If you've seen the previews for the new Robert De Niro movie, The Intern, you've pretty much seen the whole picture.
The movie – which was written and directed by Nancy Meyers, and also stars Anne Hathaway – tells the story of the world’s oldest intern, played by the 72-year-old De Niro, who finds himself working for a driven and vaguely unhappy fashion industry executive, played by Hathaway.
He’s too old, really, to fit in with his co-workers at the online fashion retailer – he doesn’t know their lingo, or how to use all of the technology, or the current trends of today’s workplace. But his old-fashioned know-how and dogged determination – and his business street smarts, hard won over the years, garner the respect of his co-workers. He and his young boss develop a warm and unusual friendship, and both of them learn a lot from each other.
I mean, I’m pretty sure that’s what the movie’s about. I haven’t seen it yet. What I’ve seen, though, are about six different previews – or trailers – which give away almost every twist and turn in the movie as well as some awfully funny moments. It’s tough to imagine that there are still surprises in store.
Nancy Meyers is a smart and witty writer, and the two leads are almost always terrific, so I’ll probably see the movie anyway. I’ll go to the cinema and buy a ticket and watch the film as if it’s entirely new to me, even though I know that De Niro and Hathaway have some initial comic awkwardness and tension in the early part of the movie (there are two moments in the trailer that illustrate this) and then have a few moments of emotional connection near the middle of the picture (the music in the trailer, when it plays over shots of the stars looking at each other, implies as much) and then, at the end of the picture, De Niro’s character helps Hathaway’s character overcome a major obstacle (this is pretty much stated outright) and the movie’s over.
“Give it all away,” a film producer once told me when I asked him how much of a movie’s story a trailer should reveal. “Tell them as much as you can in the three or four minutes you’ve got. People don’t come to the movies to be surprised. They come to be satisfied. They come to get exactly what you promised.”
There’s a certain logic to that. When you pitch a movie to a studio – or, for that matter, when you pitch a television series to a network – more often than not the executive on the other side of the desk is waiting to hear what we call “trailer moments”.
Trailer moments are scenes or moments that basically tell the story of the movie – that show what’s funny about it, or scary, or thrilling. They’re the promise to the audience: if you give us your money (or, in the case of television, your time) we’ll deliver entertainment exactly like this. So when you pitch your project to the studio or network executive, you’re pitching the characters and the theme and all sorts of arty nonsense. But the executive is thinking: Can any of this be used in the trailer?
Because every Hollywood product – television series, film, whatever – is eventually sold to the audience through a series of trailers or clips, the most important thing for an executive to know is that there’s going to be some material in this project the studio can use to sell it.
That may seem obvious – it's a movie! Of course there will be scenes that can be pulled for use in the trailer – but you'd be surprised how often that isn't the case. The rumour has persisted for years that in one of De Niro's biggest comedy hits, Meet the Parents, the now-iconic scene where he interrogates his prospective son-in-law, played by Ben Stiller, with a polygraph device did not appear in the original script and wasn't shot during production.
The idea evolved only when the marketing team was trying to come up with a simple, clear, comic image that captured the entire concept of the picture. How about, they asked, if the movie poster was De Niro hooking Stiller up to a lie detector? It was not only a terrific movie poster idea, it was a winning trailer moment. The only problem was, as the rumour goes, the scene didn’t exist.
Which isn’t a problem in Hollywood: if a scene doesn’t exist and you need it, you simply call the actors back for a few days and film it. Each actor has in his or her contract a clause for just this kind of thing. And so they shot a scene that became a trailer that became a poster that, in many ways, made the movie a hit.
Did it give away one of the funniest moments? Yes. Did it hurt the box office appeal of the movie? Not at all.
I'll remember that when I'm sitting in the dark watching The Intern unfold exactly as the previews promised it would, and I'll try not to wonder why I paid good money to see funny scenes and hear comic dialogue I had already seen and heard, for free, in the trailers.
Rob Long is a writer and producer in Hollywood
On Twitter: @rcbl
The White Lotus: Season three
Creator: Mike White
Starring: Walton Goggins, Jason Isaacs, Natasha Rothwell
Rating: 4.5/5
Gifts exchanged
- King Charles - replica of President Eisenhower Sword
- Queen Camilla - Tiffany & Co vintage 18-carat gold, diamond and ruby flower brooch
- Donald Trump - hand-bound leather book with Declaration of Independence
- Melania Trump - personalised Anya Hindmarch handbag
MATCH INFO
Day 2 at the Gabba
Australia 312-1
Warner 151 not out, Burns 97, Labuschagne 55 not out
Pakistan 240
Shafiq 76, Starc 4-52
UK-EU trade at a glance
EU fishing vessels guaranteed access to UK waters for 12 years
Co-operation on security initiatives and procurement of defence products
Youth experience scheme to work, study or volunteer in UK and EU countries
Smoother border management with use of e-gates
Cutting red tape on import and export of food
Jetour T1 specs
Engine: 2-litre turbocharged
Power: 254hp
Torque: 390Nm
Price: From Dh126,000
Available: Now
MATCH INFO
Scotland 59 (Tries: Hastings (2), G Horne (3), Turner, Seymour, Barclay, Kinghorn, McInally; Cons: Hastings 8)
Russia 0
Results
5pm: Maiden (PA) Dh 80,000 (Turf) 1,400m. Winner: Al Ajeeb W’Rsan, Pat Dobbs (jockey), Jaci Wickham (trainer).
5.30pm: Maiden (PA) Dh 80,000 (T) 1,400m racing. Winner: Mujeeb, Fabrice Veron, Eric Lemartinel.
6pm: Handicap (PA) Dh 90,000 (T) 2,200m. Winner: Onward, Connor Beasley, Abdallah Al Hammadi.
6.30pm: Sheikh Zayed bin Sultan Al Nahyan Jewel Crown Prep Rated Conditions (PA) Dh 125,000 (T) 2,200m. Winner: Somoud, Richard Mullen, Jean de Roualle.
7pm: Wathba Stallions Cup Handicap (PA) Dh 70,000 (T) 1,600m. Winner: AF Arrab, Tadhg O’Shea, Ernst Oertel.
7.30pm: Handicap (TB) Dh 90,000 (T) 1,400m. Winner: Irish Freedom, Richard Mullen, Satish Seemar.
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The alternatives
• Founded in 2014, Telr is a payment aggregator and gateway with an office in Silicon Oasis. It’s e-commerce entry plan costs Dh349 monthly (plus VAT). QR codes direct customers to an online payment page and merchants can generate payments through messaging apps.
• Business Bay’s Pallapay claims 40,000-plus active merchants who can invoice customers and receive payment by card. Fees range from 1.99 per cent plus Dh1 per transaction depending on payment method and location, such as online or via UAE mobile.
• Tap started in May 2013 in Kuwait, allowing Middle East businesses to bill, accept, receive and make payments online “easier, faster and smoother” via goSell and goCollect. It supports more than 10,000 merchants. Monthly fees range from US$65-100, plus card charges of 2.75-3.75 per cent and Dh1.2 per sale.
• 2checkout’s “all-in-one payment gateway and merchant account” accepts payments in 200-plus markets for 2.4-3.9 per cent, plus a Dh1.2-Dh1.8 currency conversion charge. The US provider processes online shop and mobile transactions and has 17,000-plus active digital commerce users.
• PayPal is probably the best-known online goods payment method - usually used for eBay purchases - but can be used to receive funds, providing everyone’s signed up. Costs from 2.9 per cent plus Dh1.2 per transaction.
MATCH INFO
Manchester City 6 Huddersfield Town 1
Man City: Agüero (25', 35', 75'), Jesus (31'), Silva (48'), Kongolo (84' og)
Huddersfield: Stankovic (43')
Key facilities
- Olympic-size swimming pool with a split bulkhead for multi-use configurations, including water polo and 50m/25m training lanes
- Premier League-standard football pitch
- 400m Olympic running track
- NBA-spec basketball court with auditorium
- 600-seat auditorium
- Spaces for historical and cultural exploration
- An elevated football field that doubles as a helipad
- Specialist robotics and science laboratories
- AR and VR-enabled learning centres
- Disruption Lab and Research Centre for developing entrepreneurial skills
Pathaan
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The Rub of Time: Bellow, Nabokov, Hitchens, Travolta, Trump and Other Pieces 1986-2016
Martin Amis,
Jonathan Cape
The specs
Engine: 2.0-litre 4cyl turbo
Power: 261hp at 5,500rpm
Torque: 405Nm at 1,750-3,500rpm
Transmission: 9-speed auto
Fuel consumption: 6.9L/100km
On sale: Now
Price: From Dh117,059
Sunday's games
All times UAE:
Tottenham Hotspur v Crystal Palace, 4pm
Manchester City v Arsenal, 6.15pm
Everton v Watford, 8.30pm
Chelsea v Manchester United, 8.30pm
FIXTURES
All kick-off times 10.45pm UAE ( 4 GMT)
Tuesday
Mairobr v Liverpool
Spartak Moscow v Sevilla
Feyenoord v Shakhtar Donetsk
Manchester City v Napoli
Monaco v Besiktas
RB Leipzig v Porto
Apoel Nicosia v Borussia Dortmund
Real Madrid v Tottenham Hotspur
Wednesday
Benfica v Manchester United
CSKA Moscow v Basel
Bayern Munich v Celtic
Anderlecht v Paris Saint-Germain
Qarabag v Atletico Madrid
Chelsea v Roma
Barcelona v Olympiakos
Juventus v Sporting Lisbon
Desert Warrior
Starring: Anthony Mackie, Aiysha Hart, Ben Kingsley
Director: Rupert Wyatt
Rating: 3/5
Silent Hill f
Publisher: Konami
Platforms: PlayStation 5, Xbox Series X/S, PC
Rating: 4.5/5
'Manmarziyaan' (Colour Yellow Productions, Phantom Films)
Director: Anurag Kashyap
Cast: Abhishek Bachchan, Taapsee Pannu, Vicky Kaushal
Rating: 3.5/5
'Saand Ki Aankh'
Produced by: Reliance Entertainment with Chalk and Cheese Films
Director: Tushar Hiranandani
Cast: Taapsee Pannu, Bhumi Pednekar, Prakash Jha, Vineet Singh
Rating: 3.5/5 stars
Killing of Qassem Suleimani
Who's who in Yemen conflict
Houthis: Iran-backed rebels who occupy Sanaa and run unrecognised government
Yemeni government: Exiled government in Aden led by eight-member Presidential Leadership Council
Southern Transitional Council: Faction in Yemeni government that seeks autonomy for the south
Habrish 'rebels': Tribal-backed forces feuding with STC over control of oil in government territory