Michael Palin, the narrator of Clangers. Courtesy BBC
Michael Palin, the narrator of Clangers. Courtesy BBC

Monty Python star Michael Palin: Dubai taught me a vital lesson in my travelogue career



Michael Palin learnt perhaps the greatest lesson of his fledgling travelogue career during a visit to Dubai in 1988 while filming Around the World in 80 Days.

At the time known mainly as a comedy actor – as a member of the groundbreaking Monty Python team, and as the writer and star of a string of television shows and films – he had decided to branch out by making a documentary in which he would attempt to recreate the fictional voyage of Phileas Fogg, as told in the classic novel by Jules Verne, without using air travel. The seven-part BBC TV series was a massive hit and was the start of a whole new career for Palin. It was followed by Pole to Pole, in which he travelled from the North to South Pole, sticking to land as much as possible, and Full Circle, for which he spent 10 months travelling around the Pacific Rim.

“A vital part of my whole travel-­documentary career took place in the Gulf,” he says. “We couldn’t fly because of the nature of the show, so we were going to come all the way around the Saudi Arabian peninsula and pick up a dhow that would take us across from Oman to Mumbai.”

Fate, however, had other plans.

“Everything went wrong,” he says. “The ship we were supposed to take from Jeddah was burnt out and couldn’t sail, so in the end we had to go via Dubai and pick up a dhow there. It was totally unprepared. Only one of the 18 crew spoke any English and they were a bit reluctant about taking us in the first place.”

Despite this inauspicious start, Palin says the experience proved to be a valuable lesson.

“The journey took about seven days and it really was a game changer, because I realised on that voyage that there was no point in me pretending to be Phileas Fogg doing this journey,” he says, referring to the original aim of the ­series.

“I just had to respond to what was happening in this extraordinary situation. I was living together with this crew of 18 Gujarati fishermen on the deck of a boat. There were no cabins or anything like that.

“It made an entire episode – it was quite extraordinary – and after that I realised that this is how to make these programmes. You just have to open your eyes to the wonder of what you’re seeing and don’t try to pretend you can change it.

“It was a really terrific experience – although it was quite hairy going up and down the Gulf day and night in a tiny dhow.”

Palin’s more recent visits to the Gulf have been considerably less stressful, including an appearance at the Emirates Airline Festival of Literature in 2011, and a family holiday in Oman, but the Dubai experience clearly served as a useful lesson for what was to come.

Palin has now presented eight travel documentary series for the BBC and written books to accompany them, making him arguably the most successful travel presenter and writer since the golden era of Whicker's World, presented by legendary British broadcaster Alan Whicker.

Of course Palin will be remembered for much more than only his incredible journeys around the world. He has appeared in more than 20 movies – many of which he also wrote or produced – including a Bafta-winning performance in A Fish Called Wanda (1988), alongside fellow Python John Cleese and Hollywood stars Kevin Kline and Jamie Lee Curtis.

He has also written and appeared in numerous TV series, from his own satirical comedy Ripping Yarns, with fellow Python Terry Jones, to Alan Bleasdale's hard-­hitting, critically acclaimed 1991 political drama GBH – a series that Palin suggests has taken on a new-found relevance in the tumultuous world of post-Brexit UK politics.

His latest TV project – a new version of classic British children's show The Clangers – is now showing in the region on the CBeebies channel.

Ultimately, though, it is probably his role in four seasons of Monty Python's Flying Circus – alongside Cleese, Jones, Graham Chapman, Eric Idle and Terry Gilliam – as well as their four spin-off movies, stage adaptations and occasional reunions that Palin, who is now 73, will always be best remembered for.

Flying Circus, which ran on BBC television between 1969 and 1974, was groundbreaking in its day, hugely influential and remains one of the most enduringly popular – and endlessly quotable – comedy sketch shows of all time.

Every member of the team other than Chapman, who died of cancer in 1989, continues to enjoy varying degrees of post-Python success. While filming the final episode of Flying Circus in 1974, could Palin have imagined the heights they would reach in the years that followed?

"It would have been almost impossible to guess," he says. "I would have said everyone would end up doing something that they'd written themselves because that was the very basis from which Python arose, so it's no surprise that John [Cleese] wrote Fawlty Towers, and Terry [Gilliam] wrote [the 1985 film] Brazil, and Eric Idle wrote various films and his TV series, such as Rutland Weekend Television. Terry Jones wrote films, too.

“What was most interesting was that we all felt we had to go off in our own directions. That sort of surprised me – the realisation that Python worked when it worked, but it wasn’t something you could just go on and repeat and repeat over and over.

“I think it’s remarkable what everyone has achieved since.”

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'Falling for Christmas'

Director: Janeen Damian

Stars: Lindsay Lohan, Chord Overstreet, Jack Wagner, Aliana Lohan

Rating: 1/5

If you go

The flights
Etihad (etihad.com) flies from Abu Dhabi to Luang Prabang via Bangkok, with a return flight from Chiang Rai via Bangkok for about Dh3,000, including taxes. Emirates and Thai Airways cover the same route, also via Bangkok in both directions, from about Dh2,700.
The cruise
The Gypsy by Mekong Kingdoms has two cruising options: a three-night, four-day trip upstream cruise or a two-night, three-day downstream journey, from US$5,940 (Dh21,814), including meals, selected drinks, excursions and transfers.
The hotels
Accommodation is available in Luang Prabang at the Avani, from $290 (Dh1,065) per night, and at Anantara Golden Triangle Elephant Camp and Resort from $1,080 (Dh3,967) per night, including meals, an activity and transfers.

The specs

Engine: Dual synchronous electric motors
Power: 660hp
Torque: 1,100Nm
Transmission: Single-speed automatic
Touring range: 488km-560km
Price: From Dh850,000 (estimate)
On sale: October

EXPATS

Director: Lulu Wang

Stars: Nicole Kidman, Sarayu Blue, Ji-young Yoo, Brian Tee, Jack Huston

Rating: 4/5

The most expensive investment mistake you will ever make

When is the best time to start saving in a pension? The answer is simple – at the earliest possible moment. The first pound, euro, dollar or dirham you invest is the most valuable, as it has so much longer to grow in value. If you start in your twenties, it could be invested for 40 years or more, which means you have decades for compound interest to work its magic.

“You get growth upon growth upon growth, followed by more growth. The earlier you start the process, the more it will all roll up,” says Chris Davies, chartered financial planner at The Fry Group in Dubai.

This table shows how much you would have in your pension at age 65, depending on when you start and how much you pay in (it assumes your investments grow 7 per cent a year after charges and you have no other savings).

Age

$250 a month

$500 a month

$1,000 a month

25

$640,829

$1,281,657

$2,563,315

35

$303,219

$606,439

$1,212,877

45

$131,596

$263,191

$526,382

55

$44,351

$88,702

$177,403

 

Ballon d’Or shortlists

Men

Sadio Mane (Senegal/Liverpool), Sergio Aguero (Aregentina/Manchester City), Frenkie de Jong (Netherlans/Barcelona), Hugo Lloris (France/Tottenham), Dusan Tadic (Serbia/Ajax), Kylian Mbappe (France/PSG), Trent Alexander-Arnold (England/Liverpool), Donny van de Beek (Netherlands/Ajax), Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang (Gabon/Arsenal), Marc-Andre ter Stegen (Germany/Barcelona), Cristiano Ronaldo (Portugal/Juventus), Alisson (Brazil/Liverpool), Matthijs de Ligt (Netherlands/Juventus), Karim Benzema (France/Real Madrid), Georginio Wijnaldum (Netherlands/Liverpool), Virgil van Dijk (Netherlands/Liverpool), Bernardo Silva (Portugal/Manchester City), Son Heung-min (South Korea/Tottenham), Robert Lewandowski (Poland/Bayern Munich), Roberto Firmino (Brazil/Liverpool), Lionel Messi (Argentina/Barcelona), Riyad Mahrez (Algeria/Manchester City), Kevin De Bruyne (Belgium/Manchester City), Kalidou Koulibaly (Senegal/Napoli), Antoine Griezmann (France/Barcelona), Mohamed Salah (Egypt/Liverpool), Eden Hazard (BEL/Real Madrid), Marquinhos (Brazil/Paris-SG), Raheem Sterling (Eengland/Manchester City), Joao Félix(Portugal/Atletico Madrid)

Women

Sam Kerr (Austria/Chelsea), Ellen White (England/Manchester City), Nilla Fischer (Sweden/Linkopings), Amandine Henry (France/Lyon), Lucy Bronze(England/Lyon), Alex Morgan (USA/Orlando Pride), Vivianne Miedema (Netherlands/Arsenal), Dzsenifer Marozsan (Germany/Lyon), Pernille Harder (Denmark/Wolfsburg), Sarah Bouhaddi (France/Lyon), Megan Rapinoe (USA/Reign FC), Lieke Martens (Netherlands/Barcelona), Sari van Veenendal (Netherlands/Atletico Madrid), Wendie Renard (France/Lyon), Rose Lavelle(USA/Washington Spirit), Marta (Brazil/Orlando Pride), Ada Hegerberg (Norway/Lyon), Kosovare Asllani (Sweden/CD Tacon), Sofia Jakobsson (Sweden/CD Tacon), Tobin Heath (USA/Portland Thorns)

 

 

Museum of the Future in numbers
  • 78 metres is the height of the museum
  • 30,000 square metres is its total area
  • 17,000 square metres is the length of the stainless steel facade
  • 14 kilometres is the length of LED lights used on the facade
  • 1,024 individual pieces make up the exterior 
  • 7 floors in all, with one for administrative offices
  • 2,400 diagonally intersecting steel members frame the torus shape
  • 100 species of trees and plants dot the gardens
  • Dh145 is the price of a ticket
Stan Lee

Director: David Gelb

Rating: 3/5

Quick facts on cancer
  • Cancer is the second-leading cause of death worldwide, after cardiovascular diseases 
  • About one in five men and one in six women will develop cancer in their lifetime 
  • By 2040, global cancer cases are on track to reach 30 million 
  • 70 per cent of cancer deaths occur in low and middle-income countries 
  • This rate is expected to increase to 75 per cent by 2030 
  • At least one third of common cancers are preventable 
  • Genetic mutations play a role in 5 per cent to 10 per cent of cancers 
  • Up to 3.7 million lives could be saved annually by implementing the right health
    strategies 
  • The total annual economic cost of cancer is $1.16 trillion

 

Dengue fever symptoms
  • High fever
  • Intense pain behind your eyes
  • Severe headache
  • Muscle and joint pains
  • Nausea
  • Vomiting
  • Swollen glands
  • Rash

If symptoms occur, they usually last for two-seven days

The specs

Engine: 2.0-litre 4cyl turbo
Power: 261hp at 5,500rpm
Torque: 400Nm at 1,750-4,000rpm
Transmission: 7-speed dual-clutch auto
Fuel consumption: 10.5L/100km
On sale: Now
Price: From Dh129,999 (VX Luxury); from Dh149,999 (VX Black Gold)

WHAT IS GRAPHENE?

It was discovered in 2004, when Russian-born Manchester scientists Andrei Geim and Kostya Novoselov were experimenting with sticky tape and graphite, the material used as lead in pencils.

Placing the tape on the graphite and peeling it, they managed to rip off thin flakes of carbon. In the beginning they got flakes consisting of many layers of graphene. But when they repeated the process many times, the flakes got thinner.

By separating the graphite fragments repeatedly, they managed to create flakes that were just one atom thick. Their experiment led to graphene being isolated for the very first time.

In 2010, Geim and Novoselov were awarded the Nobel Prize for Physics. 

Our family matters legal consultant

Name: Hassan Mohsen Elhais

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Company profile

Company name: Fasset
Started: 2019
Founders: Mohammad Raafi Hossain, Daniel Ahmed
Based: Dubai
Sector: FinTech
Initial investment: $2.45 million
Current number of staff: 86
Investment stage: Pre-series B
Investors: Investcorp, Liberty City Ventures, Fatima Gobi Ventures, Primal Capital, Wealthwell Ventures, FHS Capital, VN2 Capital, local family offices

Four tips to secure IoT networks

Mohammed Abukhater, vice president at FireEye in the Middle East, said:

- Keep device software up-to-date. Most come with basic operating system, so users should ensure that they always have the latest version

- Besides a strong password, use two-step authentication. There should be a second log-in step like adding a code sent to your mobile number

- Usually smart devices come with many unnecessary features. Users should lock those features that are not required or used frequently

- Always create a different guest network for visitors

COMPANY PROFILE

Company name: Revibe
Started: 2022
Founders: Hamza Iraqui and Abdessamad Ben Zakour
Based: UAE
Industry: Refurbished electronics
Funds raised so far: $10m
Investors: Flat6Labs, Resonance and various others

Poacher

Director: Richie Mehta

Starring: Nimisha Sajayan, Roshan Mathew, Dibyendu Bhattacharya

Rating: 3/5

COMPANY PROFILE

Company: Eco Way
Started: December 2023
Founder: Ivan Kroshnyi
Based: Dubai, UAE
Industry: Electric vehicles
Investors: Bootstrapped with undisclosed funding. Looking to raise funds from outside

Could We Be More

Artist: Kokoroko
Label: Brownswood Recordings
Rating: 3.5/5

UAE v Zimbabwe A

Results
Match 1 – UAE won by 4 wickets
Match 2 – UAE won by 5 wickets
Match 3 – UAE won by 25 runs
Match 4 – UAE won by 77 runs

Fixture
Match 5, Saturday, 9.30am start, ICC Academy, Dubai

The Melbourne Mercer Global Pension Index

The Melbourne Mercer Global Pension Index

Mazen Abukhater, principal and actuary at global consultancy Mercer, Middle East, says the company’s Melbourne Mercer Global Pension Index - which benchmarks 34 pension schemes across the globe to assess their adequacy, sustainability and integrity - included Saudi Arabia for the first time this year to offer a glimpse into the region.

The index highlighted fundamental issues for all 34 countries, such as a rapid ageing population and a low growth / low interest environment putting pressure on expected returns. It also highlighted the increasing popularity around the world of defined contribution schemes.

“Average life expectancy has been increasing by about three years every 10 years. Someone born in 1947 is expected to live until 85 whereas someone born in 2007 is expected to live to 103,” Mr Abukhater told the Mena Pensions Conference.

“Are our systems equipped to handle these kind of life expectancies in the future? If so many people retire at 60, they are going to be in retirement for 43 years – so we need to adapt our retirement age to our changing life expectancy.”

Saudi Arabia came in the middle of Mercer’s ranking with a score of 58.9. The report said the country's index could be raised by improving the minimum level of support for the poorest aged individuals and increasing the labour force participation rate at older ages as life expectancies rise.

Mr Abukhater said the challenges of an ageing population, increased life expectancy and some individuals relying solely on their government for financial support in their retirement years will put the system under strain.

“To relieve that pressure, governments need to consider whether it is time to switch to a defined contribution scheme so that individuals can supplement their own future with the help of government support,” he said.