The January sales are code for potentially heartbreaking, soul-crushing mayhem. Still, most of us love the sheer naughtiness of it all, the bleep of the scanner, the ka-ching of the cash register as we swipe another “must-have” and, oh, the fun in hiding all the bags. “Buy me, buy me,” the sad leftovers screech from the rafters, as we, ever the loyal friends comply.
The promise of a bargain can throw even the most directional shopper off-kilter. Most of us need only look shamefully into the bottom of our wardrobes to be reminded of the expensive mistakes made under pressure.
Our biggest failing, as always, lies in our lack of preparation. It’s a battleground out there, so, if nothing else, arrive suitably armed. You will need the foreknowledge of a fashion editor and the eye of a falcon. Rule number one is to know and avoid the traps – the emotional buys.
Apart from Nicki Minaj, nobody really needs a hot pink shearling coat, just because it is half price. If you will never use it or wear it (you won’t), the amount of money saved is absolutely irrelevant. That’s not to say you shouldn’t invest in your showpieces, your fun big-ticket pieces that are normally too expensive to justify. Have a look at your wardrobe and work out what’s missing – just be certain they will last through the seasons.
As dull as it may sound, when it comes to what to look for, the sales are the best time to stock up on the basics – T-shirts, white shirts, vests, a good pair of jeans – things that will give you a good price-per-wear ratio. Buying from the sales is an opportunity to upgrade your wardrobe, time to invest in better fabrics. Good-quality jersey is something that most of us tend to ignore, despite the fact that it ought to be a staple in most wardrobes. Look for quality in workmanship and avoid anything in a man-made fibre, instead looking out for fine cottons that will hold their shape.
Most seasoned shoppers tend to pick out what they want in advance, think about it, go to the shop, try it on, and then think about it some more. If after the whole exercise you still dream of it, then it’s probably going to pay for itself.
Bags, jewellery and small leather goods are normally the first things to go in a sale as they don’t have the limitations of sizes. So if you see a bag or a pair of shoes you love, don’t hesitate. A good leather bag will never lie dormant. A classic, soft, slouchy leather tote in mushroom, tan or black should last decades and never go out of style.
If you’re looking specifically at designer labels, try to buy signature pieces from the label rather than a wild card from a certain collection, leather from a leather brand rather than a designer, a good coat from Burberry, a dress from Valentino, that sort of thing.
I understand that entering the dreaded changing rooms at sale time needs the constitution of a warlord, but at the very least wear a thin outfit under your coat to enable you to slip things over it in a quiet area of the shop, as buying with a no-return policy is risky business.
In conclusion, remember that bargain-basement items are incredibly cheap only because they are incredibly difficult to wear. Tread carefully, my friends.
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The smuggler
Eldarir had arrived at JFK in January 2020 with three suitcases, containing goods he valued at $300, when he was directed to a search area.
Officers found 41 gold artefacts among the bags, including amulets from a funerary set which prepared the deceased for the afterlife.
Also found was a cartouche of a Ptolemaic king on a relief that was originally part of a royal building or temple.
The largest single group of items found in Eldarir’s cases were 400 shabtis, or figurines.
Khouli conviction
Khouli smuggled items into the US by making false declarations to customs about the country of origin and value of the items.
According to Immigration and Customs Enforcement, he provided “false provenances which stated that [two] Egyptian antiquities were part of a collection assembled by Khouli's father in Israel in the 1960s” when in fact “Khouli acquired the Egyptian antiquities from other dealers”.
He was sentenced to one year of probation, six months of home confinement and 200 hours of community service in 2012 after admitting buying and smuggling Egyptian antiquities, including coffins, funerary boats and limestone figures.
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A number of other items said to come from the collection of Ezeldeen Taha Eldarir are currently or recently for sale.
Their provenance is described in near identical terms as the British Museum shabti: bought from Salahaddin Sirmali, "authenticated and appraised" by Hossen Rashed, then imported to the US in 1948.
- An Egyptian Mummy mask dating from 700BC-30BC, is on offer for £11,807 ($15,275) online by a seller in Mexico
- A coffin lid dating back to 664BC-332BC was offered for sale by a Colorado-based art dealer, with a starting price of $65,000
- A shabti that was on sale through a Chicago-based coin dealer, dating from 1567BC-1085BC, is up for $1,950
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