Eddie Izzard, who will perform in Dubai tomorrow night, is passionate about politics. John Feder / Newspix
Eddie Izzard, who will perform in Dubai tomorrow night, is passionate about politics. John Feder / Newspix
Eddie Izzard, who will perform in Dubai tomorrow night, is passionate about politics. John Feder / Newspix
Eddie Izzard, who will perform in Dubai tomorrow night, is passionate about politics. John Feder / Newspix

UK comic Eddie Izzard gets political: ‘Everything starts breaking up and that’s the way forward for humanity?’


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All Eddie Izzard wants to talk about is politics.

The 55-year-old British A-list comic and actor is earnestly indignant as he provides occasionally amusing critiques of British political leaders Theresa May, Nicola Sturgeon and Nigel Farage, and – yes – American president Donald Trump.

His preoccupation with politics is understandable. For one, Izzard has been travelling with his record-breaking world tour, Force Majeure, on and off for almost exactly four years – it started in Bucharest on April 29, 2013 and will make its way to the Dubai World Trade Centre for a sold-out show on April 27 – and has probably said everything he has to say about the show several times over.

Another compelling reason for the digression, however, was that we spoke just a few days before the United Kingdom pushed the button on Article 50, beginning the national “Brexit” from the European Union.

A staunch collectivist and self-described “British-European”, Izzard is not happy about the prospect.

“Everything starts breaking up and that’s the way forward for humanity? We all go back to tribalism? We break Britain in half? We go back to pounds, shillings and pence, maybe that’s a good idea?” he says.

“And [former Ukip leader] Nigel Farage’s idea? Oh he doesn’t have any ideas, he just resigned and ran off to hang out with Donald Trump, the most hateful person in the world. That is not the way forward.”

These are not the thoughts of some out-of-touch celebrity weighing in where he is neither welcome nor qualified to comment. Politics run deep in Izzard’s soul. Over the years he has donated tens of thousands of pounds to the Labour Party in the UK, and appeared in several party political broadcasts. He has repeatedly shared a desire to run for Mayor of London, but last year failed in a bid to join the Labour’s National Executive Committee, the party’s administrative body.

“I got 70,000 votes – I think that’s pretty damn good,” he says before pledging another parliamentary run by 2020.

While Izzard remains phenomenally popular with the British public – not least since running 43 marathons in 52 days for the charity Sport Relief in 2009 – sceptics might wonder how a career in comedy qualifies him for political office.

“Just look at 2016, that’s the answer to that,” he deadpans. “But how does being anything [qualify you]? If you’re just a solicitor or a lawyer or a journalist? It’s about the world and if anyone’s got a problem with the comedy, I don’t care – it’s up to the public. They’re going to vote or not vote. But I believe in people. Most people are decent.”

Force Majeure has been described as providing a "magpie's tour of human history", using Izzard's brand of absurdist whimsy to tackle war, royalty and, of course, politics.

Four years after the tour began, Izzard estimates about 50 per cent of the material from the first show remains. Following a two-year break, the tour relaunched in 2016 as Force Majeure Reloaded, a "distilled down" editor's cut – which still runs to at least two hours. Still, even with the time off and updates, four years seems like a long time to be telling the same jokes.

"There are no rules on touring," says Izzard. "It's like a film: some films just run and run, some plays, some musicals – is The Phantom of the Opera now no good because it's still running? I've been going way less time than that.

“The Rolling Stones are playing the same songs after 50 years, and I’ve been doing these bits of stand-up for three years, which compared with 50 is nothing.”

Izzard has not lived a particularly simple life. Born in Aden, Yemen, and raised mainly in Wales, he gravitated towards comedy while a student. After a few gruelling years as a street performer, he found fame in the early 1990s, beginning a ceaseless run of ever-bigger blockbuster tours, as well as acting roles on stage and in films including Valkyrie, Ocean's Thirteen and Velvet Goldmine.

Over the years, he has often spoken about the huge emotional effect of the death of his mother when he was six. Some have suggested his workaholic tendencies – a desire to be seen onstage and on camera – stem from a need for attention.

“Yes, Mum died when I was a kid and so the audience was a substitute for her, but for it to be a good substitute you’ve got to do good work,” he says.

“I’ve had a very ... I’ve made it quite a hard life for myself. I could have been an accountant, [after] doing accounting and financial management at university. In the end I decided to do this and go for my dreams.

“So, y’know, I want a world where all seven billion people get a fair chance, and it’s got to be this century – maybe halfway through this century – otherwise we’re not going to make it as human beings. I don’t think we’re still going to be on the planet.”

• Eddie Izzard is at Dubai World Trade Centre on April 27. Tickets are sold out.

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Mazen Abukhater, principal and actuary at global consultancy Mercer, Middle East, says the company’s Melbourne Mercer Global Pension Index - which benchmarks 34 pension schemes across the globe to assess their adequacy, sustainability and integrity - included Saudi Arabia for the first time this year to offer a glimpse into the region.

The index highlighted fundamental issues for all 34 countries, such as a rapid ageing population and a low growth / low interest environment putting pressure on expected returns. It also highlighted the increasing popularity around the world of defined contribution schemes.

“Average life expectancy has been increasing by about three years every 10 years. Someone born in 1947 is expected to live until 85 whereas someone born in 2007 is expected to live to 103,” Mr Abukhater told the Mena Pensions Conference.

“Are our systems equipped to handle these kind of life expectancies in the future? If so many people retire at 60, they are going to be in retirement for 43 years – so we need to adapt our retirement age to our changing life expectancy.”

Saudi Arabia came in the middle of Mercer’s ranking with a score of 58.9. The report said the country's index could be raised by improving the minimum level of support for the poorest aged individuals and increasing the labour force participation rate at older ages as life expectancies rise.

Mr Abukhater said the challenges of an ageing population, increased life expectancy and some individuals relying solely on their government for financial support in their retirement years will put the system under strain.

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Dr Mohamed El-Erian, economist

Professor Wyn Evans, astrophysicist

Dr Mark Mann, scientist

Gina MIller, anti-Brexit campaigner

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Southern Transitional Council: Faction in Yemeni government that seeks autonomy for the south

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Trans fat is typically found in fried and baked goods, but you may be consuming more than you think.

Powdered coffee creamer, microwave popcorn and virtually anything processed with a crust is likely to contain it, as this guide from Mayo Clinic outlines: 

Baked goods - Most cakes, cookies, pie crusts and crackers contain shortening, which is usually made from partially hydrogenated vegetable oil. Ready-made frosting is another source of trans fat.

Snacks - Potato, corn and tortilla chips often contain trans fat. And while popcorn can be a healthy snack, many types of packaged or microwave popcorn use trans fat to help cook or flavour the popcorn.

Fried food - Foods that require deep frying — french fries, doughnuts and fried chicken — can contain trans fat from the oil used in the cooking process.

Refrigerator dough - Products such as canned biscuits and cinnamon rolls often contain trans fat, as do frozen pizza crusts.

Creamer and margarine - Nondairy coffee creamer and stick margarines also may contain partially hydrogenated vegetable oils.

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Start-up hopes to end Japan's love affair with cash

Across most of Asia, people pay for taxi rides, restaurant meals and merchandise with smartphone-readable barcodes — except in Japan, where cash still rules. Now, as the country’s biggest web companies race to dominate the payments market, one Tokyo-based startup says it has a fighting chance to win with its QR app.

Origami had a head start when it introduced a QR-code payment service in late 2015 and has since signed up fast-food chain KFC, Tokyo’s largest cab company Nihon Kotsu and convenience store operator Lawson. The company raised $66 million in September to expand nationwide and plans to more than double its staff of about 100 employees, says founder Yoshiki Yasui.

Origami is betting that stores, which until now relied on direct mail and email newsletters, will pay for the ability to reach customers on their smartphones. For example, a hair salon using Origami’s payment app would be able to send a message to past customers with a coupon for their next haircut.

Quick Response codes, the dotted squares that can be read by smartphone cameras, were invented in the 1990s by a unit of Toyota Motor to track automotive parts. But when the Japanese pioneered digital payments almost two decades ago with contactless cards for train fares, they chose the so-called near-field communications technology. The high cost of rolling out NFC payments, convenient ATMs and a culture where lost wallets are often returned have all been cited as reasons why cash remains king in the archipelago. In China, however, QR codes dominate.

Cashless payments, which includes credit cards, accounted for just 20 per cent of total consumer spending in Japan during 2016, compared with 60 per cent in China and 89 per cent in South Korea, according to a report by the Bank of Japan.

Where to donate in the UAE

The Emirates Charity Portal

You can donate to several registered charities through a “donation catalogue”. The use of the donation is quite specific, such as buying a fan for a poor family in Niger for Dh130.

The General Authority of Islamic Affairs & Endowments

The site has an e-donation service accepting debit card, credit card or e-Dirham, an electronic payment tool developed by the Ministry of Finance and First Abu Dhabi Bank.

Al Noor Special Needs Centre

You can donate online or order Smiles n’ Stuff products handcrafted by Al Noor students. The centre publishes a wish list of extras needed, starting at Dh500.

Beit Al Khair Society

Beit Al Khair Society has the motto “From – and to – the UAE,” with donations going towards the neediest in the country. Its website has a list of physical donation sites, but people can also contribute money by SMS, bank transfer and through the hotline 800-22554.

Dar Al Ber Society

Dar Al Ber Society, which has charity projects in 39 countries, accept cash payments, money transfers or SMS donations. Its donation hotline is 800-79.

Dubai Cares

Dubai Cares provides several options for individuals and companies to donate, including online, through banks, at retail outlets, via phone and by purchasing Dubai Cares branded merchandise. It is currently running a campaign called Bookings 2030, which allows people to help change the future of six underprivileged children and young people.

Emirates Airline Foundation

Those who travel on Emirates have undoubtedly seen the little donation envelopes in the seat pockets. But the foundation also accepts donations online and in the form of Skywards Miles. Donated miles are used to sponsor travel for doctors, surgeons, engineers and other professionals volunteering on humanitarian missions around the world.

Emirates Red Crescent

On the Emirates Red Crescent website you can choose between 35 different purposes for your donation, such as providing food for fasters, supporting debtors and contributing to a refugee women fund. It also has a list of bank accounts for each donation type.

Gulf for Good

Gulf for Good raises funds for partner charity projects through challenges, like climbing Kilimanjaro and cycling through Thailand. This year’s projects are in partnership with Street Child Nepal, Larchfield Kids, the Foundation for African Empowerment and SOS Children's Villages. Since 2001, the organisation has raised more than $3.5 million (Dh12.8m) in support of over 50 children’s charities.

Noor Dubai Foundation

Sheikh Mohammed bin Rashid Al Maktoum launched the Noor Dubai Foundation a decade ago with the aim of eliminating all forms of preventable blindness globally. You can donate Dh50 to support mobile eye camps by texting the word “Noor” to 4565 (Etisalat) or 4849 (du).

The Greatest Royal Rumble card as it stands

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Intercontinental Championship Seth Rollins (champion) v The Miz v Finn Balor v Samoa Joe

United States Championship Jeff Hardy (champion) v Jinder Mahal

SmackDown Tag Team Championship The Bludgeon Brothers (champions) v The Usos

Raw Tag Team Championship (currently vacant) Cesaro and Sheamus v Matt Hardy and Bray Wyatt

Casket match The Undertaker v Chris Jericho

Singles match John Cena v Triple H

Cruiserweight Championship Cedric Alexander v tba