There are plenty of reasons why audiences will be intrigued by The Virtuoso.
Its title suggests that they’ll be dazzled by either the film itself, or at the very least, the talents of the stellar cast.
There’s Anthony Hopkins, fresh off his second Best Actor Academy Award win for The Father. He is joined by Bright Star and Candy actress Abbie Cornish, as well as seasoned character actors David Morse and Eddie Marsan, who immediately elevate anything they’re a part of with their grizzled features and mysterious presence.
But The Virtuoso wastes every single positive aspect it has at its disposal. Instead, the crime thriller unfolds in a tedious manner.
It doesn’t help that none of the aforementioned actors portray the lead character in The Virtuoso. That honour is saved for the uncharismatic Anson Mount.
It’s his character, an unnamed assassin, who is sent to a remote US town by his enigmatic boss (Hopkins). Once there, he is given a time, location, and a cryptic clue, which he must use to identify his next hit from among several possible targets.
The Virtuoso doesn’t get off to the worst start, though. There’s actually something rather fascinating about its opening scene. In it, we see Mount’s assassin skilfully murder his latest victim, all while meticulously narrating how much time he has to escape. It’s not necessarily nail-biting or illuminating, but co-writer and director Nick Stagliano hints at a stylishness, pace, and mood that might make The Virtuoso worthwhile.
Any excitement though is quickly eradicated over the next 20 minutes. This cold-open concludes with Mount uttering the name of the film in such a cheesy and ham-fisted fashion that you’ll immediately chortle with embarrassment.
After repeatedly insisting that he’s such a talented marksman he should be called The Virtuoso, Mount botches his next assassination so awfully that an innocent mother is set ablaze right in front of her child. Hopkins then sends Mount off on the main mission. Even then, for every impressive kill he does, the gunman makes a mistake that seems decidedly amateur.
Although Mount looks the part – handsome, statuesque, and menacing – he's not to blame for all the film's failings. Stagliano and James C Wolf’s script is predictable that Mount is left looking hapless and lost.
The constant narration becomes tiresome, managing to suck the energy and tension out of every scene. Its relatively simple plot also tries so hard to keep its audience guessing that it either ties itself in knots or is so vague that you’re left with no other option than to be bored.
The deficiencies of the script are only matched by Stagliano’s abject direction. His uneven pacing makes The Virtuoso’s running time of one hour and 50 minutes feel twice as long. This is all the more infuriating since most viewers will have guessed its predictable ending way before the halfway mark.
The only time that The Virtuoso comes close to being engaging is when Cornish appears. The Australian is effortlessly charming as the waitress that Mount grows closer to. So much so that she’s even able to momentarily make his protagonist feel relatable and the film itself bearable.
'The Virtuoso' is out in the UAE on Thursday
Pox that threatens the Middle East's native species
Camelpox
Caused by a virus related to the one that causes human smallpox, camelpox typically causes fever, swelling of lymph nodes and skin lesions in camels aged over three, but the animal usually recovers after a month or so. Younger animals may develop a more acute form that causes internal lesions and diarrhoea, and is often fatal, especially when secondary infections result. It is found across the Middle East as well as in parts of Asia, Africa, Russia and India.
Falconpox
Falconpox can cause a variety of types of lesions, which can affect, for example, the eyelids, feet and the areas above and below the beak. It is a problem among captive falcons and is one of many types of avian pox or avipox diseases that together affect dozens of bird species across the world. Among the other forms are pigeonpox, turkeypox, starlingpox and canarypox. Avipox viruses are spread by mosquitoes and direct bird-to-bird contact.
Houbarapox
Houbarapox is, like falconpox, one of the many forms of avipox diseases. It exists in various forms, with a type that causes skin lesions being least likely to result in death. Other forms cause more severe lesions, including internal lesions, and are more likely to kill the bird, often because secondary infections develop. This summer the CVRL reported an outbreak of pox in houbaras after rains in spring led to an increase in mosquito numbers.
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India 443-7 (d) & 54-5 (27 ov)
Australia 151
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A worker is categorised as skilled by the MOHRE based on nine levels given in the International Standard Classification of Occupations (ISCO) issued by the International Labour Organisation.
A skilled worker would be someone at a professional level (levels 1 – 5) which includes managers, professionals, technicians and associate professionals, clerical support workers, and service and sales workers.
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All matches at the Harare Sports Club:
1st ODI, Wednesday, April 10
2nd ODI, Friday, April 12
3rd ODI, Sunday, April 14
4th ODI, Tuesday, April 16
UAE squad: Mohammed Naveed (captain), Rohan Mustafa, Ashfaq Ahmed, Shaiman Anwar, Mohammed Usman, CP Rizwan, Chirag Suri, Mohammed Boota, Ghulam Shabber, Sultan Ahmed, Imran Haider, Amir Hayat, Zahoor Khan, Qadeer Ahmed
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The number of Chinese people living in Dubai: An estimated 200,000
Number of Chinese people in International City: Almost 50,000
Daily visitors to Dragon Mart in 2018/19: 120,000
Daily visitors to Dragon Mart in 2010: 20,000
Percentage increase in visitors in eight years: 500 per cent
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British aristocrat Lord Carnarvon, who funded the expedition to find the Tutankhamun tomb, died in a Cairo hotel four months after the crypt was opened.
He had been in poor health for many years after a car crash, and a mosquito bite made worse by a shaving cut led to blood poisoning and pneumonia.
Reports at the time said Lord Carnarvon suffered from “pain as the inflammation affected the nasal passages and eyes”.
Decades later, scientists contended he had died of aspergillosis after inhaling spores of the fungus aspergillus in the tomb, which can lie dormant for months. The fact several others who entered were also found dead withiin a short time led to the myth of the curse.
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Company name: OneOrder
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England's lowest Test innings
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- 58 v New Zealand in Auckland, March 22, 2018
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5pm: Maiden (PA) Dh80,000 2,200m | Winner: AF Al Montaqem, Bernardo Pinheiro (jockey), Ernst Oertel (trainer)
5.30pm: Maiden (PA) Dh80,000 1,200m | Winner: Daber W’Rsan, Connor Beasley, Jaci Wickham
6pm: Handicap (PA) Dh85,000 1,600m | Winner: Bainoona, Fabrice Veron, Eric Lemartinel
6.30pm: Handicap (PA) Dh80,000 1,600m | Winner: AF Makerah, Antonio Fresu, Ernst Oertel
7pm: Wathba Stallions Cup Handicap (PA) Dh70,000 | Winner: AF Motaghatres, Antonio Fresu, Ernst Oertel
7.30pm: Handicap (TB) Dh90,000 1,600m | Winner: Tafakhor, Ronan Whelan, Ali Rashid Al Raihe
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Draw:
Group A: Egypt, DR Congo, Uganda, Zimbabwe
Group B: Nigeria, Guinea, Madagascar, Burundi
Group C: Senegal, Algeria, Kenya, Tanzania
Group D: Morocco, Ivory Coast, South Africa, Namibia
Group E: Tunisia, Mali, Mauritania, Angola
Group F: Cameroon, Ghana, Benin, Guinea-Bissau
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Based: Tunisia
Sector: Water technology
Number of staff: 22
Investment raised: $4 million
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- Discounts on sales price of off-plan units
- Flexible payment plans from developers
- Mortgages with better interest rates, faster approval times and reduced fees
- DLD registration fee can be paid through banks or credit cards at zero interest rates
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Favourite food: Fish and seafood
Favourite hobby: Socialising with friends
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Favourite film: Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels.
Family: We all have one!
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