discretion to, to professional asset managers. They also provide advice to clients.
“We have buying power. We can negotiate on their (client’s) behalf with asset managers to provide them lower fees than they otherwise would have to get on their own,” he added.
Mercer Wealth’s clients include sovereign wealth funds, family offices, and insurance companies among others.
From its office in Dubai, Mercer also looks after Africa, India and Turkey, where they also see opportunity for growth.
Wealth creation in Middle East and Africa (MEA) grew 8.5 per cent to $8.1 trillion last year from $7.5tn in 2015, higher than last year’s global average of 6 per cent and the second-highest growth in a region after Asia-Pacific which grew 9.9 per cent, according to consultancy Boston Consulting Group (BCG). In the region, where wealth grew just 1.9 per cent in 2015 compared with 2014, a pickup in oil prices has helped in wealth generation.
BCG is forecasting MEA wealth will rise to $12tn by 2021, growing at an annual average of 8 per cent.
Drivers of wealth generation in the region will be split evenly between new wealth creation and growth of performance of existing assets, according to BCG.
Another general trend in the region is clients’ looking for a comprehensive approach to investing, according to Mr AbuShaban.
“Institutional investors or some of the families are seeing a slowdown in the available capital they have to invest and in that sense they are looking at optimizing the way they manage their portfolios and making sure they are not investing haphazardly and different parts of their investment are working together,” said Mr AbuShaban.
Some clients also have a higher appetite for risk, given the low interest-rate environment that does not provide enough yield for some institutional investors. These clients are keen to invest in illiquid assets, such as private equity and infrastructure.
“What we have seen is a desire for higher returns in what has been a low-return environment specifically in various fixed income or bonds,” he said.
“In this environment, we have seen a de facto increase in the risk that clients are taking in things like illiquid investments, private equity investments, infrastructure and private debt, those kind of investments were higher illiquidity results in incrementally higher returns.”
The Abu Dhabi Investment Authority, one of the largest sovereign wealth funds, said in its 2016 report that has gradually increased its exposure in direct private equity and private credit transactions, mainly in Asian markets and especially in China and India. The authority’s private equity department focused on structured equities owing to “their defensive characteristics.”
if you go
Getting there
Etihad (Etihad.com), Emirates (emirates.com) and Air France (www.airfrance.com) fly to Paris’ Charles de Gaulle Airport, from Abu Dhabi and Dubai respectively. Return flights cost from around Dh3,785. It takes about 40 minutes to get from Paris to Compiègne by train, with return tickets costing €19. The Glade of the Armistice is 6.6km east of the railway station.
Staying there
On a handsome, tree-lined street near the Chateau’s park, La Parenthèse du Rond Royal (laparenthesedurondroyal.com) offers spacious b&b accommodation with thoughtful design touches. Lots of natural woods, old fashioned travelling trunks as decoration and multi-nozzle showers are part of the look, while there are free bikes for those who want to cycle to the glade. Prices start at €120 a night.
More information: musee-armistice-14-18.fr ; compiegne-tourisme.fr; uk.france.fr
SERIES INFO
Schedule:
All matches at the Harare Sports Club
1st ODI, Wed Apr 10
2nd ODI, Fri Apr 12
3rd ODI, Sun Apr 14
4th ODI, Sun Apr 16
UAE squad
Mohammed Naveed (captain), Rohan Mustafa, Ashfaq Ahmed, Shaiman Anwar, Mohammed Usman, CP Rizwan, Chirag Suri, Mohammed Boota, Ghulam Shabber, Sultan Ahmed, Imran Haider, Amir Hayat, Zahoor Khan, Qadeer Ahmed
Zimbabwe squad
Peter Moor (captain), Solomon Mire, Brian Chari, Regis Chakabva, Sean Williams, Timycen Maruma, Sikandar Raza, Donald Tiripano, Kyle Jarvis, Tendai Chatara, Chris Mpofu, Craig Ervine, Brandon Mavuta, Ainsley Ndlovu, Tony Munyonga, Elton Chigumbura