The motto on Everton's badge, 'Nil Satis Nisi Optimum', means only the best is enough.
The motto on Everton's badge, 'Nil Satis Nisi Optimum', means only the best is enough.
The motto on Everton's badge, 'Nil Satis Nisi Optimum', means only the best is enough.
The motto on Everton's badge, 'Nil Satis Nisi Optimum', means only the best is enough.

It's just not English in the Premier League


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"Latin's a dead language, as dead as dead can be, it killed off all the Romans but it's big at EFC."

OK, that is not quite the schoolboy rhyme of my youth. However, following an extraordinary few days at Everton FC, the new version may take hold.

Who knows, at this precise moment, a young scamp may be carving it into his desk with a compass, or whatever the modern equivalent is. Twinking it onto his Facespace, perhaps?

Robert Elstone, Everton's chief executive, was forced to make a humiliating U-turn after launching a modified club crest which would, the marketing men said, improve and unify global branding. (Translation: we need a simpler badge so the factories knocking out cheap shirts abroad can get it right.)

Several parts of the old design were removed, including a pair of laurel wreaths and the railings around Prince Rupert's Tower. (Long story.)

The omission which caused the gravest offence among Evertonians, however, was the scroll bearing the club motto "Nil Satis Nisi Optimum". Only the best is good enough.

More than 20,000 Evertonians signed a petition demanding the old crest be re-instated. Eventually the club capitulated to fan pressure.

They will keep the offending badge for this season but pledged to design a new one, with proper consultation of fans, in time for the start of next season.

Will that one feature the Latin motto? Does the genitive plural always end in -um?! (For the non-Evertonians, that means yes.)

Now, those of you who have visited Goodison Park on a match day might be forgiven for assuming the Gwladys Street End is not a hot bed for the classics. Not unless you mean Reebok Classics.

Well, evidently you were wrong. They love a bit of "amo, amas, eh mate".

Cruel rival fans might also express surprise at the content of Everton's motto, seeing as their last "Optimum" league finish was in 1987.

So perhaps - whisper it – now would be the ideal time to adapt that motto.

"Nil Satis Nisi Optimum. Sed Verberans Vicinis Faciemus." Only the best is good enough. But beating the neighbours will do."

And while we are in tweak mode, why stop with Everton? Plenty of Premier League giants have Latin mottos.

Arsenal's is "Victoria Concordia Crescit", or "Victory comes from harmony", which might explain a few things.

How about something more upbeat: "Quarta Nova Primo." Fourth is the new first.

Chelsea's motto is "Nisi Domius Frustra". Unless God is with us, all will be in vain.

Suggested addition: "Sine Romano, Omnium Indebitatur." Without Roman, all will be in debt.

West Bromwich Albion originally adopted the town's motto of "Labor Omnia Vincit", or "Work conquers all."

Well, it was either that or "Boing Boing Baggies Boing", which does not look very elegant on a scroll.

Confusingly, "work conquers all" would seem like a much better fit for the ever-industrious Stoke City's motto.

However, it cannot be, because the Potters' preferred mission statement is "Vis Unita Fortior", or United strength is stronger.

United strikers, on the other hand, are often crocked. As the failed Michael Owen experiment proved.

Sunderland's Latin motto, "Consectatio Excellentiae", is rather clever. It means "in pursuit of excellence" - but cunningly offers no guarantees about when, if ever, such a goal will be achieved.

Local rivals Newcastle, meanwhile, have plumped for "Fortiter Defendit Triumphans", or "Triumphing by brave defence".

Under the Kevin Keegan years, presumably, this was changed to "Perniciosasque Triumphans Per Impetum, Deinde Amisso". Triumphing by suicidal attack, then losing.

Bit of mouthful, to be honest. What is wrong with "Ingens Fuste", or "massive club"?

Manchester United have no Latin motto, so we start with a clean slate. A club of such magnitude needs something masterful, something Caesar-esque for the loyal fans.

"Venimus, Vidimus, Vicimus. Transivimus Domum Ad Wigorniensem." We came, we saw, we conquered. We went back home to Worcestershire."

And so to a spot test. Which English football club has the motto: "Superbia In Proelio"?

No, not Tottenham. You are getting understandably confused with "Supermarket in Progress".

No, not Fulham either, although you may hear its well-heeled fans braying that they enjoy football for its "superb proles".

In fact, the answer is Manchester City, and it means "pride in battle" - a quality in short supply towards the end of Roberto Mancini's reign.

Not all football clubs have Latin mottos, of course. Some are in English, of all things.

Premier League new boys Cardiff City's badge says "Fire and Passion", although when they play Leeds it should probably read "Fire, Police and Ambulance".

And arguably the simplest motto to grace a crest is the single English word "Prepared", beneath a lion rampant.

Its owner, ironically, is a place where Latin should feel at home: Villa.

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Director: Jesse Armstrong

Rating: 3.5/5

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The specs

Engine: 3.9-litre twin-turbo V8
Power: 620hp from 5,750-7,500rpm
Torque: 760Nm from 3,000-5,750rpm
Transmission: Eight-speed dual-clutch auto
On sale: Now
Price: From Dh1.05 million ($286,000)

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Dr Miriam Bradley, senior lecturer in humanitarian studies at the University of Manchester, has argued that, by the early 1980s, “several government policies combined to cause, rather than prevent, a famine which lasted from 1983 to 1985. Mengistu’s government imposed Stalinist-model agricultural policies involving forced collectivisation and villagisation [relocation of communities into planned villages].
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The combined event was broadcast to an estimated worldwide audience of 1.5 billion.

Tightening the screw on rogue recruiters

The UAE overhauled the procedure to recruit housemaids and domestic workers with a law in 2017 to protect low-income labour from being exploited.

 Only recruitment companies authorised by the government are permitted as part of Tadbeer, a network of labour ministry-regulated centres.

A contract must be drawn up for domestic workers, the wages and job offer clearly stating the nature of work.

The contract stating the wages, work entailed and accommodation must be sent to the employee in their home country before they depart for the UAE.

The contract will be signed by the employer and employee when the domestic worker arrives in the UAE.

Only recruitment agencies registered with the ministry can undertake recruitment and employment applications for domestic workers.

Penalties for illegal recruitment in the UAE include fines of up to Dh100,000 and imprisonment

But agents not authorised by the government sidestep the law by illegally getting women into the country on visit visas.

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Stars:  Lee Jung-jae, Wi Ha-joon and Lee Byung-hun

Rating: 4.5/5

KEY HIGHLIGHTS

Healthcare spending to double to $2.2 trillion rupees

Launched a 641billion-rupee federal health scheme

Allotted 200 billion rupees for the recapitalisation of state-run banks

Around 1.75 trillion rupees allotted for privatisation and stake sales in state-owned assets

Company profile

Name: Fruitful Day

Founders: Marie-Christine Luijckx, Lyla Dalal AlRawi, Lindsey Fournie

Based: Dubai, UAE

Founded: 2015

Number of employees: 30

Sector: F&B

Funding so far: Dh3 million

Future funding plans: None at present

Future markets: Saudi Arabia, potentially Kuwait and other GCC countries

The National Archives, Abu Dhabi

Founded over 50 years ago, the National Archives collects valuable historical material relating to the UAE, and is the oldest and richest archive relating to the Arabian Gulf.

Much of the material can be viewed on line at the Arabian Gulf Digital Archive - https://www.agda.ae/en

Benefits of first-time home buyers' scheme
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  • Discounts on sales price of off-plan units
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Global state-owned investor ranking by size

1.

United States

2.

China

3.

UAE

4.

Japan

5

Norway

6.

Canada

7.

Singapore

8.

Australia

9.

Saudi Arabia

10.

South Korea

How it works

1) The liquid nanoclay is a mixture of water and clay that aims to convert desert land to fertile ground

2) Instead of water draining straight through the sand, it apparently helps the soil retain water

3) One application is said to last five years

4) The cost of treatment per hectare (2.4 acres) of desert varies from $7,000 to $10,000 per hectare 

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Winner Dubai Future, Harry Bentley (jockey), Saeed bin Suroor (trainer).

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Winner Dubai Love, Patrick Cosgrave, Saeed bin Suroor.

7.40pm Dubai Dash Listed $175,000 (T) 1,000m

Winner: Equilateral, James Doyle, Charles Hills.

8.15pm Al Bastakiya Trial Conditions $100,000 (D) 1.900m

Winner Laser Show, Kevin Stott, Saeed bin Suroor.

8.50pm Al Fahidi Fort Group Two $250,000 (T) 1,400m

Winner Glorious Journey, James Doyle, Charlie Appleby.

9.25pm Handicap $135,000 (D) 2,000m

Winner George Villiers, Tadhg O’Shea, Satish Seemar.

GAC GS8 Specs

Engine: 2.0-litre 4cyl turbo

Power: 248hp at 5,200rpm

Torque: 400Nm at 1,750-4,000rpm

Transmission: 8-speed auto

Fuel consumption: 9.1L/100km

On sale: Now

Price: From Dh149,900

The currency conundrum

Russ Mould, investment director at online trading platform AJ Bell, says almost every major currency has challenges right now. “The US has a huge budget deficit, the euro faces political friction and poor growth, sterling is bogged down by Brexit, China’s renminbi is hit by debt fears while slowing Chinese growth is hurting commodity exporters like Australia and Canada.”

Most countries now actively want a weak currency to make their exports more competitive. “China seems happy to let the renminbi drift lower, the Swiss are still running quantitative easing at full tilt and central bankers everywhere are actively talking down their currencies or offering only limited support," says Mr Mould.

This is a race to the bottom, and everybody wants to be a winner.

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