Matteo Garrone's Pinocchio is not your opulent Disney cash-grab of a remake.
It does not ruin a charming story with hyperglycaemic rewriting. It does not try to dazzle you with soaring production values. Garrone's film should not even be called a remake. The Italian film is, rather, a fresh but faithful take of the 1883 novel by Carlo Collodi. And it is a story retold with love.
Few stories have been told on film as frequently as The Adventures of Pinocchio. First, there was the 1911 Italian live-action silent film by Giulio Antamoro. Two adaptations later came the 1940 Disney animation, which – even after 80 years – reigns as the most popular take of the story.
Since then, filmmakers have rushed to retell and reimagine the story in all kinds of far-fetched, whimsical and horrific ways, including the 1976 Soviet musical The Adventures of Buratino, the 1996 slasher Pinocchio's Revenge, the 2002 Roberto Benigni fantasy and the 2004 computer-animation Pinocchio 3000 that reimagines the boy-puppet as a robot.
More recently, Back to the Future director Robert Zemeckis was reportedly at the helm of a Disney remake whereas Guillermo del Toro is working on a stop-motion version for Netflix.
However, with this film, Garrone has set a standard that will be hard for future adaptations to meet. The film’s prowess is clear even within its first few minutes, when Geppetto (Benigni), an elderly, poverty-stricken woodcarver, walks into an inn, looking for something to fix in exchange for a meal. The dialogue is sharp and funny. The acting theatrical, but not over the top.
Garrone trusts the story and his passion for it is evident. His retelling of it is caring and compassionate, and though the film is full of fun, it does not shy away from showing the darker aspects of the story. If anything, it dives headfirst into them.
Our wooden protagonist is subjected to all kinds of horrific and uncomfortable situations. He is hung by the neck from a tree, claustrophobically mobbed by other puppets, and is cajoled into kissing a puppeteer on the nose a handful of times. Perhaps the most spine-chilling moment is when Pinocchio turns into a donkey in the Land of Toys. His limbs stretch and disjoint, fur grows from his body as his horrified cries transform into braying. So if you are planning on watching this with your children, be advised.
While the film is aimed at adults and children alike, it is not your vibrantly coloured Disney serving. With muted, dimly lit aesthetics, the film gracefully swerves along the borders of fantasy and nightmare.
Still, Pinocchio is replete with tender moments, especially the scenes that feature Geppetto.
Benigni wrote and directed his 2002 adaptation of Pinocchio, starring in the titular role even though he was almost 50 at the time. The film was a visual treat, boasting a superb set and costume design, but Benigni's decision to play the wooden puppet himself – scampering around the scene yelling like a four-year-old – capsized the whole production.
However, he excels in the role as the elderly woodcarver. With this film, the Italian actor – who won the 1999 Best Actor Oscar for his role in La Vita e Bella (Life is Beautiful) – has found his place in the story of Pinocchio.
The casting, overall, is impeccable, such as Marine Vacth's soft-hearted depiction of Fata Turchina (the fairy with turquoise hair) and Massimo Ceccherini's wonderfully greasy performance as Volpe.
Ten-year-old Federico Ielapi does a stellar job taking on the role of Pinocchio. It is, perhaps, the most persuasive depiction of the boy-puppet on screen yet. And as commendable as Ielapi’s performance is, an equal measure of credit should go to prosthetic make-up artist Mark Coulier, who has made our protagonist look like he is really carved out of a block of firewood. The sound design ensures the depiction is carried home as well, with Pinocchio’s limbs creaking like old floorboards as he giddily laughs.
The film, at times, does feel like its barrelling forward from scene to scene, from misadventure to misadventure. This is largely because of the episodic nature of the story itself, which was initially written as serialised magazine submissions. So Pinocchio's journey seems to jolt forward. Still, overall the film manages to deliver an endearing retelling of a timeless classic.
Pinocchio will be in cinemas across the UAE from Thursday, September 17
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Roll of honour
Who has won what so far in the West Asia Premiership season?
Western Clubs Champions League - Winners: Abu Dhabi Harlequins; Runners up: Bahrain
Dubai Rugby Sevens - Winners: Dubai Exiles; Runners up: Jebel Ali Dragons
West Asia Premiership - Winners: Jebel Ali Dragons; Runners up: Abu Dhabi Harlequins
UAE Premiership Cup - Winners: Abu Dhabi Harlequins; Runners up: Dubai Exiles
West Asia Cup - Winners: Bahrain; Runners up: Dubai Exiles
West Asia Trophy - Winners: Dubai Hurricanes; Runners up: DSC Eagles
Final West Asia Premiership standings - 1. Jebel Ali Dragons; 2. Abu Dhabi Harlequins; 3. Bahrain; 4. Dubai Exiles; 5. Dubai Hurricanes; 6. DSC Eagles; 7. Abu Dhabi Saracens
Fixture (UAE Premiership final) - Friday, April 13, Al Ain – Dubai Exiles v Abu Dhabi Harlequins
MOUNTAINHEAD REVIEW
Starring: Ramy Youssef, Steve Carell, Jason Schwartzman
Director: Jesse Armstrong
Rating: 3.5/5
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Temple numbers
Expected completion: 2022
Height: 24 meters
Ground floor banquet hall: 370 square metres to accommodate about 750 people
Ground floor multipurpose hall: 92 square metres for up to 200 people
First floor main Prayer Hall: 465 square metres to hold 1,500 people at a time
First floor terrace areas: 2,30 square metres
Temple will be spread over 6,900 square metres
Structure includes two basements, ground and first floor
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What: 11th edition of the Mubadala World Tennis Championship
When: December 27-29, 2018
Confirmed: men: Novak Djokovic, Rafael Nadal, Kevin Anderson, Dominic Thiem, Hyeon Chung, Karen Khachanov; women: Venus Williams
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Pre-school (three - five years)
You can’t yet talk about investing or borrowing, but introduce a “classic” money bank and start putting gifts and allowances away. When the child wants a specific toy, have them save for it and help them track their progress.
Early childhood (six - eight years)
Replace the money bank with three jars labelled ‘saving’, ‘spending’ and ‘sharing’. Have the child divide their allowance into the three jars each week and explain their choices in splitting their pocket money. A guide could be 25 per cent saving, 50 per cent spending, 25 per cent for charity and gift-giving.
Middle childhood (nine - 11 years)
Open a bank savings account and help your child establish a budget and set a savings goal. Introduce the notion of ‘paying yourself first’ by putting away savings as soon as your allowance is paid.
Young teens (12 - 14 years)
Change your child’s allowance from weekly to monthly and help them pinpoint long-range goals such as a trip, so they can start longer-term saving and find new ways to increase their saving.
Teenage (15 - 18 years)
Discuss mutual expectations about university costs and identify what they can help fund and set goals. Don’t pay for everything, so they can experience the pride of contributing.
Young adulthood (19 - 22 years)
Discuss post-graduation plans and future life goals, quantify expenses such as first apartment, work wardrobe, holidays and help them continue to save towards these goals.
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FIGHT CARD
Sara El Bakkali v Anisha Kadka (Lightweight, female)
Mohammed Adil Al Debi v Moaz Abdelgawad (Bantamweight)
Amir Boureslan v Mahmoud Zanouny (Welterweight)
Abrorbek Madaminbekov v Mohammed Al Katheeri (Featherweight)
Ibrahem Bilal v Emad Arafa (Super featherweight)
Ahmed Abdolaziz v Imad Essassi (Middleweight)
Milena Martinou v Ilham Bourakkadi (Bantamweight, female)
Noureddine El Agouti v Mohamed Mardi (Welterweight)
Nabil Ouach v Ymad Atrous (Middleweight)
Nouredin Samir v Zainalabid Dadachev (Lightweight)
Marlon Ribeiro v Mehdi Oubahammou (Welterweight)
Brad Stanton v Mohamed El Boukhari (Super welterweight
Recent winners
2002 Giselle Khoury (Colombia)
2004 Nathalie Nasralla (France)
2005 Catherine Abboud (Oceania)
2007 Grace Bijjani (Mexico)
2008 Carina El-Keddissi (Brazil)
2009 Sara Mansour (Brazil)
2010 Daniella Rahme (Australia)
2011 Maria Farah (Canada)
2012 Cynthia Moukarzel (Kuwait)
2013 Layla Yarak (Australia)
2014 Lia Saad (UAE)
2015 Cynthia Farah (Australia)
2016 Yosmely Massaad (Venezuela)
2017 Dima Safi (Ivory Coast)
2018 Rachel Younan (Australia)
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United: Sharp (45 2'), Lundstram (84')
Bournemouth: C Wilson (13')
Man of the Match: Jack O’Connell (Sheffield United)
Three ways to get a gratitude glow
By committing to at least one of these daily, you can bring more gratitude into your life, says Ong.
- During your morning skincare routine, name five things you are thankful for about yourself.
- As you finish your skincare routine, look yourself in the eye and speak an affirmation, such as: “I am grateful for every part of me, including my ability to take care of my skin.”
- In the evening, take some deep breaths, notice how your skin feels, and listen for what your skin is grateful for.
Not Dark Yet
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Four stars
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AUSTRALIA SQUADS
ODI squad: Aaron Finch (captain), Ashton Agar, Alex Carey, Pat Cummins, Josh Hazlewood, Marnus Labuschagne, Mitchell Marsh, Glenn Maxwell, Kane Richardson, Steve Smith, Mitchell Starc, Matthew Wade, David Warner, Adam Zampa
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Saturday (UAE kick-off times)
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Sunday
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Aston Villa v Chelsea (7.15pm)
Everton v Liverpool (10pm)
Monday
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