Is that a great idea, or just a pile of rubbish on the street?



Late one night, I was out walking with my dog. In Los Angeles - as in other big cities - dog owners are required to clean up after their dogs. Even in Paris, once famous for its streets and sidewalks dotted with dog droppings, people are starting to get the message.

So I take my dog out as late as possible, when there are fewer judgemental neighbours lurking about, fewer eyes to notice that sometimes - just sometimes, OK? - I let her do her business in an out-of-the-way spot, take a furtive glance to my left and right, and if no one is looking, I hurry quickly along.

That night, though, people were looking, so I dutifully removed the plastic bag that all dog owners are legally required to carry and I scooped up the offending matter. But as I did, I noticed something else on the ground.

There were two index cards, of the usual size. And there was writing on them.

I know that some writers - not me - use index cards to keep track of their story moments in a screenplay as an aid to rethinking and reworking the structure of their script - I try never to rethink or rework, if I can help it. I was naturally curious to read what some other writer had on his or her index cards. So I scooped them up too to see what this other writer had been working on before his index cards went spilling onto the street.

I wasn't planning to steal the ideas, of course. I was just curious.

Here's what was on them.

On one card, there were just the words "Act One" in blue felt tip. I guess that was at the top of the stack. On the other card, there was this: "Prologue. Space Launch. Exterior New Mexico Desert. X Prize launch. Ship crashes. Harper watches father die. End teaser."

Of course, because I'm a writer and naturally hate every other writer, I read the card to myself in a snarky interior tone of voice. And then I rolled my eyes and thought: "Boy, that's a stupid-sounding script!"

But there's nothing really about that card that sounds bad. (There's nothing in it that sounds good, either, but that's not the point of the card. It's just a writer's way of keeping track of the scenes in a script.)

Lots of movies start with a kid watching a parent die. Some of them are bad and some of them are good, but only a sneering fool would instantly turn on the eye-rolling tone of voice. Even if he was just talking to himself.

I mean, look, you can describe a lot of great movies and hit TV shows that way. All you have to do is boil a plot down to its essence, then add a sarcastic rejoinder.

Vicious shark terrorises Cape Cod island? Oh, yeah. Real scary.

Silent movie star hits the skids? How original.

Exterior. Downton Abbey. The butler hits the dressing gong. End teaser. Wow. Really breaking new ground there, huh?

See how easy it is?

There I was, standing on the street in the middle of the night, feeling superior. But I was the one picking stuff off the ground and reading it. I was the one with a couple of dirty index cards in one hand, and a bag of dog waste in the other. Who, exactly, should have been embarrassed in that scenario?

The entire multi-hundred-billion-dollar entertainment industry totters on top of a lot of ideas and index cards and notions that have all, at one time or another, sounded stupid. In fact, the question we constantly ask ourselves in this business - no matter what we do is this: is this thing I'm watching or reading just something that sounds stupid, or is it something that really is stupid?

Most of us - even the very best of us - never really know until we've already spent the time and all of the money to find out for sure.

It can't be that different in any other business, either. Every great idea starts, at some point, with an index card and a few jotted-down words. And every great idea, at some point on its way from notes on a card to product on the shelves, goes through an awkward, clumsy adolescent phase.

The trick to every hit movie - and probably every giant fortune - is knowing when to keep pushing, keep investing, keep trying to make the idea work out, or when to give up and toss the cards on the ground for someone else to find while he's walking his dog.

The rocket crashes? Harper watches his father die? You know, that could work.

Rob Long is a writer and producer based in Hollywood

 


 

COMPANY PROFILE

Company name: Revibe
Started: 2022
Founders: Hamza Iraqui and Abdessamad Ben Zakour
Based: UAE
Industry: Refurbished electronics
Funds raised so far: $10m
Investors: Flat6Labs, Resonance and various others

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THE BIO: Martin Van Almsick

Hometown: Cologne, Germany

Family: Wife Hanan Ahmed and their three children, Marrah (23), Tibijan (19), Amon (13)

Favourite dessert: Umm Ali with dark camel milk chocolate flakes

Favourite hobby: Football

Breakfast routine: a tall glass of camel milk

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Favourite book: You Are the Placebo – Making your mind matter, by Dr Joe Dispenza

Hobby: Running and watching Welsh rugby

Travel destination: Cyprus in the summer

Life goals: To be an aspirational and passionate University educator, enjoy life, be healthy and be the best dad possible.

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Company/date started: 2015

Founder/CEO: Mohammed Toraif

Based: Manama, Bahrain

Sector: Sales, Technology, Conservation

Size: (employees/revenue) 4/ 5,000 downloads

Stage: 1 ($100,000)

Investors: Two first-round investors including, 500 Startups, Fawaz Al Gosaibi Holding (Saudi Arabia)

What is the Supreme Petroleum Council?

The Abu Dhabi Supreme Petroleum Council was established in 1988 and is the highest governing body in Abu Dhabi’s oil and gas industry. The council formulates, oversees and executes the emirate’s petroleum-related policies. It also approves the allocation of capital spending across state-owned Adnoc’s upstream, downstream and midstream operations and functions as the company’s board of directors. The SPC’s mandate is also required for auctioning oil and gas concessions in Abu Dhabi and for awarding blocks to international oil companies. The council is chaired by Sheikh Khalifa, the President and Ruler of Abu Dhabi while Sheikh Mohamed bin Zayed, Abu Dhabi’s Crown Prince and Deputy Supreme Commander of the Armed Forces, is the vice chairman.

SCORES

Yorkshire Vikings 144-1 in 12.5 overs
(Tom Kohler 72 not out, Harry Broook 42 not out)
bt Hobart Hurricanes 140-7 in 20 overs
(Caleb Jewell 38, Sean Willis 35, Karl Carver 2-29, Josh Shaw 2-39)

Tank warfare

Lt Gen Erik Petersen, deputy chief of programs, US Army, has argued it took a+“three decade holiday” on modernising tanks. 

“There clearly remains a significant armoured heavy ground manoeuvre threat in this world and maintaining a world class armoured force is absolutely vital,” the general said in London last week.

“We are developing next generation capabilities to compete with and deter adversaries to prevent opportunism or miscalculation, and, if necessary, defeat any foe decisively.”

Itcan profile

Founders: Mansour Althani and Abdullah Althani

Based: Business Bay, with offices in Saudi Arabia, Egypt and India

Sector: Technology, digital marketing and e-commerce

Size: 70 employees 

Revenue: On track to make Dh100 million in revenue this year since its 2015 launch

Funding: Self-funded to date

 

SPEC SHEET

Display: 10.9" Liquid Retina IPS, 2360 x 1640, 264ppi, wide colour, True Tone, Apple Pencil support

Chip: Apple M1, 8-core CPU, 8-core GPU, 16-core Neural Engine

Memory: 64/256GB storage; 8GB RAM

Main camera: 12MP wide, f/1.8, Smart HDR

Video: 4K @ 25/25/30/60fps, full HD @ 25/30/60fps, slo-mo @ 120/240fps

Front camera: 12MP ultra-wide, f/2.4, Smart HDR, Centre Stage; full HD @ 25/30/60fps

Audio: Stereo speakers

Biometrics: Touch ID

I/O: USB-C, smart connector (for folio/keyboard)

Battery: Up to 10 hours on Wi-Fi; up to 9 hours on cellular

Finish: Space grey, starlight, pink, purple, blue

Price: Wi-Fi – Dh2,499 (64GB) / Dh3,099 (256GB); cellular – Dh3,099 (64GB) / Dh3,699 (256GB)

Directed by: Craig Gillespie

Starring: Emma Stone, Emma Thompson, Joel Fry

4/5

Sting & Shaggy

44/876

(Interscope)

MATCH INFO

Uefa Champions League, last-16 second leg
Paris Saint-Germain (1) v Borussia Dortmund (2)
Kick-off: Midnight, Thursday, March 12
Stadium: Parc des Princes
Live: On beIN Sports HD

The specs: Volvo XC40

Price: base / as tested: Dh185,000

Engine: 2.0-litre, turbocharged in-line four-cylinder

Gearbox: Eight-speed automatic

Power: 250hp @ 5,500rpm

Torque: 350Nm @ 1,500rpm

Fuel economy, combined: 10.4L / 100km

Squads

India (for first three ODIs) Kohli (capt), Rohit, Rahul, Pandey, Jadhav, Rahane, Dhoni, Pandya, Axar, Kuldeep, Chahal, Bumrah, Bhuvneshwar, Umesh, Shami.

Australia Smith (capt), Warner, Agar, Cartwright, Coulter-Nile, Cummins, Faulkner, Finch, Head, Maxwell, Richardson, Stoinis, Wade, Zampa.

Russia's Muslim Heartlands

Dominic Rubin, Oxford

Cricket World Cup League Two

Teams

Oman, UAE, Namibia

Al Amerat, Muscat

 

Results

Oman beat UAE by five wickets

UAE beat Namibia by eight runs

Namibia beat Oman by 52 runs

UAE beat Namibia by eight wickets

 

Fixtures

Saturday January 11 - UAE v Oman

Sunday January 12 – Oman v Namibia

THE BIO

Born: Mukalla, Yemen, 1979

Education: UAE University, Al Ain

Family: Married with two daughters: Asayel, 7, and Sara, 6

Favourite piece of music: Horse Dance by Naseer Shamma

Favourite book: Science and geology

Favourite place to travel to: Washington DC

Best advice you’ve ever been given: If you have a dream, you have to believe it, then you will see it.