Lists. In the internet era, it seems that a large swath of music coverage has been reduced to a single format. Call it the BuzzFeed phenomenon. You know the sort of thing: “20 1980s pop stars who got fat – you won’t believe No 18.”
Among the pointless chatter, however, one dissenting voice has just been published: 101 Albums You Should Die Before You Hear. It's edited by the well-travelled British music critic Everett True, with a diverse cast of writers disassembling a variety of albums by aural sacred cows, from seemingly untouchable classic artists such as the The Beatles and Pink Floyd through to contemporary big-sellers Ed Sheeran and Robin Thicke, with plenty of cult bands in between.
The title is fairly self-explanatory; a cheeky riff on music journalism’s contribution to list culture and its propensity for hyperbolic canonisation.
In keeping with the convention-testing ethos, insightful criticism is punctuated by (sometimes deeply) personal stories, cartoons, a stack of haiku and an unrepeatable curse-laden rant about Coldplay.
Music criticism in the UAE
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The book also seeks to address another fading star: since the dawn of music as a commercial entity, criticism has been an important check to press-release hype and rabid fandom, but with jobbing journalists now fighting for scraps of an ever-shrinking pie, sticking one’s head above the parapet with an honest opinion can sometimes be counterproductive to future job prospects. “[The book] was an idea originally gestated several years ago when I was becoming acquainted with Twitter: the idea of creating dialogue via juxtaposition, simply through listing myriad and numerous albums that I considered none too good, with no explanation whatsoever. People responded well,” says True. “There is too much mindless positivism on the internet about music.
“There is too much mindless conformity in life, in general.”
True has seen much during his three decades in music journalism. He's a veteran of once-revered British music publications such as NME and Melody Maker, becoming almost synonymous with the rise of the grunge and Riot grrrl movements in the early 1990s.
The story goes that it was True who introduced Nirvana's Kurt Cobain and his future wife, Courtney Love. True subsequently left the mainstream music press, and started two magazines of his own – first Careless Talk Costs Lives, followed by the logically titled Plan B – that found acclaim in the United Kingdom and beyond.
He went on to run an online magazine in Australia, before moving back to his native England last year, and forming a publishing company, Rejected Unknown. 101 Albums is its first fruit.
“None of the takedowns in this book are gratuitous,” he says. “They have all come about because the writer felt a personal connection with the music or community – a connection that was then later betrayed. They have come about because the writer cares passionately about music.”
And that certainly shines through, although don’t assume that means that the scribes pull any punches.
Jeff Buckley's Grace is painted as whiny rich white boy music and a forerunner for Sam Smith; Dizzee Rascal's The Fifth is likened to Benny Hill; The Doors' LA Woman is derided as music for middle-class hippies; "life is too short" to listen to a single second of Mumford & Sons' Babel; U2's The Joshua Tree is dismissed as "another symptom of the capitalist ego"; and Nick Cave's wisdom on some Californian rock leviathans even gets a tangential look-in ("I'm forever near a stereo saying: 'What the **** is this garbage?' And the answer is always the Red Hot Chili Peppers.").
True describes the book as a “not-for-profit, gender inclusive” project – “two concepts that seem to run contrary to the state of commercial music criticism”.
There is already a second volume in the works. But while getting a wide spectrum of writing voices heard is a laudable side result of 101 Albums You Should Die Before You Hear, its real victory is refusing to pander to the notion that some artists or records are just too big to take to task, while flying in the face of music criticism's troubling trajectory.
• For more information and to order 101 Albums You Should Die Before You Hear, visit www.facebook.com/wearerejectedunknown
Adam Workman is a production journalist at The National.
Groom and Two Brides
Director: Elie Semaan
Starring: Abdullah Boushehri, Laila Abdallah, Lulwa Almulla
Rating: 3/5
TRAINING FOR TOKYO
A typical week's training for Sebastian, who is competing at the ITU Abu Dhabi World Triathlon on March 8-9:
- Four swim sessions (14km)
- Three bike sessions (200km)
- Four run sessions (45km)
- Two strength and conditioning session (two hours)
- One session therapy session at DISC Dubai
- Two-three hours of stretching and self-maintenance of the body
ITU Abu Dhabi World Triathlon
For more information go to www.abudhabi.triathlon.org.
Ziina users can donate to relief efforts in Beirut
Ziina users will be able to use the app to help relief efforts in Beirut, which has been left reeling after an August blast caused an estimated $15 billion in damage and left thousands homeless. Ziina has partnered with the United Nations High Commissioner for Refugees to raise money for the Lebanese capital, co-founder Faisal Toukan says. “As of October 1, the UNHCR has the first certified badge on Ziina and is automatically part of user's top friends' list during this campaign. Users can now donate any amount to the Beirut relief with two clicks. The money raised will go towards rebuilding houses for the families that were impacted by the explosion.”
Tips to avoid getting scammed
1) Beware of cheques presented late on Thursday
2) Visit an RTA centre to change registration only after receiving payment
3) Be aware of people asking to test drive the car alone
4) Try not to close the sale at night
5) Don't be rushed into a sale
6) Call 901 if you see any suspicious behaviour
COMPANY PROFILE
Name: Kumulus Water
Started: 2021
Founders: Iheb Triki and Mohamed Ali Abid
Based: Tunisia
Sector: Water technology
Number of staff: 22
Investment raised: $4 million
War 2
Director: Ayan Mukerji
Stars: Hrithik Roshan, NTR, Kiara Advani, Ashutosh Rana
Rating: 2/5
Gifts exchanged
- King Charles - replica of President Eisenhower Sword
- Queen Camilla - Tiffany & Co vintage 18-carat gold, diamond and ruby flower brooch
- Donald Trump - hand-bound leather book with Declaration of Independence
- Melania Trump - personalised Anya Hindmarch handbag
Smart words at Make Smart Cool
Make Smart Cool is not your usual festival. Dubbed “edutainment” by organisers Najahi Events, Make Smart Cool aims to inspire its youthful target audience through a mix of interactive presentation by social media influencers and a concert finale featuring Example with DJ Wire. Here are some of the speakers sharing their inspiration and experiences on the night.
Prince Ea
With his social media videos accumulating more half a billion views, the American motivational speaker is hot on the college circuit in the US, with talks that focus on the many ways to generate passion and motivation when it comes to learning.
Khalid Al Ameri
The Emirati columnist and presenter is much loved by local youth, with writings and presentations about education, entrepreneurship and family balance. His lectures on career and personal development are sought after by the education and business sector.
Ben Ouattara
Born to an Ivorian father and German mother, the Dubai-based fitness instructor and motivational speaker is all about conquering fears and insecurities. His talk focuses on the need to gain emotional and physical fitness when facing life’s challenges. As well managing his film production company, Ouattara is one of the official ambassadors of Dubai Expo2020.
11 cabbie-recommended restaurants and dishes to try in Abu Dhabi
Iqbal Restaurant behind Wendy’s on Hamdan Street for the chicken karahi (Dh14)
Pathemari in Navy Gate for prawn biryani (from Dh12 to Dh35)
Abu Al Nasar near Abu Dhabi Mall, for biryani (from Dh12 to Dh20)
Bonna Annee at Navy Gate for Ethiopian food (the Bonna Annee special costs Dh42 and comes with a mix of six house stews – key wet, minchet abesh, kekel, meser be sega, tibs fir fir and shiro).
Al Habasha in Tanker Mai for Ethiopian food (tibs, a hearty stew with meat, is a popular dish; here it costs Dh36.75 for lamb and beef versions)
Himalayan Restaurant in Mussaffa for Nepalese (the momos and chowmein noodles are best-selling items, and go for between Dh14 and Dh20)
Makalu in Mussaffa for Nepalese (get the chicken curry or chicken fry for Dh11)
Al Shaheen Cafeteria near Guardian Towers for a quick morning bite, especially the egg sandwich in paratha (Dh3.50)
Pinky Food Restaurant in Tanker Mai for tilapia
Tasty Zone for Nepalese-style noodles (Dh15)
Ibrahimi for Pakistani food (a quarter chicken tikka with roti costs Dh16)
New schools in Dubai
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THE BIO
Born: Mukalla, Yemen, 1979
Education: UAE University, Al Ain
Family: Married with two daughters: Asayel, 7, and Sara, 6
Favourite piece of music: Horse Dance by Naseer Shamma
Favourite book: Science and geology
Favourite place to travel to: Washington DC
Best advice you’ve ever been given: If you have a dream, you have to believe it, then you will see it.
How to apply for a drone permit
- Individuals must register on UAE Drone app or website using their UAE Pass
- Add all their personal details, including name, nationality, passport number, Emiratis ID, email and phone number
- Upload the training certificate from a centre accredited by the GCAA
- Submit their request
What are the regulations?
- Fly it within visual line of sight
- Never over populated areas
- Ensure maximum flying height of 400 feet (122 metres) above ground level is not crossed
- Users must avoid flying over restricted areas listed on the UAE Drone app
- Only fly the drone during the day, and never at night
- Should have a live feed of the drone flight
- Drones must weigh 5 kg or less
Expert input
If you had all the money in the world, what’s the one sneaker you would buy or create?
“There are a few shoes that have ‘grail’ status for me. But the one I have always wanted is the Nike x Patta x Parra Air Max 1 - Cherrywood. To get a pair in my size brand new is would cost me between Dh8,000 and Dh 10,000.” Jack Brett
“If I had all the money, I would approach Nike and ask them to do my own Air Force 1, that’s one of my dreams.” Yaseen Benchouche
“There’s nothing out there yet that I’d pay an insane amount for, but I’d love to create my own shoe with Tinker Hatfield and Jordan.” Joshua Cox
“I think I’d buy a defunct footwear brand; I’d like the challenge of reinterpreting a brand’s history and changing options.” Kris Balerite
“I’d stir up a creative collaboration with designers Martin Margiela of the mixed patchwork sneakers, and Yohji Yamamoto.” Hussain Moloobhoy
“If I had all the money in the world, I’d live somewhere where I’d never have to wear shoes again.” Raj Malhotra
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ICC Awards for 2021
MEN
Cricketer of the Year – Shaheen Afridi (Pakistan)
T20 Cricketer of the Year – Mohammad Rizwan (Pakistan)
ODI Cricketer of the Year – Babar Azam (Pakistan)
Test Cricketer of the Year – Joe Root (England)
WOMEN
Cricketer of the Year – Smriti Mandhana (India)
ODI Cricketer of the Year – Lizelle Lee (South Africa)
T20 Cricketer of the Year – Tammy Beaumont (England)
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