It's that time of year when big-name companies roll out their festive adverts in a bid to see who can make us the most emotional. As the tumultuous year that has been 2020 draws to a close, these made-for-YouTube mini dramas offer the perfect excuse to get into the festive spirit.
This year, though, the adverts are certainly under extra pressure to get the tone right. Hit the correct note with a Covid-weary and so-over-2020 audience, and gain a devoted following – for example, British department store John Lewis's 2019 offering has racked up more than 10.5 million views on YouTube. But, get it wrong and you risk your big Christmas campaign being turned into a meme.
The king of tear-jerker festive adverts is, of course, John Lewis, which has been making audiences ugly-cry since 2007. Setting the bar emotionally high, their offerings have become the standard by which all other adverts are judged. This year in particular, everyone watching at home needs an uplifting message of hope, sincerity and sob-inducing happy endings.
Gucci
The Italian fashion house Gucci – a relative newcomer to the genre – offers a bird's-eye view of a cringeworthy office party. With the perfect mix of geekiness and awkwardness, it nods to all the party cliches, such as the inappropriate use of the work photocopier (here used to photocopy a gold sequined bag) and terrible dancing, with workers snaking through the office in a conga line, all delightfully out of step.
Once again, Gucci shows us it's okay to be the odd one out, the shy one or the don't-know-what-to-do-with-your-hands one. As an antidote to the edited perfection of social media, Gucci is celebrating that not being in with the in-crowd is, in fact, the best place to be.
Coca-Cola
An old hand at the festive advert, Coca-Cola offers something a fraction less saccharine than usual for 2020. This year, the clip shows a little girl giving a letter to her father to deliver to Santa Claus. We quickly learn the father works on an oil rig and, in trying to keep his promise, sets out on a epic Revenant-style journey to keep his word.
Undergoing some serious trials along the way, he arrives at the North Pole only to find it is closed for the holidays. Luckily, a huge Coca-Cola delivery truck pulls into view and drives him back home to his daughter. As he steps out of the truck, the driver hands him back the letter, which falls open to reveal the little girl had asked Santa for her father to come home for Christmas. As the truck drives away, we realise that Santa was the driver all along.
Sainsbury's
British supermarket Sainsbury's has gone all out with three different adverts (only one of which has aired to date). Shot on an old-school camcorder, and featuring plenty of wonky paper hats, mismatched decorations and terrible lighting, the first advert, Gravy Song, focuses on the importance of friends and family coming together at Christmas – and how arguing over who makes the best roast potatoes and gravy is a classic festive tradition.
Nimbus Beds
Self-dubbed the "John Lewis 2020 Christmas ad alternative", this offering from Nimbus Beds, a small company tackling the very real issue of loneliness during the festive season, shows an elderly man alone in his home, reminiscing over old photographs. A visitor arrives, bringing the gift of a fluffy dog. While animal shelters have long tried to hammer home the message that a dog is for life and not just for Christmas, this time we can get on board with the present, as the man's life is transformed by his new companion.
The only problem with this new friendship is the sleeping arrangements, as the dog prefers the man's bed to his own. The solution comes via a Nimbus mattress, in which the pup can curl up happily beside his master. Sweet and endearing, the advert closes with the sobering message that 45 per cent of adults admit to feeling lonely during the festive period. So, be inspired to reach out to others at this time of year.
Amazon
The online shopping behemoth owned by Jeff Bezos, one of only five global centibillionaires (those with a personal wealth of more than $100 billion apiece) urges us to come together this festive season.
Called The Show Must Go On, Amazon's advert focuses on a talented ballet student who wins the main part in her school's Christmas performance. She trains hard, practising day and night, come rain or shine, and is devastated when the performance is cancelled because of the pandemic. Undeterred, her little sister creates invites for her performance and galvanises the local community to come out on to their balconies and watch as her sister dances solo in the car park, spotlit by a torch handily purchased from Amazon.
Tesco
Taking an upbeat note is British supermarket Tesco, which cheerfully declares that this year, the famous Naughty List has been banned. Yes, you heard correctly! Different people make their confessions to camera about their bad lockdown behaviour, from hoarding toilet rolls and giving bad haircuts to not staying on top of home-schooling. But thanks to the unprecedented events of this year, Santa has decided to scrap the usual Naughty / Nice system and instead reward everyone with a present.
Firmly tongue-in-cheek, this clever little advert lets us laugh at our behaviour from the early days of the pandemic, and ultimately says that a little self-forgiveness can go a long way.
John Lewis
Finally, we have John Lewis, the undisputed master of the festive advert. This year, the theme is "Give a Little Love", and the advert starts with a boy staring at his football stuck in a tree.
A pigeon arrives and we sit forward, hoping the bird will return the errant ball to its owner. It doesn't and so begins the emotional rollercoaster. A little girl arrives and throws her umbrella to try and dislodge the ball, which opens into a heart, triggering a skilful sequence that tells the story via illustrations, stop-motion animation and real-life footage. A melting snowman is brought back to life, hip-hop pigeons extend a wing of friendship to a hedgehog who just wants to hang out, and a little girl's glasses are fixed with a heart sticker donated by a stranger on a bus.
The music not only plucks at the heartstrings but the song, A Little Love, was written especially for the advert by singer Celeste, and 10 pence (13 cents) will be donated to the John Lewis Christmas campaign every time it is downloaded, meaning that when you stop weeping over this adorable, heart-warming tale, you can then do something concrete to help.
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Some of Darwish's last words
"They see their tomorrows slipping out of their reach. And though it seems to them that everything outside this reality is heaven, yet they do not want to go to that heaven. They stay, because they are afflicted with hope." - Mahmoud Darwish, to attendees of the Palestine Festival of Literature, 2008
His life in brief: Born in a village near Galilee, he lived in exile for most of his life and started writing poetry after high school. He was arrested several times by Israel for what were deemed to be inciteful poems. Most of his work focused on the love and yearning for his homeland, and he was regarded the Palestinian poet of resistance. Over the course of his life, he published more than 30 poetry collections and books of prose, with his work translated into more than 20 languages. Many of his poems were set to music by Arab composers, most significantly Marcel Khalife. Darwish died on August 9, 2008 after undergoing heart surgery in the United States. He was later buried in Ramallah where a shrine was erected in his honour.
Company: Instabug
Founded: 2013
Based: Egypt, Cairo
Sector: IT
Employees: 100
Stage: Series A
Investors: Flat6Labs, Accel, Y Combinator and angel investors
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Insportz, Dubai, September 16-23
UAE fixtures:
Men
Saturday, September 16 – 1.45pm, v New Zealand
Sunday, September 17 – 10.30am, v Australia; 3.45pm, v South Africa
Monday, September 18 – 2pm, v England; 7.15pm, v India
Tuesday, September 19 – 12.15pm, v Singapore; 5.30pm, v Sri Lanka
Thursday, September 21 – 2pm v Malaysia
Friday, September 22 – 3.30pm, semi-final
Saturday, September 23 – 3pm, grand final
Women
Saturday, September 16 – 5.15pm, v Australia
Sunday, September 17 – 2pm, v South Africa; 7.15pm, v New Zealand
Monday, September 18 – 5.30pm, v England
Tuesday, September 19 – 10.30am, v New Zealand; 3.45pm, v South Africa
Thursday, September 21 – 12.15pm, v Australia
Friday, September 22 – 1.30pm, semi-final
Saturday, September 23 – 1pm, grand final
Roll of honour 2019-2020
Dubai Rugby Sevens
Winners: Dubai Hurricanes
Runners up: Bahrain
West Asia Premiership
Winners: Bahrain
Runners up: UAE Premiership
UAE Premiership
Winners: Dubai Exiles
Runners up: Dubai Hurricanes
UAE Division One
Winners: Abu Dhabi Saracens
Runners up: Dubai Hurricanes II
UAE Division Two
Winners: Barrelhouse
Runners up: RAK Rugby
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Mercer, the investment consulting arm of US services company Marsh & McLennan, expects its wealth division to at least double its assets under management (AUM) in the Middle East as wealth in the region continues to grow despite economic headwinds, a company official said.
Mercer Wealth, which globally has $160 billion in AUM, plans to boost its AUM in the region to $2-$3bn in the next 2-3 years from the present $1bn, said Yasir AbuShaban, a Dubai-based principal with Mercer Wealth.
“Within the next two to three years, we are looking at reaching $2 to $3 billion as a conservative estimate and we do see an opportunity to do so,” said Mr AbuShaban.
Mercer does not directly make investments, but allocates clients’ money they have discretion to, to professional asset managers. They also provide advice to clients.
“We have buying power. We can negotiate on their (client’s) behalf with asset managers to provide them lower fees than they otherwise would have to get on their own,” he added.
Mercer Wealth’s clients include sovereign wealth funds, family offices, and insurance companies among others.
From its office in Dubai, Mercer also looks after Africa, India and Turkey, where they also see opportunity for growth.
Wealth creation in Middle East and Africa (MEA) grew 8.5 per cent to $8.1 trillion last year from $7.5tn in 2015, higher than last year’s global average of 6 per cent and the second-highest growth in a region after Asia-Pacific which grew 9.9 per cent, according to consultancy Boston Consulting Group (BCG). In the region, where wealth grew just 1.9 per cent in 2015 compared with 2014, a pickup in oil prices has helped in wealth generation.
BCG is forecasting MEA wealth will rise to $12tn by 2021, growing at an annual average of 8 per cent.
Drivers of wealth generation in the region will be split evenly between new wealth creation and growth of performance of existing assets, according to BCG.
Another general trend in the region is clients’ looking for a comprehensive approach to investing, according to Mr AbuShaban.
“Institutional investors or some of the families are seeing a slowdown in the available capital they have to invest and in that sense they are looking at optimizing the way they manage their portfolios and making sure they are not investing haphazardly and different parts of their investment are working together,” said Mr AbuShaban.
Some clients also have a higher appetite for risk, given the low interest-rate environment that does not provide enough yield for some institutional investors. These clients are keen to invest in illiquid assets, such as private equity and infrastructure.
“What we have seen is a desire for higher returns in what has been a low-return environment specifically in various fixed income or bonds,” he said.
“In this environment, we have seen a de facto increase in the risk that clients are taking in things like illiquid investments, private equity investments, infrastructure and private debt, those kind of investments were higher illiquidity results in incrementally higher returns.”
The Abu Dhabi Investment Authority, one of the largest sovereign wealth funds, said in its 2016 report that has gradually increased its exposure in direct private equity and private credit transactions, mainly in Asian markets and especially in China and India. The authority’s private equity department focused on structured equities owing to “their defensive characteristics.”
THE BIO
Favourite holiday destination: Whenever I have any free time I always go back to see my family in Caltra, Galway, it’s the only place I can properly relax.
Favourite film: The Way, starring Martin Sheen. It’s about the Camino de Santiago walk from France to Spain.
Personal motto: If something’s meant for you it won’t pass you by.
Last-16 Europa League fixtures
Wednesday (Kick-offs UAE)
FC Copenhagen (0) v Istanbul Basaksehir (1) 8.55pm
Shakhtar Donetsk (2) v Wolfsburg (1) 8.55pm
Inter Milan v Getafe (one leg only) 11pm
Manchester United (5) v LASK (0) 11pm
Thursday
Bayer Leverkusen (3) v Rangers (1) 8.55pm
Sevilla v Roma (one leg only) 8.55pm
FC Basel (3) v Eintracht Frankfurt (0) 11pm
Wolves (1) Olympiakos (1) 11pm
OPENING FIXTURES
Saturday September 12
Crystal Palace v Southampton
Fulham v Arsenal
Liverpool v Leeds United
Tottenham v Everton
West Brom v Leicester
West Ham v Newcastle
Monday September 14
Brighton v Chelsea
Sheffield United v Wolves
To be rescheduled
Burnley v Manchester United
Manchester City v Aston Villa
The Word for Woman is Wilderness
Abi Andrews, Serpent’s Tail