Tottenham a club in need of 'Das Reboot' after Bayern Munich inflict worst ever home defeat


John McAuley
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A worst home defeat in the club’s history emphasised what feels the worst stretch in Mauricio Pochettino’s reign.

Seven days after crashing out of the League Cup to fourth-tier Colchester United, Tottenham Hotspur conceded seven. Seven.

In a hark back to the vidiprinter age, it required spelling out. It was a result writ large across Spurs’ stuttering start to the season.

Open and overrun, they ended their marquee match against Bayern Munich completely out for the count. Tottenham teetered, Bayern kept totting them up. Come the conclusion of the rout, this felt a club in need of Das Reboot.

Uefa Champions League finalists exactly four months before, Spurs were swept aside by true European heavyweights. After last season’s remarkable run, they were handed the harshest of lessons.

Five-time winners of the tournament, most recently in 2013, Bayern whizzed through the goals as the closing stages whirled. They capitalised on myriad mistakes with uber-clinical finishing. They scored three in the final seven minutes.

Serge Gnabry got four at the new Tottenham Hotspur Stadium; Harry Kane has scored as many there since it opened. In the Great Centre-Forward Shootout, Robert Lewandowski prevailed, scoring two to Kane’s one. The Pole has 14 goals in his past nine matches.

Searching for positives, Pochettino said the first 30 minutes were Spurs’ best of this nascent campaign. It was just the other 60 that hurt.

"The team were tired and gave up a little bit," the manager said, somewhat surprisingly.

As slick as Bayern were, Spurs were largely architects of their angst. Serge Aurier, Harry Winks and Toby Alderweireld erred to gift goals, some through poor decision-making, some fostered no doubt by fatigue.

After 10 men stared down Southampton on Saturday, the same set of players could not compete with a polished Bayern outfit who clicked through the gears. On a sodden night in North London, they rained on Pochettino’s parade.

Where do Spurs go from here? Problems on the pitch have been exacerbated by those off it. Struck by star players with contracts winding down, the “painful rebuild” predicted in May never materialised.

Of the three summer signings, only Tanguy Ndombele was available for Bayern. Giovani Lo Celso has played 44 minutes since arriving; Ryan Sessegnon is yet to feature. Christian Eriksen and Dele Alli are woefully out of form.

But the issues run deep. Right-back is a clear concern, with Aurier rash and unreliable and no obvious solution apparent. Pochettino has used four different players there this season. The hope is Juan Foyth can return from injury and render some stability to an unsteady position, although he remains a specialist centre-back.

In front, Pochettino searches still for the right combination in midfield. Spurs are too open, too easy to slice through. In the aftermath of Olympiakos last month, when for a second successive away day his side surrendered a two-goal lead, the Argentine admitted as much.

"This season we are conceding too many chances and goals," Pochettino said in Greece. "We need to change the way."

Sufficient protection is not provided. Neither Winks nor Moussa Sissoko, irrespective of their energy and enterprise, buffer adequately the backline, making Eric Dier’s recovery from injury all the more necessary.

Around them, Ndombele has shown flashes of why he commanded that club-record fee from Lyon, but the Frenchman is not yet fully up to speed. He offers much going forward, yet can appear quickly out of puff and soon out of synch with his teammates. His talent indicates that should come with time, although right now, time is not on Pochettino’s side.

There appears no quick fix, with a trip to Brighton & Hove Albion coming fast, early on Saturday. Spurs must bounce back from their worst home defeat in history by displaying their mettle on the road. They haven’t won away in the Premier League since January 20.

Hit for seven by Bayern, they have to strike back immediately. Pochettino and his players must prove this is but a sizable bump on the road, not the end of it.

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Do your homework
Make sure that you are being offered a fair salary. There is lots of industry data available, and you can always talk to people who have come out of the organisation. Where I see people coming a cropper is where they haven’t done their homework.
 
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Western Region Asia Cup Qualifier

Results

UAE beat Saudi Arabia by 12 runs

Kuwait beat Iran by eight wickets

Oman beat Maldives by 10 wickets

Bahrain beat Qatar by six wickets

Semi-finals

UAE v Qatar

Bahrain v Kuwait

 

UAE v Zimbabwe A

Results
Match 1 – UAE won by 4 wickets
Match 2 – UAE won by 5 wickets
Match 3 – UAE won by 25 runs
Match 4 – UAE won by 77 runs

Fixture
Match 5, Saturday, 9.30am start, ICC Academy, Dubai

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Family: Wife Hanan Ahmed and their three children, Marrah (23), Tibijan (19), Amon (13)

Favourite dessert: Umm Ali with dark camel milk chocolate flakes

Favourite hobby: Football

Breakfast routine: a tall glass of camel milk

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Founder: John Tsioris and Ioanna Angelidaki

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Sector: Online grocery delivery

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Essentials

The flights
Whether you trek after mountain gorillas in Rwanda, Uganda or the Congo, the most convenient international airport is in Rwanda’s capital city, Kigali. There are direct flights from Dubai a couple of days a week with RwandAir. Otherwise, an indirect route is available via Nairobi with Kenya Airways. Flydubai flies to Kinshasa in the Democratic Republic of Congo, via Entebbe in Uganda. Expect to pay from US$350 (Dh1,286) return, including taxes.
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Superb ape-watching tours that take in all three gorilla countries mentioned above are run by Natural World Safaris. In September, the company will be operating a unique Ugandan ape safari guided by well-known primatologist Ben Garrod.
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UAE cricketers abroad

Sid Jhurani is not the first cricketer from the UAE to go to the UK to try his luck.

Rameez Shahzad Played alongside Ben Stokes and Liam Plunkett in Durham while he was studying there. He also played club cricket as an overseas professional, but his time in the UK stunted his UAE career. The batsman went a decade without playing for the national team.

Yodhin Punja The seam bowler was named in the UAE’s extended World Cup squad in 2015 despite being just 15 at the time. He made his senior UAE debut aged 16, and subsequently took up a scholarship at Claremont High School in the south of England.

World Cup final

Who: France v Croatia
When: Sunday, July 15, 7pm (UAE)
TV: Game will be shown live on BeIN Sports for viewers in the Mena region

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UAE v Gibraltar

What: International friendly

When: 7pm kick off

Where: Rugby Park, Dubai Sports City

Admission: Free

Online: The match will be broadcast live on Dubai Exiles’ Facebook page

UAE squad: Lucas Waddington (Dubai Exiles), Gio Fourie (Exiles), Craig Nutt (Abu Dhabi Harlequins), Phil Brady (Harlequins), Daniel Perry (Dubai Hurricanes), Esekaia Dranibota (Harlequins), Matt Mills (Exiles), Jaen Botes (Exiles), Kristian Stinson (Exiles), Murray Reason (Abu Dhabi Saracens), Dave Knight (Hurricanes), Ross Samson (Jebel Ali Dragons), DuRandt Gerber (Exiles), Saki Naisau (Dragons), Andrew Powell (Hurricanes), Emosi Vacanau (Harlequins), Niko Volavola (Dragons), Matt Richards (Dragons), Luke Stevenson (Harlequins), Josh Ives (Dubai Sports City Eagles), Sean Stevens (Saracens), Thinus Steyn (Exiles)

Indoor cricket in a nutshell

Indoor Cricket World Cup - Sep 16-20, Insportz, Dubai

16 Indoor cricket matches are 16 overs per side

8 There are eight players per team

There have been nine Indoor Cricket World Cups for men. Australia have won every one.

5 Five runs are deducted from the score when a wickets falls

Batsmen bat in pairs, facing four overs per partnership

Scoring In indoor cricket, runs are scored by way of both physical and bonus runs. Physical runs are scored by both batsmen completing a run from one crease to the other. Bonus runs are scored when the ball hits a net in different zones, but only when at least one physical run is score.

Zones

A Front net, behind the striker and wicketkeeper: 0 runs

B Side nets, between the striker and halfway down the pitch: 1 run

Side nets between halfway and the bowlers end: 2 runs

Back net: 4 runs on the bounce, 6 runs on the full

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- Keep your hands and kitchen tools clean. Sanitize knives, cutting boards, tongs and storage jars with boiling water before you start.

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- Always use clean, closed, airtight lids and containers such as mason jars when fermenting yogurt and kraut. Keep the lid closed to prevent insects and contaminants from getting in.

 

The burning issue

The internal combustion engine is facing a watershed moment – major manufacturer Volvo is to stop producing petroleum-powered vehicles by 2021 and countries in Europe, including the UK, have vowed to ban their sale before 2040. The National takes a look at the story of one of the most successful technologies of the last 100 years and how it has impacted life in the UAE.

Part three: an affection for classic cars lives on

Read part two: how climate change drove the race for an alternative 

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What is blockchain?

Blockchain is a form of distributed ledger technology, a digital system in which data is recorded across multiple places at the same time. Unlike traditional databases, DLTs have no central administrator or centralised data storage. They are transparent because the data is visible and, because they are automatically replicated and impossible to be tampered with, they are secure.

The main difference between blockchain and other forms of DLT is the way data is stored as ‘blocks’ – new transactions are added to the existing ‘chain’ of past transactions, hence the name ‘blockchain’. It is impossible to delete or modify information on the chain due to the replication of blocks across various locations.

Blockchain is mostly associated with cryptocurrency Bitcoin. Due to the inability to tamper with transactions, advocates say this makes the currency more secure and safer than traditional systems. It is maintained by a network of people referred to as ‘miners’, who receive rewards for solving complex mathematical equations that enable transactions to go through.

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Other blockchain platforms can offer things like smart contracts, which are automatically implemented when specific conditions from all interested parties are reached, cutting the time involved and the risk of mistakes. Another use could be storing medical records, as patients can be confident their information cannot be changed. The technology can also be used in supply chains, voting and has the potential to used for storing property records.

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UAE Premiership

Results
Dubai Exiles 24-28 Jebel Ali Dragons
Abu Dhabi Harlequins 43-27 Dubai Hurricanes

Fixture
Friday, March 29, Abu Dhabi Harlequins v Jebel Ali Dragons, The Sevens, Dubai