Upset over George Clooney’s engagement? Give me a break


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Since the news of George Clooney’s engagement to Amal Alamuddin broke this morning, the first reaction seems to be “I bet there are upset women all over the world today”.

Kris Fade said it on his radio show this morning. “I bet there are so many upset ladies out there today.”

A friend told me over the phone: “Can you imagine how many middle-aged women are crying into their cornflakes this morning?” Well, here’s the thing – we aren’t.

I will tell you what most women of moderate intelligence think of George Clooney’s engagement: well done. Clooney, you didn’t settle for some floozy – you have chosen a woman with such amazing credentials to her name that it takes one’s breath away to read them. We aren’t jealous that she’s marrying George because there are far more important things to admire about her.

She’s tri-lingual: she speaks French, Arabic and English. She’s a lawyer, who specialises in international law. She is Oxford-educated. She is also a graduate of NYU. She is a published author.

We say good effort Clooney, for holding out and remaining single and waiting for someone who not only matches your good looks but far outshines you intellectually.

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Sun Feb 23 – Thu Feb 27, Al Amerat, Oman

The two finalists advance to the Asia qualifier in Malaysia in August

 

Group A

Bahrain, Maldives, Oman, Qatar

Group B

UAE, Iran, Kuwait, Saudi Arabia

 

UAE group fixtures

Sunday Feb 23, 9.30am, v Iran

Monday Feb 25, 1pm, v Kuwait

Tuesday Feb 26, 9.30am, v Saudi

 

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Ahmed Raza, Rohan Mustafa, Alishan Sharafu, Ansh Tandon, Vriitya Aravind, Junaid Siddique, Waheed Ahmed, Karthik Meiyappan, Basil Hameed, Mohammed Usman, Mohammed Ayaz, Zahoor Khan, Chirag Suri, Sultan Ahmed

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