Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild is one of the big-name games debuting on the Nintendo Switch, but for the most part third-party companies are not interested in making games for the console. Nintendo via AP Photo
Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild is one of the big-name games debuting on the Nintendo Switch, but for the most part third-party companies are not interested in making games for the console. Nintendo via AP Photo
Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild is one of the big-name games debuting on the Nintendo Switch, but for the most part third-party companies are not interested in making games for the console. Nintendo via AP Photo
Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild is one of the big-name games debuting on the Nintendo Switch, but for the most part third-party companies are not interested in making games for the console. Ninten

Peter Nowak: Nintendo Switch console less than inspiring


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I have a friend who will never let me forget a piece of bad advice I once gave him. It was 2001 and he wanted to know whether he should buy the new Nintendo GameCube, Sony’s PlayStation 2 or Microsoft’s debut video game console, the Xbox.

I told him to go with the GameCube. Oops.

Bear with me, because there was method to my madness. Or so I like to tell myself.

Nintendo’s previous console, the N64, was great. It had fantastic titles including GoldenEye 007 and Star Wars: Rogue Squadron, which are games I still remember fondly. The first PlayStation, its main competitor at the time, had a lot of good sports titles but I felt you were better off with Nintendo if you weren’t into those.

Microsoft, meanwhile, was a newcomer to consoles. No one knew at the time that it would eventually become a juggernaut in the field. Nintendo, on the other hand, had a long pedigree in games. The company knew what it was doing, supposedly.

My friend did indeed follow my advice, only to end up cursing me because of it for the next few years. While all of those PS2 and Xbox owners were having a blast playing the likes of Grand Theft Auto 3 and Halo, my friend and a few million other unlucky suckers sat around watching their GameCubes collect dust as game developers avoided it like the plague.

I tried to comfort my friend by telling him that I too was one of those suckers. Of course, as someone who wrote a lot about video games, I also happened to own the other two consoles in addition to the GameCube. I usually left that part out of our conversations.

It turns out Nintendo made some fatal miscalculations. Unlike its competitors, the GameCube couldn’t play movies and used smaller mini-DVDs, which had less storage capacity than regular-sized discs.

Games had to be smaller as a result, which resulted in lower-quality graphics and features than competitors. The GameCube also wasn’t properly geared for online play, which was starting to become a thing.

Ultimately, Nintendo was trying to be different, which in the world of technology is normally an admirable trait. In games, however, it’s the kiss of death.

Third-party game makers like to design their titles once and have them work across a range of hardware platforms. They hate having to spend extra time and money significantly tweaking those games for one specific console.

The GameCube wasn’t a one-off aberration in this respect. Nintendo has been making the same mistake over and over ever since.

It was the same with the Wii in 2006, and the Wii U in 2012. Both offered innovative gameplay in the form of gesture controls and a tablet-like interface, respectively, but again, they were too different from their competitors. Game developers stayed away and the machines fizzled out. A console is only as good as its library, after all.

History looks to be repeating itself with the Switch, Nintendo’s seventh major console, which launches on March 3.

As with its three immediate predecessors, the Switch’s main selling point is its differentiation. Rather than just being a home console, it also features a tablet-like controller that can be separated from its dock and played on the go. It’s the first two-in-one console that delivers the same gameplay whether it’s being used at home or portable.

But just like its three immediate predecessors, the Switch is very different from its competitors and is launching with a dearth of games as a result.

There’s the anticipated Nintendo-developed Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild and 1-2-Switch, a collection of mini-games that showcases the console’s unique capabilities.

There are also a few third-party games – Just Dance 2017, Skylanders Imaginators and Super Bomberman R – the first two of which are already available on other consoles including the Wii U. Add in a few smaller titles from independent developers and it’s an uninspiring line-up to say the least.

I spent some time playing the Switch at a press event recently and it did little to inspire me. The portability function is neat, but it’s not enough to convince me to plop down my money.

Evidently, with the lack of supporting titles so far, third-party game developers are feeling much the same, which is why we shouldn’t expect the catalogue situation to improve much over whatever the lifespan of this console might be.

If only my friend were to once again ask me which console he should buy, I could perhaps make it up to him. I’d steer him clear of the Switch, which is looking like it’s going to be as much of a dust collector as every other console Nintendo this millennium.

Peter Nowak is a veteran technology writer and author of Humans 3.0: The Upgrading of the Species

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Founder: Ulugbek Yuldashev

Sector: e-commerce

Size: 600 plus

Stage: still in talks with VCs

Principal Investors: self-financed by founder

Company Profile

Name: Thndr
Started: 2019
Co-founders: Ahmad Hammouda and Seif Amr
Sector: FinTech
Headquarters: Egypt
UAE base: Hub71, Abu Dhabi
Current number of staff: More than 150
Funds raised: $22 million

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Sand storm

  • Particle size: Larger, heavier sand grains
  • Visibility: Often dramatic with thick "walls" of sand
  • Duration: Short-lived, typically localised
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  • Source: Open desert areas with strong winds

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Essentials

The flights
Emirates, Etihad and Malaysia Airlines all fly direct from the UAE to Kuala Lumpur and on to Penang from about Dh2,300 return, including taxes. 
 

Where to stay
In Kuala Lumpur, Element is a recently opened, futuristic hotel high up in a Norman Foster-designed skyscraper. Rooms cost from Dh400 per night, including taxes. Hotel Stripes, also in KL, is a great value design hotel, with an infinity rooftop pool. Rooms cost from Dh310, including taxes. 


In Penang, Ren i Tang is a boutique b&b in what was once an ancient Chinese Medicine Hall in the centre of Little India. Rooms cost from Dh220, including taxes.
23 Love Lane in Penang is a luxury boutique heritage hotel in a converted mansion, with private tropical gardens. Rooms cost from Dh400, including taxes. 
In Langkawi, Temple Tree is a unique architectural villa hotel consisting of antique houses from all across Malaysia. Rooms cost from Dh350, including taxes.

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The smuggler

Eldarir had arrived at JFK in January 2020 with three suitcases, containing goods he valued at $300, when he was directed to a search area.
Officers found 41 gold artefacts among the bags, including amulets from a funerary set which prepared the deceased for the afterlife.
Also found was a cartouche of a Ptolemaic king on a relief that was originally part of a royal building or temple. 
The largest single group of items found in Eldarir’s cases were 400 shabtis, or figurines.

Khouli conviction

Khouli smuggled items into the US by making false declarations to customs about the country of origin and value of the items.
According to Immigration and Customs Enforcement, he provided “false provenances which stated that [two] Egyptian antiquities were part of a collection assembled by Khouli's father in Israel in the 1960s” when in fact “Khouli acquired the Egyptian antiquities from other dealers”.
He was sentenced to one year of probation, six months of home confinement and 200 hours of community service in 2012 after admitting buying and smuggling Egyptian antiquities, including coffins, funerary boats and limestone figures.

For sale

A number of other items said to come from the collection of Ezeldeen Taha Eldarir are currently or recently for sale.
Their provenance is described in near identical terms as the British Museum shabti: bought from Salahaddin Sirmali, "authenticated and appraised" by Hossen Rashed, then imported to the US in 1948.

- An Egyptian Mummy mask dating from 700BC-30BC, is on offer for £11,807 ($15,275) online by a seller in Mexico

- A coffin lid dating back to 664BC-332BC was offered for sale by a Colorado-based art dealer, with a starting price of $65,000

- A shabti that was on sale through a Chicago-based coin dealer, dating from 1567BC-1085BC, is up for $1,950

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