On the first weekend that the Premier League programme was suspended, back in March, the vice-chair of West Ham United, Karren Brady, proposed "the only fair and reasonable thing to do is declare the whole season null and void".
She cited the public health risks around Covid-19, a disease about which even less was known then than it is now.
The response was shrill. West Ham were 16th in the table, above the relegation zone on goal difference. Self-interest was suspected, and the word ‘survival’ - standard football-speak for the opposite of relegation - was still being bandied about in a way that would soon seem inappropriate amid a deadly pandemic.
But Brady had one thing right: She predicted that only by clearing the summer months of international tournaments, as the game's major confederations soon did, would there be any prospect of club football completing its fixtures.
The Premier League 2019/20 is now two weeks into Project Restart, and provided it is not derailed, it will come to something resembling a normal, nail-biting conclusion - at least at the lower end of the table.
The champions may have been crowned spectacularly early; the last dropouts into the Championship look set to be scrapping it out until late July.
Three of the bottom four are in action on Wednesday. For Norwich City, Bournemouth and West Ham, Project Restart is very much Project Deja Vu so far. They all reached mid-March on a run of three defeats in their last four league games. They all reach July with no points from a possible six in June.
Norwich look all but relegated. A seven-point gap effectively separates them from safety, given a debilitating goal-difference deficit. “We need a miracle,” admits manager Daniel Farke. Mostly, they need goals. Norwich, at Arsenal, have just one from their last seven league matches.
The knot of clubs above Norwich could scarcely be tighter. West Ham players will arrive at the London Stadium for the visit of Chelsea 17th in the table. By the time they kick off, they may have dropped into the relegation zone, with Bournemouth, who host Newcastle United, an earlier match.
Bournemouth and West Ham are locked on 27 points, as are Aston Villa, who have played one game more and gouged two points from their four outings since the resumption.
In the dry landscape of the Premier League’s basement, that counts almost as a strong run. In 13 matches combined, the bottom five in the division have collected a mere three draws and no wins.
Watford, in 16th, sit a point clear of West Ham, Bournemouth and Villa. But they have lost their last two, and have senior players unavailable for breaching lockdown rules. Manager Nigel Pearson, who has guided Watford up from bottom of the table since he took over in December, could see his club back in the drop zone by the end of the night.
Pearson knows the territory. He oversaw Leicester’s so-called Great Escape from relegation in 2015, and that back-catalogue persuaded Watford to make him their third manager this season. David Moyes, another with experience of a relegation dogfight, is West Ham’s second.
Their combatants in the relegation joust are not such famed firefighters. Dean Smith is in his second season at Villa, but his first as a top-flight boss. Eddie Howe is in the seventh season of this, his second spell in charge of Bournemouth.
Since promotion from the Championship in 2015, Howe has overseen one real skirmish with relegation, but always felt confident his Bournemouth teams were potent enough to come through crises. “The biggest concern now is the goalscoring issue,” said Howe of the meagre tally of 29 goals this term. “It’s very unlike us.”
With leading scorer Callum Wilson suspended, and the best provider of assists, Ryan Fraser, no longer part of the first-team squad as he seeks a move, Bournemouth have high hurdles to overcome.
And that’s before Howe turns his mind to the fixture list. Next up after Newcastle: Manchester United away, then Tottenham Hotspur, Leicester and Manchester City.
Karren Brady, meanwhile, surveys the calendar she thought should be declared null and void back in March and can glimpse some light.
West Ham’s next six opponents, after Chelsea, include Norwich and Watford. That's two big chances to eke out the points that might ensure the final game need not be a winner-takes-all, high-stress play-off to stay in the Premier League: West Ham host Villa on the last day of this, the longest of seasons.
The specs: 2018 Jeep Compass
Price, base: Dh100,000 (estimate)
Engine: 2.4L four-cylinder
Transmission: Nine-speed automatic
Power: 184bhp at 6,400rpm
Torque: 237Nm at 3,900rpm
Fuel economy, combined: 9.4L / 100km
Day 1 results:
Open Men (bonus points in brackets)
New Zealand 125 (1) beat UAE 111 (3)
India 111 (4) beat Singapore 75 (0)
South Africa 66 (2) beat Sri Lanka 57 (2)
Australia 126 (4) beat Malaysia -16 (0)
Open Women
New Zealand 64 (2) beat South Africa 57 (2)
England 69 (3) beat UAE 63 (1)
Australia 124 (4) beat UAE 23 (0)
New Zealand 74 (2) beat England 55 (2)
Film: Raid
Dir: Rajkumar Gupta
Starring: Ajay Devgn, Ileana D'cruz and Saurabh Shukla
Verdict: Three stars
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The chef's advice
Troy Payne, head chef at Abu Dhabi’s newest healthy eatery Sanderson’s in Al Seef Resort & Spa, says singles need to change their mindset about how they approach the supermarket.
“They feel like they can’t buy one cucumber,” he says. “But I can walk into a shop – I feed two people at home – and I’ll walk into a shop and I buy one cucumber, I’ll buy one onion.”
Mr Payne asks for the sticker to be placed directly on each item, rather than face the temptation of filling one of the two-kilogram capacity plastic bags on offer.
The chef also advises singletons not get too hung up on “organic”, particularly high-priced varieties that have been flown in from far-flung locales. Local produce is often grown sustainably, and far cheaper, he says.
Avatar: Fire and Ash
Director: James Cameron
Starring: Sam Worthington, Sigourney Weaver, Zoe Saldana
Rating: 4.5/5
The specs
Engine: Four electric motors, one at each wheel
Power: 579hp
Torque: 859Nm
Transmission: Single-speed automatic
Price: From Dh825,900
On sale: Now
Best Academy: Ajax and Benfica
Best Agent: Jorge Mendes
Best Club : Liverpool
Best Coach: Jurgen Klopp (Liverpool)
Best Goalkeeper: Alisson Becker
Best Men’s Player: Cristiano Ronaldo
Best Partnership of the Year Award by SportBusiness: Manchester City and SAP
Best Referee: Stephanie Frappart
Best Revelation Player: Joao Felix (Atletico Madrid and Portugal)
Best Sporting Director: Andrea Berta (Atletico Madrid)
Best Women's Player: Lucy Bronze
Best Young Arab Player: Achraf Hakimi
Kooora – Best Arab Club: Al Hilal (Saudi Arabia)
Kooora – Best Arab Player: Abderrazak Hamdallah (Al-Nassr FC, Saudi Arabia)
Player Career Award: Miralem Pjanic and Ryan Giggs
Key findings of Jenkins report
- Founder of the Muslim Brotherhood, Hassan al Banna, "accepted the political utility of violence"
- Views of key Muslim Brotherhood ideologue, Sayyid Qutb, have “consistently been understood” as permitting “the use of extreme violence in the pursuit of the perfect Islamic society” and “never been institutionally disowned” by the movement.
- Muslim Brotherhood at all levels has repeatedly defended Hamas attacks against Israel, including the use of suicide bombers and the killing of civilians.
- Laying out the report in the House of Commons, David Cameron told MPs: "The main findings of the review support the conclusion that membership of, association with, or influence by the Muslim Brotherhood should be considered as a possible indicator of extremism."
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The Perfect Couple
Starring: Nicole Kidman, Liev Schreiber, Jack Reynor
Creator: Jenna Lamia
Rating: 3/5
MATCH INFO
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Man City: Agüero (25', 35', 75'), Jesus (31'), Silva (48'), Kongolo (84' og)
Huddersfield: Stankovic (43')
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Scores
Scotland 54-17 Fiji
England 15-16 New Zealand
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Director: Alfonso Cuaron
Stars: Cate Blanchett, Kevin Kline, Lesley Manville
Rating: 4/5
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Citadel: Honey Bunny first episode
Directors: Raj & DK
Stars: Varun Dhawan, Samantha Ruth Prabhu, Kashvi Majmundar, Kay Kay Menon
Rating: 4/5
What went into the film
25 visual effects (VFX) studios
2,150 VFX shots in a film with 2,500 shots
1,000 VFX artists
3,000 technicians
10 Concept artists, 25 3D designers
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If you go
The flights
The closest international airport for those travelling from the UAE is Denver, Colorado. British Airways (www.ba.com) flies from the UAE via London from Dh3,700 return, including taxes. From there, transfers can be arranged to the ranch or it’s a seven-hour drive. Alternatively, take an internal flight to the counties of Cody, Casper, or Billings
The stay
Red Reflet offers a series of packages, with prices varying depending on season. All meals and activities are included, with prices starting from US$2,218 (Dh7,150) per person for a minimum stay of three nights, including taxes. For more information, visit red-reflet-ranch.net.