Tweet talk

A collection of this week's best tweets: from time travel to home-made jam.

"I wish I had a fashion week time machine... Gotta learn to live with regrets." Yes fashion-wise, you've had a few, Kanye West. September 26.

"All Hail Delia Smith! My blackberry jam set perfectly by this morning and totally delicious." Doesn't Liz Hurley's apparent rural bliss bring a Constable painting to mind? September 26

"What a great place The Dream Center is here in LA... had a nice time there today, it's so important to give back. I feel blessed." The Dream Center is a charitable organisation in LA. Looks like Lindsay Lohan is carrying out serious damage limitation. September 26.

"Back in the day, when I was workin' runways, I was obsessed w/ gloss. The super sticky kind. When wind blew, my weave would get stuck in it!" Thanks for sharing, Tyra Banks! September 26.

"I have sun poison from tanning too much!!! I can't keep out of the sun, though! AHHH IT ITCHES AND BURNS!!!" Amazing, really, to think that Heidi Montag hasn't just melted away yet. September 26.

"On way to Shenzhen to meet Warren and others - spending time w/BYD and learning about innovations in batteries, energy and transportation." Solid name-dropping, Bill Gates, and after your visit to a car factory you can all sit down and talk about how rich you are. September 27.