Self-portrait as a Drowned Man by Hippolyte Bayard.
Self-portrait as a Drowned Man by Hippolyte Bayard.
Self-portrait as a Drowned Man by Hippolyte Bayard.
Self-portrait as a Drowned Man by Hippolyte Bayard.

What to expect at the Dubai Photo Exhibition


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From the oldest selfie in the world to a special display of unseen images from the private collection of Sheikh Hamdan bin Mohammed, the Crown Prince of Dubai, the Dubai Photo Exhibition is an enormous show, mapped out as a kind of ode to photography from its very beginnings up to the present day.

Accompanying the Hamdan bin Mohammed bin Rashid Al Maktoum International Photography Award (Hipa), the show at Dubai Design District (d3) brings together more than 700 images by 129 photographers from 23 countries, with about 10 per cent of the pieces loaned from museums or institutions.

The set-up

“The number of images you will see is roughly four times more than any museum exhibition in the world,” says Zelda Cheatle, the exhibition’s chief curator. “We have organised it into sections, or galleries, which have each been curated separately, so it will be more like viewing 18 museum-quality exhibitions all under the same roof.”

As part of her mammoth task, Cheatle assigned a curator to each of the 18 sections, which represent one or two countries. Each was given 100 square metres to display work by four 20th-century photographers and four 21st-century photographers, from original vintage shots and large-scale digital prints to a 20-metre-long consatina-style photobook on a plinth.

UAE through the lens

The exhibition opens with the UAE section, which is curated by Jassim Al Awadhi, a lecturer in the faculty of Arts at Sharjah University and a long-time advocate for photography in the UAE, who has chosen several contemporary contributors for the exhibition. Amani Al Shaali's struggle with depression informs her heavy, atmospheric images, including Blue Skies Are Calling. Sulaiman Ahmed bin Eid Al Hammadi, from Khor Fakkan, is known for his arresting portraiture, which has won him several international awards.

Ammar Al Attar, who is fascinated with vignettes of daily life, will show images such as The Dominoes. Also showing are Jalal Jamal Bin Thaneya's images taken during his explorations around the country.

From a royal collection

Sheikh Hamdan’s treasure trove of photos will be on show in a separate area. The images cover a range of subjects, from those of Al Ain’s Al Awamir tribe to the late Sheikh Rashid bin Saeed, his grandfather, offering a look at the Trucial States during the 1960s and 1970s before the UAE was formed.

Top draws

The oldest image in the exhibition is by pioneer Hippolyte Bayard of France, who invented his own photographic process in the mid-1800s. Portrait of the Artist as a Drowned Man is the first known photographed self-portrait. Dated 1840, the image is an interesting precursor to our modern-day selfie craze.

In the section from the United States and Canada, curator Natasha Egan decided to use only portraiture, among them Dorothea Lange's Migrant Mother, which became the symbol of America's Great Depression of the 1930s.

“It is a really interesting way of reading America,” says Cheatle. “The many portraits present one portrait of the country’s history.”

Morocco is dedicated to the memory of Leila Alaoui, the French-Moroccan photographer who died in a terrorist attack in Ouagadougou, Burkina Faso, in January. In the same section, which also encompasses Egypt, is a series of surrealist portraits from young photographer Lubna Abd El Aziz.

Photographs from Brazil include Cassio Vasconcellos’s image of an imaginary airport – a composite of many different images captured while flying over the South American country – is one of the most intricate in the show.

Martin Barnes, senior curator of photographs at London’s Victoria and Albert Museum, is behind the UK and Ireland section, which concentrates on “the sublime as a very British phenomenon”, and compares today’s Dubai to the industrial revolution in the United Kingdom.

Highlights include photographs by Maurice Broomfield, John Davies and Garry Fabian Miller.

Promoting photography

“In the Dubai and UAE there haven’t really been photography exhibitions on this scale before, so this is an essential part of creating a platform in the country,” says Cheatle. “It is not only for photographers but also for the audience. I’m sure it will act as a springboard for many more ambitious projects in the future.”

Supported by the World Photography Organisation (WPO) and held in a temporary museum in d3, the Dubai Photo Exhibition will be held at the same time as the Hipa competition, which will offer up prize money of more than Dh1 million.

• The Dubai Photo Exhibition will be held from Wednesday until Saturday at d3 in Dubai

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Engine: 4.4-litre V8

Transmission: Eight-speed Steptronic transmission

Power: 462hp

Torque: 650Nm

Price: Dh600,000

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Wealth managers recommend late investors to have a balanced portfolio that typically includes traditional assets such as cash, government and corporate bonds, equities, commodities and commercial property.

They do not usually recommend investing in Bitcoin or other cryptocurrencies due to the risk and volatility associated with them.

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The number of asylum applications in the UK has reached a new record high, driven by those illegally entering the country in small boats crossing the English Channel.

A total of 111,084 people applied for asylum in the UK in the year to June 2025, the highest number for any 12-month period since current records began in 2001.

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UAE 112 (19.2 overs)

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How Tesla’s price correction has hit fund managers

Investing in disruptive technology can be a bumpy ride, as investors in Tesla were reminded on Friday, when its stock dropped 7.5 per cent in early trading to $575.

It recovered slightly but still ended the week 15 per cent lower and is down a third from its all-time high of $883 on January 26. The electric car maker’s market cap fell from $834 billion to about $567bn in that time, a drop of an astonishing $267bn, and a blow for those who bought Tesla stock late.

The collapse also hit fund managers that have gone big on Tesla, notably the UK-based Scottish Mortgage Investment Trust and Cathie Wood’s ARK Innovation ETF.

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Matt Weller, global head of market research at GAIN Capital, recently warned that Tesla founder Elon Musk had “flown a bit too close to the sun”, after getting carried away by investing $1.5bn of the company’s money in Bitcoin.

He also predicted Tesla’s sales could struggle as traditional auto manufacturers ramp up electric car production, destroying its first mover advantage.

AJ Bell’s Russ Mould warns that many investors buy tech stocks when earnings forecasts are rising, almost regardless of valuation. “When it works, it really works. But when it goes wrong, elevated valuations leave little or no downside protection.”

A Tesla correction was probably baked in after last year’s astonishing share price surge, and many investors will see this as an opportunity to load up at a reduced price.

Dramatic swings are to be expected when investing in disruptive technology, as Ms Wood at ARK makes clear.

Every week, she sends subscribers a commentary listing “stocks in our strategies that have appreciated or dropped more than 15 per cent in a day” during the week.

Her latest commentary, issued on Friday, showed seven stocks displaying extreme volatility, led by ExOne, a leader in binder jetting 3D printing technology. It jumped 24 per cent, boosted by news that fellow 3D printing specialist Stratasys had beaten fourth-quarter revenues and earnings expectations, seen as good news for the sector.

By contrast, computational drug and material discovery company Schrödinger fell 27 per cent after quarterly and full-year results showed its core software sales and drug development pipeline slowing.

Despite that setback, Ms Wood remains positive, arguing that its “medicinal chemistry platform offers a powerful and unique view into chemical space”.

In her weekly video view, she remains bullish, stating that: “We are on the right side of change, and disruptive innovation is going to deliver exponential growth trajectories for many of our companies, in fact, most of them.”

Ms Wood remains committed to Tesla as she expects global electric car sales to compound at an average annual rate of 82 per cent for the next five years.

She said these are so “enormous that some people find them unbelievable”, and argues that this scepticism, especially among institutional investors, “festers” and creates a great opportunity for ARK.

Only you can decide whether you are a believer or a festering sceptic. If it’s the former, then buckle up.

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When: July 1
Where: Gelsenkirchen Stadium, Gelsenkirchen, Germany

Result:
England 0 Portugal 0
(Portugal win 3-1 on penalties)

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