One article that caught widespread attention on the regional Twitter-sphere recently suggested that McDonald's French fries could be a cure for baldness.
According to scientists at Japan's Yokohama National University, dimethylpolysiloxane, the chemical used to cook French fries – and apparently handy in stopping oil from splattering during the frying process – has been used in studies that have seen bald mice growing new hair.
I came across this information in my downtime – truth be told, it was shoved down my throat by a mixture of family, friends and acquaintances.
This resulted in what I would call a "bad hair week" – a week when it seems everywhere I looked, there were articles related to baldness, as well as online advertisements touting the latest treatments on the market.
Then last week, during my aunty’s most recent Abu Dhabi visit, she casually dropped the information that one of our relatives was considering flying from the United States to Turkey to undergo a hair procedure that sounded eerily like a horticulture project – the terms “seeding”, “planting” and “growth” were bandied around.
The message was clear: there is hope for baldness. But then it's something I've come to accept. The talk from family and friends was all rather ludicrous considering I don't miss any one of my lost follicles. Not once have I longed for a full head of hair or fallen into an existential crisis because of my lack of tufts.
On reflection I realised my nonchalance is not some hidden wisdom, but partly to do with the balding process itself.
It is true what they say about hair loss – you lose it without even knowing. That's me. It was the most elegant of robberies. My hair unwittingly receded to such an extent that when I opted for the shaved head look more than 15 years ago, it simply never grew back.
I brushed it off like a failed relationship and moved on, but not before my family tried one last time to “reconnect us”, so to speak.
I remember my grandmother coaxing me to take part in her own hair-revival experiment – sorry, ahem "treatment" – which included my scalp being rubbed with some kind of oil mixed with garlic. I respectfully declined, declaring I didn't want to smell like a cross between a vampire slayer and a piece of bruschetta.
Sinking deeper into my thoughts, I came to an epiphany about the reason I never feared baldness, and it goes back to my fondest childhood memories during my time in Abu Dhabi in the 1980s.
I was about 8 years old and would look forward to every second Thursday, when my father would invite his buddies to our flat on Airport Road for card night. As it was the lead into the weekend, I was allowed to stay up late and watch the half a dozen or so intellectual Eritrean men play their hands. Some of them were former teachers and diplomats who had fled the violence back home and made their way to Abu Dhabi to accept less-stimulating jobs, in turn sacrificing their own ambitions to safeguard their families.
I can still picture and hear them laughing through the thick cigarette smoke, holding cards and hot tea, as the living-room light bounced brilliantly from their many balding heads – my father's included.
That group eventually split in the early 1990s – most took the golden opportunity to permanently re-settle in new countries such as the US, Canada and, in our family's case, Australia.
I reunited with one of my father's gang – gregarious former teacher Mahmoud Kanoni – two or so years ago when I attended his daughter's wedding, here in the capital. His big, bald head shone among the festive masses as he laughed about how that 8-year-old he remembered (me) had also joined the bald club.
It was the last time we would meet. Mr Kanoni died about a fortnight ago, surrounded by his family – all of whom are educated, naturalised and on their own path to success.
It was the hard work of people such as him and the rest of my father's baldy card-playing buddies that has inspired me to not only dream big, but also to set my hopes higher than what research involving French fries might generate.
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The natoor is an enduring reminder of old-school ways
A thank you to Tiffany Haddish from an Eritrean
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Spring in the UAE: A time filled with regret and guilt
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Herc's Adventures
Developer: Big Ape Productions
Publisher: LucasArts
Console: PlayStation 1 & 5, Sega Saturn
Rating: 4/5
Fixtures (6pm UAE unless stated)
Saturday Bournemouth v Leicester City, Chelsea v Manchester City (8.30pm), Huddersfield v Tottenham Hotspur (3.30pm), Manchester United v Crystal Palace, Stoke City v Southampton, West Bromwich Albion v Watford, West Ham United v Swansea City
Sunday Arsenal v Brighton (3pm), Everton v Burnley (5.15pm), Newcastle United v Liverpool (6.30pm)
SPECS
Engine: 4-litre V8 twin-turbo
Power: 630hp
Torque: 850Nm
Transmission: 8-speed Tiptronic automatic
Price: From Dh599,000
On sale: Now
Company profile
Company name: Fasset
Started: 2019
Founders: Mohammad Raafi Hossain, Daniel Ahmed
Based: Dubai
Sector: FinTech
Initial investment: $2.45 million
Current number of staff: 86
Investment stage: Pre-series B
Investors: Investcorp, Liberty City Ventures, Fatima Gobi Ventures, Primal Capital, Wealthwell Ventures, FHS Capital, VN2 Capital, local family offices
COMPANY PROFILE
Name: Xpanceo
Started: 2018
Founders: Roman Axelrod, Valentyn Volkov
Based: Dubai, UAE
Industry: Smart contact lenses, augmented/virtual reality
Funding: $40 million
Investor: Opportunity Venture (Asia)
The specs
Engine: 2.0-litre 4-cyl turbo
Power: 247hp at 6,500rpm
Torque: 370Nm from 1,500-3,500rpm
Transmission: 10-speed auto
Fuel consumption: 7.8L/100km
Price: from Dh94,900
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How to wear a kandura
Dos
- Wear the right fabric for the right season and occasion
- Always ask for the dress code if you don’t know
- Wear a white kandura, white ghutra / shemagh (headwear) and black shoes for work
- Wear 100 per cent cotton under the kandura as most fabrics are polyester
Don’ts
- Wear hamdania for work, always wear a ghutra and agal
- Buy a kandura only based on how it feels; ask questions about the fabric and understand what you are buying
Sour Grapes
Author: Zakaria Tamer
Publisher: Syracuse University Press
Pages: 176
MATCH INFO
Liverpool 2 (Van Dijk 18', 24')
Brighton 1 (Dunk 79')
Red card: Alisson (Liverpool)
Confirmed bouts (more to be added)
Cory Sandhagen v Umar Nurmagomedov
Nick Diaz v Vicente Luque
Michael Chiesa v Tony Ferguson
Deiveson Figueiredo v Marlon Vera
Mackenzie Dern v Loopy Godinez
Tickets for the August 3 Fight Night, held in partnership with the Department of Culture and Tourism Abu Dhabi, went on sale earlier this month, through www.etihadarena.ae and www.ticketmaster.ae.
Uefa Nations League: How it works
The Uefa Nations League, introduced last year, has reached its final stage, to be played over five days in northern Portugal. The format of its closing tournament is compact, spread over two semi-finals, with the first, Portugal versus Switzerland in Porto on Wednesday evening, and the second, England against the Netherlands, in Guimaraes, on Thursday.
The winners of each semi will then meet at Porto’s Dragao stadium on Sunday, with the losing semi-finalists contesting a third-place play-off in Guimaraes earlier that day.
Qualifying for the final stage was via League A of the inaugural Nations League, in which the top 12 European countries according to Uefa's co-efficient seeding system were divided into four groups, the teams playing each other twice between September and November. Portugal, who finished above Italy and Poland, successfully bid to host the finals.
Why all the lefties?
Six of the eight fast bowlers used in the ILT20 match between Desert Vipers and MI Emirates were left-handed. So 75 per cent of those involved.
And that despite the fact 10-12 per cent of the world’s population is said to be left-handed.
It is an extension of a trend which has seen left-arm pacers become highly valued – and over-represented, relative to other formats – in T20 cricket.
It is all to do with the fact most batters are naturally attuned to the angles created by right-arm bowlers, given that is generally what they grow up facing more of.
In their book, Hitting Against the Spin, cricket data analysts Nathan Leamon and Ben Jones suggest the advantage for a left-arm pace bowler in T20 is amplified because of the obligation on the batter to attack.
“The more attacking the batsman, the more reliant they are on anticipation,” they write.
“This effectively increases the time pressure on the batsman, so increases the reliance on anticipation, and therefore increases the left-arm bowler’s advantage.”
The specs
Engine: 3.9-litre twin-turbo V8
Power: 620hp from 5,750-7,500rpm
Torque: 760Nm from 3,000-5,750rpm
Transmission: Eight-speed dual-clutch auto
On sale: Now
Price: From Dh1.05 million ($286,000)
EXPATS
Director: Lulu Wang
Stars: Nicole Kidman, Sarayu Blue, Ji-young Yoo, Brian Tee, Jack Huston
Rating: 4/5
Founders: Abdulmajeed Alsukhan, Turki Bin Zarah and Abdulmohsen Albabtain.
Based: Riyadh
Offices: UAE, Vietnam and Germany
Founded: September, 2020
Number of employees: 70
Sector: FinTech, online payment solutions
Funding to date: $116m in two funding rounds
Investors: Checkout.com, Impact46, Vision Ventures, Wealth Well, Seedra, Khwarizmi, Hala Ventures, Nama Ventures and family offices