Dallas, Texas comes to Dubai in March with what promises to be one of the most glittering and glamorous events in the emirate's social calendar.
The 10th Oil Barons Charity Ball will take place at the Meydan racecourse on March 8, with 2,000 guests taking part in a 1970s-themed extravaganza to raise funds for a cancer charity.
The organisers have pulled out all the stops for this one: what is billed as the "region's largest outdoor gala" will hear an Abba tribute band, offer the chance to win a two-carat diamond designed by the award-winning jeweller Farah Khan, and, of course, the opportunity to greet the oil baron of the year
The name of the winner will be unveiled on the night in a climax to the "Glitter Ball".
I've been intrigued by this event ever since watching the brilliant 2005 movie Syriana starring George Clooney. One of the film's set pieces was the "oil industry man of the year" scene in which, at a similar star-studded event, the dark machinations of the oil business were played out in simultaneous backdrop.
Would it be the same mixture of glamour, power and intrigue at the Meydan?
In a journalistic effort to find out, I tried to wangle an invite to this event a few years back. Then times were harder and the oil price far less heady, and I was told it wasn't open to media. This year, the organisers inform me, that policy has been changed.
So I hope I get the chance - even if I have to fork out the US$350 (Dh1,285) price for a ticket.
Incidentally, that's exactly 100 times the price a barrel of oil sold for when Abba was formed in 1972.
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I bumped into an old pal the other day in the Dubai International Financial Centre and was pleased to learn that there is life after the US Treasury.
I first met Stuart Jones Jr a couple of years back, introduced by some Washington legal types, when he was in the interesting position of being the American government's financial man in the Arabian Gulf and Afghanistan.
Always the soul of discretion, he never succumbed to my best efforts to get him to divulge the no doubt fascinating secrets that must have passed over his desk at the US embassy in Abu Dhabi.
Offers of dinner in fancy restaurants and nights on the town were all courteously considered, but never taken up.
Maybe it was his family background that made him so stonewall impervious to my entreaties: the only son of an Arkansas farmer and tractor dealer, he must have a healthy scepticism of the media in his DNA.
However, he appeared pleased to see me again in Caribou Café, and we did the ritual exchange of cards. I learnt that he has become an executive director of Ernst & Young, the big accounting firm, in the Middle East and North Africa, with responsibility for "assurance".
Interesting job specification. Given his background, I doubt that E&Y has hired him for his ability to sell life policies. Maybe Stuart will be more susceptible now he's out of Uncle Sam's enfolding embrace.
fkane@thenational.ae
Electoral College Victory
Trump has so far secured 295 Electoral College votes, according to the Associated Press, exceeding the 270 needed to win. Only Nevada and Arizona remain to be called, and both swing states are leaning Republican. Trump swept all five remaining swing states, North Carolina, Georgia, Pennsylvania, Michigan and Wisconsin, sealing his path to victory and giving him a strong mandate.
Popular Vote Tally
The count is ongoing, but Trump currently leads with nearly 51 per cent of the popular vote to Harris’s 47.6 per cent. Trump has over 72.2 million votes, while Harris trails with approximately 67.4 million.
How to become a Boglehead
Bogleheads follow simple investing philosophies to build their wealth and live better lives. Just follow these steps.
• Spend less than you earn and save the rest. You can do this by earning more, or being frugal. Better still, do both.
• Invest early, invest often. It takes time to grow your wealth on the stock market. The sooner you begin, the better.
• Choose the right level of risk. Don't gamble by investing in get-rich-quick schemes or high-risk plays. Don't play it too safe, either, by leaving long-term savings in cash.
• Diversify. Do not keep all your eggs in one basket. Spread your money between different companies, sectors, markets and asset classes such as bonds and property.
• Keep charges low. The biggest drag on investment performance is all the charges you pay to advisers and active fund managers.
• Keep it simple. Complexity is your enemy. You can build a balanced, diversified portfolio with just a handful of ETFs.
• Forget timing the market. Nobody knows where share prices will go next, so don't try to second-guess them.
• Stick with it. Do not sell up in a market crash. Use the opportunity to invest more at the lower price.
Tearful appearance
Chancellor Rachel Reeves set markets on edge as she appeared visibly distraught in parliament on Wednesday.
Legislative setbacks for the government have blown a new hole in the budgetary calculations at a time when the deficit is stubbornly large and the economy is struggling to grow.
She appeared with Keir Starmer on Thursday and the pair embraced, but he had failed to give her his backing as she cried a day earlier.
A spokesman said her upset demeanour was due to a personal matter.
Who's who in Yemen conflict
Houthis: Iran-backed rebels who occupy Sanaa and run unrecognised government
Yemeni government: Exiled government in Aden led by eight-member Presidential Leadership Council
Southern Transitional Council: Faction in Yemeni government that seeks autonomy for the south
Habrish 'rebels': Tribal-backed forces feuding with STC over control of oil in government territory
UPI facts
More than 2.2 million Indian tourists arrived in UAE in 2023
More than 3.5 million Indians reside in UAE
Indian tourists can make purchases in UAE using rupee accounts in India through QR-code-based UPI real-time payment systems
Indian residents in UAE can use their non-resident NRO and NRE accounts held in Indian banks linked to a UAE mobile number for UPI transactions
Short-term let permits explained
Homeowners and tenants are allowed to list their properties for rental by registering through the Dubai Tourism website to obtain a permit.
Tenants also require a letter of no objection from their landlord before being allowed to list the property.
There is a cost of Dh1,590 before starting the process, with an additional licence fee of Dh300 per bedroom being rented in your home for the duration of the rental, which ranges from three months to a year.
Anyone hoping to list a property for rental must also provide a copy of their title deeds and Ejari, as well as their Emirates ID.
The White Lotus: Season three
Creator: Mike White
Starring: Walton Goggins, Jason Isaacs, Natasha Rothwell
Rating: 4.5/5
Company profile
Date started: 2015
Founder: John Tsioris and Ioanna Angelidaki
Based: Dubai
Sector: Online grocery delivery
Staff: 200
Funding: Undisclosed, but investors include the Jabbar Internet Group and Venture Friends
The specs
Engine: 2.0-litre 4-cyl turbo
Power: 247hp at 6,500rpm
Torque: 370Nm from 1,500-3,500rpm
Transmission: 10-speed auto
Fuel consumption: 7.8L/100km
Price: from Dh94,900
On sale: now
White hydrogen: Naturally occurring hydrogen
Chromite: Hard, metallic mineral containing iron oxide and chromium oxide
Ultramafic rocks: Dark-coloured rocks rich in magnesium or iron with very low silica content
Ophiolite: A section of the earth’s crust, which is oceanic in nature that has since been uplifted and exposed on land
Olivine: A commonly occurring magnesium iron silicate mineral that derives its name for its olive-green yellow-green colour
PROFILE OF CURE.FIT
Started: July 2016
Founders: Mukesh Bansal and Ankit Nagori
Based: Bangalore, India
Sector: Health & wellness
Size: 500 employees
Investment: $250 million
Investors: Accel, Oaktree Capital (US); Chiratae Ventures, Epiq Capital, Innoven Capital, Kalaari Capital, Kotak Mahindra Bank, Piramal Group’s Anand Piramal, Pratithi Investment Trust, Ratan Tata (India); and Unilever Ventures (Unilever’s global venture capital arm)
Indoor Cricket World Cup - Sept 16-20, Insportz, Dubai
Trump v Khan
2016: Feud begins after Khan criticised Trump’s proposed Muslim travel ban to US
2017: Trump criticises Khan’s ‘no reason to be alarmed’ response to London Bridge terror attacks
2019: Trump calls Khan a “stone cold loser” before first state visit
2019: Trump tweets about “Khan’s Londonistan”, calling him “a national disgrace”
2022: Khan’s office attributes rise in Islamophobic abuse against the major to hostility stoked during Trump’s presidency
July 2025 During a golfing trip to Scotland, Trump calls Khan “a nasty person”
Sept 2025 Trump blames Khan for London’s “stabbings and the dirt and the filth”.
Dec 2025 Trump suggests migrants got Khan elected, calls him a “horrible, vicious, disgusting mayor”
Emergency
Director: Kangana Ranaut
Stars: Kangana Ranaut, Anupam Kher, Shreyas Talpade, Milind Soman, Mahima Chaudhry
Rating: 2/5