I never wanted to leave London in the first place.
If it wasn't for my Norwegian girlfriend, who detested the capital, I'd still be living there now. I never wanted to sell our three-bedroom terraced house, either. But I did, and it turned out to be my worst financial mistake thus far.
Indeed, it cost me £200,000.
Ingrid, my partner, moved from Oslo to live with me in Lewisham, south-east London, in 1999. But she failed to land a job she liked, and couldn't get accustomed to the crowds and the noise.
But she fell in love with the English countryside, and spent the next few years agitating for a move.
"It's so romantic, we'd be really happy there," she said.
As a freelance journalist working from home, moving to the countryside was feasible. I often boasted that I could work anywhere with a broadband connection, and that boast came back to haunt me.
As Ingrid regularly reminded me, I also liked the countryside, and it's true. I love Sunday lunch in a country pub, or roaming the Kentish apple orchards at harvest time or high-tailing it to a pretty coastal village. I was even happy swimming in the North Sea. The countryside, it turns out, is great for the occasional weekend, but living there is a different thing entirely.
Still, Ingrid wore me down, and in November 2003 we put our property on the market for £320,000 (Dh1,913,176 million), which seemed like a ridiculous sum at the time. As a financial journalist, I kidded myself that I knew what I was doing.
"Prices can't keep rising forever, the bubble has to burst," I told myself. "We can rent for a year, and when the crash comes, pick up a bargain property as a cash buyer."
I quietly assured myself that a year of country living would puncture Ingrid's rural idyll, and she would be begging to come back to filthy old London. We sold the house in two days, to the second couple who walked through the door. That worried me a little, but not too much. The economy was looking shaky, and I was expecting a major downturn. Unfortunately, the Bank of England responded by slashing interest rates, and London house prices instead went crazy, rising at a stupifying rate.
I spent the next two years paying rent in bucolic coastal Suffolk and watching my cunning scheme fall to pieces. House prices kept rising, we kept shelling out rent. Ingrid's dream of running a bed and breakfast drifted further out of reach, as we could barely afford a place big enough for ourselves and our young daughter, Molly, let alone with another four bedrooms for guests.
One day I received an e-mail from a former neighbour linking to the website of a local estate agent. Our property was on the market again, for £575,000. That was more than £255,000 we had sold it for.
I gained some comfort from the fact that the buyers had spent a bit of money on the property, installing new windows and converting the loft into a fourth bedroom. That must have cost them around £50,000. But however I massaged the figures, I was still down to the tune of £200,000. We could never return to London, unless we wanted to move into an inferior property in a dodgy area.
Even the credit crunch didn't save me. I hoped that would slash 30 per cent or 40 per cent off London properties, belatedly justifying my decision to sell. But after a slight dip they stabilised, and have risen steadily this year. When I now search on London property websites, I see run-down houses on busy arterial routes in the same area for prices I now can't afford.
I've learned that you should never try to time the market, whether it be housing or share prices. Nobody knows what is going to happen next, as there are simply too many economic variables, and the experts get it wrong as often as the amateurs. A little knowledge, as the saying goes, is a dangerous thing.
Hopping voluntarily out of a housing market hotspot such as London is also a foolhardy strategy. You might get lucky, but you have to set this against the greater danger of prices soaring far beyond your pocket, forcing you back to the bottom of the property ladder.
That is what happened to me. It is much safer to take the ups and downs of the market with everybody else. We never did buy that bed and breakfast, or return to London. Three years ago we bought an apartment in Oslo, where prices were a bit more affordable (this was in the days when sterling was still worth something).
We recouped some of our losses by doing up the apartment, then lost it all again after Ingrid spotted a pretty white wooden house right on the fjord and uttered those dreaded words: "It's so romantic."
It was so romantic that we bought it without first checking the basement for signs of damp, rotten and crumbling beams, drainage problems and rat colonies. And that's the final lesson I've learned. If you want to survive big property decisions, keep romance out of it.
PROVISIONAL FIXTURE LIST
Premier League
Wednesday, June 17 (Kick-offs uae times) Aston Villa v Sheffield United 9pm; Manchester City v Arsenal 11pm
Friday, June 19 Norwich v Southampton 9pm; Tottenham v Manchester United 11pm
Saturday, June 20 Watford v Leicester 3.30pm; Brighton v Arsenal 6pm; West Ham v Wolves 8.30pm; Bournemouth v Crystal Palace 10.45pm
Sunday, June 21 Newcastle v Sheffield United 2pm; Aston Villa v Chelsea 7.30pm; Everton v Liverpool 10pm
Monday, June 22 Manchester City v Burnley 11pm (Sky)
Tuesday, June 23 Southampton v Arsenal 9pm; Tottenham v West Ham 11.15pm
Wednesday, June 24 Manchester United v Sheffield United 9pm; Newcastle v Aston Villa 9pm; Norwich v Everton 9pm; Liverpool v Crystal Palace 11.15pm
Thursday, June 25 Burnley v Watford 9pm; Leicester v Brighton 9pm; Chelsea v Manchester City 11.15pm; Wolves v Bournemouth 11.15pm
Sunday June 28 Aston Villa vs Wolves 3pm; Watford vs Southampton 7.30pm
Monday June 29 Crystal Palace vs Burnley 11pm
Tuesday June 30 Brighton vs Manchester United 9pm; Sheffield United vs Tottenham 11.15pm
Wednesday July 1 Bournemouth vs Newcastle 9pm; Everton vs Leicester 9pm; West Ham vs Chelsea 11.15pm
Thursday July 2 Arsenal vs Norwich 9pm; Manchester City vs Liverpool 11.15pm
2025 Fifa Club World Cup groups
Group A: Palmeiras, Porto, Al Ahly, Inter Miami.
Group B: Paris Saint-Germain, Atletico Madrid, Botafogo, Seattle.
Group C: Bayern Munich, Auckland City, Boca Juniors, Benfica.
Group D: Flamengo, ES Tunis, Chelsea, Leon.
Group E: River Plate, Urawa, Monterrey, Inter Milan.
Group F: Fluminense, Borussia Dortmund, Ulsan, Mamelodi Sundowns.
Group G: Manchester City, Wydad, Al Ain, Juventus.
Group H: Real Madrid, Al Hilal, Pachuca, Salzburg.
UAE currency: the story behind the money in your pockets
Getting there
The flights
Flydubai operates up to seven flights a week to Helsinki. Return fares to Helsinki from Dubai start from Dh1,545 in Economy and Dh7,560 in Business Class.
The stay
Golden Crown Igloos in Levi offer stays from Dh1,215 per person per night for a superior igloo; www.leviniglut.net
Panorama Hotel in Levi is conveniently located at the top of Levi fell, a short walk from the gondola. Stays start from Dh292 per night based on two people sharing; www. golevi.fi/en/accommodation/hotel-levi-panorama
Arctic Treehouse Hotel in Rovaniemi offers stays from Dh1,379 per night based on two people sharing; www.arctictreehousehotel.com
Classification of skills
A worker is categorised as skilled by the MOHRE based on nine levels given in the International Standard Classification of Occupations (ISCO) issued by the International Labour Organisation.
A skilled worker would be someone at a professional level (levels 1 – 5) which includes managers, professionals, technicians and associate professionals, clerical support workers, and service and sales workers.
The worker must also have an attested educational certificate higher than secondary or an equivalent certification, and earn a monthly salary of at least Dh4,000.
Match info
Uefa Champions League Group B
Barcelona v Tottenham Hotspur, midnight
World record transfers
1. Kylian Mbappe - to Real Madrid in 2017/18 - €180 million (Dh770.4m - if a deal goes through)
2. Paul Pogba - to Manchester United in 2016/17 - €105m
3. Gareth Bale - to Real Madrid in 2013/14 - €101m
4. Cristiano Ronaldo - to Real Madrid in 2009/10 - €94m
5. Gonzalo Higuain - to Juventus in 2016/17 - €90m
6. Neymar - to Barcelona in 2013/14 - €88.2m
7. Romelu Lukaku - to Manchester United in 2017/18 - €84.7m
8. Luis Suarez - to Barcelona in 2014/15 - €81.72m
9. Angel di Maria - to Manchester United in 2014/15 - €75m
10. James Rodriguez - to Real Madrid in 2014/15 - €75m
Emirates Cricket Board Women’s T10
ECB Hawks v ECB Falcons
Monday, April 6, 7.30pm, Sharjah Cricket Stadium
The match will be broadcast live on the My Sports Eye Facebook page
Hawks
Coach: Chaitrali Kalgutkar
Squad: Chaya Mughal (captain), Archara Supriya, Chamani Senevirathne, Chathurika Anand, Geethika Jyothis, Indhuja Nandakumar, Kashish Loungani, Khushi Sharma, Khushi Tanwar, Rinitha Rajith, Siddhi Pagarani, Siya Gokhale, Subha Srinivasan, Suraksha Kotte, Theertha Satish
Falcons
Coach: Najeeb Amar
Squad: Kavisha Kumari (captain), Almaseera Jahangir, Annika Shivpuri, Archisha Mukherjee, Judit Cleetus, Ishani Senavirathne, Lavanya Keny, Mahika Gaur, Malavika Unnithan, Rishitha Rajith, Rithika Rajith, Samaira Dharnidharka, Shashini Kaluarachchi, Udeni Kuruppuarachchi, Vaishnave Mahesh
GOLF’S RAHMBO
- 5 wins in 22 months as pro
- Three wins in past 10 starts
- 45 pro starts worldwide: 5 wins, 17 top 5s
- Ranked 551th in world on debut, now No 4 (was No 2 earlier this year)
- 5th player in last 30 years to win 3 European Tour and 2 PGA Tour titles before age 24 (Woods, Garcia, McIlroy, Spieth)
Tenet
Director: Christopher Nolan
Stars: John David Washington, Robert Pattinson, Elizabeth Debicki, Dimple Kapadia, Michael Caine, Kenneth Branagh
Rating: 5/5
What are NFTs?
Are non-fungible tokens a currency, asset, or a licensing instrument? Arnab Das, global market strategist EMEA at Invesco, says they are mix of all of three.
You can buy, hold and use NFTs just like US dollars and Bitcoins. “They can appreciate in value and even produce cash flows.”
However, while money is fungible, NFTs are not. “One Bitcoin, dollar, euro or dirham is largely indistinguishable from the next. Nothing ties a dollar bill to a particular owner, for example. Nor does it tie you to to any goods, services or assets you bought with that currency. In contrast, NFTs confer specific ownership,” Mr Das says.
This makes NFTs closer to a piece of intellectual property such as a work of art or licence, as you can claim royalties or profit by exchanging it at a higher value later, Mr Das says. “They could provide a sustainable income stream.”
This income will depend on future demand and use, which makes NFTs difficult to value. “However, there is a credible use case for many forms of intellectual property, notably art, songs, videos,” Mr Das says.
WHAT IS A BLACK HOLE?
1. Black holes are objects whose gravity is so strong not even light can escape their pull
2. They can be created when massive stars collapse under their own weight
3. Large black holes can also be formed when smaller ones collide and merge
4. The biggest black holes lurk at the centre of many galaxies, including our own
5. Astronomers believe that when the universe was very young, black holes affected how galaxies formed
German intelligence warnings
- 2002: "Hezbollah supporters feared becoming a target of security services because of the effects of [9/11] ... discussions on Hezbollah policy moved from mosques into smaller circles in private homes." Supporters in Germany: 800
- 2013: "Financial and logistical support from Germany for Hezbollah in Lebanon supports the armed struggle against Israel ... Hezbollah supporters in Germany hold back from actions that would gain publicity." Supporters in Germany: 950
- 2023: "It must be reckoned with that Hezbollah will continue to plan terrorist actions outside the Middle East against Israel or Israeli interests." Supporters in Germany: 1,250
Source: Federal Office for the Protection of the Constitution
APPLE IPAD MINI (A17 PRO)
Display: 21cm Liquid Retina Display, 2266 x 1488, 326ppi, 500 nits
Chip: Apple A17 Pro, 6-core CPU, 5-core GPU, 16-core Neural Engine
Storage: 128/256/512GB
Main camera: 12MP wide, f/1.8, digital zoom up to 5x, Smart HDR 4
Front camera: 12MP ultra-wide, f/2.4, Smart HDR 4, full-HD @ 25/30/60fps
Biometrics: Touch ID, Face ID
Colours: Blue, purple, space grey, starlight
In the box: iPad mini, USB-C cable, 20W USB-C power adapter
Price: From Dh2,099
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Teaching in coronavirus times
The specs: 2019 Subaru Forester
Price, base: Dh105,900 (Premium); Dh115,900 (Sport)
Engine: 2.5-litre four-cylinder
Transmission: Continuously variable transmission
Power: 182hp @ 5,800rpm
Torque: 239Nm @ 4,400rpm
Fuel economy, combined: 8.1L / 100km (estimated)