Amanda (Devin Kelley) and Paul (Jonathan Sadowski) are part of the group of seven who go to seek thrills in the abandoned town of Pripyat, despite warnings, in Chernobyl Diaries. Courtesy Warner Bros. Pictures
Amanda (Devin Kelley) and Paul (Jonathan Sadowski) are part of the group of seven who go to seek thrills in the abandoned town of Pripyat, despite warnings, in Chernobyl Diaries. Courtesy Warner Bros.Show more

Chernobyl Diaries: setting ripe for horror let down by hollow thrills



Chernobyl Diaries
Director: Bradley Parker
Starring: Jesse McCartney, Jonathan Sadowski, Olivia Dudley, Devin Kelley
**

The city of Pripyat, built in 1970 to house workers at the Chernobyl power plant, was evacuated and abandoned within hours of the nuclear disaster in 1986. Now a ghost town, the city has taken on an almost iconic status. Trees are growing in the deserted concrete structures. Buildings have collapsed over time. It's a vision of a post-apocalyptic Earth. Ukraine's answer to Detroit.

The notable landmark in Pripyat is a Ferris wheel located in the amusement park, which has featured in video games such as Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare and the S.T.A.L.K.E.R. series. The rusting wheel also takes centre state in The Chernobyl Diaries, a film with a great premise - it's penned by Paranormal Activity creator Oren Peli - and the perfect ready-made scary location. It's just a shame that all the early promise is wasted in what turns out to be a run-of-the-mill horror movie reminiscent of Eli Roth's overrated Hostel.

The director Bradley Parker starts with a video montage of Americans having fun across Europe. The trio on the rampage are Chris (the cherubic pop star McCartney), the belle Natalie (Dudley) and the heart-broken Amanda (Kelley). They are in Kiev visiting Chris's wild and irresponsible big brother Paul (Sadowski). The next stop on their whistle-stop tour is Moscow, but on the morning that they are about to leave, Paul persuades the group to take an extreme holiday trip to Pripyat.

Enter the big Ukranian tour guide Uri (Dimitri Diatchenko) and the fellow extreme tourists, Norwegian chick Zoe (Ingrid Bolso Berdal) and the bearded Australian Michael (Nathan Phillips). The seven voyage in a battered minivan to the abandoned town, ignoring the guards telling them to turn back. As they walk through the derelict buildings, Uri gives his charges a potted history of the city where wild dogs wander and warns that they can only spend so much time there without being overexposed to the radiation that's still in the air.

As with Paranormal Activity, the slow pacing builds up to a nice tension. Then, quicker than a split atom, it all goes to pot. A bear running through a building promises much, but is the signal for tedium. The group gets chased and picked off by unknown entities that are barely visible in the dark. The stylistic hand-held camerawork has been so overused in the genre that it detracts from the action on the screen. It seems all the worse having initially promised so much.

UAE v Gibraltar

What: International friendly

When: 7pm kick off

Where: Rugby Park, Dubai Sports City

Admission: Free

Online: The match will be broadcast live on Dubai Exiles’ Facebook page

UAE squad: Lucas Waddington (Dubai Exiles), Gio Fourie (Exiles), Craig Nutt (Abu Dhabi Harlequins), Phil Brady (Harlequins), Daniel Perry (Dubai Hurricanes), Esekaia Dranibota (Harlequins), Matt Mills (Exiles), Jaen Botes (Exiles), Kristian Stinson (Exiles), Murray Reason (Abu Dhabi Saracens), Dave Knight (Hurricanes), Ross Samson (Jebel Ali Dragons), DuRandt Gerber (Exiles), Saki Naisau (Dragons), Andrew Powell (Hurricanes), Emosi Vacanau (Harlequins), Niko Volavola (Dragons), Matt Richards (Dragons), Luke Stevenson (Harlequins), Josh Ives (Dubai Sports City Eagles), Sean Stevens (Saracens), Thinus Steyn (Exiles)

Sarfira

Director: Sudha Kongara Prasad

Starring: Akshay Kumar, Radhika Madan, Paresh Rawal

Rating: 2/5

If you go

  • The nearest international airport to the start of the Chuysky Trakt is in Novosibirsk. Emirates (www.emirates.com) offer codeshare flights with S7 Airlines (www.s7.ru) via Moscow for US$5,300 (Dh19,467) return including taxes. Cheaper flights are available on Flydubai and Air Astana or Aeroflot combination, flying via Astana in Kazakhstan or Moscow. Economy class tickets are available for US$650 (Dh2,400).
  • The Double Tree by Hilton in Novosibirsk (+7 383 2230100,) has double rooms from US$60 (Dh220). You can rent cabins at camp grounds or rooms in guesthouses in the towns for around US$25 (Dh90).
  • The transport Minibuses run along the Chuysky Trakt but if you want to stop for sightseeing, hire a taxi from Gorno-Altaisk for about US$100 (Dh360) a day. Take a Russian phrasebook or download a translation app. Tour companies such as Altair-Tour (+7 383 2125115 ) offer hiking and adventure packages.
Most polluted cities in the Middle East

1. Baghdad, Iraq
2. Manama, Bahrain
3. Dhahran, Saudi Arabia
4. Kuwait City, Kuwait
5. Ras Al Khaimah, UAE
6. Ash Shihaniyah, Qatar
7. Abu Dhabi, UAE
8. Cairo, Egypt
9. Riyadh, Saudi Arabia
10. Dubai, UAE

Source: 2022 World Air Quality Report

MOST POLLUTED COUNTRIES IN THE WORLD

1. Chad
2. Iraq
3. Pakistan
4. Bahrain
5. Bangladesh
6. Burkina Faso
7. Kuwait
8. India
9. Egypt
10. Tajikistan

Source: 2022 World Air Quality Report

The line up

Friday: Giggs, Sho Madjozi and Masego  

Saturday: Nas, Lion Bbae, Roxanne Shante and DaniLeigh  

Sole DXB runs from December 6 to 8 at Dubai Design District. Weekend pass is Dh295 while a one day pass is Dh195. Tickets are available from www.soledxb.com

Company profile

Company name: Fasset
Started: 2019
Founders: Mohammad Raafi Hossain, Daniel Ahmed
Based: Dubai
Sector: FinTech
Initial investment: $2.45 million
Current number of staff: 86
Investment stage: Pre-series B
Investors: Investcorp, Liberty City Ventures, Fatima Gobi Ventures, Primal Capital, Wealthwell Ventures, FHS Capital, VN2 Capital, local family offices

Brief scores:

Scotland 371-5, 50 overs (C MacLeod 140 no, K Coetzer 58, G Munsey 55)

England 365 all out, 48.5 overs (J Bairstow 105, A Hales 52; M Watt 3-55)

Result: Scotland won by six runs

The biog

Favourite food: Fish and seafood

Favourite hobby: Socialising with friends

Favourite quote: You only get out what you put in!

Favourite country to visit: Italy

Favourite film: Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels.

Family: We all have one!