CLEVELAND, OHIO // A week ago, he was just Joseph Wurzelbacher. Now, he is the most famous plumber in the United States.
That would be Joe the Plumber, as he is known throughout the country and across the globe, the man who catapulted to celebrity last week when John McCain invoked his story during the final presidential debate as a way to highlight the effect of Barack Obama's tax policies.
It is not surprising, perhaps, after being mentioned a total of 26 times by two US presidential hopefuls in a forum watched by nearly 60 million people, that Joe the Plumber would become a household name and a media sensation.
And he has. Everyone wants a piece of Joe.
Mr Wurzelbacher's phone reportedly began ringing off the hook even before last Wednesday's debate had finished. Almost as soon as it did, he was on the line with Katie Couric of CBS. The next day, there was Joe the Plumber again, appearing on the morning television talk shows and holding impromptu press conferences from his front porch for the gaggle of reporters that had swarmed to his suburban Toledo, Ohio, home.
Mr Wurzelbacher has described his instant fame - which includes a T-shirt that says "Vote Joe the Plumber '08, No More Drips in the White House" - as "pretty surreal, man", even while shrugging it off in his plain-spoken way.
"I'm not famous; I'm just the next flash in the pan for a couple weeks and then it will be onward to something else," he told reporters. "I don't kid myself in this. I'm not gonna run for president; I'm not gonna have my own talk show in 30 days. I'm gonna go back to getting in the crawl spaces, getting muddy and dirty and touching things most people won't even want to think about and making my living that way."
In the past few days, the world has learnt much about Mr Wurzelbacher, starting with this: he is a 34-year-old single father who has been a plumber all his adult life (though the Toledo Blade reported on Thursday that he is not licensed, creating a minor scandal).
He first surfaced in the national news when he was caught on camera confronting Mr Obama about his tax plan while the Illinois senator was campaigning in his neighbourhood. Mr Wurzelbacher had been in his garden playing American football with his son Joey, 13.
He began by asking Mr Obama if he believed in the American dream, to which Mr Obama replied that he did. Mr Wurzelbacher then explained how he wanted to buy a plumbing business, and how he feared he would be penalised, if it was financially successful enough, with a higher tax rate. Mr Obama has proposed a tax increase for those making US$250,000 (Dh920,000) a year or more, saying they can afford it and the wealth should be "spread around".
Mr Wurzelbacher, who makes nowhere near that amount right now, took issue.
"I'm being taxed more and more for fulfilling the American dream," he told Mr Obama in an exchange lasting several minutes.
Mr McCain all but appropriated that line in the debate. He came out swinging, using Joe as ammunition. Suddenly, the bald guy who spends 10 to 12 hours a day working on pipes in north-west Ohio was an archetype for the American small-business owner.
"What you want to do to Joe the Plumber means more like him have their taxes increased, and not be able to realise the American dream," Mr McCain said to Mr Obama.
While that is not entirely true - tax analysts say Mr Wurzelbacher would not fare much worse under Mr Obama even if his income rose above $250,000, unlikely given the amount of revenue the company presently brings in - the McCain camp has continued to invoke his name, even declaring Joe the winner of the debate. A new McCain web ad about Mr Obama's tax policy is called - what else - "Joe the Plumber".
For Mr Wurzelbacher, the American dream is nothing fancy. He described his view of it in an interview with Family Security Matters, a politically conservative organisation, as having "a house, a dog, a couple rifles, a Bass boat".
"I believe in living life easy and simple. I don't have grand designs. I don't want much," he said. "I just wanna be able to take care of my family and do things with them outdoors and that's about it, really."
Mr Wurzelbacher said he is a "very private" person - at least until now - albeit one who is not shy to offer his political views: he considered Ronald Reagan "absolutely incredible" and finds Social Security, the social benefits programme for the elderly, to be a "joke".
Although Mr Wurzelbacher has not indicated outright which candidate he will vote for - there was some question in initial news reports whether he was registered to vote at all - he sounds very much like a McCain man. He has praised the Arizona senator's tax policy and said of Mr Obama: "I don't see him helping me out." He even referred to some of the Democrat's policies as taking "one more step towards socialism".
Time will tell if he turns out to be an asset for Mr McCain, whose campaign has been trying to get Joe out on the stump.
The Republican may want to rethink that, though: the newest dirt on Joe the Plumber is that he may be related to a figure in the Keating Five savings and loan scandal.
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Bangladesh tour of Pakistan
January 24 – First T20, Lahore
January 25 – Second T20, Lahore
January 27 – Third T20, Lahore
February 7-11 – First Test, Rawalpindi
April 3 – One-off ODI, Karachi
April 5-9 – Second Test, Karachi
Australia tour of Pakistan
March 4-8: First Test, Rawalpindi
March 12-16: Second Test, Karachi
March 21-25: Third Test, Lahore
March 29: First ODI, Rawalpindi
March 31: Second ODI, Rawalpindi
April 2: Third ODI, Rawalpindi
April 5: T20I, Rawalpindi
Killing of Qassem Suleimani
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Starring: Brad Pitt, Damson Idris, Kerry Condon, Javier Bardem
Director: Joseph Kosinski
Rating: 4/5
Innotech Profile
Date started: 2013
Founder/CEO: Othman Al Mandhari
Based: Muscat, Oman
Sector: Additive manufacturing, 3D printing technologies
Size: 15 full-time employees
Stage: Seed stage and seeking Series A round of financing
Investors: Oman Technology Fund from 2017 to 2019, exited through an agreement with a new investor to secure new funding that it under negotiation right now.
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Name: Kumulus Water
Started: 2021
Founders: Iheb Triki and Mohamed Ali Abid
Based: Tunisia
Sector: Water technology
Number of staff: 22
Investment raised: $4 million
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Day 1
New Zealand (1st innings) 153 all out (66.3 overs) - Williamson 63, Nicholls 28, Yasir 3-54, Haris 2-11, Abbas 2-13, Hasan 2-38
Pakistan (1st innings) 59-2 (23 overs)
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Directed by: Jeethu Joseph
Starring: Mohanlal, Meena, Ansiba, Murali Gopy
Rating: 4 stars
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Engine: twin-turbocharged 3.5-liter V6
Power: 450hp
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Uefa Champions League semi-final, second leg
Real Madrid (2) v Bayern Munich (1)
Where: Santiago Bernabeu, Madrid
When: 10.45pm, Tuesday
Watch Live: beIN Sports HD
Who has been sanctioned?
Daniella Weiss and Nachala
Described as 'the grandmother of the settler movement', she has encouraged the expansion of settlements for decades. The 79 year old leads radical settler movement Nachala, whose aim is for Israel to annex Gaza and the occupied West Bank, where it helps settlers built outposts.
Harel Libi & Libi Construction and Infrastructure
Libi has been involved in threatening and perpetuating acts of aggression and violence against Palestinians. His firm has provided logistical and financial support for the establishment of illegal outposts.
Zohar Sabah
Runs a settler outpost named Zohar’s Farm and has previously faced charges of violence against Palestinians. He was indicted by Israel’s State Attorney’s Office in September for allegedly participating in a violent attack against Palestinians and activists in the West Bank village of Muarrajat.
Coco’s Farm and Neria’s Farm
These are illegal outposts in the West Bank, which are at the vanguard of the settler movement. According to the UK, they are associated with people who have been involved in enabling, inciting, promoting or providing support for activities that amount to “serious abuse”.
T20 World Cup Qualifier
October 18 – November 2
Opening fixtures
Friday, October 18
ICC Academy: 10am, Scotland v Singapore, 2.10pm, Netherlands v Kenya
Zayed Cricket Stadium: 2.10pm, Hong Kong v Ireland, 7.30pm, Oman v UAE
UAE squad
Ahmed Raza (captain), Rohan Mustafa, Ashfaq Ahmed, Rameez Shahzad, Darius D’Silva, Mohammed Usman, Mohammed Boota, Zawar Farid, Ghulam Shabber, Junaid Siddique, Sultan Ahmed, Imran Haider, Waheed Ahmed, Chirag Suri, Zahoor Khan
Players out: Mohammed Naveed, Shaiman Anwar, Qadeer Ahmed
Players in: Junaid Siddique, Darius D’Silva, Waheed Ahmed
Avatar: Fire and Ash
Director: James Cameron
Starring: Sam Worthington, Sigourney Weaver, Zoe Saldana
Rating: 4.5/5
PFA Team of the Year: David de Gea, Kyle Walker, Jan Vertonghen, Nicolas Otamendi, Marcos Alonso, David Silva, Kevin De Bruyne, Christian Eriksen, Harry Kane, Mohamed Salah, Sergio Aguero
India squads
Test squad against Afghanistan: Rahane (c), Dhawan, Vijay, Rahul, Pujara, Karun, Saha, Ashwin, Jadeja, Kuldeep, Umesh, Shami, Pandya, Ishant, Thakur.
T20 squad against Ireland and England: Kohli (c), Dhawan, Rohit, Rahul, Raina, Pandey, Dhoni, Karthik, Chahal, Kuldeep, Sundar, Bhuvneshwar, Bumrah, Pandya, Kaul, Umesh.
ODI squad against England: Kohli (c), Dhawan, Rohit, Rahul, Shreyas, Rayudu, Dhoni, Karthik, Chahal, Kuldeep, Sundar, Bhuvneshwar, Bumrah, Pandya, Kaul, Umesh
England squad
Goalkeepers: Jordan Pickford, Nick Pope, Aaron Ramsdale
Defenders: Trent Alexander-Arnold, Conor Coady, Marc Guehi, Reece James, Harry Maguire, Tyrone Mings, Luke Shaw, John Stones, Ben White
Midfielders: Jude Bellingham, Conor Gallagher, Mason Mount, Jordan Henderson, Declan Rice, James Ward-Prowse
Forwards: Tammy Abraham, Phil Foden, Jack Grealish, Harry Kane, Bukayo Saka, Emile Smith Rowe, Raheem Sterling
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Uefa Champions League Group H
Juventus v Valencia, Tuesday, midnight (UAE)
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Day 2, Abu Dhabi Test: At a glance
Moment of the day Dinesh Chandimal has inherited a challenging job, after being made Sri Lanka’s Test captain. He responded in perfect fashion, with an easy-natured century against Pakistan. He brought up three figures with a majestic cover drive, which he just stood and admired.
Stat of the day – 33 It took 33 balls for Dilruwan Perera to get off the mark. His time on zero was eventful enough. The Sri Lankan No 7 was given out LBW twice, but managed to have both decisions overturned on review. The TV replays showed both times that he had inside edged the ball onto his pad.
The verdict In the two previous times these two sides have met in Abu Dhabi, the Tests have been drawn. The docile nature of proceedings so far makes that the likely outcome again this time, but both sides will be harbouring thoughts that they can force their way into a winning position.
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Directed by: Shaka King
Starring: Daniel Kaluuya, Lakeith Stanfield, Jesse Plemons
Four stars
UAE v IRELAND
All matches start at 10am, and will be played in Abu Dhabi
1st ODI, Friday, January 8
2nd ODI, Sunday, January 10
3rd ODI, Tuesday, January 12
4th ODI, Thursday, January 14
Buy farm-fresh food
The UAE is stepping up its game when it comes to platforms for local farms to show off and sell their produce.
In Dubai, visit Emirati Farmers Souq at The Pointe every Saturday from 8am to 2pm, which has produce from Al Ammar Farm, Omar Al Katri Farm, Hikarivege Vegetables, Rashed Farms and Al Khaleej Honey Trading, among others.
In Sharjah, the Aljada residential community will launch a new outdoor farmers’ market every Friday starting this weekend. Manbat will be held from 3pm to 8pm, and will host 30 farmers, local home-grown entrepreneurs and food stalls from the teams behind Badia Farms; Emirates Hydroponics Farms; Modern Organic Farm; Revolution Real; Astraea Farms; and Al Khaleej Food.
In Abu Dhabi, order farm produce from Food Crowd, an online grocery platform that supplies fresh and organic ingredients directly from farms such as Emirates Bio Farm, TFC, Armela Farms and mother company Al Dahra.
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MATCH INFO
Tottenham Hotspur 0 Everton 1 (Calvert-Lewin 55')
Man of the Match Allan (Everton)
How to wear a kandura
Dos
- Wear the right fabric for the right season and occasion
- Always ask for the dress code if you don’t know
- Wear a white kandura, white ghutra / shemagh (headwear) and black shoes for work
- Wear 100 per cent cotton under the kandura as most fabrics are polyester
Don’ts
- Wear hamdania for work, always wear a ghutra and agal
- Buy a kandura only based on how it feels; ask questions about the fabric and understand what you are buying
From Zero
Artist: Linkin Park
Label: Warner Records
Number of tracks: 11
Rating: 4/5
The specs: 2018 Infiniti QX80
Price: base / as tested: Dh335,000
Engine: 5.6-litre V8
Gearbox: Seven-speed automatic
Power: 400hp @ 5,800rpm
Torque: 560Nm @ 4,000rpm
Fuel economy, combined: 12.1L / 100km
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ACL Elite (West) - fixtures
Monday, Sept 30
Al Sadd v Esteghlal (8pm)
Persepolis v Pakhtakor (8pm)
Al Wasl v Al Ahli (8pm)
Al Nassr v Al Rayyan (10pm)
Tuesday, Oct 1
Al Hilal v Al Shorta (10pm)
Al Gharafa v Al Ain (10pm)
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How to vote in the UAE
1) Download your ballot https://www.fvap.gov/
2) Take it to the US Embassy
3) Deadline is October 15
4) The embassy will ensure all ballots reach the US in time for the November 3 poll
Electoral College Victory
Trump has so far secured 295 Electoral College votes, according to the Associated Press, exceeding the 270 needed to win. Only Nevada and Arizona remain to be called, and both swing states are leaning Republican. Trump swept all five remaining swing states, North Carolina, Georgia, Pennsylvania, Michigan and Wisconsin, sealing his path to victory and giving him a strong mandate.
Popular Vote Tally
The count is ongoing, but Trump currently leads with nearly 51 per cent of the popular vote to Harris’s 47.6 per cent. Trump has over 72.2 million votes, while Harris trails with approximately 67.4 million.
Top Hundred overseas picks
London Spirit: Kieron Pollard, Riley Meredith
Welsh Fire: Adam Zampa, David Miller, Naseem Shah
Manchester Originals: Andre Russell, Wanindu Hasaranga, Sean Abbott
Northern Superchargers: Dwayne Bravo, Wahab Riaz
Oval Invincibles: Sunil Narine, Rilee Rossouw
Trent Rockets: Colin Munro
Birmingham Phoenix: Matthew Wade, Kane Richardson
Southern Brave: Quinton de Kock