When we look back and say, "ooooh, that's so 2009," what will we be talking about? The grungy urban fashionista update on Dr Martens boots by Marceaux Pascal, or Christian Louboutin's vampish Brigette-lace-mesh, 140cm-high platform ankle bootees?
Or, as a top-to-toe look, what about Sass & Bide's Beast Rats printed leggings under a "lumberjill" shirt with a gobstopper necklace? Or, equally, Balenciaga's ultra-ladylike draped skirt and satin blouse, worn with spotty tights? These all currently constitute the height of cool, despite being world's apart in terms of look and vibe.
The dilemma is symptomatic of a phase we are passing through: fashion extremism. This has got a lot to do with the fact the major trend to emanate from the autumn/winter 2009/2010 international designer catwalks was- there is no one, all-encompassing, silhouette/colour/hemline-defining, something-to-please-Victoria Beckham trend.
The obvious knock-on effect from the global recession seems to be everyone - especially in fashion - has to think a bit harder. Be more creative. Which makes coming to a conclusion that much harder. The result is supersized, downsized, upgraded, super-cheap, super-high (heels), mind-blowingly pricey (handbags) and downright weird (the mankini?), and not a lot in between.
This is why polar opposites exist in the same season and why we have reached the point where the only thing predictable is the unpredictable, especially in terms of what goes with what.
Over the recent London Fashion Week I scrutinised stylists and fashionistas in the front row (you know who you are) who were working the "extreme" fashion trend.
This can be as subtle as wearing blue nail varnish (dark teal is the new navy) or a flash of purple lipstick, or pulling off Dolce & Gabbana's experimental funky London debutante-meets-French-aristocrat look.
Those who hadn't just flown in on the red-eye from New York had flopped off the Eurostar from Premier Vision, the world's number-one international fabric and textile fair near Paris. This is where the likes of Galliano and Gaultier go shopping for their silk gazar.
All talk during London was how incredible ("mind-blowing!") fabrics had been - weaves/double cloths and yarns were embroidered, embellished, printed or woven with a metallic sheen - for autumn/winter 2010/11, the season shown at the French textile fair.
"Creativity blossoms when resources are limited," said Cecilia Dean, the editor of the fashion forward magazine, Visionaire.
In terms of shine and texture, fabrics have already begun to move into the spotlight. Given competition from cheaper Chinese manufacturing, this is the only way French and Italian fabric houses can offer something the mass market simply can't copy. Just imagine something 50 times more extraordinary and fun to wear than all these sequinned shifts currently pouring out of India and China?
The other message to come out of Premier Vision was imaginary value no longer cuts it. Consumers refuse to be fooled by exterior signs of quality. They still want something to dream about but won't be fobbed off by anything lacking in design just because it has a fancy brand or logo.
I can sympathise with this, having just had my kitchen redesigned by a fancy interior guru who only uses cheap-as-chips Ikea fixtures finished with state-of-the-art, heart-stoppingly expensive sage Caesarstone quartz.
It's the same 2009 logic that explains why the inexpensive puffy Uniqlo sports jacket that shares the same breathable fabric and design nuance of the very pricey Moncler Rouge by Giambattista Valli has become a cult garment. Or why pesto popcorn is the new thing to serve as an aperitif at fancy eateries.
I hear the global recession has done the unthinkable to Japan, turning it from a country where luxury products were once considered mass-market because of the volume of Louis Vuitton sold, into a nation of discount store shoppers. Just don't call the younger generation who embrace vintage and Seiyu (the Asian branch of Wal-Mart) bargain-hunters.
Off-catwalk there is another fashion extremist thing going on: the age divide, which front-row shows and style blogs such as Scott Schuman's Sartorialist are testimony to.
The only thing cooler than a being a Fashion "lifer" like Anna Wintour is being one of the preposterously young cuties with a legitimate front-row seat (ie that isn't blagged off your editrix mother.)
It's quite normal to see Ms Wintour sitting primly in her pew with helmet hairdo, neat tweed suit and sunglasses next to a Lily Allen-esque pink-haired 20-year-old rocking a Blondie T-shirt and paint-splashed jeans (by J Brand, of course).
Meanwhile fashion extremism on the catwalk has been rife, from Prada's metallic tablecloth skirts to Gucci's space age sportswear with a built-in parachute harness. If ever there was a time to take risks this is it. Perhaps that's what 2009 will be remembered for?
Game Changer
Director: Shankar
Stars: Ram Charan, Kiara Advani, Anjali, S J Suryah, Jayaram
Rating: 2/5
Other workplace saving schemes
- The UAE government announced a retirement savings plan for private and free zone sector employees in 2023.
- Dubai’s savings retirement scheme for foreign employees working in the emirate’s government and public sector came into effect in 2022.
- National Bonds unveiled a Golden Pension Scheme in 2022 to help private-sector foreign employees with their financial planning.
- In April 2021, Hayah Insurance unveiled a workplace savings plan to help UAE employees save for their retirement.
- Lunate, an Abu Dhabi-based investment manager, has launched a fund that will allow UAE private companies to offer employees investment returns on end-of-service benefits.
French Touch
Carla Bruni
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Emergency
Director: Kangana Ranaut
Stars: Kangana Ranaut, Anupam Kher, Shreyas Talpade, Milind Soman, Mahima Chaudhry
Rating: 2/5
La Mer lowdown
La Mer beach is open from 10am until midnight, daily, and is located in Jumeirah 1, well after Kite Beach. Some restaurants, like Cupagahwa, are open from 8am for breakfast; most others start at noon. At the time of writing, we noticed that signs for Vicolo, an Italian eatery, and Kaftan, a Turkish restaurant, indicated that these two restaurants will be open soon, most likely this month. Parking is available, as well as a Dh100 all-day valet option or a Dh50 valet service if you’re just stopping by for a few hours.
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Engine: 77.4kW all-wheel-drive dual motor
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England's all-time record goalscorers:
Wayne Rooney 53
Bobby Charlton 49
Gary Lineker 48
Jimmy Greaves 44
Michael Owen 40
Tom Finney 30
Nat Lofthouse 30
Alan Shearer 30
Viv Woodward 29
Frank Lampard 29
Western Region Asia Cup T20 Qualifier
Sun Feb 23 – Thu Feb 27, Al Amerat, Oman
The two finalists advance to the Asia qualifier in Malaysia in August
Group A
Bahrain, Maldives, Oman, Qatar
Group B
UAE, Iran, Kuwait, Saudi Arabia
UAE group fixtures
Sunday Feb 23, 9.30am, v Iran
Monday Feb 25, 1pm, v Kuwait
Tuesday Feb 26, 9.30am, v Saudi
UAE squad
Ahmed Raza, Rohan Mustafa, Alishan Sharafu, Ansh Tandon, Vriitya Aravind, Junaid Siddique, Waheed Ahmed, Karthik Meiyappan, Basil Hameed, Mohammed Usman, Mohammed Ayaz, Zahoor Khan, Chirag Suri, Sultan Ahmed
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How to protect yourself when air quality drops
Install an air filter in your home.
Close your windows and turn on the AC.
Shower or bath after being outside.
Wear a face mask.
Stay indoors when conditions are particularly poor.
If driving, turn your engine off when stationary.
Formula Middle East Calendar (Formula Regional and Formula 4)
Round 1: January 17-19, Yas Marina Circuit – Abu Dhabi
Round 2: January 22-23, Yas Marina Circuit – Abu Dhabi
Round 3: February 7-9, Dubai Autodrome – Dubai
Round 4: February 14-16, Yas Marina Circuit – Abu Dhabi
Round 5: February 25-27, Jeddah Corniche Circuit – Saudi Arabia
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