As one of the predominantly British audience at the concluding show of Jason Manford's two-night run in Dubai, it's easy to identify with the Manchester-born comedian's everyman brand of affable, observational stand-up. As a self-confessing tightwad, he's also filling the traditional warm-up slot on his current 250-show First World Problems Tour, to save paying somebody else "60 quid a night".
Accordingly, the opener segment of his second two-part, two-hour set on Monday at Crowne Plaza, Dubai (he also performed on Sunday), felt like an opportunity to assess the crowd. As the proud owner of a Mancunian accent, it followed that much of this comprised comparing the UK’s disparate subcultures and linguistic twists. Demonstrating the seemingly inexplicable hatred between certain cities, he slipped into a Liverpool lilt to recall hearing a pilot on a flight into Manchester Airport announce: “If you look to your right, you’ll see Ikea, Warrington. If you look to your left, you’ll see the city of Manchester. So I recommend looking to your right.”
Things really picked up after the interval, before which Manford asked the audience to submit their First World problems. Ensuring a unique narrative to every show, it’s a clever device that allowed subjects such as maids and items that you can’t import into the UAE to be ruthlessly dissected, while always poking fun at the inherent petty ridiculousness.
Among laddish banter and likeable silliness, Manford slipped in an insightful take on the recent hullabaloo in his homeland concerning two fast-food outlets that have switched to halal-only meat, sparking somewhat Islamophobic public outrage. He highlighted the knee-jerk hypocrisy with the laser-accurate question: “Did they think we were cuddling our meat to death before?” Elsewhere, almost every onlooker would have related to his breakdowns of everyday life, from call centres to predictive text messaging (his angry tone in one past complaint email, he told us, was slightly hamstrung by his phone automatically altering his sign-off to “Jason Mangoes”).
That cheeky brand of humour doesn't endear him to everybody, such as one incident from his stint presenting the painfully anodyne UK primetime-TV programme The One Show. Forced to fill time while covering an infamous incident involving an English woman filmed dumping a cat into a wheelie bin, he recalled that his ad hoc punchline ("but my dog found it hilarious") received 147 complaints from viewers.
For all that, though, and the fact that a good portion of the show was unrepeatable in polite company (complete with a good dollop of scatological humour), Manford isn’t really interested in being controversial. And therein lies his charm.
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Dubai Bling season three
Cast: Loujain Adada, Zeina Khoury, Farhana Bodi, Ebraheem Al Samadi, Mona Kattan, and couples Safa & Fahad Siddiqui and DJ Bliss & Danya Mohammed
Rating: 1/5
COMPANY PROFILE
Founders: Alhaan Ahmed, Alyina Ahmed and Maximo Tettamanzi
Total funding: Self funded
Paatal Lok season two
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Stars: Jaideep Ahlawat, Ishwak Singh, Lc Sekhose, Merenla Imsong
Rating: 4.5/5
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Director: Kangana Ranaut
Stars: Kangana Ranaut, Anupam Kher, Shreyas Talpade, Milind Soman, Mahima Chaudhry
Rating: 2/5
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Our legal columnist
Name: Yousef Al Bahar
Advocate at Al Bahar & Associate Advocates and Legal Consultants, established in 1994
Education: Mr Al Bahar was born in 1979 and graduated in 2008 from the Judicial Institute. He took after his father, who was one of the first Emirati lawyers
What is the FNC?
The Federal National Council is one of five federal authorities established by the UAE constitution. It held its first session on December 2, 1972, a year to the day after Federation.
It has 40 members, eight of whom are women. The members represent the UAE population through each of the emirates. Abu Dhabi and Dubai have eight members each, Sharjah and Ras al Khaimah six, and Ajman, Fujairah and Umm Al Quwain have four.
They bring Emirati issues to the council for debate and put those concerns to ministers summoned for questioning.
The FNC’s main functions include passing, amending or rejecting federal draft laws, discussing international treaties and agreements, and offering recommendations on general subjects raised during sessions.
Federal draft laws must first pass through the FNC for recommendations when members can amend the laws to suit the needs of citizens. The draft laws are then forwarded to the Cabinet for consideration and approval.
Since 2006, half of the members have been elected by UAE citizens to serve four-year terms and the other half are appointed by the Ruler’s Courts of the seven emirates.
In the 2015 elections, 78 of the 252 candidates were women. Women also represented 48 per cent of all voters and 67 per cent of the voters were under the age of 40.
Anxiety and work stress major factors
Anxiety, work stress and social isolation are all factors in the recogised rise in mental health problems.
A study UAE Ministry of Health researchers published in the summer also cited struggles with weight and illnesses as major contributors.
Its authors analysed a dozen separate UAE studies between 2007 and 2017. Prevalence was often higher in university students, women and in people on low incomes.
One showed 28 per cent of female students at a Dubai university reported symptoms linked to depression. Another in Al Ain found 22.2 per cent of students had depressive symptoms - five times the global average.
It said the country has made strides to address mental health problems but said: “Our review highlights the overall prevalence of depressive symptoms and depression, which may long have been overlooked."
Prof Samir Al Adawi, of the department of behavioural medicine at Sultan Qaboos University in Oman, who was not involved in the study but is a recognised expert in the Gulf, said how mental health is discussed varies significantly between cultures and nationalities.
“The problem we have in the Gulf is the cross-cultural differences and how people articulate emotional distress," said Prof Al Adawi.
“Someone will say that I have physical complaints rather than emotional complaints. This is the major problem with any discussion around depression."
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Where to stay: Courtyard by Marriott Titusville Kennedy Space Centre has unparalleled views of the Indian River. Alligators can be spotted from hotel room balconies, as can several rocket launch sites. The hotel also boasts cool space-themed decor.
When to go: Florida is best experienced during the winter months, from November to May, before the humidity kicks in.
How to get there: Emirates currently flies from Dubai to Orlando five times a week.
Electric scooters: some rules to remember
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The Sand Castle
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End of free parking
- paid-for parking will be rolled across Abu Dhabi island on August 18
- drivers will have three working weeks leeway before fines are issued
- areas that are currently free to park - around Sheikh Zayed Bridge, Maqta Bridge, Mussaffah Bridge and the Corniche - will now require a ticket
- villa residents will need a permit to park outside their home. One vehicle is Dh800 and a second is Dh1,200.
- The penalty for failing to pay for a ticket after 10 minutes will be Dh200
- Parking on a patch of sand will incur a fine of Dh300
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If you go
Flight connections to Ulaanbaatar are available through a variety of hubs, including Seoul and Beijing, with airlines including Mongolian Airlines and Korean Air. While some nationalities, such as Americans, don’t need a tourist visa for Mongolia, others, including UAE citizens, can obtain a visa on arrival, while others including UK citizens, need to obtain a visa in advance. Contact the Mongolian Embassy in the UAE for more information.
Nomadic Road offers expedition-style trips to Mongolia in January and August, and other destinations during most other months. Its nine-day August 2020 Mongolia trip will cost from $5,250 per person based on two sharing, including airport transfers, two nights’ hotel accommodation in Ulaanbaatar, vehicle rental, fuel, third party vehicle liability insurance, the services of a guide and support team, accommodation, food and entrance fees; nomadicroad.com
A fully guided three-day, two-night itinerary at Three Camel Lodge costs from $2,420 per person based on two sharing, including airport transfers, accommodation, meals and excursions including the Yol Valley and Flaming Cliffs. A return internal flight from Ulaanbaatar to Dalanzadgad costs $300 per person and the flight takes 90 minutes each way; threecamellodge.com