These last few weeks have been full of reminders of how the pandemic upended our lives one year ago.
But today also marks another grim anniversary: Gal Gadot's celebrity rendition of John Lennon's Imagine, which released on March 18, 2020.
It remains horrible.
The baffling, off-key vocal relay of 25 actors, singers and television presenters – including the talented Mark Ruffalo and Will Ferrell, who really should have known better – was not the anthem we wanted.
But it gave us the insight we needed.
While the world tried to shut its ears to all the unpleasantness, the D-grade cover of Imagine opened our eyes to our own relationship with celebrity culture.
It turns out, in the face of a global pandemic that has killed more than two million people, robbed livelihoods and separated loved ones, we couldn’t care less what Wonder Woman and The Hulk were singing about.
It all went downhill from there
The rippling effects of the car crash cover coursed throughout 2020 and ultimately laid bare Hollywood’s worst secret: that celebrities are, in fact, not like the rest of us.
Before “we are all in this together” became the mantra of Covid-19, the message from A-listers was that, despite the glitz and glamour of their everyday lives, they were “just like us”.
For the most part, the public played along with the charade.
We got used to hearing about their private jets, fancy getaways and quiet family nights in sprawling mansions, as long as we maintained unfettered access to their daily lives, one post at the time.
The pandemic suddenly tore that apart.
In times of strife, what we need from the glitterati is a sense of community and connection, not aspiration and attention.
Many stars failed in that transition. They simply don’t know how.
Imagine was the first example of tin-eared attempts at connection, followed days later, on March 23, by Madonna's bizarre video in which she declared Covid-19 as "the great equaliser", while luxuriating in a petal-filled bathtub.
That negative reaction should have raised alarm bells for singer Lady Gaga when organising the One World: Together at Home benefit concert in April.
Over the course of the epic six-hour live broadcast, the noble intentions behind the event were overshadowed by the hilarious unawareness of some celebrities, many of whom crooned songs of resilience from ritzy abodes featuring mammoth backyards (Jennifer Lopez), indoor slides (Jimmy Fallon) and Maluma's mountaintop terrace.
At least the UAE's very own Hussain Al Jassmi, the only Arab artist on the bill, had the decency to pare things down by performing from a sparsely furnished room.
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Public reaction increasingly hardened as 2020 went on.
The more we understood the destructive scale of Covid-19, the less patience was afforded to celebrity missteps.
Even before the allegations of her toxic work environment, talk show host Ellen DeGeneres elicited derision when comparing working from her $15 million Regency-style Hollywood mansion as akin to a prison.
Then there was the backlash in October against Kim Kardashian for posting photos of her 40th birthday party, in which she flew family and friends to Tahiti for a private shindig.
“Forty and feeling so humbled and blessed,” she said in a celebratory post.
At least Kardashian wasn't accused of being a hypocrite. That insult was instead lobbed at recent Grammy Award-winner Dua Lipa.
The British pop star was dragged through the mud online in January after posting mask-less pictures of her with friends during a holiday in Mexico. This was nine months after imploring fans online to “stay at home”.
Social media winners
While the fast and furious nature of social media may make certain celebrities feel like they can’t win, other personalities have shown us how it’s done.
A year ago this week, Oscar-winner Tom Hanks used his platform to inform the public that he and wife, Rita Wilson, had tested positive for Covid-19.
“We have Covid-19 and are in isolation so we do not spread it to anyone else,” he said.
“There are those for whom it could lead to a very serious illness. We are taking it one day at a time.”
In retrospect, the social media post was worth hundreds of public safety announcements.
Paired with a plain image of the clearly fatigued couple, the straightforward message was devoid of the histrionics their other peers could have been tempted to use.
Hanks and Wilson illustrated how the pandemic played no favourites and US officials praised their disclosure for raising awareness surrounding the virus.
With no meet-and-greets and projects to plug, other celebrities won us over by simply being their natural selves.
Regal British actors Judi Dench and Anthony Hopkins, for example, used their time at their respective homes with family to launch viral TikTok accounts showcasing their dance moves. The former became adept at the shuffle, while good old Hannibal Lecter showed off a mean Toosie Slide.
Then there is the queen of charm herself, country singer Dolly Parton, who launched her Goodnight with Dolly YouTube series, on which she reads children's bedtime stories.
Musicians also found a way to resonate with their fan base despite the lack of gigs.
Sophie Ellis-Bextor garnered a cult following with her Kitchen Disco concerts on Instagram, where she performs her hits and covers in fancy dress from home.
Liam Gallagher winningly reminded us to constantly wash our hands with Wonderwash and Soapersonic, hilarious reworkings of Oasis hits Wonderwall and Supersonic.
These are just a few examples of the connections we crave from those in the limelight.
They don’t have to be demonstrations and affirmations of empathy. Sometimes, that little bit of honesty and fun is all that’s needed to move us.
One year later, let’s hope Gadot and cohorts have learnt from some of these observations.
Upon doing so, they would have made good headway in fulfilling Imagine's final plea: "I hope someday you'll join us, and the world will be as one."
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Mazen Abukhater, principal and actuary at global consultancy Mercer, Middle East, says the company’s Melbourne Mercer Global Pension Index - which benchmarks 34 pension schemes across the globe to assess their adequacy, sustainability and integrity - included Saudi Arabia for the first time this year to offer a glimpse into the region.
The index highlighted fundamental issues for all 34 countries, such as a rapid ageing population and a low growth / low interest environment putting pressure on expected returns. It also highlighted the increasing popularity around the world of defined contribution schemes.
“Average life expectancy has been increasing by about three years every 10 years. Someone born in 1947 is expected to live until 85 whereas someone born in 2007 is expected to live to 103,” Mr Abukhater told the Mena Pensions Conference.
“Are our systems equipped to handle these kind of life expectancies in the future? If so many people retire at 60, they are going to be in retirement for 43 years – so we need to adapt our retirement age to our changing life expectancy.”
Saudi Arabia came in the middle of Mercer’s ranking with a score of 58.9. The report said the country's index could be raised by improving the minimum level of support for the poorest aged individuals and increasing the labour force participation rate at older ages as life expectancies rise.
Mr Abukhater said the challenges of an ageing population, increased life expectancy and some individuals relying solely on their government for financial support in their retirement years will put the system under strain.
“To relieve that pressure, governments need to consider whether it is time to switch to a defined contribution scheme so that individuals can supplement their own future with the help of government support,” he said.
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Who inspires you?
I am in awe of the remarkable women in the Arab region, both big and small, pushing boundaries and becoming role models for generations. Emily Nasrallah was a writer, journalist, teacher and women’s rights activist
How do you relax?
Yoga relaxes me and helps me relieve tension, especially now when we’re practically chained to laptops and desks. I enjoy learning more about music and the history of famous music bands and genres.
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Mercer, the investment consulting arm of US services company Marsh & McLennan, expects its wealth division to at least double its assets under management (AUM) in the Middle East as wealth in the region continues to grow despite economic headwinds, a company official said.
Mercer Wealth, which globally has $160 billion in AUM, plans to boost its AUM in the region to $2-$3bn in the next 2-3 years from the present $1bn, said Yasir AbuShaban, a Dubai-based principal with Mercer Wealth.
“Within the next two to three years, we are looking at reaching $2 to $3 billion as a conservative estimate and we do see an opportunity to do so,” said Mr AbuShaban.
Mercer does not directly make investments, but allocates clients’ money they have discretion to, to professional asset managers. They also provide advice to clients.
“We have buying power. We can negotiate on their (client’s) behalf with asset managers to provide them lower fees than they otherwise would have to get on their own,” he added.
Mercer Wealth’s clients include sovereign wealth funds, family offices, and insurance companies among others.
From its office in Dubai, Mercer also looks after Africa, India and Turkey, where they also see opportunity for growth.
Wealth creation in Middle East and Africa (MEA) grew 8.5 per cent to $8.1 trillion last year from $7.5tn in 2015, higher than last year’s global average of 6 per cent and the second-highest growth in a region after Asia-Pacific which grew 9.9 per cent, according to consultancy Boston Consulting Group (BCG). In the region, where wealth grew just 1.9 per cent in 2015 compared with 2014, a pickup in oil prices has helped in wealth generation.
BCG is forecasting MEA wealth will rise to $12tn by 2021, growing at an annual average of 8 per cent.
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Another general trend in the region is clients’ looking for a comprehensive approach to investing, according to Mr AbuShaban.
“Institutional investors or some of the families are seeing a slowdown in the available capital they have to invest and in that sense they are looking at optimizing the way they manage their portfolios and making sure they are not investing haphazardly and different parts of their investment are working together,” said Mr AbuShaban.
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