If you’ve spent time with a 2-year-old these days, perhaps you’ve seen this: handed a storybook or a magazine, the child, after tiring of a picture, will swipe her finger over the page, and often keep swiping with mounting frustration. The technology of turning a page is somehow more cognitively advanced than the touchscreen world that so many are now born into. This is adorable, obviously, but also kind of terrifying.
The Age of Earthquakes: A Guide to the Extreme Present is a book-shaped security blanket for that child's parents.
Shumon Basar, one of the book's three authors – the others being famed novelist and artist Douglas Coupland (Generation X) and Hans Ulrich Obrist, widely considered the most influential contemporary art curator in the world – has described the book as being like "a paperback that's swallowed a smartphone. Or a book for swiping fingers. Maybe even, a new history of how we feel in the world today?"
Not only does The Age of Earthquakes have three authors, but it has a designer, Wayne Daly, and the contributions of more than 30 artists, including the UAE's Farah Al Qasimi and Rami Farook, and even former REM frontman Michael Stipe. Despite this, the book feels singular, cohesive and familiar, its voice like the internet's voice wiped clean of stupidity and horror. It is not a book with a plot, necessarily, or a book with chapters. There are not a tremendous number of words in The Age of Earthquakes. Each page you turn is like a link you have clicked, thematically related to the last page, but often in surprising ways. It is like a grown-up picture book, written in the internet's language of memes – those internet catchphrases or pieces of media that spread from person to person: instant messages, kitten photographs, anxiety-inducing security questions and definitions for words everyone seems to know but you. ("Deselfing (n.) Willingly diluting one's sense of self and ego by plastering the internet with as much information as possible.") It is a book not only inspired by the internet, but seemingly written by the internet. It is as if the internet gained not only artificial self-consciousness but wisdom – and then became your pal.
Like the internet, it is also addictive. There is the double page spread of two Sims-like people sitting on a bench, with the words: "On the internet, until proven otherwise, always assume the person on the other end is a 40-year-old pony-tailed guy wearing a diaper." One page simply says: "I miss getting emails from Nigerian princes." Another explains the Singularity: "You either know what the Singularity is or you have no idea whatsoever. Knowing about the Singularity is one of the new class demarcations of the 21st century." The next page says: "Waiting for the Singularity is getting dull." Another asks: "Where does personality end and brain damage begin?" Things get dark, as the book begins to pick at the slow death of the middle class. "Welcome to Detroit," one page says, over a photograph of burnt-out buildings and uncompleted high rises. "In the future everywhere will be Detroit."
The Age of Earthquakes could nearly fit in the pocket of your trousers. That "nearly" feels important. Despite its design and theme, it is not electronic, and takes advantage of the stability of print and matter to give weight to otherwise ephemeral modes of themes. It is self-consciously a paperback, or "relentlessly paper", as Obrist has said. The dissonance between the object and its content draws attention to itself, and, in doing so, makes it feel more like a book than most books. This is similar to the way that reading a book on an e-reader draws attention to the traditional ways books are supposed to look and feel: so much technology devoted to making a screen reflect light like actual paper. Needless to say, your 2-year-old will find this all amusingly quaint in 10 years.
Like so many versions of our present future, The Age of Earthquakes began in Dubai.
Shumon Basar has a long, fruitful history with the UAE. He first arrived in 2005, drawn by the rumours of visionary urban growth that included vast islands in the shape of palm leaves or even The World itself. He co-edited two books, Cities from Zero and With/Without, that attempted to capture the frenetic transformation from pre- to post-industrial state, from West to post-western world. And he's been back and forth ever since.
Fittingly, I spoke with him over the internet, shortly after he, Coupland and Obrist returned from having their entire bodies scanned into a 3-D printer and made into full-colour six-inch figurines. The idea of creating an action-figure voodoo doll of yourself feels like something out of The Age of Earthquakes. "None of us remember the first time we saw a photograph of ourselves," Basar says, "but we will all remember the first time we encounter ourselves in 3-D miniature form. It's a spooky, future-now, feeling."
I asked Basar about the origin of The Age of Earthquakes.
“In 2012, I gave the Global Art Forum, in Dubai, a theme of ‘The Medium of Media’. This was an explicit reference to the Canadian theorist Marshall McLuhan, who coined the term ‘the medium is the message’ in 1964. Arguably, McLuhan invented media studies, and gave it the same importance as literature or anthropology. At the time, Douglas Coupland had recently written a fascinating biography on McLuhan. So, I invited Doug and Obrist to the forum. The three of us probed the prophetic relevance of McLuhan’s ideas for the 21st century. We imagined what he’d make of the internet-addled world today.”
How did Dubai colour their relationship? “The three of us share an interest in what makes the current historical moment the way it is. We always find that when we’re in Dubai, our thinking goes all High Definition, and our senses feel more vivid. One of our new words is ‘Proceleration’. It means ‘the acceleration of acceleration’. That’s what Dubai and parts of the UAE have been for the last few decades.’
The Age of Earthquakes feels like something you want to share. Both in the old-fashioned way – while reading, I called my girlfriend over and showed her particular pages – and in the modern way: it was hard not to want to copy-and-paste pages, link them, post them to social media, email them to others. Which is to say, it is a fun read. But one that makes you question how you read, why you read and just how much the internet has restructured our brains.
Putting the book down, my overwhelming emotion was sadness, as if I had just finished a very sad novel where none of the characters die at the end, but things aren’t necessarily going to go their way either. Things are out of their control. Things could turn on them at any second. I remember thinking: I never want to see another screen again. I want to log off now and forever and roam the hills, live in a cave, have happy little butterflies land on my fingers.
I asked Basar about this. Is this creeping sense of unease something the book is going for or does it say more about my personal relationship with technology? “Well, the Extreme Present we define as the current historical moment when the future seems to be happening much faster than we ever thought it would. Symptoms include your life not feeling like a story anymore; you not feeling like an individual any longer; seismic shifts in the structure of your brain and of the planet caused by the internet; waiting for something smarter than us – and dreading what that might be.
“This has led to enormous changes in the texture of life. These changes include shortened attention spans, an intense dislike of inactivity, new ways of consuming old and new forms of culture, new relationships with history, an addiction to speed and memory, the expectation of all needs being met on-demand, and new ways of perceiving both the near future and the distant future.”
So it’s not just me?
“The stuff about the butterflies,” he said, “is probably just you.”
The book is available from Amazon.co.uk.
Tod Wodicka lives in Berlin and Moscow. His second novel, The Household Spirit, will be published by Jonathan Cape in June.
Avatar: Fire and Ash
Director: James Cameron
Starring: Sam Worthington, Sigourney Weaver, Zoe Saldana
Rating: 4.5/5
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Mercer, the investment consulting arm of US services company Marsh & McLennan, expects its wealth division to at least double its assets under management (AUM) in the Middle East as wealth in the region continues to grow despite economic headwinds, a company official said.
Mercer Wealth, which globally has $160 billion in AUM, plans to boost its AUM in the region to $2-$3bn in the next 2-3 years from the present $1bn, said Yasir AbuShaban, a Dubai-based principal with Mercer Wealth.
“Within the next two to three years, we are looking at reaching $2 to $3 billion as a conservative estimate and we do see an opportunity to do so,” said Mr AbuShaban.
Mercer does not directly make investments, but allocates clients’ money they have discretion to, to professional asset managers. They also provide advice to clients.
“We have buying power. We can negotiate on their (client’s) behalf with asset managers to provide them lower fees than they otherwise would have to get on their own,” he added.
Mercer Wealth’s clients include sovereign wealth funds, family offices, and insurance companies among others.
From its office in Dubai, Mercer also looks after Africa, India and Turkey, where they also see opportunity for growth.
Wealth creation in Middle East and Africa (MEA) grew 8.5 per cent to $8.1 trillion last year from $7.5tn in 2015, higher than last year’s global average of 6 per cent and the second-highest growth in a region after Asia-Pacific which grew 9.9 per cent, according to consultancy Boston Consulting Group (BCG). In the region, where wealth grew just 1.9 per cent in 2015 compared with 2014, a pickup in oil prices has helped in wealth generation.
BCG is forecasting MEA wealth will rise to $12tn by 2021, growing at an annual average of 8 per cent.
Drivers of wealth generation in the region will be split evenly between new wealth creation and growth of performance of existing assets, according to BCG.
Another general trend in the region is clients’ looking for a comprehensive approach to investing, according to Mr AbuShaban.
“Institutional investors or some of the families are seeing a slowdown in the available capital they have to invest and in that sense they are looking at optimizing the way they manage their portfolios and making sure they are not investing haphazardly and different parts of their investment are working together,” said Mr AbuShaban.
Some clients also have a higher appetite for risk, given the low interest-rate environment that does not provide enough yield for some institutional investors. These clients are keen to invest in illiquid assets, such as private equity and infrastructure.
“What we have seen is a desire for higher returns in what has been a low-return environment specifically in various fixed income or bonds,” he said.
“In this environment, we have seen a de facto increase in the risk that clients are taking in things like illiquid investments, private equity investments, infrastructure and private debt, those kind of investments were higher illiquidity results in incrementally higher returns.”
The Abu Dhabi Investment Authority, one of the largest sovereign wealth funds, said in its 2016 report that has gradually increased its exposure in direct private equity and private credit transactions, mainly in Asian markets and especially in China and India. The authority’s private equity department focused on structured equities owing to “their defensive characteristics.”
Infiniti QX80 specs
Engine: twin-turbocharged 3.5-liter V6
Power: 450hp
Torque: 700Nm
Price: From Dh450,000, Autograph model from Dh510,000
Available: Now
How to apply for a drone permit
- Individuals must register on UAE Drone app or website using their UAE Pass
- Add all their personal details, including name, nationality, passport number, Emiratis ID, email and phone number
- Upload the training certificate from a centre accredited by the GCAA
- Submit their request
What are the regulations?
- Fly it within visual line of sight
- Never over populated areas
- Ensure maximum flying height of 400 feet (122 metres) above ground level is not crossed
- Users must avoid flying over restricted areas listed on the UAE Drone app
- Only fly the drone during the day, and never at night
- Should have a live feed of the drone flight
- Drones must weigh 5 kg or less
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GIANT REVIEW
Starring: Amir El-Masry, Pierce Brosnan
Director: Athale
Rating: 4/5
Dark Souls: Remastered
Developer: From Software (remaster by QLOC)
Publisher: Namco Bandai
Price: Dh199
UAE currency: the story behind the money in your pockets
The National Archives, Abu Dhabi
Founded over 50 years ago, the National Archives collects valuable historical material relating to the UAE, and is the oldest and richest archive relating to the Arabian Gulf.
Much of the material can be viewed on line at the Arabian Gulf Digital Archive - https://www.agda.ae/en
Know your Camel lingo
The bairaq is a competition for the best herd of 50 camels, named for the banner its winner takes home
Namoos - a word of congratulations reserved for falconry competitions, camel races and camel pageants. It best translates as 'the pride of victory' - and for competitors, it is priceless
Asayel camels - sleek, short-haired hound-like racers
Majahim - chocolate-brown camels that can grow to weigh two tonnes. They were only valued for milk until camel pageantry took off in the 1990s
Millions Street - the thoroughfare where camels are led and where white 4x4s throng throughout the festival
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Habibi Funk: An Eclectic Selection Of Music From The Arab World (Habibi Funk)
Benefits of first-time home buyers' scheme
- Priority access to new homes from participating developers
- Discounts on sales price of off-plan units
- Flexible payment plans from developers
- Mortgages with better interest rates, faster approval times and reduced fees
- DLD registration fee can be paid through banks or credit cards at zero interest rates
Fixture and table
UAE finals day: Friday, April 13 at Rugby Park, Dubai Sports City
- 3pm, UAE Conference: Dubai Tigers v Sharjah Wanderers
- 6.30pm, UAE Premiership: Dubai Exiles v Abu Dhabi Harlequins
UAE Premiership – final standings
- Dubai Exiles
- Abu Dhabi Harlequins
- Jebel Ali Dragons
- Dubai Hurricanes
- Dubai Sports City Eagles
- Abu Dhabi Saracens
Western Region Asia Cup T20 Qualifier
Sun Feb 23 – Thu Feb 27, Al Amerat, Oman
The two finalists advance to the Asia qualifier in Malaysia in August
Group A
Bahrain, Maldives, Oman, Qatar
Group B
UAE, Iran, Kuwait, Saudi Arabia
UAE group fixtures
Sunday Feb 23, 9.30am, v Iran
Monday Feb 25, 1pm, v Kuwait
Tuesday Feb 26, 9.30am, v Saudi
UAE squad
Ahmed Raza, Rohan Mustafa, Alishan Sharafu, Ansh Tandon, Vriitya Aravind, Junaid Siddique, Waheed Ahmed, Karthik Meiyappan, Basil Hameed, Mohammed Usman, Mohammed Ayaz, Zahoor Khan, Chirag Suri, Sultan Ahmed
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Alwyn Stephen says much of his success is a result of taking an educated chance on business decisions.
His advice to anyone starting out in business is to have no fear as life is about taking on challenges.
“If you have the ambition and dream of something, follow that dream, be positive, determined and set goals.
"Nothing and no-one can stop you from succeeding with the right work application, and a little bit of luck along the way.”
Mr Stephen sells his luxury fragrances at selected perfumeries around the UAE, including the House of Niche Boutique in Al Seef.
He relaxes by spending time with his family at home, and enjoying his wife’s India cooking.