Wondering which airline Trevor Noah took to Dubai?
The Daily Show host offered Emirates a clear and present plug after posting a picture of his private shower — the very same shower which caused Jennifer Aniston such consternation in her recent bathrobe-wandering commercial spot (which attracted four million You Tube views).
Noah was clearly impressed with such outlandish luxury, tweeting from his journey home, after a closing headline slot at the Dubai Comedy Festival on Saturday October 24.
“I’ve seen many cool things on a plane but the shower on this Emirates flight takes the cake. #NoExcuseToSmellFunky” tweeted the South African comic.
Within a day the post had attracted 500 retweets and 1,000 likes.
The showers are a feature of first class flying aboard Emirates A380 Airbus.
Whether Noah paid for his upgrade, we can only wonder.
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Date founded: 04 November 2017
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Based: Dubai, UAE
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How to protect yourself when air quality drops
Install an air filter in your home.
Close your windows and turn on the AC.
Shower or bath after being outside.
Wear a face mask.
Stay indoors when conditions are particularly poor.
If driving, turn your engine off when stationary.