Late one night, I was out walking with my dog. In Los Angeles - as in other big cities - dog owners are required to clean up after their dogs. Even in Paris, once famous for its streets and sidewalks dotted with dog droppings, people are starting to get the message.
So I take my dog out as late as possible, when there are fewer judgemental neighbours lurking about, fewer eyes to notice that sometimes - just sometimes, OK? - I let her do her business in an out-of-the-way spot, take a furtive glance to my left and right, and if no one is looking, I hurry quickly along.
That night, though, people were looking, so I dutifully removed the plastic bag that all dog owners are legally required to carry and I scooped up the offending matter. But as I did, I noticed something else on the ground.
There were two index cards, of the usual size. And there was writing on them.
I know that some writers - not me - use index cards to keep track of their story moments in a screenplay as an aid to rethinking and reworking the structure of their script - I try never to rethink or rework, if I can help it. I was naturally curious to read what some other writer had on his or her index cards. So I scooped them up too to see what this other writer had been working on before his index cards went spilling onto the street.
I wasn't planning to steal the ideas, of course. I was just curious.
Here's what was on them.
On one card, there were just the words "Act One" in blue felt tip. I guess that was at the top of the stack. On the other card, there was this: "Prologue. Space Launch. Exterior New Mexico Desert. X Prize launch. Ship crashes. Harper watches father die. End teaser."
Of course, because I'm a writer and naturally hate every other writer, I read the card to myself in a snarky interior tone of voice. And then I rolled my eyes and thought: "Boy, that's a stupid-sounding script!"
But there's nothing really about that card that sounds bad. (There's nothing in it that sounds good, either, but that's not the point of the card. It's just a writer's way of keeping track of the scenes in a script.)
Lots of movies start with a kid watching a parent die. Some of them are bad and some of them are good, but only a sneering fool would instantly turn on the eye-rolling tone of voice. Even if he was just talking to himself.
I mean, look, you can describe a lot of great movies and hit TV shows that way. All you have to do is boil a plot down to its essence, then add a sarcastic rejoinder.
Vicious shark terrorises Cape Cod island? Oh, yeah. Real scary.
Silent movie star hits the skids? How original.
Exterior. Downton Abbey. The butler hits the dressing gong. End teaser. Wow. Really breaking new ground there, huh?
See how easy it is?
There I was, standing on the street in the middle of the night, feeling superior. But I was the one picking stuff off the ground and reading it. I was the one with a couple of dirty index cards in one hand, and a bag of dog waste in the other. Who, exactly, should have been embarrassed in that scenario?
The entire multi-hundred-billion-dollar entertainment industry totters on top of a lot of ideas and index cards and notions that have all, at one time or another, sounded stupid. In fact, the question we constantly ask ourselves in this business - no matter what we do is this: is this thing I'm watching or reading just something that sounds stupid, or is it something that really is stupid?
Most of us - even the very best of us - never really know until we've already spent the time and all of the money to find out for sure.
It can't be that different in any other business, either. Every great idea starts, at some point, with an index card and a few jotted-down words. And every great idea, at some point on its way from notes on a card to product on the shelves, goes through an awkward, clumsy adolescent phase.
The trick to every hit movie - and probably every giant fortune - is knowing when to keep pushing, keep investing, keep trying to make the idea work out, or when to give up and toss the cards on the ground for someone else to find while he's walking his dog.
The rocket crashes? Harper watches his father die? You know, that could work.
Rob Long is a writer and producer based in Hollywood
COMPANY PROFILE
Company name: Revibe
Started: 2022
Founders: Hamza Iraqui and Abdessamad Ben Zakour
Based: UAE
Industry: Refurbished electronics
Funds raised so far: $10m
Investors: Flat6Labs, Resonance and various others
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THE BIO: Martin Van Almsick
Hometown: Cologne, Germany
Family: Wife Hanan Ahmed and their three children, Marrah (23), Tibijan (19), Amon (13)
Favourite dessert: Umm Ali with dark camel milk chocolate flakes
Favourite hobby: Football
Breakfast routine: a tall glass of camel milk
The biog
Favourite book: You Are the Placebo – Making your mind matter, by Dr Joe Dispenza
Hobby: Running and watching Welsh rugby
Travel destination: Cyprus in the summer
Life goals: To be an aspirational and passionate University educator, enjoy life, be healthy and be the best dad possible.
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Company/date started: 2015
Founder/CEO: Mohammed Toraif
Based: Manama, Bahrain
Sector: Sales, Technology, Conservation
Size: (employees/revenue) 4/ 5,000 downloads
Stage: 1 ($100,000)
Investors: Two first-round investors including, 500 Startups, Fawaz Al Gosaibi Holding (Saudi Arabia)
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The Abu Dhabi Supreme Petroleum Council was established in 1988 and is the highest governing body in Abu Dhabi’s oil and gas industry. The council formulates, oversees and executes the emirate’s petroleum-related policies. It also approves the allocation of capital spending across state-owned Adnoc’s upstream, downstream and midstream operations and functions as the company’s board of directors. The SPC’s mandate is also required for auctioning oil and gas concessions in Abu Dhabi and for awarding blocks to international oil companies. The council is chaired by Sheikh Khalifa, the President and Ruler of Abu Dhabi while Sheikh Mohamed bin Zayed, Abu Dhabi’s Crown Prince and Deputy Supreme Commander of the Armed Forces, is the vice chairman.
SCORES
Yorkshire Vikings 144-1 in 12.5 overs
(Tom Kohler 72 not out, Harry Broook 42 not out)
bt Hobart Hurricanes 140-7 in 20 overs
(Caleb Jewell 38, Sean Willis 35, Karl Carver 2-29, Josh Shaw 2-39)
Tank warfare
Lt Gen Erik Petersen, deputy chief of programs, US Army, has argued it took a+“three decade holiday” on modernising tanks.
“There clearly remains a significant armoured heavy ground manoeuvre threat in this world and maintaining a world class armoured force is absolutely vital,” the general said in London last week.
“We are developing next generation capabilities to compete with and deter adversaries to prevent opportunism or miscalculation, and, if necessary, defeat any foe decisively.”
Itcan profile
Founders: Mansour Althani and Abdullah Althani
Based: Business Bay, with offices in Saudi Arabia, Egypt and India
Sector: Technology, digital marketing and e-commerce
Size: 70 employees
Revenue: On track to make Dh100 million in revenue this year since its 2015 launch
Funding: Self-funded to date
SPEC SHEET
Display: 10.9" Liquid Retina IPS, 2360 x 1640, 264ppi, wide colour, True Tone, Apple Pencil support
Chip: Apple M1, 8-core CPU, 8-core GPU, 16-core Neural Engine
Memory: 64/256GB storage; 8GB RAM
Main camera: 12MP wide, f/1.8, Smart HDR
Video: 4K @ 25/25/30/60fps, full HD @ 25/30/60fps, slo-mo @ 120/240fps
Front camera: 12MP ultra-wide, f/2.4, Smart HDR, Centre Stage; full HD @ 25/30/60fps
Audio: Stereo speakers
Biometrics: Touch ID
I/O: USB-C, smart connector (for folio/keyboard)
Battery: Up to 10 hours on Wi-Fi; up to 9 hours on cellular
Finish: Space grey, starlight, pink, purple, blue
Price: Wi-Fi – Dh2,499 (64GB) / Dh3,099 (256GB); cellular – Dh3,099 (64GB) / Dh3,699 (256GB)
Directed by: Craig Gillespie
Starring: Emma Stone, Emma Thompson, Joel Fry
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Sting & Shaggy
44/876
(Interscope)
MATCH INFO
Uefa Champions League, last-16 second leg
Paris Saint-Germain (1) v Borussia Dortmund (2)
Kick-off: Midnight, Thursday, March 12
Stadium: Parc des Princes
Live: On beIN Sports HD
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The specs: Volvo XC40
Price: base / as tested: Dh185,000
Engine: 2.0-litre, turbocharged in-line four-cylinder
Gearbox: Eight-speed automatic
Power: 250hp @ 5,500rpm
Torque: 350Nm @ 1,500rpm
Fuel economy, combined: 10.4L / 100km
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Squads
India (for first three ODIs) Kohli (capt), Rohit, Rahul, Pandey, Jadhav, Rahane, Dhoni, Pandya, Axar, Kuldeep, Chahal, Bumrah, Bhuvneshwar, Umesh, Shami.
Australia Smith (capt), Warner, Agar, Cartwright, Coulter-Nile, Cummins, Faulkner, Finch, Head, Maxwell, Richardson, Stoinis, Wade, Zampa.
Russia's Muslim Heartlands
Dominic Rubin, Oxford
Cricket World Cup League Two
Teams
Oman, UAE, Namibia
Al Amerat, Muscat
Results
Oman beat UAE by five wickets
UAE beat Namibia by eight runs
Namibia beat Oman by 52 runs
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Fixtures
Saturday January 11 - UAE v Oman
Sunday January 12 – Oman v Namibia
THE BIO
Born: Mukalla, Yemen, 1979
Education: UAE University, Al Ain
Family: Married with two daughters: Asayel, 7, and Sara, 6
Favourite piece of music: Horse Dance by Naseer Shamma
Favourite book: Science and geology
Favourite place to travel to: Washington DC
Best advice you’ve ever been given: If you have a dream, you have to believe it, then you will see it.