Football used to be a contest of 11 men against 11 on a grass pitch. As Thursday in the British capital showed, the global game is infinitely more complex now.
In West London, Chelsea failed in a bid to buy back the freehold for Stamford Bridge from the Chelsea Pitch Owners, a group of supporters. Further to the north, Arsenal endured, rather than enjoyed, their Annual General Meeting.
It contained a rare and brief speech by the American investor Stan Kroenke.
The majority shareholder at the Emirates Stadium is nicknamed Silent Stan; he is positively loquacious in comparison with Roman Abramovich, however.
Chelsea's billionaire benefactor is, more than anyone, the man responsible for ending Arsenal's era at the summit of English football. His injection of money changed the parameters for managers; he is the UK's Russian revolutionary.
It is he who Arsene Wenger has in mind whenever he mentions "financial doping," a phrase the Arsenal manager coined. It is fitting that a week where the respective clubs' fortunes have been in focus concludes with today's derby.
For Wenger, and perhaps his American owner, this is the new Cold War, a clash of diametrically opposed ideals. "I believe the values we defend are highly defendable," the Frenchman said. "We want to do things with class and be very brave. Courage is a quality I admire, because it is highly needed in the modern world."
Courage, for him, entails fiscal prudence in a world of big spenders. Arsenal may have paid £10 million for Mikel Arteta, but Chelsea's sixth-choice striker, Romelu Lukaku, was costlier. Whatever the physical statistics of the Stamford Bridge pitch, this is no level playing field.
It helps account for Chelsea's record of five wins in the last six meetings. Theirs is a superiority on both micro and macro levels; since Wenger's Invincibles won the title in 2004, none of their successors have finished above Abramovich's arrivistes since then.
While Wenger has prioritised technique and pace, Chelsea's physical power, organisation and ruthlessness has brought a pragmatic superiority. Didier Drogba has bullied Arsenal to the tune of 13 goals in 14 games.
Yet eras end.
Drogba is 33 and suspended today. Wenger may be an implacable opponent of Chelsea's ethos, but their evolution should appeal to the aesthete in him.
The Arsenal manager admired, but did not recruit, Juan Mata in the summer. Fernando Torres, available again after a ban, is a slicker, speedier spearhead than Drogba and will confront Arsenal's best defender, if Thomas Vermaelen is deemed ready to start.
Andre Villas-Boas and Wenger will never be soul-mates, but these are enemies with shared ideas, about attacking full-backs, high defensive lines, midfield playmakers and nominal wingers who make angled runs into the penalty area.
They are men with similar predicaments, too: each is third in his particular three-horse race, with Chelsea trailing the two Manchester clubs in the quest for the title and Arsenal behind Tottenham and Liverpool in the battle to finish fourth.
It is a moot point who would be damaged more by defeat.
But in a week when internal dissent has become apparent to outsiders, both clubs have resorted to calls for unity. "We live in a world where we fight with people who have extremely high resources," said Wenger, constructing his own siege mentality.
Rather more bluntly, the Chelsea chairman Bruce Buck said: "We are all Chelsea fans and I can only hope that we all get together, support this club and beat the crap out of Arsenal."
Arsenal have emerged bloodied and weakened from past clashes, but they possess an advantage that will be all too apparent to Buck and the visiting Kroenke when they gaze around Stamford Bridge today.
While Arsenal - or many of their supporters, anyhow - are jealous of Chelsea's buying power, Abramovich envies Kroenke the Emirates Stadium, with its 60,000 seats and ability to generate revenue.
Yet, as Wenger said: "They still can [fulfil their potential] because at the moment they have a chairman who can compensate for the loss they have in the stands. But the day they will have to live with their national resources, the size of the stadium can become a problem."
But, after the talk of balance sheets, corporate facilities, shareholders big and small, the profit margins and the AGM, a football match will break out today.
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Name: HyperSpace
Started: 2020
Founders: Alexander Heller, Rama Allen and Desi Gonzalez
Based: Dubai, UAE
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More than 2.2 million Indian tourists arrived in UAE in 2023
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Indoor Cricket World Cup – Sep 16-20, Insportz, Dubai
16 Indoor cricket matches are 16 overs per side
8 There are eight players per team
9 There have been nine Indoor Cricket World Cups for men. Australia have won every one.
5 Five runs are deducted from the score when a wickets falls
4 Batsmen bat in pairs, facing four overs per partnership
Scoring In indoor cricket, runs are scored by way of both physical and bonus runs. Physical runs are scored by both batsmen completing a run from one crease to the other. Bonus runs are scored when the ball hits a net in different zones, but only when at least one physical run is score.
Zones
A Front net, behind the striker and wicketkeeper: 0 runs
B Side nets, between the striker and halfway down the pitch: 1 run
C Side nets between halfway and the bowlers end: 2 runs
D Back net: 4 runs on the bounce, 6 runs on the full
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Anxiety, work stress and social isolation are all factors in the recogised rise in mental health problems.
A study UAE Ministry of Health researchers published in the summer also cited struggles with weight and illnesses as major contributors.
Its authors analysed a dozen separate UAE studies between 2007 and 2017. Prevalence was often higher in university students, women and in people on low incomes.
One showed 28 per cent of female students at a Dubai university reported symptoms linked to depression. Another in Al Ain found 22.2 per cent of students had depressive symptoms - five times the global average.
It said the country has made strides to address mental health problems but said: “Our review highlights the overall prevalence of depressive symptoms and depression, which may long have been overlooked."
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Air Astana flies direct from Dubai to Almaty from Dh2,440 per person return, and to Astana (via Almaty) from Dh2,930 return, both including taxes.
The hotels
Rooms at the Ritz-Carlton Almaty cost from Dh1,944 per night including taxes; and in Astana the new Ritz-Carlton Astana (www.marriott) costs from Dh1,325; alternatively, the new St Regis Astana costs from Dh1,458 per night including taxes.
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How to watch Ireland v Pakistan in UAE
When: The one-off Test starts on Friday, May 11
What time: Each day’s play is scheduled to start at 2pm UAE time.
TV: The match will be broadcast on OSN Sports Cricket HD. Subscribers to the channel can also stream the action live on OSN Play.