I never wanted to leave London in the first place.
If it wasn't for my Norwegian girlfriend, who detested the capital, I'd still be living there now. I never wanted to sell our three-bedroom terraced house, either. But I did, and it turned out to be my worst financial mistake thus far.
Indeed, it cost me £200,000.
Ingrid, my partner, moved from Oslo to live with me in Lewisham, south-east London, in 1999. But she failed to land a job she liked, and couldn't get accustomed to the crowds and the noise.
But she fell in love with the English countryside, and spent the next few years agitating for a move.
"It's so romantic, we'd be really happy there," she said.
As a freelance journalist working from home, moving to the countryside was feasible. I often boasted that I could work anywhere with a broadband connection, and that boast came back to haunt me.
As Ingrid regularly reminded me, I also liked the countryside, and it's true. I love Sunday lunch in a country pub, or roaming the Kentish apple orchards at harvest time or high-tailing it to a pretty coastal village. I was even happy swimming in the North Sea. The countryside, it turns out, is great for the occasional weekend, but living there is a different thing entirely.
Still, Ingrid wore me down, and in November 2003 we put our property on the market for £320,000 (Dh1,913,176 million), which seemed like a ridiculous sum at the time. As a financial journalist, I kidded myself that I knew what I was doing.
"Prices can't keep rising forever, the bubble has to burst," I told myself. "We can rent for a year, and when the crash comes, pick up a bargain property as a cash buyer."
I quietly assured myself that a year of country living would puncture Ingrid's rural idyll, and she would be begging to come back to filthy old London. We sold the house in two days, to the second couple who walked through the door. That worried me a little, but not too much. The economy was looking shaky, and I was expecting a major downturn. Unfortunately, the Bank of England responded by slashing interest rates, and London house prices instead went crazy, rising at a stupifying rate.
I spent the next two years paying rent in bucolic coastal Suffolk and watching my cunning scheme fall to pieces. House prices kept rising, we kept shelling out rent. Ingrid's dream of running a bed and breakfast drifted further out of reach, as we could barely afford a place big enough for ourselves and our young daughter, Molly, let alone with another four bedrooms for guests.
One day I received an e-mail from a former neighbour linking to the website of a local estate agent. Our property was on the market again, for £575,000. That was more than £255,000 we had sold it for.
I gained some comfort from the fact that the buyers had spent a bit of money on the property, installing new windows and converting the loft into a fourth bedroom. That must have cost them around £50,000. But however I massaged the figures, I was still down to the tune of £200,000. We could never return to London, unless we wanted to move into an inferior property in a dodgy area.
Even the credit crunch didn't save me. I hoped that would slash 30 per cent or 40 per cent off London properties, belatedly justifying my decision to sell. But after a slight dip they stabilised, and have risen steadily this year. When I now search on London property websites, I see run-down houses on busy arterial routes in the same area for prices I now can't afford.
I've learned that you should never try to time the market, whether it be housing or share prices. Nobody knows what is going to happen next, as there are simply too many economic variables, and the experts get it wrong as often as the amateurs. A little knowledge, as the saying goes, is a dangerous thing.
Hopping voluntarily out of a housing market hotspot such as London is also a foolhardy strategy. You might get lucky, but you have to set this against the greater danger of prices soaring far beyond your pocket, forcing you back to the bottom of the property ladder.
That is what happened to me. It is much safer to take the ups and downs of the market with everybody else. We never did buy that bed and breakfast, or return to London. Three years ago we bought an apartment in Oslo, where prices were a bit more affordable (this was in the days when sterling was still worth something).
We recouped some of our losses by doing up the apartment, then lost it all again after Ingrid spotted a pretty white wooden house right on the fjord and uttered those dreaded words: "It's so romantic."
It was so romantic that we bought it without first checking the basement for signs of damp, rotten and crumbling beams, drainage problems and rat colonies. And that's the final lesson I've learned. If you want to survive big property decisions, keep romance out of it.
How to avoid crypto fraud
- Use unique usernames and passwords while enabling multi-factor authentication.
- Use an offline private key, a physical device that requires manual activation, whenever you access your wallet.
- Avoid suspicious social media ads promoting fraudulent schemes.
- Only invest in crypto projects that you fully understand.
- Critically assess whether a project’s promises or returns seem too good to be true.
- Only use reputable platforms that have a track record of strong regulatory compliance.
- Store funds in hardware wallets as opposed to online exchanges.
COMPANY PROFILE
Name: Kumulus Water
Started: 2021
Founders: Iheb Triki and Mohamed Ali Abid
Based: Tunisia
Sector: Water technology
Number of staff: 22
Investment raised: $4 million
Profile of Bitex UAE
Date of launch: November 2018
Founder: Monark Modi
Based: Business Bay, Dubai
Sector: Financial services
Size: Eight employees
Investors: Self-funded to date with $1m of personal savings
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Indoor cricket in a nutshell
Indoor Cricket World Cup - Sep 16-20, Insportz, Dubai
16 Indoor cricket matches are 16 overs per side
8 There are eight players per team
9 There have been nine Indoor Cricket World Cups for men. Australia have won every one.
5 Five runs are deducted from the score when a wickets falls
4 Batsmen bat in pairs, facing four overs per partnership
Scoring In indoor cricket, runs are scored by way of both physical and bonus runs. Physical runs are scored by both batsmen completing a run from one crease to the other. Bonus runs are scored when the ball hits a net in different zones, but only when at least one physical run is score.
Zones
A Front net, behind the striker and wicketkeeper: 0 runs
B Side nets, between the striker and halfway down the pitch: 1 run
C Side nets between halfway and the bowlers end: 2 runs
D Back net: 4 runs on the bounce, 6 runs on the full
UAE currency: the story behind the money in your pockets
COMPANY PROFILE
Name: Almnssa
Started: August 2020
Founder: Areej Selmi
Based: Gaza
Sectors: Internet, e-commerce
Investments: Grants/private funding
Herc's Adventures
Developer: Big Ape Productions
Publisher: LucasArts
Console: PlayStation 1 & 5, Sega Saturn
Rating: 4/5
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How to protect yourself when air quality drops
Install an air filter in your home.
Close your windows and turn on the AC.
Shower or bath after being outside.
Wear a face mask.
Stay indoors when conditions are particularly poor.
If driving, turn your engine off when stationary.
Janet Yellen's Firsts
- In 2014, she became the first woman to lead the US Federal Reserve
- In 1999, she became the first female chair of the White House Council of Economic Advisers
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THE LIGHT
Director: Tom Tykwer
Starring: Tala Al Deen, Nicolette Krebitz, Lars Eidinger
Rating: 3/5
Types of fraud
Phishing: Fraudsters send an unsolicited email that appears to be from a financial institution or online retailer. The hoax email requests that you provide sensitive information, often by clicking on to a link leading to a fake website.
Smishing: The SMS equivalent of phishing. Fraudsters falsify the telephone number through “text spoofing,” so that it appears to be a genuine text from the bank.
Vishing: The telephone equivalent of phishing and smishing. Fraudsters may pose as bank staff, police or government officials. They may persuade the consumer to transfer money or divulge personal information.
SIM swap: Fraudsters duplicate the SIM of your mobile number without your knowledge or authorisation, allowing them to conduct financial transactions with your bank.
Identity theft: Someone illegally obtains your confidential information, through various ways, such as theft of your wallet, bank and utility bill statements, computer intrusion and social networks.
Prize scams: Fraudsters claiming to be authorised representatives from well-known organisations (such as Etisalat, du, Dubai Shopping Festival, Expo2020, Lulu Hypermarket etc) contact victims to tell them they have won a cash prize and request them to share confidential banking details to transfer the prize money.
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Washmen Profile
Date Started: May 2015
Founders: Rami Shaar and Jad Halaoui
Based: Dubai, UAE
Sector: Laundry
Employees: 170
Funding: about $8m
Funders: Addventure, B&Y Partners, Clara Ventures, Cedar Mundi Partners, Henkel Ventures
The bio
Who inspires you?
I am in awe of the remarkable women in the Arab region, both big and small, pushing boundaries and becoming role models for generations. Emily Nasrallah was a writer, journalist, teacher and women’s rights activist
How do you relax?
Yoga relaxes me and helps me relieve tension, especially now when we’re practically chained to laptops and desks. I enjoy learning more about music and the history of famous music bands and genres.
What is favourite book?
The Perks of Being a Wallflower - I think I've read it more than 7 times
What is your favourite Arabic film?
Hala2 Lawen (Translation: Where Do We Go Now?) by Nadine Labaki
What is favourite English film?
Mamma Mia
Best piece of advice to someone looking for a career at Google?
If you’re interested in a career at Google, deep dive into the different career paths and pinpoint the space you want to join. When you know your space, you’re likely to identify the skills you need to develop.
MATCH INFO
Europa League final
Who: Marseille v Atletico Madrid
Where: Parc OL, Lyon, France
When: Wednesday, 10.45pm kick off (UAE)
TV: BeIN Sports
Checks continue
A High Court judge issued an interim order on Friday suspending a decision by Agriculture Minister Edwin Poots to direct a stop to Brexit agri-food checks at Northern Ireland ports.
Mr Justice Colton said he was making the temporary direction until a judicial review of the minister's unilateral action this week to order a halt to port checks that are required under the Northern Ireland Protocol.
Civil servants have yet to implement the instruction, pending legal clarity on their obligations, and checks are continuing.